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2020-08-23 3:59:33 PM  
77 votes:
He thinks his sister likes him.
 
2020-08-23 4:16:42 PM  
74 votes:
Liberals.  He's already owned you. "Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV."

That's like impossible level genius.
 
2020-08-23 4:02:54 PM  
63 votes:
He thinks Stormy Daniels should have paid him.
 
2020-08-23 3:51:23 PM  
38 votes:
I think I'll have another beer
 
2020-08-23 7:27:23 PM  
30 votes:
Actually, I think most of my posts are funny
 
2020-08-23 8:30:22 PM  
27 votes:

Primum non nocere: Liberals.  He's already owned you. "Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV."

That's like impossible level genius.


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2020-08-23 4:31:24 PM  
26 votes:
As I saw in Twitter.

Add the word "Mommy" to the start of all of his tweets.
 
2020-08-23 8:40:18 PM  
22 votes:

Iowan73: He also thinks stealth fighters are literally invisible.


Fact-check:  they are invisible

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2020-08-23 8:22:05 PM  
22 votes:
I think Salma Hayek does not return my calls because she feels in her heart she is not worthy to be in my presence.
 
2020-08-23 8:14:00 PM  
20 votes:
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2020-08-23 8:08:22 PM  
16 votes:
He also believes that Barron is his.
 
2020-08-23 3:52:48 PM  
15 votes:
He also thinks George Washington took over airports.
 
2020-08-23 8:13:43 PM  
14 votes:
Actually, I think I'm leading the Poles.
-  Władysław Sikorski
 
2020-08-23 4:00:33 PM  
13 votes:

wet drum sandwich: He also thinks George Washington took over airports.


If he didn't explain Dulles huh?
 
2020-08-23 5:08:22 PM  
12 votes:

Calypsocookie: He thinks it. He tweets it. His supporters believe it.

It's the cycle of shiat.


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2020-08-23 8:42:35 PM  
11 votes:

Demetrius: Calypsocookie: He thinks it. He tweets it. His supporters believe it.

It's the cycle of shiat.

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2020-08-23 4:35:46 PM  
11 votes:
Riiiiiight and this person is the Princess of Canada:

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2020-08-23 3:51:37 PM  
11 votes:
You think you're a stable genius too.
 
2020-08-23 9:28:33 PM  
9 votes:

sdd2000: Primum non nocere: Liberals.  He's already owned you. "Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV."

That's like impossible level genius.

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2020-08-23 8:57:53 PM  
9 votes:

olderbudnoweiser: Man with the Red Eyes: Iowan73: He also thinks stealth fighters are literally invisible.

Fact-check:  they are invisible

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2020-08-23 8:38:42 PM  
9 votes:

Calypsocookie: He thinks it. He tweets it. His supporters believe it.

It's the cycle of shiat.


In a sense, I hope they do believe it 100 percent. There's not a CLINTRON1!!11!!!!! running this time, so some of that base will likely be willing to sit on their arse and not vote if it's in the bag. The more that sit home, and don't vote, the bigger the chance for a popular (and electoral) landslide. I don't just want Trump to lose, I want him to lose by a margin so big it makes history professors in 100 years note the loss.

Remember folks, help get people registered and help them remember to vote.

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2020-08-23 5:17:59 PM  
9 votes:
Leading in the gallows poles!
 
2020-08-23 5:10:50 PM  
8 votes:
Simpler times
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2020-08-23 8:48:42 PM  
7 votes:

Snapper Carr: Polls that his staff manufacture to show him every morning to keep him happy so he doesn't fire anyone in a rage.


Yeah, basically they poll family members and show him the results... They even get a nice decimal because I'm Eric really only counts for 37% of a voter.
 
2020-08-23 8:13:40 PM  
7 votes:
i always look up a few of the cult45 members that reply back with some asskissing.  It's amazing how many if the women are involved with mlm's.  One was a double threat woman,mlm and a
mugshot.
 
2020-08-23 8:31:11 PM  
6 votes:
There ain't enough milk thistle in the world to save my liver from this coming week...
 
2020-08-23 5:58:34 PM  
6 votes:

grokca: isamudyson: Riiiiiight and this person is the Princess of Canada:

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Belgium.


And let's go to the video tape....

Austin Powers 2 - Deleted Scenes - Jerry Springer
Youtube wQ55GXylI3Q
 
2020-08-23 9:32:18 PM  
5 votes:
Please keep tweeting about the polls, Donnie. I can see no way in which this could backfire.

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2020-08-23 8:47:22 PM  
5 votes:

Man with the Red Eyes: Iowan73: He also thinks stealth fighters are literally invisible.

Fact-check:  they are invisible

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2020-08-23 8:35:30 PM  
5 votes:
...and I'm Donal Duck!

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2020-08-23 8:14:30 PM  
5 votes:
Actually, I think I'm leading in the Polls!

Sir, this is... still... a Wendy's. Would you like to place an order?
 
2020-08-23 8:11:42 PM  
5 votes:
Trump's Twitter feed is becoming a bizarre cultural phenomenon in it's own right.
It's like Federico Fellini directed a train wreck.
 
2020-08-23 5:02:12 PM  
5 votes:

isamudyson: Riiiiiight and this person is the Princess of Canada:

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Belgium.
 
2020-08-23 4:41:34 PM  
5 votes:
Maybe they're feeding him "select" polls to keep him in a good mood so he doesn't nuke China or California.
 
2020-08-23 9:03:11 PM  
4 votes:

AugieDoggyDaddy: JudgeSmails: i always look up a few of the cult45 members that reply back with some asskissing.  It's amazing how many if the women are involved with mlm's.  One was a double threat woman,mlm and a
mugshot.

Burt toast?


That's Burt Reynolds
 
2020-08-23 8:08:59 PM  
4 votes:

nekom: wet drum sandwich: He also thinks George Washington took over airports.

If he didn't explain Dulles huh?


Was that before or after the cancer causing windmills blew the flu virus around and spread it throughout  Europe to end WW2?
 
2020-08-23 8:07:58 PM  
4 votes:

iheartscotch: I mean....what else is unpaid intern supposed to say? I'm sorry Mein Fuhrer, but you're losing to Biden? That would get you shot.


Like his stubby mcnublet hands are big enough to operate a firearm.
 
2020-08-23 11:59:33 PM  
3 votes:

isamudyson: Riiiiiight and this person is the Princess of Canada:

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I'm the Princess of Canada!

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2020-08-23 8:56:02 PM  
3 votes:
No, subby! *I* am the bloody queen of England, damnit!!
 
2020-08-23 8:44:33 PM  
3 votes:

jethroe: Catlenfell: Talk about setting oneself up for disappointment.

Trump has never ever felt disappointment.



He would have, if disappointment was an underaged woman.
 
2020-08-23 8:26:58 PM  
3 votes:

Iowan73: He also thinks stealth fighters are literally invisible.


Well, yea, of course they are. They're using the same material on The Wall, to make it see through.
 
2020-08-23 8:25:59 PM  
3 votes:

JudgeSmails: It's amazing how many if the women are involved with mlm's.  One was a double threat woman,mlm and a
mugshot.


Multi-Level Marketers?

Men loving men?
 
2020-08-23 8:21:33 PM  
3 votes:

isamudyson: Riiiiiight and this person is the Princess of Canada:

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No I'm the princess of Canada.

LIAR!!!

I believe I am the most beloved princess evar.
 
2020-08-23 8:09:18 PM  
3 votes:
Nice headline, Your Majesty!
 
2020-08-23 11:37:52 PM  
2 votes:

cretinbob: I think I'll have another beer


Go big or go home. 
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2020-08-23 10:22:26 PM  
2 votes:

KiwDaWabbit: Hi, I'm Donald Trump and I simultaneously believe that polls are fake, polls don't mean anything, polls are real, and that I'm winning in the polls.


Reminds me of elmer fudd.

"I am Donald J Trump. I own a mansion and a yacht."
 
2020-08-23 9:03:28 PM  
2 votes:

Wraithstrike: jso2897: Trump's Twitter feed is becoming a bizarre cultural phenomenon in it's own right.
It's like Federico Fellini directed a train wreck.

If Fellini directed a train wreck, it would still make more sense than three hours of life in the Trump administration.


Well, there would at least be a wrecked train. There would be clowns on unicycles circling the train, and strange sinister whorish painted women sprawling indolently all over the train, and clouds of white doves escaping from the engine's ruptured boiler - but there would, at least, be a train.
And yeah, it would make more sense.
 
2020-08-23 9:00:30 PM  
2 votes:
One day, from inside our Trump brand slave labor camps, we are going to look back and laugh at all this.
 
2020-08-23 8:15:13 PM  
2 votes:
I am the Sultan of Rum.
 
2020-08-23 5:35:18 PM  
2 votes:

Demetrius: Calypsocookie: He thinks it. He tweets it. His supporters believe it.

It's the cycle of shiat.

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This is one of the best homemade signs I've ever seen. It has everything. Obvious message with just a couple Sharpies. Minimal reading required. Reference to a deranged movie that is slightly obscure. All in folded cardboard triptych form!
 
2020-08-23 11:22:08 PM  
1 vote:

Jackal_N: Maybe they're feeding him "select" polls to keep him in a good mood so he doesn't nuke China or California.


"select" polls

I think pills is the correct spelling.
 
2020-08-23 10:36:37 PM  
1 vote:
He's confident he's got the cheat and grift in.

/also I am Queen Victoria, 3rd place finisher in the Queen Victoria.marathon.
 
2020-08-23 9:06:16 PM  
1 vote:
Anyone believe that they are Oliver Cromwell?
 
2020-08-23 9:01:22 PM  
1 vote:

JudgeSmails: i always look up a few of the cult45 members that reply back with some asskissing.  It's amazing how many if the women are involved with mlm's.  One was a double threat woman,mlm and a
mugshot.


Burt toast?
 
2020-08-23 8:58:04 PM  
1 vote:
Actually. I think Amy Adams has a crush on me!
 
2020-08-23 8:47:30 PM  
1 vote:

Original: Original Tweet:

realDonaldTrump: Actually, I think I'm leading in the Polls! @FoxNews @OANN


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2020-08-23 8:40:31 PM  
1 vote:
Hi, I'm Donald Trump and I simultaneously believe that polls are fake, polls don't mean anything, polls are real, and that I'm winning in the polls.
 
2020-08-23 8:34:30 PM  
1 vote:
Well if that don't put the D in delusion.
 
2020-08-23 8:19:13 PM  
1 vote:
He also thinks stealth fighters are literally invisible.
 
2020-08-23 8:14:36 PM  
1 vote:
He's leading in the polls of 'Traitorous DoJ heads and Russian hackers'.
 
2020-08-23 8:07:33 PM  
1 vote:
Believe what you want, Donnie, that doesn't make it true.

Do you believe you can fly?
 
2020-08-23 6:49:33 PM  
1 vote:

dammit just give me a login: Demetrius: Calypsocookie: He thinks it. He tweets it. His supporters believe it.

It's the cycle of shiat.

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This is one of the best homemade signs I've ever seen. It has everything. Obvious message with just a couple Sharpies. Minimal reading required. Reference to a deranged movie that is slightly obscure. All in folded cardboard triptych form!


Except, the exit needs to.connect to the entrance.
 
2020-08-23 4:18:15 PM  
1 vote:
He thinks it. He tweets it. His supporters believe it.

It's the cycle of shiat.
 
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