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2020-08-23 3:52:48 PM  
81 votes:
He also thinks George Washington took over airports.
 
2020-08-23 5:08:22 PM  
72 votes:

Calypsocookie: He thinks it. He tweets it. His supporters believe it.

It's the cycle of shiat.


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2020-08-23 3:51:37 PM  
61 votes:
You think you're a stable genius too.
 
2020-08-23 4:18:15 PM  
56 votes:
He thinks it. He tweets it. His supporters believe it.

It's the cycle of shiat.
 
2020-08-23 5:10:50 PM  
45 votes:
Simpler times
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2020-08-23 5:35:18 PM  
35 votes:

Demetrius: Calypsocookie: He thinks it. He tweets it. His supporters believe it.

It's the cycle of shiat.

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This is one of the best homemade signs I've ever seen. It has everything. Obvious message with just a couple Sharpies. Minimal reading required. Reference to a deranged movie that is slightly obscure. All in folded cardboard triptych form!
 
2020-08-23 6:09:33 PM  
33 votes:

Demetrius: Calypsocookie: He thinks it. He tweets it. His supporters believe it.

It's the cycle of shiat.

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The first two could be swapped and it would still check out.
 
2020-08-23 4:04:52 PM  
26 votes:
Trump doesn't think!
 
2020-08-23 8:40:31 PM  
21 votes:
Hi, I'm Donald Trump and I simultaneously believe that polls are fake, polls don't mean anything, polls are real, and that I'm winning in the polls.
 
2020-08-23 4:31:24 PM  
21 votes:
As I saw in Twitter.

Add the word "Mommy" to the start of all of his tweets.
 
2020-08-23 5:07:33 PM  
19 votes:
He's trying to set the stage to say when he loses "Cheating cheaters! I was ahead in the polls and you rigged the election with you stupid mail in fake ballots! I really won! To arms!  To arms!"
 
2020-08-23 3:51:23 PM  
19 votes:
I think I'll have another beer
 
2020-08-23 4:41:34 PM  
16 votes:
Maybe they're feeding him "select" polls to keep him in a good mood so he doesn't nuke China or California.
 
2020-08-23 8:37:26 PM  
14 votes:
What needs to go is the 2.5 month period between the existing president knowing he lost and the new president taking the reigns.
 
2020-08-23 8:28:30 PM  
14 votes:
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2020-08-23 9:32:18 PM  
13 votes:
Please keep tweeting about the polls, Donnie. I can see no way in which this could backfire.

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2020-08-23 9:28:33 PM  
11 votes:

sdd2000: Primum non nocere: Liberals.  He's already owned you. "Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV."

That's like impossible level genius.

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2020-08-23 8:58:45 PM  
11 votes:
He's right. So there's no reason for Republicans to waste time voting.
 
2020-08-23 5:17:59 PM  
9 votes:
Leading in the gallows poles!
 
2020-08-23 8:19:13 PM  
8 votes:
He also thinks stealth fighters are literally invisible.
 
2020-08-23 6:49:33 PM  
8 votes:

dammit just give me a login: Demetrius: Calypsocookie: He thinks it. He tweets it. His supporters believe it.

It's the cycle of shiat.

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This is one of the best homemade signs I've ever seen. It has everything. Obvious message with just a couple Sharpies. Minimal reading required. Reference to a deranged movie that is slightly obscure. All in folded cardboard triptych form!


Except, the exit needs to.connect to the entrance.
 
2020-08-23 9:32:41 PM  
7 votes:
Poll:
Which is more responsible for criminally negligent homicide?
⚪ Biden
🔘 Trump
 
2020-08-23 8:55:58 PM  
7 votes:

jso2897: Trump's Twitter feed is becoming a bizarre cultural phenomenon in it's own right.
It's like Federico Fellini directed a train wreck.


If Fellini directed a train wreck, it would still make more sense than three hours of life in the Trump administration.
 
2020-08-23 8:11:42 PM  
7 votes:
Trump's Twitter feed is becoming a bizarre cultural phenomenon in it's own right.
It's like Federico Fellini directed a train wreck.
 
2020-08-23 8:50:05 PM  
6 votes:
He also thinks stealth panes are literally invisible

That the only reason we have so much infection of the Coronavirus is that we do so much testing

That windmills cause brain cancer

That climate change was created by the Chinese to hurt American manufacturing

That he is the best president ever.

He ain't smart.
 
2020-08-23 8:30:12 PM  
6 votes:

Catlenfell: Talk about setting oneself up for disappointment.


Trump has never ever felt disappointment.  He always blames someone else for any of his failures.

I also firmly believe he's never felt happiness.  Even his hamberders don't give him pleasure.
 
2020-08-23 8:25:55 PM  
6 votes:
Of course he believes that he's leading in the polls and Americans worship the ground he works on. Let us not forget his lawyer encourages this kind of behavior with inspiring gems such as

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2020-08-23 8:17:16 PM  
6 votes:
Polls that his staff manufacture to show him every morning to keep him happy so he doesn't fire anyone in a rage.
 
2020-08-23 7:26:25 PM  
5 votes:
I mean....what else is unpaid intern supposed to say? I'm sorry Mein Fuhrer, but you're losing to Biden? That would get you shot.
 
2020-08-23 8:24:33 PM  
4 votes:

stoli n coke: He also believes that Barron is his.


I don't think would care if he found out that he wasn't. Probably just be thankful to not pay child support.
 
2020-08-23 8:08:22 PM  
4 votes:
He also believes that Barron is his.
 
2020-08-23 3:59:33 PM  
4 votes:
He thinks his sister likes him.
 
2020-08-23 9:35:53 PM  
3 votes:
If you turn the printout upside down, then you are leading in the poles and are on top.  It's called skewing the data.  Perfectly cromulent.

Like when you tell the banks your building are full but you tell the tax guy they're empty.  No.  No wait.  That's tax avoition.   You say evasion.  I say avotion
 
2020-08-23 8:46:59 PM  
3 votes:

KiwDaWabbit: Hi, I'm Donald Trump and I simultaneously believe that polls are fake, polls don't mean anything, polls are real, and that I'm winning in the polls.


His entire mindset in a nutshell.
If it looks good for him then it's true.  If it looks bad then it's fake news. (the actual subject matter is irrelevant)
 
2020-08-23 8:45:54 PM  
3 votes:
The polls for "Who is the shiattiest person in the whole world and just happens to be president at the moment?"

Yeah. You're leading that one.
 
2020-08-23 8:38:42 PM  
3 votes:

Calypsocookie: He thinks it. He tweets it. His supporters believe it.

It's the cycle of shiat.


In a sense, I hope they do believe it 100 percent. There's not a CLINTRON1!!11!!!!! running this time, so some of that base will likely be willing to sit on their arse and not vote if it's in the bag. The more that sit home, and don't vote, the bigger the chance for a popular (and electoral) landslide. I don't just want Trump to lose, I want him to lose by a margin so big it makes history professors in 100 years note the loss.

Remember folks, help get people registered and help them remember to vote.

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2020-08-23 8:24:26 PM  
3 votes:
I'm sure he does believe that
 
2020-08-23 8:14:36 PM  
3 votes:
He's leading in the polls of 'Traitorous DoJ heads and Russian hackers'.
 
2020-08-23 8:07:33 PM  
3 votes:
Believe what you want, Donnie, that doesn't make it true.

Do you believe you can fly?
 
2020-08-23 4:02:54 PM  
3 votes:
He thinks Stormy Daniels should have paid him.
 
2020-08-23 9:00:25 PM  
2 votes:
If he had been a likeable man, all of America would be rooting for him. Because it is such a great narrative for the underdog to believe in himself, despite all the odds etc

But it is very rare to see the bad guy actually be the underdog so this schtik does not work so well.
 
2020-08-23 8:48:42 PM  
2 votes:

Snapper Carr: Polls that his staff manufacture to show him every morning to keep him happy so he doesn't fire anyone in a rage.


Yeah, basically they poll family members and show him the results... They even get a nice decimal because I'm Eric really only counts for 37% of a voter.
 
2020-08-23 8:47:30 PM  
2 votes:

Original: Original Tweet:

realDonaldTrump: Actually, I think I'm leading in the Polls! @FoxNews @OANN


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2020-08-23 8:42:35 PM  
2 votes:

Demetrius: Calypsocookie: He thinks it. He tweets it. His supporters believe it.

It's the cycle of shiat.

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2020-08-23 8:34:35 PM  
2 votes:
He's leading in the fraud.
 
2020-08-23 8:34:30 PM  
2 votes:
Well if that don't put the D in delusion.
 
2020-08-23 8:26:15 PM  
2 votes:
Talk about setting oneself up for disappointment.
 
2020-08-23 6:06:03 PM  
2 votes:

Calypsocookie: He thinks it. He tweets it. His supporters believe it.

It's the cycle of shiat.


God Trumpsaid it, I believe it, that settles it!
 
2020-08-23 8:39:47 PM  
1 vote:
Good

I hope he thinks he will win right up until the army drags him off to Leavenworth
 
2020-08-23 8:35:30 PM  
1 vote:
...and I'm Donal Duck!

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2020-08-23 8:22:05 PM  
1 vote:
I think Salma Hayek does not return my calls because she feels in her heart she is not worthy to be in my presence.
 
2020-08-23 8:21:33 PM  
1 vote:

isamudyson: Riiiiiight and this person is the Princess of Canada:

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No I'm the princess of Canada.

LIAR!!!

I believe I am the most beloved princess evar.
 
2020-08-23 8:18:56 PM  
1 vote:

stoli n coke: iheartscotch: I mean....what else is unpaid intern supposed to say? I'm sorry Mein Fuhrer, but you're losing to Biden? That would get you shot.

Like his stubby mcnublet hands are big enough to operate a firearm.


Like he would ever do that or any other kind of work for that matter himself.
 
2020-08-23 8:15:13 PM  
1 vote:
I am the Sultan of Rum.
 
2020-08-23 8:14:30 PM  
1 vote:
Actually, I think I'm leading in the Polls!

Sir, this is... still... a Wendy's. Would you like to place an order?
 
2020-08-23 8:14:00 PM  
1 vote:
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2020-08-23 8:13:43 PM  
1 vote:
Actually, I think I'm leading the Poles.
-  Władysław Sikorski
 
2020-08-23 8:13:40 PM  
1 vote:
i always look up a few of the cult45 members that reply back with some asskissing.  It's amazing how many if the women are involved with mlm's.  One was a double threat woman,mlm and a
mugshot.
 
2020-08-23 8:07:58 PM  
1 vote:

iheartscotch: I mean....what else is unpaid intern supposed to say? I'm sorry Mein Fuhrer, but you're losing to Biden? That would get you shot.


Like his stubby mcnublet hands are big enough to operate a firearm.
 
2020-08-23 7:27:23 PM  
1 vote:
Actually, I think most of my posts are funny
 
2020-08-23 4:16:42 PM  
1 vote:
Liberals.  He's already owned you. "Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV."

That's like impossible level genius.
 
2020-08-23 4:00:33 PM  
1 vote:

wet drum sandwich: He also thinks George Washington took over airports.


If he didn't explain Dulles huh?
 
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