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(Variety)   Kate Winslet and Saoirse Ronan to star in lesbian fossil hunting film, where ostensibly they dig for bones but do not dig the bone   (variety.com) divider line
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2020-08-25 3:22:11 PM  
And just like that, 2020 is saved.
 
2020-08-25 4:08:57 PM  
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2020-08-25 4:52:02 PM  

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2020-08-25 4:53:00 PM  
So it's Downton Abby with Lesbians and Dinosaurs.
 
2020-08-25 4:55:47 PM  

Tom_Slick: So it's Downton Abby with Lesbians and Dinosaurs.


That checks both boxes of my two box fetish list.

Hmmm...two boxes.
 
2020-08-25 4:55:57 PM  
SR is my favorite actor. She's amazing. I have no idea what makes one actor better than an other, but she has it.

/Shershee? Shersha? I think it's Shersha
 
2020-08-25 4:58:12 PM  
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I'm in
 
2020-08-25 4:58:16 PM  

Trail of BABYMETAL DEATH: SR is my favorite actor. She's amazing. I have no idea what makes one actor better than an other, but she has it.

/Shershee? Shersha? I think it's Shersha


Sear-Sha
 
2020-08-25 4:58:22 PM  
How does one determine the gender preference of a fossil?
 
2020-08-25 4:59:36 PM  
Soooo..., do they discover evidence of the Likkalottopus?
 
2020-08-25 4:59:43 PM  

ZMugg: How does one determine the gender preference of a fossil?


Check the surrounding areas for Indigo Girls CDs.
 
2020-08-25 4:59:58 PM  

FrancoFile: Trail of BABYMETAL DEATH: SR is my favorite actor. She's amazing. I have no idea what makes one actor better than an other, but she has it.

/Shershee? Shersha? I think it's Shersha

Sear-Sha


According to her, it's "like inertia".
 
2020-08-25 5:00:15 PM  
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2020-08-25 5:00:51 PM  

Mr Tarantula: FrancoFile: Trail of BABYMETAL DEATH: SR is my favorite actor. She's amazing. I have no idea what makes one actor better than an other, but she has it.

/Shershee? Shersha? I think it's Shersha

Sear-Sha

According to her, it's "like inertia".


So more like "Sir-Sha", then?
 
2020-08-25 5:01:34 PM  

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I'm telling you odds, but "Males have been found to greatly outnumber females in practically all published studies, accounting for 60 to 94% of all recorded individuals at different sites"
 
2020-08-25 5:02:14 PM  

Trail of BABYMETAL DEATH: SR is my favorite actor. She's amazing. I have no idea what makes one actor better than an other, but she has it.

/Shershee? Shersha? I think it's Shersha


saoirse (like inertia) ronan explaining her name for one minute
Youtube uXJ6teEo-Ac
 
2020-08-25 5:07:19 PM  

ZMugg: How does one determine the gender preference of a fossil?


Go to Washington and ask one.
 
2020-08-25 5:10:20 PM  

ZMugg: How does one determine the gender preference of a fossil?


You know how they find certain kinds of weapons and other implements around certain types of people, and make determinations based on that.  They're looking for certain accoutrements.  The Indigo Girls CD mentioned above is a good start.  I won't speculate on the others, will leave that to the paleontologists
 
2020-08-25 5:16:07 PM  
Poster tagline:

"We dig clams"
 
2020-08-25 5:17:51 PM  
Brokeback Excavation Site?
 
2020-08-25 5:22:14 PM  
You had me at Kate Winslet.
 
2020-08-25 5:23:22 PM  

Optimal_Illusion: Soooo..., do they discover evidence of the Likkalottopus?


No, but the scene where the Velocimullet gets loose is erotic and terrifying.
 
2020-08-25 5:29:11 PM  
Lesbian Cave Explorers is the name of my Hole cover band.
 
2020-08-25 5:38:59 PM  
Lesbians do indeed dig the bone; it just has to be attached to a lady.
 
2020-08-25 5:42:54 PM  

Mr Tarantula: FrancoFile: Trail of BABYMETAL DEATH: SR is my favorite actor. She's amazing. I have no idea what makes one actor better than an other, but she has it.

/Shershee? Shersha? I think it's Shersha

Sear-Sha

According to her, it's "like inertia".


Both pronunciations are absolutely fine. I've known both sear-shas and sir-shas -  the pronunciation is down to their personal preference.
 
2020-08-25 5:55:03 PM  
come on down to the dirt n squirt
 
2020-08-25 5:55:06 PM  

capt.snicklefritz: Tom_Slick: So it's Downton Abby with Lesbians and Dinosaurs.

That checks both boxes of my two box fetish list.

Hmmm...two boxes.


Now we know how the elevator pitch went.
 
2020-08-25 5:57:54 PM  
Things are getting better.  Now an older woman can bang the decades younger costar.
 
2020-08-25 6:01:15 PM  
Spoiler:

After making their fortune, they open a winery....and "Pinot Envy" is their top seller.
 
2020-08-25 6:08:32 PM  
They're both method, right?
 
2020-08-25 6:12:26 PM  

Mr Tarantula: FrancoFile: Trail of BABYMETAL DEATH: SR is my favorite actor. She's amazing. I have no idea what makes one actor better than an other, but she has it.

/Shershee? Shersha? I think it's Shersha

Sear-Sha

According to her, it's "like inertia".


but she is Irish and pronounces inertia like a-near-sha so sear-she is actually correct.
 
2020-08-25 6:16:10 PM  
Lesbian fossil hunting film. Huh.
So, a few "nice bone" jokes, stick it to the misogynistic archaeologists and get to the prize first, outdrink the men in a contest in a dusty cantina tent in the desert without showing them their tits...
Or will it be a smart, introspective movie about lesbian fossil hunters that lesbian their way across the globe, educating people about fossils and archaeology while being lesbians?

*Reads article*...

Nevermind.
/got nothin.
 
2020-08-25 6:20:12 PM  

Pinner: Lesbian fossil hunting film. Huh.
So, a few "nice bone" jokes, stick it to the misogynistic archaeologists and get to the prize first, outdrink the men in a contest in a dusty cantina tent in the desert without showing them their tits...
Or will it be a smart, introspective movie about lesbian fossil hunters that lesbian their way across the globe, educating people about fossils and archaeology while being lesbians?

*Reads article*...

Nevermind.
/got nothin.


Oh, you know there's going to be a scene where they stare out to sea together, and perhaps one hand finds another in poignant, yet hetero-friendly longing.
 
2020-08-25 6:20:23 PM  

Pinner: Lesbian fossil hunting film. Huh.
So, a few "nice bone" jokes, stick it to the misogynistic archaeologists and get to the prize first, outdrink the men in a contest in a dusty cantina tent in the desert without showing them their tits...
Or will it be a smart, introspective movie about lesbian fossil hunters that lesbian their way across the globe, educating people about fossils and archaeology while being lesbians?

*Reads article*...

Nevermind.
/got nothin.


It's like Ninja Assassins. Are they Ninja who assassinate ninja or ninja who assassinate.
 
2020-08-25 6:21:57 PM  

Crocoduck: Brokeback Excavation Site?


Lesbian cowgirls eating pudding.
 
2020-08-25 6:23:19 PM  
Sorsha?
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2020-08-25 6:24:06 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [Fark user image 586x879]

I'm in



That poster seems oddly appropriate
 
2020-08-25 6:25:18 PM  
Lesbian-ish  school girl beginnings
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/interesting movie
// Peter Jackson directed
/// based on actual murder 1954
 
2020-08-25 6:26:11 PM  

The_Sponge: Spoiler:

After making their fortune, they open a winery....and "Pinot Envy" is their top seller.


Perfection - end of thread.
 
2020-08-25 6:27:24 PM  

Bslim: Pinner: Lesbian fossil hunting film. Huh.
So, a few "nice bone" jokes, stick it to the misogynistic archaeologists and get to the prize first, outdrink the men in a contest in a dusty cantina tent in the desert without showing them their tits...
Or will it be a smart, introspective movie about lesbian fossil hunters that lesbian their way across the globe, educating people about fossils and archaeology while being lesbians?

*Reads article*...

Nevermind.
/got nothin.

It's like Ninja Assassins. Are they Ninja who assassinate ninja or ninja who assassinate.


I don't know how one goes about lesbianing their way across the globe, but you have my curiosity
 
2020-08-25 6:28:51 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [Fark user image image 586x879]

I'm in


Golden Globe is right!
 
2020-08-25 6:36:45 PM  

Mr Tarantula: FrancoFile: Trail of BABYMETAL DEATH: SR is my favorite actor. She's amazing. I have no idea what makes one actor better than an other, but she has it.

/Shershee? Shersha? I think it's Shersha

Sear-Sha

According to her, it's "like inertia".


perfect ty!
 
2020-08-25 6:38:15 PM  

Slypork: Trail of BABYMETAL DEATH: SR is my favorite actor. She's amazing. I have no idea what makes one actor better than an other, but she has it.

/Shershee? Shersha? I think it's Shersha

[YouTube video: saoirse (like inertia) ronan explaining her name for one minute]


She's so awesome
 
2020-08-25 7:01:24 PM  
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2020-08-25 7:01:28 PM  
Related but unrelated, I just read "Dragon Teeth" by Michael Crichton which I guess he wrote in the 70s but it wasn't published until 2017.
It's historical fiction, set in the late 1800s "about fossil hunting between two real-life paleontologists noted for their intense rivalry, Charles Marsh and Edward Cope"

It's a fun, quick read (I picked it up at Barnes & Noble in the $5 and under table)
 
2020-08-25 7:13:13 PM  

FrancoFile: Trail of BABYMETAL DEATH: SR is my favorite actor. She's amazing. I have no idea what makes one actor better than an other, but she has it.

/Shershee? Shersha? I think it's Shersha

Sear-Sha


Princess of Power!
 
2020-08-25 7:13:37 PM  

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: come on down to the dirt n squirt


Ihavethatmovie.jpg
 
2020-08-25 8:01:25 PM  

FrancoFile: Mr Tarantula: FrancoFile: Trail of BABYMETAL DEATH: SR is my favorite actor. She's amazing. I have no idea what makes one actor better than an other, but she has it.

/Shershee? Shersha? I think it's Shersha

Sear-Sha

According to her, it's "like inertia".

So more like "Sir-Sha", then?


Yes
 
2020-08-25 8:02:35 PM  

Naido: I don't know how one goes about lesbianing their way across the globe, but you have my curiosity


In a Subaru, uh doyee.
 
2020-08-25 8:04:08 PM  
Mary Anning's descendants have said that the lesbian relationship storyline is basically all fiction
 
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