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(9News (Australia))   Apparently some kinked out things to do are just not that dirty: Naked man receives a high-pressure hose down from mate at car wash   (9news.com.au) divider line
    More: Weird, Queensland, Bathing, Naked man, Sunshine Coast car, South East Queensland, Sydney, Washing, dog wash  
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2020-08-25 3:06:51 PM  
I feel like there's a punchline to an old "Yo mama's so fat" joke floating in that article...
 
2020-08-25 6:37:19 PM  
I wish I had thought of this when my buddies decide to "just have a little drink" followed by "I'm not going to throw uHOOOGH!"
 
2020-08-25 6:39:40 PM  
I would have to assume they have a way to cut the pressure way down before pointing the nozzle at sensitive dangly bits?
 
2020-08-25 6:39:45 PM  
That was actually very amusing
 
2020-08-25 6:39:58 PM  
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2020-08-25 6:40:35 PM  
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2020-08-25 6:43:14 PM  
Looked like a lost bet to me. Maybe I'm projecting.
 
2020-08-25 6:43:42 PM  
That is actually on my bucket list. To either spray someone off, or to be sprayed off at the car wash.
 
2020-08-25 6:46:44 PM  
I've been hit by those jets once. Tore the skin right off. I would not recommend it.
 
2020-08-25 6:48:25 PM  

OccamsWhiskers: Looked like a lost bet to me. Maybe I'm projecting.


Lost bet was my second thought.

Skunk, was my first.
 
2020-08-25 6:52:29 PM  

We Ate the Necco Wafers: I've been hit by those jets once. Tore the skin right off. I would not recommend it.


Bullshiat
 
2020-08-25 6:53:41 PM  
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2020-08-25 6:53:58 PM  
Wait ... are they bringing Jackass back?
 
2020-08-25 6:54:16 PM  
I want to be dirty.

But I don't want to be THAT dirty.
 
2020-08-25 6:56:22 PM  

chitownmike: We Ate the Necco Wafers: I've been hit by those jets once. Tore the skin right off. I would not recommend it.

Bullshiat


Okay. Thanks for your comment, I guess.
 
2020-08-25 6:57:28 PM  
that high pressure sprayer stings!

also, after using that thing i have the greatest hand cramp in the history of hand cramps.
 
2020-08-25 6:58:00 PM  
ALWAYS temped to request this when homeless people want to spend the night
 
2020-08-25 7:01:43 PM  

chitownmike: We Ate the Necco Wafers: I've been hit by those jets once. Tore the skin right off. I would not recommend it.

Bullshiat


I have a pretty decent pressure washer of you want to try it
 
2020-08-25 7:05:11 PM  
It ain't bad in the day
If they squirt it your way
'Cept in the winter, when it's froze
An' it's hard if it hits
On yer nose
 
2020-08-25 7:07:16 PM  
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2020-08-25 7:11:35 PM  

chitownmike: We Ate the Necco Wafers: I've been hit by those jets once. Tore the skin right off. I would not recommend it.

Bullshiat


Sup, just got back from the dark side of the internet. Can confirm that there are many images of people badly farking up their skin with pressure washers.

/time to wash my brain (._.)
 
2020-08-25 7:11:46 PM  

chitownmike: We Ate the Necco Wafers: I've been hit by those jets once. Tore the skin right off. I would not recommend it.

Bullshiat


Have you never used a high pressure washer?  I've seen them take off paint.
 
2020-08-25 7:13:48 PM  
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2020-08-25 7:14:19 PM  
I wonder if they finished up with the hot wax.
 
2020-08-25 7:14:39 PM  
Kinkier than an Ollies hose
 
2020-08-25 7:15:10 PM  

BullBearMS: chitownmike: We Ate the Necco Wafers: I've been hit by those jets once. Tore the skin right off. I would not recommend it.

Bullshiat

Have you never used a high pressure washer?  I've seen them take off paint.


Mine can eat asphalt
 
2020-08-25 7:16:37 PM  

Running Wild: chitownmike: We Ate the Necco Wafers: I've been hit by those jets once. Tore the skin right off. I would not recommend it.

Bullshiat

Sup, just got back from the dark side of the internet. Can confirm that there are many images of people badly farking up their skin with pressure washers.

/time to wash my brain (._.)


What search string did you use inquiring minds want to know
 
2020-08-25 7:21:06 PM  

OccamsWhiskers: Looked like a lost bet to me. Maybe I'm projecting.


Nah, more TIKTOK stupidity
 
2020-08-25 7:22:12 PM  

skyotter: OccamsWhiskers: Looked like a lost bet to me. Maybe I'm projecting.

Lost bet was my second thought.

Skunk, was my first.


I'm pretty sure there aren't any skunks in Austria
 
2020-08-25 7:31:35 PM  
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2020-08-25 7:39:20 PM  

BullBearMS: chitownmike: We Ate the Necco Wafers: I've been hit by those jets once. Tore the skin right off. I would not recommend it.

Bullshiat

Have you never used a high pressure washer?  I've seen them take off paint.


Can shop air do that too? Because FML I used to blow my hands clean. Seems like I got really lucky. GD
 
2020-08-25 7:44:50 PM  

waxbeans: BullBearMS: chitownmike: We Ate the Necco Wafers: I've been hit by those jets once. Tore the skin right off. I would not recommend it.

Bullshiat

Have you never used a high pressure washer?  I've seen them take off paint.

Can shop air do that too? Because FML I used to blow my hands clean. Seems like I got really lucky. GD


Depends on what you have on them. Sawdust? You're okay. Metal slivers? You could be in a world of hurt.
 
2020-08-25 7:57:43 PM  
Probably better to wash off blood and brain products in a public car wash.
 
2020-08-25 7:58:25 PM  

waxbeans: BullBearMS: chitownmike: We Ate the Necco Wafers: I've been hit by those jets once. Tore the skin right off. I would not recommend it.

Bullshiat

Have you never used a high pressure washer?  I've seen them take off paint.

Can shop air do that too? Because FML I used to blow my hands clean. Seems like I got really lucky. GD


The water propelled by the air is what does it. A shop compressor alone is "safe"
 
2020-08-25 7:58:59 PM  

Brakeline: Probably better to wash off blood and brain products in a public car wash.


I bet that happens more often than people know.
 
2020-08-25 7:59:03 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: waxbeans: BullBearMS: chitownmike: We Ate the Necco Wafers: I've been hit by those jets once. Tore the skin right off. I would not recommend it.

Bullshiat

Have you never used a high pressure washer?  I've seen them take off paint.

Can shop air do that too? Because FML I used to blow my hands clean. Seems like I got really lucky. GD

Depends on what you have on them. Sawdust? You're okay. Metal slivers? You could be in a world of hurt.


This too
 
2020-08-25 8:21:16 PM  
Waterjet cutter built with a cheap pressure washer
Youtube Lg__B6Ca3jc
 
2020-08-25 8:25:12 PM  

waxbeans: Running Wild: chitownmike: We Ate the Necco Wafers: I've been hit by those jets once. Tore the skin right off. I would not recommend it.

Bullshiat

Sup, just got back from the dark side of the internet. Can confirm that there are many images of people badly farking up their skin with pressure washers.

/time to wash my brain (._.)

What search string did you use inquiring minds want to know


Hydraulic injection is the general term used for injury by penetration of pressurized fluid into tissue. The catch with injection injuries is that they don't seem so bad at first...then necrosis. You probably don't want to see those pictures.
 
2020-08-25 8:31:26 PM  
"It remains unclear why the man decided to bathe in the car wash, or if he realised there were cameras installed."

Given that this is Queensland in Australia, I'm going to guess that alcohol was a big factor.
 
2020-08-25 8:56:08 PM  

ansius: "It remains unclear why the man decided to bathe in the car wash, or if he realised there were cameras installed."

Given that this is Queensland in Australia, I'm going to guess that alcohol was a big factor.


Well, then you kill my guess that the sprayee was Jerry Falwell Jr.
 
2020-08-25 9:04:50 PM  

UltimaCS: I wish I had thought of this when my buddies decide to "just have a little drink" followed by "I'm not going to throw uHOOOGH!"


Did I ever tell you about the time at Christmas my girlfriend insisted we buy some Bacardi 151 to mix with the thickest, sweetest grossest eggnog possible? Did I mention I was 200lbs and 25 y/o and past my binge drinking phase,1 and she was a skinny blonde 20 year old who'd just discovered drinking?

Yeah. Pepperidge Farm isn't going to forget that one for a long loonng time.

1Until I took it up again years later as a legit alcoholic, but that's another story.
 
2020-08-25 9:15:43 PM  

maxis_mydog: I wonder if they finished up with the hot wax.


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2020-08-25 10:35:11 PM  

chookbillion: skyotter: OccamsWhiskers: Looked like a lost bet to me. Maybe I'm projecting.

Lost bet was my second thought.

Skunk, was my first.

I'm pretty sure there aren't any skunks in Austria


The last one killed himself in a bunker in Berlin
 
2020-08-25 10:40:19 PM  

ryant123: UltimaCS: I wish I had thought of this when my buddies decide to "just have a little drink" followed by "I'm not going to throw uHOOOGH!"

Did I ever tell you about the time at Christmas my girlfriend insisted we buy some Bacardi 151 to mix with the thickest, sweetest grossest eggnog possible? Did I mention I was 200lbs and 25 y/o and past my binge drinking phase,1 and she was a skinny blonde 20 year old who'd just discovered drinking?

Yeah. Pepperidge Farm isn't going to forget that one for a long loonng time.

1Until I took it up again years later as a legit alcoholic, but that's another story.


Did she manage to throw up in a bakery outlet store? Do tell the rest of the story. Paul Harvey is long dead so we have to hear it from you.
 
2020-08-25 11:05:53 PM  
Let's see now at my local car was it a $1.25 to wash for 3 minutes (last time I went)......& to shower at our local park or boat house it's like $1.00 a minute.....hummmmm
Sounds like fun way to save money showering!!!!!!
 
2020-08-25 11:38:05 PM  
Working at the car wash
Working at the car wash, yeah
Come on and sing it with me, car wash
Sing it with the feeling now, car wash yeah.
 
2020-08-25 11:54:52 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: waxbeans: BullBearMS: chitownmike: We Ate the Necco Wafers: I've been hit by those jets once. Tore the skin right off. I would not recommend it.

Bullshiat

Have you never used a high pressure washer?  I've seen them take off paint.

Can shop air do that too? Because FML I used to blow my hands clean. Seems like I got really lucky. GD

Depends on what you have on them. Sawdust? You're okay. Metal slivers? You could be in a world of hurt.


bondo and primer
 
2020-08-25 11:55:59 PM  

Conservative Evangelical Millennial Cyclist: The water propelled by the air is what does it. A shop compressor alone is "safe"


😨 thanks
 
2020-08-25 11:57:23 PM  

ChiliBoots: Hydraulic injection is the general term used for injury by penetration of pressurized fluid into tissue. The catch with injection injuries is that they don't seem so bad at first...then necrosis. You probably don't want to see those pictures.


Omg I was looking this stuff up.
Ended up on R/medical gore


Omg 🤮
 
2020-08-26 12:06:05 AM  

OccamsWhiskers: Looked like a lost bet to me. Maybe I'm projecting.


Frat thing?
 
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