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(Daily Express)   An alien squirrel found on Mars by NASA rover is just more evidence that Fark and its rodents are more advanced at trying to conquer the universe than previously thought (possible nsfw content on page)   (express.co.uk) divider line
    More: Strange, Mars, 52nd day of its mission, UFO hunter, Extraterrestrial life, NASA, Mars Curiosity rover, Mr Waring's bizarre claims, conspiracy theorist Scott C Waring  
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2020-08-25 8:59:33 AM  
Alien squirrel? Sounds like a cheesy sci-fi film.
 
2020-08-25 9:42:26 AM  
lots of nut trees on Mars
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SQUIRREL!
 
2020-08-25 11:07:35 AM  
I want to believe
 
2020-08-25 11:08:17 AM  

kdawg7736: Alien squirrel? Sounds like a cheesy sci-fi film.


or a really good porno.
 
2020-08-25 11:09:39 AM  
Pareidolia. Easiest explanation.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parei​d​olia
 
2020-08-25 11:10:12 AM  

baronbloodbath: Pareidolia. Easiest explanation.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pareid​olia


Well, yeah. But where's the fun in that?
 
2020-08-25 11:10:28 AM  
You do of course realize that "alien squirrel" is an anagram of "REELS IN QUAIL'R", right?

/Hell, even I don't know what that's supposed to mean.
 
2020-08-25 11:10:40 AM  
A Red Squirrel no doubt.
 
2020-08-25 11:14:42 AM  
Oh, this is great news! These nutters are behaving as they normally do.
This may be the only normal in this year of insanity.  I'll sleep better tonight for this.
 
2020-08-25 11:14:50 AM  
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2020-08-25 11:16:58 AM  
Mr Waring said: "This might have been the big historical announcement that NASA was supposed to make, however, they decided life on Mars was a secret worth keeping since they don't want China or Russia to beat America to Mars

That makes no sense. Even finding plant life or small creatures on Mars would cause NASA's budget to get its ass to Mars to significantly increase.

Oh why am I even bothering to analyze the logic behind the statements of this fruitcake?
 
2020-08-25 11:17:41 AM  
Ahhh... Scott C. Waring, my favorite mentally ill ex-partiot youtuber. He has years of these videos on youtube. When I am down and not feeling normal I just watch a few of his videos and I say to myself, "well at least I ab not that crazy."
 
2020-08-25 11:19:08 AM  

SirEattonHogg: Mr Waring said: "This might have been the big historical announcement that NASA was supposed to make, however, they decided life on Mars was a secret worth keeping since they don't want China or Russia to beat America to Mars

That makes no sense. Even finding plant life or small creatures on Mars would cause NASA's budget to get its ass to Mars to significantly increase.

Oh why am I even bothering to analyze the logic behind the statements of this fruitcake?


Or it may actually decrease it.

Why?

Because you don't want to Fark with it.  You don't want to introduce potential Earth diseases.  Might not matter, but then again it just might.
 
2020-08-25 11:19:34 AM  
Wouldn't the Rover be alien
and the Squirrel be indigenous

Just a thought.
 
2020-08-25 11:20:03 AM  
The balls it took to write this story.
 
2020-08-25 11:20:40 AM  
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2020-08-25 11:21:03 AM  

dittybopper: You do of course realize that "alien squirrel" is an anagram of "REELS IN QUAIL'R", right?

/Hell, even I don't know what that's supposed to mean.


IRE NEAR QUILLS. This "author" clearly opposes antiquated writing styles and implements.
 
2020-08-25 11:21:29 AM  

whyRpeoplesostupid: lots of nut trees on Mars
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SQUIRREL!


So that's why Marvin the Martian needed the bazooka.

Squirrel huntin'.

The conclusion is inevitable. Humans are from Mars, especially the Sons of the Soil.
 
2020-08-25 11:22:04 AM  
Disney and their viral marketing of the MCU are getting out of hand. I don't think this is is the best way to handle Squirrel Girls introduction
 
2020-08-25 11:22:27 AM  

dittybopper: SirEattonHogg: Mr Waring said: "This might have been the big historical announcement that NASA was supposed to make, however, they decided life on Mars was a secret worth keeping since they don't want China or Russia to beat America to Mars

That makes no sense. Even finding plant life or small creatures on Mars would cause NASA's budget to get its ass to Mars to significantly increase.

Oh why am I even bothering to analyze the logic behind the statements of this fruitcake?

Or it may actually decrease it.

Why?

Because you don't want to Fark with it.  You don't want to introduce potential Earth diseases.  Might not matter, but then again it just might.


Just wear a cloth mask and you will be fine.

Besides I think that's Taylor Swift.
 
2020-08-25 11:22:28 AM  
Great chariot of Satan
 
2020-08-25 11:22:43 AM  

dittybopper: SirEattonHogg: Mr Waring said: "This might have been the big historical announcement that NASA was supposed to make, however, they decided life on Mars was a secret worth keeping since they don't want China or Russia to beat America to Mars

That makes no sense. Even finding plant life or small creatures on Mars would cause NASA's budget to get its ass to Mars to significantly increase.

Oh why am I even bothering to analyze the logic behind the statements of this fruitcake?

Or it may actually decrease it.

Why?

Because you don't want to Fark with it.  You don't want to introduce potential Earth diseases.  Might not matter, but then again it just might.


If the US didn't go, its competitors would want to go.  Or even private companies.   The curiousity to see and study such creatures or life forms would be overwhelming.

Also, at this point, we would initially or at a bare minimum send more robot probes to see what's up.
 
2020-08-25 11:23:40 AM  

169th Cousin: [Fark user image 850x850]


Did you know that the woman who vocies Sandy Cheeks is married to the man who voices, er, I don't remember.

It's a fact!

Also, Sandy Cheeks is a Texan squirrel. Coincidence? There is no such thing.
 
2020-08-25 11:24:38 AM  
Enhance 224 to 176. Enhance. Stop. Move in. Stop.

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2020-08-25 11:26:20 AM  
Check out Cheeks' other voice work here:  more proof that there is a gigantic cover-up and hoax.

Carolyn Laurence on Wikipedia:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carolyn​_​Lawrence

(I will vouch for the Giant Hoax. I made that one up myself, just like Trump and the GOP's fear-mongering about Election fraud.)
 
2020-08-25 11:26:23 AM  

StoPPeRmobile: dittybopper: SirEattonHogg: Mr Waring said: "This might have been the big historical announcement that NASA was supposed to make, however, they decided life on Mars was a secret worth keeping since they don't want China or Russia to beat America to Mars

That makes no sense. Even finding plant life or small creatures on Mars would cause NASA's budget to get its ass to Mars to significantly increase.

Oh why am I even bothering to analyze the logic behind the statements of this fruitcake?

Or it may actually decrease it.

Why?

Because you don't want to Fark with it.  You don't want to introduce potential Earth diseases.  Might not matter, but then again it just might.

Just wear a cloth mask and you will be fine.

Besides I think that's Taylor Swift.


It's a hamster.
 
2020-08-25 11:27:02 AM  
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What a loon. That's no squirrel.

It's plainly a bunny beneath an extra-large pancake.
 
2020-08-25 11:27:16 AM  
Hoax, hoax, hoax, hoax, hoax, hoax, hoax, hoax ... if you say it often enough the word loses all meaning, just like with Trump and the Goopers.
 
2020-08-25 11:27:51 AM  

EdgeRunner: [Fark user image 425x268]
What a loon. That's no squirrel.

It's plainly a bunny beneath an extra-large pancake.


You win. Sadly, the Internets are broken with all this Truthiness.
 
2020-08-25 11:32:27 AM  
I thought these were hi-res pics.
 
2020-08-25 11:33:55 AM  
This has to be the Funny Fark of the Day.

I am hoping it will be enough to bring Drew and Darran out of hiding.

Speaking of Drew, I decided to finally take a stab at doing his family tree, but I forgot that Time Travellers don't have family trees. Apart from his virtual presence, Drew doesn't actually exist in this time line. I did find his doppelganger, but couldn't do his family tree either. But I do not that young Drew's Doppelganger not only looks suspiciously like that guy who advertised for a time travelling companion, but also very much like a young Bill Clinton. They were smoking it up in England at the same time or close enough for a web hoax.

Conincidece? I can now reveal that Drew Curtis Time Traveller was Bill Cllinton before the White House.

This can only mean that the White House Time Machine is not the only one. Or else the "mature" Bill Cllinton went back in time and gave the secret of time travel to the young and thin Bill Clinton who will be on the stamps in 2021.

Which means that Bill Clinton is the real Drew Curtis, Father of Fark.

I have said too much. And yet, somehow it seems like I have said too little.

I am Groot! Er, Brantgoose.
 
2020-08-25 11:36:25 AM  
I wonder if this guy has discovered that clouds sometimes look like things.
 
2020-08-25 11:37:55 AM  

whidbey: I thought these were hi-res pics.


Any space picture that isn't in fuzzy glorgious* Black and White is hi-rez. It's pure convention, like calling politician's wives "beautiful wife". Most of them are as beautiful as a moose cow. Mind you, some moose are lookers compared to other moose.

*I deleted this typo. Realized it was the kicker, and then put it back. Glorgious is a perfectly cromulent word, especially to describe famous people's wives. It's all part of the same universal hoax. Study it out.

I am descended from almost all of the 11 famillies of the Illuminati, as is everybody. We are all alien human hybrids and reptilians. Genealogy and genetics prove this if you study them out.
 
2020-08-25 11:38:57 AM  
Seriously. Young Drew was kinda cute if you like blonds with mullets.

His three children would laugh their asses off if they ever saw the photo. Blackmail potential:  high.
 
2020-08-25 11:39:34 AM  
Great thread you have here.

It would be tragic if something would happen to it.
 
2020-08-25 11:41:24 AM  

evilsofa: Enhance 224 to 176. Enhance. Stop. Move in. Stop.

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The Lincoln rule applies massively to this alien object.

/ FOR THOSE DUMBASSES WHO DON'T GET THE JOKE

// Anything is a dildo if you are brave enough.
 
2020-08-25 11:41:29 AM  

bingethinker: I wonder if this guy has discovered that clouds sometimes look like things.


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2020-08-25 11:43:39 AM  

whidbey: I thought these were hi-res pics.


The Squirrel was moving too fast for a sharp image, remember there is lees sunlight on Mars because Earth absorbs most of it, Much more than decades ago because all of our space stations and satellites also absorb the sun with all their solar panels.
 
2020-08-25 12:14:01 PM  
Those guys should make the switch from the hard stuff back to weed.
 
2020-08-25 12:20:23 PM  

baronbloodbath: Pareidolia. Easiest explanation.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pareid​olia


You're referring to Sciurus pareidolia, of course.
 
2020-08-25 12:26:56 PM  
How did a red squirrel get onto the movie stage for the fake Mars Rover missions?
 
2020-08-25 12:52:53 PM  
Sure.  A squirrel that lives alone and has legs growing directly from behind its ear.   Couldn't be a rock and shadows...nope.  has to be a solo squirrel just taking a break from...uh...eating rocks?
 
2020-08-25 1:04:10 PM  
Breaking News:

This just in - Reports indicate a massive new discovery that alters the way humans have perceived major events all over the world. Scientists across the globe are confirming that indeed the human brain has evolved to recognized patterns of familiar shapes and animals. One scientist has reported that this pattern recognition was beneficial to human survival even -- is this right? I'm reading this right -- Yes even when it turns out we are wrong. We go live now to Steve for more. Steve?

Thanks Steve. This news comes hot on the heels of research conducted over 100 years ago. Apparently being able to see and identify recognizable animals and objects would help us survive by running from predators or hunting for ourselves. In the cases of humans, somehow, being wrong, it would lose us nothing more than some energy, but when we are right, it would help keep us alive. Now back to you Steve.

Thank you for that in depth report Steve. Tune into the evening news tonight at 6 for more.
 
2020-08-25 1:11:01 PM  
Isn't this about 7 years old?
 
2020-08-25 2:04:42 PM  
There is no debate at all here! Video and images cannot be doctored in any way! This is the only reasonable explanation: aliens!!
 
2020-08-25 2:33:43 PM  
Semantics, but it's not an "alien squirrel" because it's home.  It's a native squirrel.  It would only be an alien if  it came here.  Or we sent one of our squirrels up there.
 
2020-08-25 2:50:26 PM  

EdgeRunner: [Fark user image 425x268]
What a loon. That's no squirrel.

It's plainly a bunny beneath an extra-large pancake.


Nahhhh... it's a just hatched Barsoomian banth. Wait till mama shows up....
 
2020-08-25 2:56:19 PM  
One small step for a rodent...one giant leap for rodentkind. 
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2020-08-25 3:13:26 PM  
I have one.
 
2020-08-25 5:40:29 PM  

brantgoose: whidbey: I thought these were hi-res pics.

Any space picture that isn't in fuzzy glorgious* Black and White is hi-rez. It's pure convention, like calling politician's wives "beautiful wife". Most of them are as beautiful as a moose cow. Mind you, some moose are lookers compared to other moose.

*I deleted this typo. Realized it was the kicker, and then put it back. Glorgious is a perfectly cromulent word, especially to describe famous people's wives. It's all part of the same universal hoax. Study it out.

I am descended from almost all of the 11 famillies of the Illuminati, as is everybody. We are all alien human hybrids and reptilians. Genealogy and genetics prove this if you study them out.


You're doing God's work, putting the orgy in glorious.
 
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