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(Sky.com)   No more finger lickin' at KFC. Colonel Sanders inconsolable, still chicken   (news.sky.com) divider line
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2020-08-24 12:35:42 PM  
Oh FFS.
 
2020-08-24 1:04:32 PM  
He's still dead

/No matter how many times they try to clone him
 
2020-08-24 1:17:05 PM  
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2020-08-24 1:23:08 PM  
nice free advertisement.

well played, KFC.
 
2020-08-24 1:24:25 PM  
Meh, KFC isn't too bad...just greasy as hell.
 
2020-08-24 1:26:17 PM  
The stupid! It is very greasy!
 
2020-08-24 1:26:51 PM  

The_Sponge: Oh FFS.


Yep, THIS!

It;s not like they were suggesting people who eat KFC lick *other* people fingers to begin with.
 
2020-08-24 1:27:52 PM  
The last two times I went to KFC I ended up throwing half of it away. It's absolute dog shait. I don't know what they changed since the 90's, but it made the food disgusting.

/first real job was at a KFC in the 90's
 
2020-08-24 1:27:56 PM  
You still lick your fingers afterwards, you don't lick someone else's!

/Sure there's a video out there of someone licking a stranger's fingers at a KFC!
 
2020-08-24 1:29:05 PM  
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2020-08-24 1:29:35 PM  
'duuuh well they told me to lick my fingers, and I got coronavirus, so now I'm suing them for 14 billion dollars'- some frivolous-lawuit long 'murkan.
 
2020-08-24 1:31:41 PM  

mekkab: nice free advertisement.

well played, KFC.


They earned it IMO, that was a good laugh.
 
2020-08-24 1:32:07 PM  
This Colonel still allows finger licking
 
2020-08-24 1:33:14 PM  
LOL.  "That'll learn 'em good!"
 
2020-08-24 1:33:58 PM  
That took longer enough.
 
2020-08-24 1:34:00 PM  
This makes no sense. I pick up the piece of chicken, assuming I was desperate enough to eat at KFC(not that I'm judging you for eating there), and whatever was on my hands is now on the chicken. Now the chicken goes into my mouth...you know, where my tongue is.

So how does licking my fingers after that make any difference whatsoever?

I think this is just a marketing ploy. It's a profit deal.
 
2020-08-24 1:34:27 PM  

MelGoesOnTour: The_Sponge: Oh FFS.

Yep, THIS!

It;s not like they were suggesting people who eat KFC lick *other* people fingers to begin with.


Hey, what I... er, consenting adults do after a bucket of extra crispy is none of your business!  My bucket, my choice!
 
2020-08-24 1:41:34 PM  
So I Married An Axe Murderer(colonel sanders scene)
Youtube TPMS6tGOACo
 
2020-08-24 1:41:34 PM  

ColonelCathcart: This Colonel still allows finger licking


That's not my finger, but you can go ahead and keep on licking it.

/the brown liquid pooled nearby isn't gravy
 
2020-08-24 1:42:38 PM  
The first take of "Last Tango in Paris" Brando actually used a bucket of KFC instead of butter.
 
2020-08-24 1:43:43 PM  
IT'S F********NG GOOD
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2020-08-24 1:47:14 PM  

The_Sponge: Oh FFS.


Are you ever on the right side of an issue?

How do you stand living in this world of endless persecution?
 
2020-08-24 1:51:23 PM  

MelGoesOnTour: The_Sponge: Oh FFS.

Yep, THIS!

It;s not like they were suggesting people who eat KFC lick *other* people fingers to begin with.


Also:

I only lick my fingers at home...I'm too old to do that in public.
 
2020-08-24 1:52:30 PM  

EvilElecBlanket: The last two times I went to KFC I ended up throwing half of it away. It's absolute dog shait. I don't know what they changed since the 90's, but it made the food disgusting.

/first real job was at a KFC in the 90's


Was it when you started working their? You may have already discovered the answer.
 
2020-08-24 1:52:49 PM  

whidbey: The_Sponge: Oh FFS.

Are you ever on the right side of an issue?

How do you stand living in this world of endless persecution?


Wow....you're more sad and pathetic than I thought.
 
db2
2020-08-24 1:53:00 PM  
Their new campaign, "It's doorknob-lickin' good", isn't much better.
 
2020-08-24 1:53:10 PM  

MythDragon: EvilElecBlanket: The last two times I went to KFC I ended up throwing half of it away. It's absolute dog shait. I don't know what they changed since the 90's, but it made the food disgusting.

/first real job was at a KFC in the 90's

Was it when you started working their? You may have already discovered the answer.


*there

/ffs
 
2020-08-24 1:53:59 PM  

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It's a damn shame that Burt Reynolds never played Colonel Sanders in those commercials .
 
2020-08-24 1:54:44 PM  
Do y'all have digestive systems made of glass or something?

KFC isn't my top choice for fried chicken, but it's never made me sick either.
 
2020-08-24 1:56:03 PM  

Birnone: This makes no sense. I pick up the piece of chicken, assuming I was desperate enough to eat at KFC(not that I'm judging you for eating there), and whatever was on my hands is now on the chicken. Now the chicken goes into my mouth...you know, where my tongue is.

So how does licking my fingers after that make any difference whatsoever?

I think this is just a marketing ploy. It's a profit deal.


Why are you eating with your hands during a pandemic? I pour chips into a bowl and use a fork or spoon depending on the chip. I pour m&ms into a solo drink cup.
WTF people. Assume there is Virus on everything. FI!

/
I even eat pizza with fork during this pandemic
 
2020-08-24 1:56:38 PM  

EvilElecBlanket: The last two times I went to KFC I ended up throwing half of it away. It's absolute dog shait. I don't know what they changed since the 90's, but it made the food disgusting.

/first real job was at a KFC in the 90's


I worked there for a four hour shift when I was 16. I dropped an entire batch of chicken on the filthy, grease covered floor. I was told to fry it anyway, the hot oil would kill any germs.

Quality establishment. I got a better offer bagging groceries and rounding up shopping carts the next day. The extra plus was that I wouldn't smell like KFC when I got off work.

I guess at least now they have visible cooking areas so you can see what's going on with the food; but I still don't trust them.
 
2020-08-24 1:58:32 PM  

TheGreatGazoo: Do y'all have digestive systems made of glass or something?

KFC isn't my top choice for fried chicken, but it's never made me sick either.


Only one fast foot restaurant gave me some problems, and that was Wienerschnitzel in Oxnard, CA.

/Came down with a case of butt soup.
 
2020-08-24 1:59:03 PM  

MythDragon: EvilElecBlanket: The last two times I went to KFC I ended up throwing half of it away. It's absolute dog shait. I don't know what they changed since the 90's, but it made the food disgusting.

/first real job was at a KFC in the 90's

Was it when you started working their? You may have already discovered the answer.


:(
 
2020-08-24 2:00:35 PM  

DarkSoulNoHope: You still lick your fingers afterwards, you don't lick someone else's!


People who lick their fingers should be thrown into the sun. F*cking disgusting habit.
 
2020-08-24 2:01:03 PM  
There will be no more licking.
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Just go straight to the sticking.
 
2020-08-24 2:02:11 PM  
It's not like Kentucky Fried Chicken has existed since 1981 anyway. Harlan Sanders wasn't being a curmudgeony old coot when he was biatching about the post-buyout chicken. Much like Godfather's Pizza (which also was once delicious AF in it's original form), corporations DID turn it into total dogsh*t. Now, you can't even eat more than 1 piece without the inside of your mouth feeling like it's been glazed with a sticky layer of candle wax.
 
2020-08-24 2:02:19 PM  

Vern: EvilElecBlanket: The last two times I went to KFC I ended up throwing half of it away. It's absolute dog shait. I don't know what they changed since the 90's, but it made the food disgusting.

/first real job was at a KFC in the 90's

I worked there for a four hour shift when I was 16. I dropped an entire batch of chicken on the filthy, grease covered floor. I was told to fry it anyway, the hot oil would kill any germs.

Quality establishment. I got a better offer bagging groceries and rounding up shopping carts the next day. The extra plus was that I wouldn't smell like KFC when I got off work.

I guess at least now they have visible cooking areas so you can see what's going on with the food; but I still don't trust them.


Oh God, I had forgotten about the smell. Only lasted a few months there until I got a job at a grocery store, too. It was a step up.
 
2020-08-24 2:02:36 PM  
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It's just the finger part we're talking about, right?
 
2020-08-24 2:04:21 PM  

db2: Their new campaign, "It's doorknob-lickin' good", isn't much better.


Too long and hard to say.  Maybe just "knob-lickin' good"?
 
2020-08-24 2:04:58 PM  

waxbeans: Birnone: This makes no sense. I pick up the piece of chicken, assuming I was desperate enough to eat at KFC(not that I'm judging you for eating there), and whatever was on my hands is now on the chicken. Now the chicken goes into my mouth...you know, where my tongue is.

So how does licking my fingers after that make any difference whatsoever?

I think this is just a marketing ploy. It's a profit deal.

Why are you eating with your hands during a pandemic? I pour chips into a bowl and use a fork or spoon depending on the chip. I pour m&ms into a solo drink cup.
WTF people. Assume there is Virus on everything. FI!

/
I even eat pizza with fork during this pandemic


Or, you know, you could just wash your hands. Like Mama always said to before supper?
 
2020-08-24 2:05:38 PM  

MelGoesOnTour: The_Sponge: Oh FFS.

Yep, THIS!

It;s not like they were suggesting people who eat KFC lick *other* people fingers to begin with.


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2020-08-24 2:06:28 PM  

skyotter: IT'S F********NG GOOD
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Congratulations! You got the other part of the ad KFC was going for. It's eye-catching, makes you go 'wait, what', and is pretty clever.

Looks like it went over some farkers heads in here lol
 
2020-08-24 2:09:10 PM  

xxBirdMadGirlxx: waxbeans: Birnone: This makes no sense. I pick up the piece of chicken, assuming I was desperate enough to eat at KFC(not that I'm judging you for eating there), and whatever was on my hands is now on the chicken. Now the chicken goes into my mouth...you know, where my tongue is.

So how does licking my fingers after that make any difference whatsoever?

I think this is just a marketing ploy. It's a profit deal.

Why are you eating with your hands during a pandemic? I pour chips into a bowl and use a fork or spoon depending on the chip. I pour m&ms into a solo drink cup.
WTF people. Assume there is Virus on everything. FI!

/
I even eat pizza with fork during this pandemic

Or, you know, you could just wash your hands. Like Mama always said to before supper?


I wash my hands all the time. Before and after cooking.
I wipe down new groceries I bring in with Everclear. And I use different clothes for home and for leaving home. I have hand sanitizer in every room and I'm constantly spraying everything down with Lysol and and or Windex.
But, I don't assume there isn't virus on things. I assume there is.
🙄
 
2020-08-24 2:09:45 PM  
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2020-08-24 2:12:54 PM  

The_Sponge: TheGreatGazoo: Do y'all have digestive systems made of glass or something?

KFC isn't my top choice for fried chicken, but it's never made me sick either.

Only one fast foot restaurant gave me some problems, and that was Wienerschnitzel in Oxnard, CA.

/Came down with a case of butt soup.


To be fair, pretty much everything about Oxnard makes people sick.
 
2020-08-24 2:19:36 PM  

The_Sponge: whidbey: The_Sponge: Oh FFS.

Are you ever on the right side of an issue?

How do you stand living in this world of endless persecution?

Wow....you're more sad and pathetic than I thought.


Because a restaurant takes Covid seriously...and you don't?

No really.  How do you live in a world where political correctness is crushing your soul?
 
2020-08-24 2:24:17 PM  

TheGreatGazoo: Do y'all have digestive systems made of glass or something?

KFC isn't my top choice for fried chicken, but it's never made me sick either.


For me it was a Burger King in Vallejo, CA. Lots of pain, all night long.
 
2020-08-24 2:25:59 PM  

whidbey: The_Sponge: whidbey: The_Sponge: Oh FFS.

Are you ever on the right side of an issue?

How do you stand living in this world of endless persecution?

Wow....you're more sad and pathetic than I thought.

Because a restaurant takes Covid seriously...and you don't?

No really.  How do you live in a world where political correctness is crushing your soul?


It's a silly marketing gimmick...nothing more.
 
2020-08-24 2:26:40 PM  

The_Sponge: whidbey: The_Sponge: whidbey: The_Sponge: Oh FFS.

Are you ever on the right side of an issue?

How do you stand living in this world of endless persecution?

Wow....you're more sad and pathetic than I thought.

Because a restaurant takes Covid seriously...and you don't?

No really.  How do you live in a world where political correctness is crushing your soul?

It's a silly marketing gimmick...nothing more.


I dunno it kind of triggered you pretty hard lol.
 
2020-08-24 2:28:12 PM  

SoCalCub: The_Sponge: TheGreatGazoo: Do y'all have digestive systems made of glass or something?

KFC isn't my top choice for fried chicken, but it's never made me sick either.

Only one fast foot restaurant gave me some problems, and that was Wienerschnitzel in Oxnard, CA.

/Came down with a case of butt soup.

To be fair, pretty much everything about Oxnard makes people sick.


Heh.

Well....hopefully not the strawberries.

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