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2020-08-23 8:30:12 PM  

Catlenfell: Talk about setting oneself up for disappointment.


Trump has never ever felt disappointment.  He always blames someone else for any of his failures.

I also firmly believe he's never felt happiness.  Even his hamberders don't give him pleasure.
 
2020-08-23 8:30:22 PM  

Primum non nocere: Liberals.  He's already owned you. "Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV."

That's like impossible level genius.


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2020-08-23 8:31:11 PM  
There ain't enough milk thistle in the world to save my liver from this coming week...
 
2020-08-23 8:34:30 PM  
Well if that don't put the D in delusion.
 
2020-08-23 8:34:35 PM  
He's leading in the fraud.
 
2020-08-23 8:35:30 PM  
...and I'm Donal Duck!

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2020-08-23 8:37:26 PM  
What needs to go is the 2.5 month period between the existing president knowing he lost and the new president taking the reigns.
 
2020-08-23 8:38:42 PM  

Calypsocookie: He thinks it. He tweets it. His supporters believe it.

It's the cycle of shiat.


In a sense, I hope they do believe it 100 percent. There's not a CLINTRON1!!11!!!!! running this time, so some of that base will likely be willing to sit on their arse and not vote if it's in the bag. The more that sit home, and don't vote, the bigger the chance for a popular (and electoral) landslide. I don't just want Trump to lose, I want him to lose by a margin so big it makes history professors in 100 years note the loss.

Remember folks, help get people registered and help them remember to vote.

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2020-08-23 8:39:47 PM  
Good

I hope he thinks he will win right up until the army drags him off to Leavenworth
 
2020-08-23 8:40:18 PM  

Iowan73: He also thinks stealth fighters are literally invisible.


Fact-check:  they are invisible

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2020-08-23 8:40:31 PM  
Hi, I'm Donald Trump and I simultaneously believe that polls are fake, polls don't mean anything, polls are real, and that I'm winning in the polls.
 
2020-08-23 8:42:35 PM  

Demetrius: Calypsocookie: He thinks it. He tweets it. His supporters believe it.

It's the cycle of shiat.

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2020-08-23 8:42:58 PM  

jso2897: Trump's Twitter feed is becoming a bizarre cultural phenomenon in it's own right.
It's like Federico Fellini directed a train wreck.


Aaaaannnnddd John Waters is co-directing, casting and writing the script. His assistant is....Randy Rainbow, with PeeWee Herman too! Fab-bu-lous!
 
2020-08-23 8:44:33 PM  

jethroe: Catlenfell: Talk about setting oneself up for disappointment.

Trump has never ever felt disappointment.



He would have, if disappointment was an underaged woman.
 
2020-08-23 8:45:54 PM  
The polls for "Who is the shiattiest person in the whole world and just happens to be president at the moment?"

Yeah. You're leading that one.
 
2020-08-23 8:46:59 PM  

KiwDaWabbit: Hi, I'm Donald Trump and I simultaneously believe that polls are fake, polls don't mean anything, polls are real, and that I'm winning in the polls.


His entire mindset in a nutshell.
If it looks good for him then it's true.  If it looks bad then it's fake news. (the actual subject matter is irrelevant)
 
2020-08-23 8:47:22 PM  

Man with the Red Eyes: Iowan73: He also thinks stealth fighters are literally invisible.

Fact-check:  they are invisible

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2020-08-23 8:47:30 PM  

Original: Original Tweet:

realDonaldTrump: Actually, I think I'm leading in the Polls! @FoxNews @OANN


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2020-08-23 8:48:42 PM  

Snapper Carr: Polls that his staff manufacture to show him every morning to keep him happy so he doesn't fire anyone in a rage.


Yeah, basically they poll family members and show him the results... They even get a nice decimal because I'm Eric really only counts for 37% of a voter.
 
2020-08-23 8:50:05 PM  
He also thinks stealth panes are literally invisible

That the only reason we have so much infection of the Coronavirus is that we do so much testing

That windmills cause brain cancer

That climate change was created by the Chinese to hurt American manufacturing

That he is the best president ever.

He ain't smart.
 
2020-08-23 8:55:58 PM  

jso2897: Trump's Twitter feed is becoming a bizarre cultural phenomenon in it's own right.
It's like Federico Fellini directed a train wreck.


If Fellini directed a train wreck, it would still make more sense than three hours of life in the Trump administration.
 
2020-08-23 8:56:02 PM  
No, subby! *I* am the bloody queen of England, damnit!!
 
2020-08-23 8:56:54 PM  
It is not possible change what the polls say by "believing", Donald Dumbass. The numbers may or may not be accurate, but if they say you're behind, then they say you're behind.
 
2020-08-23 8:57:53 PM  

olderbudnoweiser: Man with the Red Eyes: Iowan73: He also thinks stealth fighters are literally invisible.

Fact-check:  they are invisible

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2020-08-23 8:58:04 PM  
Actually. I think Amy Adams has a crush on me!
 
2020-08-23 8:58:45 PM  
He's right. So there's no reason for Republicans to waste time voting.
 
2020-08-23 9:00:25 PM  
If he had been a likeable man, all of America would be rooting for him. Because it is such a great narrative for the underdog to believe in himself, despite all the odds etc

But it is very rare to see the bad guy actually be the underdog so this schtik does not work so well.
 
2020-08-23 9:00:30 PM  
One day, from inside our Trump brand slave labor camps, we are going to look back and laugh at all this.
 
2020-08-23 9:01:22 PM  

JudgeSmails: i always look up a few of the cult45 members that reply back with some asskissing.  It's amazing how many if the women are involved with mlm's.  One was a double threat woman,mlm and a
mugshot.


Burt toast?
 
2020-08-23 9:03:11 PM  

AugieDoggyDaddy: JudgeSmails: i always look up a few of the cult45 members that reply back with some asskissing.  It's amazing how many if the women are involved with mlm's.  One was a double threat woman,mlm and a
mugshot.

Burt toast?


That's Burt Reynolds
 
2020-08-23 9:03:28 PM  

Wraithstrike: jso2897: Trump's Twitter feed is becoming a bizarre cultural phenomenon in it's own right.
It's like Federico Fellini directed a train wreck.

If Fellini directed a train wreck, it would still make more sense than three hours of life in the Trump administration.


Well, there would at least be a wrecked train. There would be clowns on unicycles circling the train, and strange sinister whorish painted women sprawling indolently all over the train, and clouds of white doves escaping from the engine's ruptured boiler - but there would, at least, be a train.
And yeah, it would make more sense.
 
2020-08-23 9:06:16 PM  
Anyone believe that they are Oliver Cromwell?
 
2020-08-23 9:10:27 PM  

stoli n coke: He also believes that Barron is his.


Judging by the kid's face, he's at least a Trump grandson.
 
2020-08-23 9:14:52 PM  

Fart_Machine: [static5.businessinsider.com image 400x300]


he got a bad rappe
 
2020-08-23 9:28:33 PM  

sdd2000: Primum non nocere: Liberals.  He's already owned you. "Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV."

That's like impossible level genius.

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2020-08-23 9:32:18 PM  
Please keep tweeting about the polls, Donnie. I can see no way in which this could backfire.

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2020-08-23 9:32:41 PM  
Poll:
Which is more responsible for criminally negligent homicide?
⚪ Biden
🔘 Trump
 
2020-08-23 9:35:53 PM  
If you turn the printout upside down, then you are leading in the poles and are on top.  It's called skewing the data.  Perfectly cromulent.

Like when you tell the banks your building are full but you tell the tax guy they're empty.  No.  No wait.  That's tax avoition.   You say evasion.  I say avotion
 
2020-08-23 10:18:31 PM  

Original: Original Tweet:

realDonaldTrump: Actually, I think I'm leading in the Polls! @FoxNews @OANN


Someone tell him he got his head stuck in his golf bag again?
 
2020-08-23 10:22:26 PM  

KiwDaWabbit: Hi, I'm Donald Trump and I simultaneously believe that polls are fake, polls don't mean anything, polls are real, and that I'm winning in the polls.


Reminds me of elmer fudd.

"I am Donald J Trump. I own a mansion and a yacht."
 
2020-08-23 10:36:37 PM  
He's confident he's got the cheat and grift in.

/also I am Queen Victoria, 3rd place finisher in the Queen Victoria.marathon.
 
2020-08-23 11:14:52 PM  

Jackal_N: Maybe they're feeding him "select" polls to keep him in a good mood so he doesn't nuke China or California.


No biggie. 1.1 million acres have burned. A nuke would barely be noticed at this point.
 
2020-08-23 11:22:08 PM  

Jackal_N: Maybe they're feeding him "select" polls to keep him in a good mood so he doesn't nuke China or California.


"select" polls

I think pills is the correct spelling.
 
2020-08-23 11:37:52 PM  

cretinbob: I think I'll have another beer


Go big or go home. 
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2020-08-23 11:59:33 PM  

isamudyson: Riiiiiight and this person is the Princess of Canada:

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I'm the Princess of Canada!

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2020-08-24 12:55:13 AM  

Original: Original Tweet:

realDonaldTrump: Actually, I think I'm leading in the Polls! @FoxNews @OANN


Anyone taking bets as to when FOX and/or OANN comes out with a poll to make President LOOK AT ME! feel better?
 
2020-08-24 1:03:43 AM  

stoli n coke: He also believes that Barron is his.


Watch this clip from the Late Show With Stephen Colbert:

Trump Reverses Course On Vaping Ban
Youtube lImcMZhl0rs
 
2020-08-24 5:13:51 AM  
Donnie...we all know that you don't think...
 
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