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(YouTube)   "That awkward moment when your wife plays 1. f4 against you & crushes you in 23 moves" Bonus: He's the Brazilian Chess champion   (youtube.com) divider line
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2020-08-23 6:39:55 PM  
12 votes:
That's a LOT of chess champions.
 
2020-08-23 8:37:05 PM  
5 votes:
She sure gave the Brazilian a Waxing!

/is that a chess thing?
//should be
 
2020-08-23 7:43:49 PM  
4 votes:
Cue the awkward conversation in the taxi back to the hotel.

"f2"
"a5"
"g6"
"FU"
"FU2!"
 
2020-08-24 4:48:28 AM  
3 votes:

johnny_vegas: I'd let her capture my bishop, IYKWIMAITYD.

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What do I see?
A King
A Queen
A Knight
A Rook
Two Bishops
Five Pawns

What do I not see?
A Wedding Ring

Checkmate!
 
2020-08-24 12:28:00 AM  
2 votes:
I get my kicks above the waistline, sunshine.
 
2020-08-23 7:54:16 PM  
2 votes:

Non-evil Monkey: SpaceyCat: Ummm..... she's also a grandmaster, subby.

Yeah, subby made it sound like it was the equivalent of someone random idiot pulling off a 4 move checkmate on a grandmaster.  Not two grandmasters (who happened to be married) playing an official match where one wins relatively quickly.

/Apparently inexperienced players have pulled off the 4 move checkmate on grandmasters.  It's trivially easy to defend against of course, so much so that grandmasters might not be able to fathom that their opponent is actually attempting such an idiotic strategy against them until it's too late.


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2020-08-24 9:52:17 AM  
1 vote:
Good thing I watched this video that illustrates That Awkward Moment When Your Wife Plays 1.f4 Against You & Crushes You in 23 Moves! That Awkward Moment When Your Wife Plays 1.f4 Against You & Crushes You in 23 Moves!That Awkward Moment When Your Wife Plays 1.f4 Against You & Crushes You in 23 Moves!That Awkward Moment When Your Wife Plays 1.f4 Against You & Crushes You in 23 Moves!That Awkward Moment When Your Wife Plays 1.f4 Against You & Crushes You in 23 Moves!That Awkward Moment When Your Wife Plays 1.f4 Against You & Crushes You in 23 Moves!
 
2020-08-23 11:06:17 PM  
1 vote:
Come'on people, don't be so naive....

First, women are awful at chess. That's not politically correct, but it is the harsh reality of life. Subby is poking fun at that fact.

The average woman with N years of experience playing chess is drastically worse than the average man. And the best women are unable to compete with the best men.

Her rating level is drastically lower than that of her husband... Meaning either she got incredibly lucky, or he lost intentionally.
 
2020-08-23 8:01:54 PM  
1 vote:

Boondock3806: Damn right chess in the sports tab.


If horse dancing gets to be in the Olympics then chess belongs in the sports tab.
 
2020-08-23 5:18:59 PM  
1 vote:
Damn right chess in the sports tab.
 
2020-08-23 2:43:16 PM  
1 vote:
"Was" the Brazilian chess champion.
 
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