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(Yahoo)   Fact check: Obama did not spend $65k on prostitutes named "hot dog" and "pizza." Next week: Trump's hooker's Secret Service code names are "diet coke" and "burnt steak"   (yahoo.com) divider line
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2020-08-24 1:28:59 PM  
My gut reaction is, why bother spending time and energy greening crap like this? The sad answer to my gut reaction is, now that Qidiots have moved from the fringes of society and into at least two branches of the federal government, this sort of debunking needs to be put on blast.

No, Obama and Hilary are not part of a pedo ring.
Yes, it's really 175K and counting dead from the pandemic due to a federal response that is every bit as incoherent as it appears.

It's all quite simple. Please vote accordingly.
 
2020-08-24 1:47:21 PM  
"...pizzagate, a debunked QAnon-esque conspiracy theory..."

It's not QAnon-esque, it's straight from QAnon.
 
2020-08-24 2:11:38 PM  
"Wendy's Buffet"
 
2020-08-24 3:35:21 PM  
Oh gee, I won't see food the same again.
 
2020-08-24 4:56:25 PM  
When somebody starts spouting about Q anon, my first reaction is to punch their farking lights out.
 
2020-08-24 6:01:10 PM  
So the numerous connections between Trump and the Russians is all a hoax.

But Obama's takeout is evidence of a vast Satanic pedophile cannibal conspiracy.

I hate humans.
 
2020-08-24 6:09:10 PM  
They're still trying to attack the black man who became President of the United States. Not even their 'Blue Lives' law dogs can ever change that. Poor things.
 
2020-08-24 6:47:00 PM  
Every link referring to qanon being a legitimate side should never be greened. Fark is helping to destroy America for clicks.
 
2020-08-24 6:47:52 PM  
Just a quick question: does this have anything to do with professional jealousy due to the fact that Rolling Stone published a history of Obama's Presidency, readily available in the Current Affairs section of Magazines at Barnes and Noble?

(And I'm guessing Whole Foods too, but I haven't been there this month)
 
2020-08-24 6:49:40 PM  

Jake Havechek: When somebody starts spouting about Q anon, my first reaction is to punch their farking lights out.


You're alright.
 
2020-08-24 6:49:59 PM  
What is Medal of Honor recipient Rush Limbaugh's take on having sex with young boys?
 
2020-08-24 6:50:31 PM  

Godscrack: 'Blue Lives' law dogs


Is that a young boy in a police uniform?

I'm having trouble keeping up.
 
2020-08-24 6:52:50 PM  

propasaurus: "...pizzagate, a debunked QAnon-esque conspiracy theory..."

It's not QAnon-esque, it's straight from QAnon.


It's the QAnon Ur-conspiracy.  The one that got them started.
 
2020-08-24 6:52:56 PM  
Okay, I'm going to be honest here. I do not know any pedophile code words. Who does? How does Kathleen Theresa know pedophile code words?
 
2020-08-24 6:53:04 PM  

Boondock3806: My gut reaction is, why bother spending time and energy greening crap like this? The sad answer to my gut reaction is, now that Qidiots have moved from the fringes of society and into at least two branches of the federal government, this sort of debunking needs to be put on blast.

No, Obama and Hilary are not part of a pedo ring.
Yes, it's really 175K and counting dead from the pandemic due to a federal response that is every bit as incoherent as it appears.

It's all quite simple. Please vote accordingly.


Over 180K already.
 
2020-08-24 6:53:20 PM  
Even if he did, it's a much better deal than Trump's $130k + legal fees for one hooker.
 
2020-08-24 6:55:01 PM  

Diogenes: So the numerous connections between Trump and the Russians is all a hoax.

But Obama's takeout is evidence of a vast Satanic pedophile cannibal conspiracy.

I hate humans.


Don't forget the photographic and witness evidence of Trump's close, personal friendship with Epstein, known pedophile, slaver, and human trafficker which is also a hoax.
 
2020-08-24 6:55:38 PM  
They paid me 65,000.25.
 
2020-08-24 6:55:43 PM  
I really didn't need to read that rubbish. You should feel bad subby
 
2020-08-24 6:57:33 PM  
Gat Damn!

that was probably the least coherent word salad/Fact analysis i've ever seen/read!
good job Yahoo! you've reminded me again why i never clicky on your linky!
nothing matched! not the headline, the accompanying video, nor the multiple paragraphs of bullshiat, nothing!

what farking year is it!?
 
2020-08-24 6:57:37 PM  

palelizard: Diogenes: So the numerous connections between Trump and the Russians is all a hoax.

But Obama's takeout is evidence of a vast Satanic pedophile cannibal conspiracy.

I hate humans.

Don't forget the photographic and witness evidence of Trump's close, personal friendship with Epstein, known pedophile, slaver, and human trafficker which is also a hoax.


That only counts when used against Bill Clinton and not Donald Trump because reasons.
 
2020-08-24 6:58:42 PM  
"Rumor has it that

You're a f*cking moron.
 
2020-08-24 6:58:44 PM  
"Q" is a code letter for little boys
"WWG1WGA" is a code phrase for little girls.

I have as much credibility as any anonymous person on the internet.
 
2020-08-24 6:59:12 PM  

palelizard: Okay, I'm going to be honest here. I do not know any pedophile code words. Who does? How does Kathleen Theresa know pedophile code words?


Common Qnowledge, it seems.
 
2020-08-24 7:00:36 PM  

Godscrack: They're still trying to attack the black man who became President of the United States. Not even their 'Blue Lives' law dogs can ever change that. Poor things.


You gotta understand, Obama was elected 12 years ago and it drove lots of people in this country utterly insane, and that was a while ago.

That insanity has exploded, and for whatever reason it got worse after Trump got elected. You'd think they would have all breathed a sigh of relief at that point and said "Okay, everyone relax, we got a white supremacist in the White House, everything's going to be fine" but no, they got nuttier.

I think the only way to calm these people down would be to invent a time machine, go back in time, kidnap Hitler, bring him back, and make him president.

I don't have any other ideas. I guess one alternative to time travel is we could let them start their second civil war, then shut them down like they got shut down the first time until they once again have their faces in the dirt, their asses in the air, and are desperately waving that beautiful white confederate flag around. Since they are consumed by hate and fear they would probably forgo military strategy and forget two important facts: they are significantly outnumbered, and liberals have guns too.

Other than that, I'm at a loss.
 
2020-08-24 7:00:56 PM  
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You ever have one of those days when you read a headline and immediately start wondering if you're dreaming or really high or dreaming while really high?
 
2020-08-24 7:02:22 PM  
It's like they're not even trying.

Obamahookers would obviously be named Arugula and Dijon
 
2020-08-24 7:02:27 PM  
I literally had to debate a Trumper who made this claim the other day. I asked them to pull out their phone and find the proof it happened. She tried and could only find some random Trumpers who tweeted about it as her evidence. I said I wanted an article. She couldn't find one and said I was so blind and gullible before storming off.
 
2020-08-24 7:02:37 PM  

Martian_Astronomer: palelizard: Diogenes: So the numerous connections between Trump and the Russians is all a hoax.

But Obama's takeout is evidence of a vast Satanic pedophile cannibal conspiracy.

I hate humans.

Don't forget the photographic and witness evidence of Trump's close, personal friendship with Epstein, known pedophile, slaver, and human trafficker which is also a hoax.

That only counts when used against Bill Clinton and not Donald Trump because reasons. IOKIYAR


Fixed it for you.
 
2020-08-24 7:04:06 PM  
Unlike Trump, Obama can get women to bang him for free.
 
2020-08-24 7:04:46 PM  
If the hookers were of legal age, he would still have an ethical leg up on Trump.
 
2020-08-24 7:05:27 PM  
 Writers need to be called out when referencing Comet Pizza if the 'in the basement part' ins't followed up by the statement ' Even though the pizza location does not have a basement to begin with '
 
2020-08-24 7:05:36 PM  

Diogenes: So the numerous connections between Trump and the Russians is all a hoax.

But Obama's takeout is evidence of a vast Satanic pedophile cannibal conspiracy.

I hate humans.


It was Chicago Hotdog Friday! Hot dogs man! Hot dogs!

And it was in an email!
 
2020-08-24 7:06:43 PM  

PirateKing: It's like they're not even trying.

Obamahookers would obviously be named Arugula and Dijon


What does that make Mom Jeans?
 
2020-08-24 7:07:29 PM  

kbronsito: Unlike Trump, Obama can get women to bang him for free.

has remained in a loving and healthy marriage for nearly 30 years.
 
2020-08-24 7:08:59 PM  
Trump uses code names Diamond and Silk
 
2020-08-24 7:09:14 PM  

palelizard: Okay, I'm going to be honest here. I do not know any pedophile code words. Who does? How does Kathleen Theresa know pedophile code words?


To defeat the paedophiles, first you must become a paedophile.
Study it out, liberal.
 
2020-08-24 7:09:28 PM  
You know who doesn't have code words for molesting children? People who don't molest children.
 
2020-08-24 7:09:43 PM  

I dont want to be on this planet anymore: Writers need to be called out when referencing Comet Pizza if the 'in the basement part' ins't followed up by the statement ' Even though the pizza location does not have a basement to begin with '


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2020-08-24 7:10:46 PM  

kdawg7736: Oh gee, I won't see food the same again.


What kind of a diseased mind associates hot dogs and sex?
 
2020-08-24 7:11:57 PM  
Trump has still dumped $140 million in taxpayer money into his personal business. This is just under the yearly budget for National Endowment of the Arts and the National Endowment of the Humanities.
 
2020-08-24 7:12:39 PM  

Straight Outta Hate: Trump uses code names Diamond and Silk


that's a boner killer.
 
2020-08-24 7:13:31 PM  

Bennie Crabtree: kdawg7736: Oh gee, I won't see food the same again.

What kind of a diseased mind associates hot dogs and sex?


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2020-08-24 7:15:33 PM  

Bennie Crabtree: kdawg7736: Oh gee, I won't see food the same again.

What kind of a diseased mind associates hot dogs and sex?


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2020-08-24 7:18:07 PM  
Fact check: Obama and everyone around him while he was president did not even come close to .0000000000000000000000000000000000000​00000000000000000000000001% that Trump and everyone around him have been found guilty of, evidence exists of, and even thought of doing
 
2020-08-24 7:18:33 PM  

Bennie Crabtree: kdawg7736: Oh gee, I won't see food the same again.

What kind of a diseased mind associates hot dogs and sex?


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2020-08-24 7:18:56 PM  

kbronsito: Unlike Trump, Obama can get women to bang him for free.


This. If he were so inclined, Barack could have been living it up like Clooney in the late 90s.
But he was the most scrutinized President of the modern era, so he knew better than to risk it.
 
2020-08-24 7:23:58 PM  
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Oh my... That woman is sick.  You dont even want to know what that translates into.
 
2020-08-24 7:24:38 PM  

d.giro: Even if he did, it's a much better deal than Trump's $130k + legal fees for one hooker.


Headline should be Obama negotiates 2x better deal on prostitutes than Trump.
 
2020-08-24 7:29:33 PM  

whither_apophis: Bennie Crabtree: kdawg7736: Oh gee, I won't see food the same again.

What kind of a diseased mind associates hot dogs and sex?

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I'm glad Bachmann was covered.  See also, Perry, Rick:

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