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(CNN)   Jerry Falwell Jr. denies reports he has resigned. "Hey, I can run Liberty U. AND watch my wife get doinked by the pool boy at the same time"   (cnn.com) divider line
    More: Followup, Jerry Falwell, Falwell Jr., Liberty University, Jerry Falwell, Jr., Jonathan Falwell, Lynchburg, Virginia, Giancarlo Granda, inappropriate personal relationship  
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2020-08-24 7:20:10 PM  
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2020-08-24 7:29:15 PM  
You can only hope he will fight it out. Great for popcorn eating fun....fight Jerry fight!!!
 
2020-08-24 7:31:48 PM  
Son, if the rest of the Board of Trustees says you're going to leave, you best start packing.
 
2020-08-24 7:32:56 PM  
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2020-08-24 7:39:55 PM  
Let's just say that the Board Of Directors, just told you that you resigned!

Am I the only one of thinks this could be so much more than Jerry watching??????????  Not to mention where would the head of Liberty U come across Michael Cohen?
 
2020-08-24 7:49:22 PM  
Politico editor says it's most likely arguments about severance package. Dude is gone, and he knows it. He's tipped to full liability now. The fact his endorsement of Trump came at the expense of blackmail (Cohen definitely had pics/video of either this or the gym guy or someone else) shows how utterly compromised he is. This will come out as well, and Trump's knowledge of the blackmail. It will only get worse for those around Trump. All guns are firing now and no one will hold back as the stakes are too high otherwise.
 
2020-08-24 7:51:31 PM  
Heh heh..."watch."  Suuuure thing, Jerry....
 
2020-08-24 7:52:09 PM  
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2020-08-24 7:52:59 PM  
guess he's going down swinging
 
2020-08-24 7:56:21 PM  

poconojoe: guess he's going down swinging


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2020-08-24 7:56:51 PM  
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2020-08-24 8:01:42 PM  

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HEY-Yooooooohhhhhhh!

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2020-08-24 8:13:46 PM  
I refuse to make Falwell jokes.

But I will sit in the corner and watch other people make them.
 
2020-08-24 9:27:08 PM  
JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!
 
2020-08-24 9:31:09 PM  
Grifters gonna grift
 
2020-08-24 9:31:18 PM  
Remember when the Trump admin gave him a government contract to supply fuel to government planes?

https://thehill.com/homenews/administ​r​ation/436252-liberty-university-landed​-pentagon-contract-after-inauguration-​report
 
2020-08-24 9:31:40 PM  

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I installed two-way mirrors at his pad in Brentwood...
 
2020-08-24 9:32:37 PM  

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Perfect.
 
2020-08-24 9:33:02 PM  
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2020-08-24 9:35:22 PM  
Can't god sort this out?
 
2020-08-24 9:35:59 PM  

AlgaeRancher: Grifters gonna grift


This isn't Jerry trying to make money. If the Board pushes him out, they'll cut him out of his financial stake in the university. He could very easily get bought out of the institution his father built.

Jerry just destroyed his family's legacy all over a pool boy. Couldn't have happened to a more appropriate person.
 
2020-08-24 9:36:13 PM  
Wish his dad was still around to see this.
 
2020-08-24 9:36:30 PM  

grokca: Can't god sort this out?


Eventually, She will.
 
2020-08-24 9:37:36 PM  

grokca: Can't god sort this out?


When it comes to guys like Falwell, Pat Robertson, Jim Bakker, etc, I think of God and the devil like a couple going through a divorce, and neither one wants custody of them.
 
2020-08-24 9:39:02 PM  
God has no plans for Jerry, that has been delegated to another department run by Lucifer
 
d23 [OhFark]
2020-08-24 9:39:52 PM  
Get in that circular firing squad, philistine farkers!
 
2020-08-24 9:40:21 PM  
This is all going to lead to the trainer and then on to much worse things.

I, for one, can't wait.
 
2020-08-24 9:40:55 PM  

puzzled: Wish his dad was still around to see this.


There is a 99.99% chance the only thing he would actually care about is that his son got caught. No telling what his dad got up to. It seems like 9 out of 10 of these religious leaders is freaky AF and doing all kinds of nasty things behind closed doors that they preach against on Sunday.

Growing up going to church from the age of about 11 to 18 3 ministers had to resign or were fired for screwing around on their wives. Two of them had sex with women they were "counseling" in the church building during their office hours. It wasn't the same church, it was 2 different churches.
 
2020-08-24 9:43:06 PM  

stoli n coke: AlgaeRancher: Grifters gonna grift

This isn't Jerry trying to make money. If the Board pushes him out, they'll cut him out of his financial stake in the university. He could very easily get bought out of the institution his father built.

Jerry just destroyed his family's legacy all over a pool boy. Couldn't have happened to a more appropriate person.


I'm sure making sure your wife got that pool cue was totally worth also being against relationships other than one man and one woman, sadly and awkwardly making a fetus.
 
2020-08-24 9:43:11 PM  
I could be very wrong, but I wonder what the schools books look like.  They have built non-stop and wide open for a few decades now.  They ate that side of the city.
 
2020-08-24 9:43:49 PM  
I wonder if Jerry Falwell Sr. is watching from "heaven", or does he just watch when the pool boy calls?
 
2020-08-24 9:45:31 PM  

PainInTheASP: Son, if the rest of the Board of Trustees says you're going to leave, you best start packing.


THIS times a google.

There's no way the Board of Trustees is going to let that man keep his job.
 
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2020-08-24 9:45:53 PM  

grokca: I wonder if Jerry Falwell Sr. is watching from "heaven", or does he just watch when the pool boy calls?


The thing he has an adjoining room with all those gays he hated in life.  And the air con doesn't work.
 
2020-08-24 9:47:40 PM  

poconojoe: guess he's going down swinging


You bastard.
 
2020-08-24 9:48:15 PM  
I still think Joel Osteen out-creeps Jerry Falwell, Jr.
 
2020-08-24 9:48:48 PM  
Great, just show everybody how big of hypocrites you all are.
Besides being a bunch of scammers.
 
2020-08-24 9:49:39 PM  

kyleaugustus: I'm sure making sure your wife got that pool cue was totally worth also being against relationships other than one man and one woman, sadly and awkwardly making a fetus.


At Liberty University, a student who hooks up with his girlfriend in a dorm room could face expulsion. There's no way the Board will keep a president who signed off on 7 years of adultery as the school's public face.
 
2020-08-24 9:50:47 PM  
"Falwell." It's like the name is straight outta "Pilgrim's Progress."
 
2020-08-24 9:52:00 PM  
You know, I didn't care for this Falwell character when I first learned about him, but now that I've followed a few of these stories he's grown on me.

I wonder if he will consult to me when I start my cult?
 
2020-08-24 9:52:12 PM  
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2020-08-24 9:53:28 PM  

scottydoesntknow: Politico editor says it's most likely arguments about severance package. Dude is gone, and he knows it. He's tipped to full liability now. The fact his endorsement of Trump came at the expense of blackmail (Cohen definitely had pics/video of either this or the gym guy or someone else) shows how utterly compromised he is. This will come out as well, and Trump's knowledge of the blackmail. It will only get worse for those around Trump. All guns are firing now and no one will hold back as the stakes are too high otherwise.


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2020-08-24 9:53:58 PM  

growinthings: Let's just say that the Board Of Directors, just told you that you resigned!


This. The initial report of the resignation was the Board telling Jerry "Look, we can do this quiet and painless, or we can make things a lot worse for you."
 
2020-08-24 9:55:03 PM  

Wesdog: Growing up going to church from the age of about 11 to 18 3 ministers had to resign or were fired for screwing around on their wives. Two of them had sex with women they were "counseling" in the church building during their office hours. It wasn't the same church, it was 2 different churches.


For the same time frame, think about how many of your peers were doing things they actively preached against. Now they're adults (assuming you are), and likely haven't changed. It's okay for them, they're always the exception, always the "yeah, but for me it's different".

And that's the generous interpretation. For Falwell and his ilk, it may not be "justified" and the moral double standard is actually just self-aware grift and he got sloppy.
 
2020-08-24 9:58:17 PM  
The schadenfreude is wonderful.
 
2020-08-24 9:59:02 PM  
The question is does he have power to beat off the Board of Directors? I think he's going down!
 
2020-08-24 10:00:06 PM  
Hey, if stripping with college girls on yachts and rubbing one out while watching your wife bang the poolboy and roughhousing with strapping young men in public washrooms is wrong. I don't wanna be right wing anymore.    Or something like that.
 
2020-08-24 10:00:11 PM  
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2020-08-24 10:01:03 PM  
Ooh, I'm enjoying this!! Turns out I like watching other people get screwed too.
 
2020-08-24 10:01:03 PM  
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2020-08-24 10:07:45 PM  
people like him never get what's coming.

just watch.
 
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