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2020-08-25 8:23:58 AM  
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2020-08-25 8:39:40 AM  
hockey!
 
2020-08-25 8:55:09 AM  
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2020-08-25 8:57:21 AM  
It's nice to have hockey in my time zone...

_/ Go Amur!
 
2020-08-25 9:05:19 AM  
Milbury Joke.

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2020-08-25 9:07:24 AM  
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2020-08-25 9:11:43 AM  
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2020-08-25 9:16:48 AM  
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2020-08-25 9:20:47 AM  
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2020-08-25 9:22:24 AM  
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2020-08-25 9:32:49 AM  
Soonjuice?
 
2020-08-25 9:48:28 AM  
Generic post.
 
2020-08-25 9:58:30 AM  
Dear Avs,
Stop shiatting the bed.
 
2020-08-25 10:11:42 AM  
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2020-08-25 10:23:22 AM  
That's gonna be a lot of pre-game drinking with a green already.
 
2020-08-25 10:29:30 AM  
Eventually.
 
2020-08-25 10:44:55 AM  
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Juc
2020-08-25 10:51:03 AM  
I wonder by how much vancouver will get stomped today
 
2020-08-25 10:54:11 AM  
Badge Update:  cyberbenalieliminated.

/DON'T
 
2020-08-25 10:54:42 AM  

buckeyebrain: Badge Update:  cyberbenali    eliminated.

/DON'T


Stupid Fark formatting!
 
2020-08-25 10:55:15 AM  
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2020-08-25 11:03:03 AM  
Mike Milbury is typing up a 5000-word essay for this thread.
 
2020-08-25 11:13:20 AM  
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2020-08-25 11:13:47 AM  
Mike Milbury sits on the beach with his in laws and forgets to make a badge post
 
2020-08-25 11:38:03 AM  
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//have to shuttle kids around and then have stick time tonight so may not be able to post later
///Go B's!!
 
2020-08-25 12:04:23 PM  
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2020-08-25 12:06:20 PM  
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2020-08-25 12:06:45 PM  

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2020-08-25 12:14:13 PM  
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2020-08-25 12:29:26 PM  

WhiskeySticks: Dear Avs,
Stop shiatting the bed.


Dear Avs:
Don't listen to this guy.
 
2020-08-25 12:33:14 PM  
Ahem... there's a trade to announce involving two teams who were very early evictions from the bubble.

Rob Rossi
@Real_RobRossi

Details for Penguins:
RW Kasperi Kapanen
D Jesper Lindgren
LW Pontus Aberg

Maple Leafs getting:
2020 Rd 1 pick (15 overall)
LW Evan Rodrigues
C Filip Hallander
D David Warsofsky

/I did lightly edit this for spelling
 
2020-08-25 12:34:15 PM  
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_/been a long five years trying to get this farking headline greenlit
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2020-08-25 12:46:35 PM  

desertgeek: Ahem... there's a trade to announce involving two teams who were very early evictions from the bubble.

Rob Rossi
@Real_RobRossi

Details for Penguins:
RW Kasperi Kapanen
D Jesper Lindgren
LW Pontus Aberg

Maple Leafs getting:
2020 Rd 1 pick (15 overall)
LW Evan Rodrigues
C Filip Hallander
D David Warsofsky

/I did lightly edit this for spelling


Hindsight and all that, but the Leafs 1st (CAR, 13th) was so they didn't have to give up Kapper for ditching Marleau's contract. Now they give him up for the 15th pick..
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**AND** the cap room. $3.2M extra to get some D help. Not tons, but helpful all the same.
 
2020-08-25 1:55:33 PM  
{Obligatory}SHUT UP PIERRE{/obligatory}
 
2020-08-25 2:08:14 PM  

buckeyebrain: Badge Update:  cyberbenalieliminated.

/DON'T


I am unsure if I am in or not.
 
2020-08-25 2:17:33 PM  

soopey: buckeyebrain: Badge Update:  cyberbenalieliminated.

/DON'T

I am unsure if I am in or not.


You are....   This is who's still alive as of the end of Sunday's thread (haven't started on last night's thread because of the various Hellish work crises I'm going through this week):

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2020-08-25 2:39:42 PM  
The next two weeks of work is going to be a disaster.

I am happy to still be on the badge list with you fine people and I'm going to do my best to keep it that way.
 
2020-08-25 3:20:54 PM  

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2020-08-25 3:42:42 PM  
Mike Milbury broke his neck trying to suck his own dick
 
2020-08-25 3:44:30 PM  

buckeyebrain: soopey: buckeyebrain: Badge Update:  cyberbenalieliminated.

/DON'T

I am unsure if I am in or not.

You are....   This is who's still alive as of the end of Sunday's thread (haven't started on last night's thread because of the various Hellish work crises I'm going through this week):

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2020: I'm still on the badge list but have only actually seen a couple of games because subscriptions. I still follow the threads. If you booted me from the list, I would not be insulted.
 
2020-08-25 3:46:12 PM  
Wow, I sleep in ant there's already 2 NBA threads worth of posts.
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2020-08-25 3:49:18 PM  

edmo: buckeyebrain: soopey: buckeyebrain: Badge Update:  cyberbenalieliminated.

/DON'T

I am unsure if I am in or not.

You are....   This is who's still alive as of the end of Sunday's thread (haven't started on last night's thread because of the various Hellish work crises I'm going through this week):

[Fark user image 542x1196]

2020: I'm still on the badge list but have only actually seen a couple of games because subscriptions. I still follow the threads. If you booted me from the list, I would not be insulted.


Nah, you're here, you put in the effort.  The only booting is self inflicted
 
2020-08-25 4:50:45 PM  

Recoil Therapy: edmo: buckeyebrain: soopey: buckeyebrain: Badge Update:  cyberbenalieliminated.

/DON'T

I am unsure if I am in or not.

You are....   This is who's still alive as of the end of Sunday's thread (haven't started on last night's thread because of the various Hellish work crises I'm going through this week):

[Fark user image 542x1196]

2020: I'm still on the badge list but have only actually seen a couple of games because subscriptions. I still follow the threads. If you booted me from the list, I would not be insulted.

Nah, you're here, you put in the effort.  The only booting is self inflicted


I dare you to say that in Australia:

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2020-08-25 5:27:57 PM  

sno man: desertgeek: Ahem... there's a trade to announce involving two teams who were very early evictions from the bubble.

Rob Rossi
@Real_RobRossi

Details for Penguins:
RW Kasperi Kapanen
D Jesper Lindgren
LW Pontus Aberg

Maple Leafs getting:
2020 Rd 1 pick (15 overall)
LW Evan Rodrigues
C Filip Hallander
D David Warsofsky

/I did lightly edit this for spelling

Hindsight and all that, but the Leafs 1st (CAR, 13th) was so they didn't have to give up Kapper for ditching Marleau's contract. Now they give him up for the 15th pick..
.
**AND** the cap room. $3.2M extra to get some D help. Not tons, but helpful all the same.


They might make an offer for Chris Tanev.
 
2020-08-25 5:28:58 PM  
Me Like Hockey
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2020-08-25 5:46:20 PM  
If Vegas rides Lehner to the Cup, then MAF will be 3-0 in Stanley Cup Finals he didn't play in, and 1-2 in Finals he did play in. Oof.
 
2020-08-25 5:47:57 PM  
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2020-08-25 6:10:38 PM  

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Vegas figured out that Hughes is key to Vancouver's success. St Louis tried to run him and intimidate him, but the kid is too fast and smart to get caught and get suckered into dumb penalties. Vegas is taking away his space and time instead of trying to run him through the boards, and it worked last game. He was a turnover factory, but so was the rest of the team.
 
2020-08-25 6:35:40 PM  

Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: Ass_Master_Flash: [Fark user image 425x239]

Vegas figured out that Hughes is key to Vancouver's success. St Louis tried to run him and intimidate him, but the kid is too fast and smart to get caught and get suckered into dumb penalties. Vegas is taking away his space and time instead of trying to run him through the boards, and it worked last game. He was a turnover factory, but so was the rest of the team.


Vegas is a possession machine. Normally around 54%. The top 2 lines can play shut down leaving a capable 3rd line to do damage. The run in 17 was built on turnovers, this team doesn't rely on it as heavily for scoring chances.
 
2020-08-25 6:37:41 PM  

Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: Ass_Master_Flash: [Fark user image 425x239]

Vegas figured out that Hughes is key to Vancouver's success. St Louis tried to run him and intimidate him, but the kid is too fast and smart to get caught and get suckered into dumb penalties. Vegas is taking away his space and time instead of trying to run him through the boards, and it worked last game. He was a turnover factory, but so was the rest of the team.


Hopefully they keep it up, because the Vancouver fan in my extended "family" is getting absolutely god damn insufferable.  Yes, the Leafs are out, it sucks, we're used to it.  Yes, the Flames are out, it sucks, we moved on.  Yes, the Red Wings didn't have a chance of playing in this, we know, we got it, we stopped watching in January.

If Vegas buries them, I may just go back and grab every Vegas goal in the series and connect them together into a looping slideshow, just to repay some pettiness.
 
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