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(NHL)   Two whole games today. The Bs "at" the Bolts, Then the 'Nucks "at" the Knights. Puck drops at 8 PM ET, SUP, SIM, and fark cancer. Come for the hockey, stay for Chimpy's chicks. Mike Milbury downvoted this headline   (nhl.com) divider line
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2020-08-23 7:17:37 AM  
That should be "hockey"  Drunk typing at 4am with a joint in your hand is hard
 
2020-08-23 8:38:24 AM  
Bs / Bolts... Go 7 OT Games!

Nucks / Knights... Go Nucks!

Mike Milbury wrote a better headline but then he got 'distracted' and had to leave before submitting
 
2020-08-23 9:07:46 AM  
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2020-08-23 9:17:47 AM  
In honor of the Indy 500 later on...

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2020-08-23 10:15:11 AM  
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2020-08-23 11:40:54 AM  
Vancouver v Vegas?

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2020-08-23 11:41:53 AM  
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2020-08-23 11:46:39 AM  
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2020-08-23 12:23:45 PM  
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2020-08-23 12:30:31 PM  

Incident on 57th Street: Vancouver v Vegas?

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'Nucks v. 'nights?

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2020-08-23 12:57:30 PM  
Mike Milbury watches porn for the storylines.
 
2020-08-23 1:02:57 PM  
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2020-08-23 1:40:22 PM  
In honor of the Indy 500 today.
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2020-08-23 2:03:43 PM  
mike Milbury wants to tear down the Bobby Orr statue
 
2020-08-23 2:17:35 PM  
Looks like the Avs are bringing goaltender Hunter Miska to the bubble with Grubauer going down.
 
2020-08-23 2:56:52 PM  
Made it to the beach in record time this morning, got unpacked, and got about 40 minutes of beach time before a lightning storm drove us off the sand and back to the condo.
 
2020-08-23 3:05:21 PM  
Mike Milbury's favorite Rush drummer is John Rutsey.
 
2020-08-23 4:42:54 PM  

Count_Crackula: Mike Milbury's favorite Rush drummer is John Rutsey.


Mike Milbury was an usher at Marge Schott's wedding
 
2020-08-23 5:00:43 PM  
Mike Milbury told Jason Giambi not to slide
 
2020-08-23 5:01:17 PM  
Mike Milbury's theories about ancient monuments are too crazy even for "Ancient Aliens."
 
2020-08-23 5:15:35 PM  
Mike Milbury thinks Ice Girls play for the NWHL.
 
2020-08-23 5:24:32 PM  
Mike Milbury told Robin Ventura to charge the mound
 
2020-08-23 5:32:39 PM  
Mike Milbury puts ketchup on his hot dog

/nod to Chicago Farkers
//but Chelsea Dagger is still the worst
 
2020-08-23 5:41:24 PM  
Mike Milbury thinks JaMarcus Russel was a smart pick.
 
2020-08-23 6:13:52 PM  
Mike Milbury gets angry if he misses the early bird special at Denny's.
 
2020-08-23 6:15:34 PM  
Mike Milbury thinks Tiger Woods is a forest in Asia
 
2020-08-23 6:20:02 PM  
Hockey.....at night?

I got really used to turning on the TV at noon and hockey was on.


Go Bruins!
Go Vegas!
 
2020-08-23 6:20:30 PM  
And I brought that joke to a screaming halt.

YOU'RE WELCOME.
 
2020-08-23 6:23:04 PM  

Rev.K: And I brought that joke to a screaming halt.

YOU'RE WELCOME.


Mike Millbury will not be stopped.  Who do you think you are, NBC?
 
2020-08-23 6:25:56 PM  
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2020-08-23 6:26:53 PM  
And now your Hockey Fark Thread Cliché Checklist:

1.       Lame headline from ESPN, greenlit the night before.
2.       Johnny Sex.
3.       Hating on Bergman.
4.       SOON.jpg
5.       Simpsons Hockey Time.jpg
6.       Quarantine/Self-isolate yourself, Pierre.
7.       Mike Milbury hates the Hockey Fark Thread Cliché Checklist.
8.       Too Much Man.
9.       Intermission GIF Party.
10.   Time Outs are so Disrespectful.
11.   Danger Zone.
12.   Pointing and laughing at the NBA threads.
13.   Game On.
14.   Goonjuice.
15.   Bonus Hockey.
16.   Gredunza.
17.   TIED.
18.   UNTIED.
19.   Damn early/late starts.
20.   The Dreaded 2 goal lead.
21.   Mastodon.
22.   "The play is under review."
23.   Reviewitorium.gif
24.   Questionable calls by the refs (most of the game).
25.   Refs put the whistles away (last 10 minutes of regulation and all of OT).
26.   Pics of Dinner.
27.   Fresh Prince OT GIF.
28.   Badge Talk/Token post for keeping badge eligibility alive.
29.   Handbags.
30.   Glass Pounders.
31.   {Team} because {Player}
32.   Mocking Canadians.
33.   Mocking Americans.
34.   Fark Cancer.
35.   Fark COVID.
36.   Delay of game penalty for puck over glass is the stupidest penalty.
37.   Get rid of the trapezoid.
38.   Elliotte Friedman's beard.
39.   TING!
40.   Long Change:  DRINK!
41.   DAGGER!
42.   "I wish I got 2 minutes for hooking."
43.   Slash GIF.
44.   Active Stick:  DRINK!
45.   Checkin' The Chiclets.
46.   References to hockey movies (Slap Shot, Mighty Ducks, Goon, Youngblood, etc.)
47.   The goalie just said fark it and left.
48.   Penalty Murder Death Killed.
49.   Post 'shops, macros and images hyping your team.
50.   Post 'shops, macros and images mocking your teams opponent
51.   Oh God ________ is reffing tonight
52.   Annoying Leafs fans
53.   ITG Bruins Fans
54.   Annoying Penguins Airhorn Fans
55.   Trolling for Penguins fans
56.   __________ is strong in this advanced stat
57.   __________ is weak in this advanced sat
58.   Neither team has the edge in this advanced stat
59.   This advanced stat is constantly overlooked
60.   STFU about advanced stats
61.   ICE GIRLS!!!!
62.   Atlantic Division complaining
63.   Giant, in depth post from desertgeek
64.   Why is this guy in the lineup?
65.   Why isn't this guy in the lineup?
66.   Someone gives up mid-game and goes looking for beer
67.   Someone comes back late and finds their team has tied/taken the lead
68.   The Docisms of Doc Emrick
69.   (Goalies name here) says NO!
 
2020-08-23 6:33:18 PM  
So there's a thread in Main about badge design.  Might be something to do before puck drop.
 
2020-08-23 6:33:33 PM  
Mike Milbury needs stinkin' badges.
 
2020-08-23 6:39:57 PM  
Mike Milbury financed the Snyder Cut.
 
2020-08-23 6:43:07 PM  

buckeyebrain: So there's a thread in Main about badge design.  Might be something to do before puck drop.


I just let them know what a real badge is.
 
2020-08-23 6:51:47 PM  
Mike Milbury thinks Hope Solo is Han's sister
 
2020-08-23 6:53:10 PM  

andychrist420: Rev.K: And I brought that joke to a screaming halt.

YOU'RE WELCOME.

Mike Millbury will not be stopped.  Who do you think you are, NBC?


Mike Milbury is a screaming joke.
 
2020-08-23 6:58:35 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: andychrist420: Rev.K: And I brought that joke to a screaming halt.

YOU'RE WELCOME.

Mike Millbury will not be stopped.  Who do you think you are, NBC?

Mike Milbury is a screaming joke.


That's why he's this years meme
 
2020-08-23 7:02:04 PM  
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So....Ritchie is back in again.

He'd better use all of that 230 and throw it around tonight, otherwise WTF?
 
2020-08-23 7:07:30 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: andychrist420: Rev.K: And I brought that joke to a screaming halt.

YOU'RE WELCOME.

Mike Millbury will not be stopped.  Who do you think you are, NBC?

Mike Milbury is a screaming joke.


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2020-08-23 7:07:51 PM  
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2020-08-23 7:10:29 PM  

andychrist420: OtherLittleGuy: andychrist420: Rev.K: And I brought that joke to a screaming halt.

YOU'RE WELCOME.

Mike Millbury will not be stopped.  Who do you think you are, NBC?

Mike Milbury is a screaming joke.

That's why he's this years meme


he's been over the line once or twice in the past, calling Suban a clown and saying Ranger fans are low IQ..
 
2020-08-23 7:10:34 PM  
I had the Bolts getting to the 2nd but not moving on (Canes) & Boston didn't make it past the first.  So I suppose for point purposes I guess 'Go Bolts', but I really don't care.  These bear 'soon's though were still in my folder from the other year so...

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2020-08-23 7:17:00 PM  
Just in case badge post. Should be back for at least part of the games.
 
2020-08-23 7:22:18 PM  
probably family games night, which means muted games and no ability to keep posting in threads
 
2020-08-23 7:31:29 PM  
Mike Milbury beats a dead horse with his shoe...

It's been an amusing 3 days or so since he qui...er...was fired.  But it's getting a bit excessive.  I propose a maximum of 3 MM jokes per thread per person (starting now).  Most of you guys are pretty smart a/o amusing, quality over quantity.

And in honor of the badge thread out on the main page ... I made you guys an award...

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_/ or not, I don't care 'that' much but my thumb is getting tired of scrolling through about 1/4th of the thread being whatever dumb thing Mike would do that pops into your head (& I'm certainly guilty of this too)
_/_/'Suck it Milbury' still in play though
_/_/_/maybe even 'Mike Milbury wouldn't qualify for the 2020 badge' as the tagline for it
 
2020-08-23 7:32:39 PM  
Or one per period of whatever game is going on & a couple pre/post game
 
2020-08-23 7:35:49 PM  
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