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2020-08-23 3:37:45 PM  
Original Tweet:

 
2020-08-23 3:51:23 PM  
I think I'll have another beer
 
2020-08-23 3:51:37 PM  
You think you're a stable genius too.
 
2020-08-23 3:52:48 PM  
He also thinks George Washington took over airports.
 
2020-08-23 3:59:33 PM  
He thinks his sister likes him.
 
2020-08-23 4:00:33 PM  

wet drum sandwich: He also thinks George Washington took over airports.


If he didn't explain Dulles huh?
 
2020-08-23 4:02:54 PM  
He thinks Stormy Daniels should have paid him.
 
2020-08-23 4:04:52 PM  
Trump doesn't think!
 
2020-08-23 4:16:42 PM  
Liberals.  He's already owned you. "Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV."

That's like impossible level genius.
 
2020-08-23 4:18:15 PM  
He thinks it. He tweets it. His supporters believe it.

It's the cycle of shiat.
 
2020-08-23 4:31:24 PM  
As I saw in Twitter.

Add the word "Mommy" to the start of all of his tweets.
 
2020-08-23 4:35:46 PM  
Riiiiiight and this person is the Princess of Canada:

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2020-08-23 4:41:34 PM  
Maybe they're feeding him "select" polls to keep him in a good mood so he doesn't nuke China or California.
 
2020-08-23 5:02:12 PM  

isamudyson: Riiiiiight and this person is the Princess of Canada:

[revengeofthefans.com image 684x384]


Belgium.
 
2020-08-23 5:07:33 PM  
He's trying to set the stage to say when he loses "Cheating cheaters! I was ahead in the polls and you rigged the election with you stupid mail in fake ballots! I really won! To arms!  To arms!"
 
2020-08-23 5:08:22 PM  

Calypsocookie: He thinks it. He tweets it. His supporters believe it.

It's the cycle of shiat.


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2020-08-23 5:10:50 PM  
Simpler times
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2020-08-23 5:17:59 PM  
Leading in the gallows poles!
 
2020-08-23 5:35:18 PM  

Demetrius: Calypsocookie: He thinks it. He tweets it. His supporters believe it.

It's the cycle of shiat.

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This is one of the best homemade signs I've ever seen. It has everything. Obvious message with just a couple Sharpies. Minimal reading required. Reference to a deranged movie that is slightly obscure. All in folded cardboard triptych form!
 
2020-08-23 5:58:34 PM  

grokca: isamudyson: Riiiiiight and this person is the Princess of Canada:

[revengeofthefans.com image 684x384]

Belgium.


And let's go to the video tape....

Austin Powers 2 - Deleted Scenes - Jerry Springer
Youtube wQ55GXylI3Q
 
2020-08-23 6:06:03 PM  

Calypsocookie: He thinks it. He tweets it. His supporters believe it.

It's the cycle of shiat.


God Trumpsaid it, I believe it, that settles it!
 
2020-08-23 6:09:33 PM  

Demetrius: Calypsocookie: He thinks it. He tweets it. His supporters believe it.

It's the cycle of shiat.

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The first two could be swapped and it would still check out.
 
2020-08-23 6:49:33 PM  

dammit just give me a login: Demetrius: Calypsocookie: He thinks it. He tweets it. His supporters believe it.

It's the cycle of shiat.

[Fark user image image 843x841]

This is one of the best homemade signs I've ever seen. It has everything. Obvious message with just a couple Sharpies. Minimal reading required. Reference to a deranged movie that is slightly obscure. All in folded cardboard triptych form!


Except, the exit needs to.connect to the entrance.
 
2020-08-23 7:26:25 PM  
I mean....what else is unpaid intern supposed to say? I'm sorry Mein Fuhrer, but you're losing to Biden? That would get you shot.
 
2020-08-23 7:27:23 PM  
Actually, I think most of my posts are funny
 
2020-08-23 8:07:33 PM  
Believe what you want, Donnie, that doesn't make it true.

Do you believe you can fly?
 
2020-08-23 8:07:58 PM  

iheartscotch: I mean....what else is unpaid intern supposed to say? I'm sorry Mein Fuhrer, but you're losing to Biden? That would get you shot.


Like his stubby mcnublet hands are big enough to operate a firearm.
 
2020-08-23 8:08:22 PM  
He also believes that Barron is his.
 
2020-08-23 8:08:59 PM  

nekom: wet drum sandwich: He also thinks George Washington took over airports.

If he didn't explain Dulles huh?


Was that before or after the cancer causing windmills blew the flu virus around and spread it throughout  Europe to end WW2?
 
2020-08-23 8:09:18 PM  
Nice headline, Your Majesty!
 
2020-08-23 8:11:42 PM  
Trump's Twitter feed is becoming a bizarre cultural phenomenon in it's own right.
It's like Federico Fellini directed a train wreck.
 
2020-08-23 8:13:40 PM  
i always look up a few of the cult45 members that reply back with some asskissing.  It's amazing how many if the women are involved with mlm's.  One was a double threat woman,mlm and a
mugshot.
 
2020-08-23 8:13:43 PM  
Actually, I think I'm leading the Poles.
-  Władysław Sikorski
 
2020-08-23 8:14:00 PM  
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2020-08-23 8:14:30 PM  
Actually, I think I'm leading in the Polls!

Sir, this is... still... a Wendy's. Would you like to place an order?
 
2020-08-23 8:14:36 PM  
He's leading in the polls of 'Traitorous DoJ heads and Russian hackers'.
 
2020-08-23 8:15:13 PM  
I am the Sultan of Rum.
 
2020-08-23 8:15:39 PM  
So even OneReichNews has Biden leading?
 
2020-08-23 8:17:16 PM  
Polls that his staff manufacture to show him every morning to keep him happy so he doesn't fire anyone in a rage.
 
2020-08-23 8:18:56 PM  

stoli n coke: iheartscotch: I mean....what else is unpaid intern supposed to say? I'm sorry Mein Fuhrer, but you're losing to Biden? That would get you shot.

Like his stubby mcnublet hands are big enough to operate a firearm.


Like he would ever do that or any other kind of work for that matter himself.
 
2020-08-23 8:19:13 PM  
He also thinks stealth fighters are literally invisible.
 
2020-08-23 8:21:33 PM  

isamudyson: Riiiiiight and this person is the Princess of Canada:

[revengeofthefans.com image 684x384]


No I'm the princess of Canada.

LIAR!!!

I believe I am the most beloved princess evar.
 
2020-08-23 8:22:05 PM  
I think Salma Hayek does not return my calls because she feels in her heart she is not worthy to be in my presence.
 
2020-08-23 8:24:26 PM  
I'm sure he does believe that
 
2020-08-23 8:24:33 PM  

stoli n coke: He also believes that Barron is his.


I don't think would care if he found out that he wasn't. Probably just be thankful to not pay child support.
 
2020-08-23 8:25:55 PM  
Of course he believes that he's leading in the polls and Americans worship the ground he works on. Let us not forget his lawyer encourages this kind of behavior with inspiring gems such as

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2020-08-23 8:25:59 PM  

JudgeSmails: It's amazing how many if the women are involved with mlm's.  One was a double threat woman,mlm and a
mugshot.


Multi-Level Marketers?

Men loving men?
 
2020-08-23 8:26:15 PM  
Talk about setting oneself up for disappointment.
 
2020-08-23 8:26:58 PM  

Iowan73: He also thinks stealth fighters are literally invisible.


Well, yea, of course they are. They're using the same material on The Wall, to make it see through.
 
2020-08-23 8:28:30 PM  
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