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(Washington Post)   As the RNC convention spins into high gear, there are some real reasons to celebrate the four years of Trump so far. Wait, get up off the floor and stop laughing, you'll hurt yourselves   (washingtonpost.com) divider line
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2020-08-24 3:10:11 PM  
I was expecting to read things I didn't want to be reminded of but it mosty reads like fantasy.
 
2020-08-24 3:12:57 PM  
I'm just sorry that we haven't had a president die in office lately
 
2020-08-24 3:18:54 PM  
I try to think of things he's done that the Republicans would consider positive. All I can think of is the one huge tax cut.  Even by their own goals they are failures.
 
2020-08-24 3:33:02 PM  
Guessed it was Hugh Hewitt.  Another Never Trumper who was never a Never Trumper.  He's now achieved OC Level VII in the Trump cult.

/oc = operating cretin
 
2020-08-24 6:06:08 PM  
Hugh Hewitt?

Like the similarly and annoyingly named Erick Erickson and Lars Larsen, he's a total nutcase, and Jeff Bezos should be ashamed to give this assturd any bandwidth at all.
 
2020-08-24 6:29:46 PM  
I mean.....Donny has not bathed us in the cleansing fire of nuclear radiation yet....

/ so, we've got that going for us
 
2020-08-24 7:21:00 PM  
I'm crossing my fingers for COVID at this point.
 
2020-08-24 7:29:56 PM  

Diogenes: Guessed it was Hugh Hewitt.  Another Never Trumper who was never a Never Trumper.  He's now achieved OC Level VII in the Trump cult.

/oc = operating cretin


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LOL. Operating Cretin.
 
2020-08-24 7:31:06 PM  

iheartscotch: I mean.....Donny has not bathed us in the cleansing fire of nuclear radiation yet....

/ so, we've got that going for us


Don't give up hope so easily! I can see a nuclear response to a "Trump Baby" balloon sighting or Confederate War Criminal statue removal.
 
2020-08-24 7:31:15 PM  
Thank you president trump for showing me which "friends" to block on facebook and which relatives to never invite to Thanksgiving dinner ever.
 
2020-08-24 7:31:47 PM  
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2020-08-24 7:31:58 PM  
Two years with full control of the government and nothing to show for it (except an unneeded tax cut).
 
2020-08-24 7:32:15 PM  

ArkPanda: I try to think of things he's done that the Republicans would consider positive. All I can think of is the one huge tax cut.  Even by their own goals they are failures.


Well, he has stripped or cut back a lot of different environmental regulations, so that camp's probably pleased as punch with him.

Because as we all know, when this planet's used up and burnt, you can nip off to that dealership that orbits Saturn and buy a new Earth. It's like a corncob pipe, really. Use it 'til it's broken, then pitch it.
 
2020-08-24 7:32:52 PM  
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2020-08-24 7:32:53 PM  
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"Can I borrow some mouthwash?"
 
2020-08-24 7:33:04 PM  
 
2020-08-24 7:33:15 PM  
I just canceled my prescription - even at $30 a year I don't want them to have another dime.  Giving Hewitt any credibility makes you less credible.
 
2020-08-24 7:33:37 PM  

Visual Howlaround Title Sequence: Hugh Hewitt?

Like the similarly and annoyingly named Erick Erickson and Lars Larsen, he's a total nutcase, and Jeff Bezos should be ashamed to give this assturd any bandwidth at all.


I always got Hewitt confused with Ed Rogers and I'm still not convinced that they're actually separate people. Plus I've never seen them both on the same cable news panel.
 
2020-08-24 7:33:42 PM  

notto: I just canceled my prescription - even at $30 a year I don't want them to have another dime.  Giving Hewitt any credibility makes you less credible.


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2020-08-24 7:33:48 PM  
I'll give Hugh Hewitt credit. As long as Marc Thiessen is around he's not the dumbest WaPo writer.
 
2020-08-24 7:35:21 PM  
Tax Cut that exploded the deficit
Criminal Justice reform, which would have passed under Obama except McConnell
Idiot Judges

What


Else


And whatever it is it doesn't offset the needless decimation of our Soybean farmers through Tariffs, gutting climate change regulations which did not do enough but are a start, the divisive politicos, children in cages, kowtowing to Russia, loss of standing in the International community, screwing over NATO.

And that's just what I have on my mind BEFORE the horrific handling of the Pandemic
 
2020-08-24 7:35:41 PM  
The sycophant is strong in this one
 
2020-08-24 7:36:22 PM  
The ONLY thing I will give him credit for is the hardline he's taken with China, but only at the general policy level.

The overall failure to move this policy forward effectively is indicative of the general lack of managerial, diplomatic, and leadership skill that is a hallmark of his presidency. And this is the good thing he's done. The deliberately bad things form the meat and potatoes of this 4 year long shiat cake.
 
2020-08-24 7:37:37 PM  
It would take actual magic to spin gold from shiat, but that doesn't stop Hugh Hewitt from trying.
 
2020-08-24 7:38:21 PM  
They put more children in cages than ever seen before!
 
2020-08-24 7:38:26 PM  
I didn't read anything in there about his accomplishment.
 
2020-08-24 7:39:27 PM  
There has been positives under trump but who knows how long they'll last.

The GOP was exposed across the spectrum for the hypocrites many of us knew they were regarding laws, morals, fiscals, and more. They were shown to be horrible at leading, planning and honestly there's a long list here of shiat they suck at. They have also shown that running the government is not the same as running a business. Let's not do it again, even with a successful one.

Will these exposures stick and affect some change? If so then there may be some good out of all this suffering.
 
2020-08-24 7:41:16 PM  
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I have houseplants that possess more intelligence and insight than Hugh Hewitt.
 
2020-08-24 7:41:28 PM  
Hugh Hewitt?  My standard response:

Curb Your Enthusiasm - Fuck Hugh
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2020-08-24 7:45:24 PM  
our Navy's buildup continues. Our exit from Afghanistan will be completed and our footprint in Iraq reduced.

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2020-08-24 7:45:47 PM  
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I just want to say, it's nothing personal, okay?  I watched the RNC with my drone-mates and,
well, if 35% of you are ALWAYS nuts we just don't see how this can work out
sorry
don't worry, we'll keep a sub-group of humans, wouldn't want you to go extinct now would we :)

(humans like jokes, okay exterminate them)
 
2020-08-24 7:46:13 PM  
4 more years if the border opens I'll be a Canadian. If that fails i might try my chances in New Zealand.
 
2020-08-24 7:46:22 PM  

iheartscotch: I mean.....Donny has not bathed us in the cleansing fire of nuclear radiation yet....

/ so, we've got that going for us


Wait...  that would make covid 19 dissappear like a miracle!
 
2020-08-24 7:47:10 PM  
Are we not going to talk about that straight outta Pyongyang painting of our dear leader? Not just it's existence but the palette and composition as well.
 
2020-08-24 7:47:37 PM  

notto: I just canceled my prescription - even at $30 a year I don't want them to have another dime.  Giving Hewitt any credibility makes you less credible.


There are plenty of echo chambers that will happily take your money.
 
2020-08-24 7:48:20 PM  

Koodz: Are we not going to talk about that straight outta Pyongyang painting of our dear leader? Not just it's existence but the palette and composition as well.


Its, goddamn you to the special hell, autocorrect. I'll punctuate shiat my goddamn self.
 
2020-08-24 7:50:16 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: I'm just sorry that we haven't had a president die in office lately


No! I want him to see the tell all books, the civil suits that will dismantle his business, I want him to live another 20 years and see how he's shunned ten times worse than Dubya.
 
2020-08-24 7:50:34 PM  
I guess WP will pay for fanfiction now.
 
2020-08-24 7:54:08 PM  
"When the border wall is complete..."

If Trump gets a second term, you'll never hear about the border wall again after November.
 
2020-08-24 7:58:15 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: I'm just sorry that we haven't had a president die in office lately


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2020-08-24 7:58:44 PM  
Good things resulting from Trump Presidency:
- "The Trump Statutes" - the collection of anti-corruption statutes that will be created to prevent another Trump-like figure from getting into office and, if elected, to prevent such people from doing harm
- Anti-Citizens United Legislation
- Public Option
- Zuckerberg living in Ecuadorian embassy
- Paris Accord II Electric Windmill Boogaloo
- Bannon, Manafort, Kushner, Trump, Trump, Trump & Trump in jail. Stone body location still unknown.
- Turtle Soup. Also Collins-amari & Graham Cracker Ladybug Pie Crust
- What's on CNN? Oh, something about discovering a poisonous ______ in Australia. Boring!
- Defense Secretary Vindman
- Navy Secretary Crozier
- Treasury Secretary Warren
- Attorney General Yates
- Secretary of State Clinton Again. Because Putin.
- Ethics Czar Bharara
- Khizr Khan, Secretary of New Federal Department of Fark Trump
- Governor JLo of the State of Puerto Rico
- Firefly Season 2
 
2020-08-24 8:01:37 PM  

notto: notto: I just canceled my prescription - even at $30 a year I don't want them to have another dime.  Giving Hewitt any credibility makes you less credible.

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For gods sake, don't cancel and prescriptions now!
 
2020-08-24 8:02:04 PM  

KodosZardoz: notto: notto: I just canceled my prescription - even at $30 a year I don't want them to have another dime.  Giving Hewitt any credibility makes you less credible.

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For gods sake, don't cancel and prescriptions now!


Any not and. Dammit. Starting the evening off just great, Kodos...
 
2020-08-24 8:04:33 PM  

GoldSpider: notto: I just canceled my prescription - even at $30 a year I don't want them to have another dime.  Giving Hewitt any credibility makes you less credible.

There are plenty of echo chambers that will happily take your money.


I think he's looking for a credible news source.
 
2020-08-24 8:05:17 PM  

Flincher: They put more children in cages than ever seen before!


To never be seen again.
 
2020-08-24 8:05:29 PM  

AAAAGGGGHHHH: MaudlinMutantMollusk: I'm just sorry that we haven't had a president die in office lately

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Yup, I remember President Schwarzenegger.
 
2020-08-24 8:06:24 PM  

ifky: Two years with full control of the government and nothing to show for it (except an unneeded tax cut).


And a pile of judges
 
2020-08-24 8:09:23 PM  
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2020-08-24 8:13:13 PM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: our Navy's buildup continues. Our exit from Afghanistan will be completed and our footprint in Iraq reduced.

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If we are leaving these places why do we need the Navy?
 
2020-08-24 8:15:03 PM  
Drumpf makes me forget about my constant "pissing of blood". So I got that going for me...
 
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