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(Fark)   It's time to prepare your Republican National Convention BINGO cards, so MAGA and Dem friends and family alike can get in on the fun. What are your ideas for ridiculous quotes/events to fill in the spaces? And what about prizes?   (fark.com) divider line
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2020-08-22 5:12:19 PM  
How many Democrats will be speaking in favor of Donny?

That many!!
 
2020-08-22 5:15:11 PM  
Number of publicly accused rapists that will speak

Will anyone use racist symbology (ok sign) or give the Nazi salute?

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2020-08-22 5:20:51 PM  
Ritual sacrifice of a newborn baby immigrant.

Competitive mushroom sucking by the RNC of Dolt 45.

.

Honest answer? Who gives a shiat, I won't be watching.
 
2020-08-22 5:31:31 PM  
Number of 2nd amendment mentions
 
2020-08-22 5:56:22 PM  
"Accidentally" replacing the racist dog whistle with a racist dog horn.
 
2020-08-22 5:56:37 PM  

Shostie: "Accidentally" replacing the racist dog whistle with a racist dog horn.


*fog
 
2020-08-22 6:04:04 PM  
You get a pillow! You get a pillow! Everybody gets a pillow!

/you can have another!
//just buy one, and you get TWO!
///of COURSE this is not our regular price
 
2020-08-22 6:04:28 PM  
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2020-08-22 6:13:43 PM  
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I wonder if some Zoom bombing hacker can make Q show up.
 
2020-08-22 7:09:23 PM  
Square one:

Trump will babble incoherently to thunderous applause while Republicans up for election squirm more and more uncomfortably, wondering how they're going to act like they're 100% behind 'bigly vroom vroom tater tots for only the best potates'

Square two:

Backstage, a sixth-rate 'celebrity' Instagram influencer will OD on a mix of heroin, meth, and Tang drink mix, and their slot as keynote speaker will have to be subbed by Bubba the Talking Wall Section Puppet and his Punch-and-Judy show.

Square three:

At least one person will be stabbed to death with an American flag.

Square four:

At least one person will be choked to death with a Nazi flag.

Square five:

This would be a free square in any other Bingo card, but in this one you have to pay $200 to the charity of Don Jr.'s choice.

Square six:

A SDNY Federal Prosecutor, lost and looking for Wendy's, will inadvertently cause a mass stampede of panicked Trump Campaign officials in which at least three people will be trampled to death.

Square seven:

Senator Lindsey Graham will be found passed out and sobbing while wearing leather bondage gear in a hallway.  No explanation or follow-up will ever be offered.

Square eight:

Kellyanne Conway, in an act of utter desperation, will devour a live bat on stage to deflect attention from what Trump said just a moment before.

Square nine:

Two competing right-wing militias will declare war on each other and fight a vicious street action in the name being able to declare war on everyone else.
 
2020-08-22 7:36:49 PM  
Taxes going up
Scott Baio tries to make himself cry
Guns
A full minute of stock footage
Production crew voices audible
Antifa
AOC
Green New Deal
Speechmaker stops mid-sentence for no apparent reason
False start to speech
Nancy Pelosi
Any Clinton
Riots
Common word mispronounced
 
2020-08-22 7:49:27 PM  
"Build the wall"
"Tremendous accomplishments"
"Hydroxychloroquine"
"Finish the death Star"
"Protesters charged with sedition"
"Mentally unfit"
"I need a stent"
 
2020-08-22 8:23:03 PM  
"Let me tell you about the negro"
 
2020-08-22 8:24:40 PM  
Trump tongue-kisses an American flag for nineteen unbroken, live, televised minutes.
 
2020-08-22 8:25:06 PM  
"Sleepy Joe"
"stable genius"
"democrat party"
"yo-semite"
"antifa"
"Thigh Land"
"hail Putin"
 
2020-08-22 8:25:53 PM  
Trump offspring speaking while obviously either: coked up or heavily sedated while they try to convince us what a great dad he is.
 
2020-08-22 8:26:06 PM  

leeto2: Number of 2nd amendment mentions


The US is sold out of guns & ammo.
Try finding a gun that's in stock...  sure, there's black powder & single shot .410's, but you'll be hard pressed to find inventory.

That's how safe Americans feel under the "Party of Law & Order".
 
2020-08-22 8:26:45 PM  
"Democrat cities"

"Peace in the middle east"

"Russia hoax"

"Law and Order" <-- toooooo easy..
 
2020-08-22 8:27:16 PM  
Phrases to be considered:

"....shoved down our throats."

"We are apparently experiencing some technical difficulties, we're going to now go and show you some footage from the 2016 RNC..."
 
2020-08-22 8:27:41 PM  
Lock her up
Roaming gangs
Suburbs on fire
Everyone will die/suffer
My IQ is unbelievable
We will forge a new alliance with the Klingons
I welcome our Soviet overlords
 
2020-08-22 8:28:06 PM  
China Virus
Suburban Housewives
Suburban businesses
Suburban Neighborhoods
China Virus
Antifa
Let me tell you
Nobody could have done a better job
The Suburbs
China Virus
The economy was great before everything went to shiat
Wall, beautiful wall
China Virus
KING OF VENTILATORS
Democrat States
China Virus
Bigly
Hoax
China Virus
 
2020-08-22 8:28:57 PM  
Spot the small, bus-sized groups paid to attend.
 
2020-08-22 8:29:03 PM  

toraque: Square seven:

Senator Lindsey Graham will be found passed out and sobbing while wearing leather bondage gear in a hallway.  No explanation or follow-up will ever be offered.

Square eight:

Kellyanne Conway, in an act of utter desperation, will devour a live bat on stage to deflect attention from what Trump said just a moment before.


The odds that one or both of these will actually happen are pretty close to 100%.
 
2020-08-22 8:29:05 PM  
Gun have already been mentioned, but yeah, someone will appear on camera packing heat. May or may not be a real gun, may or may not be loaded.
 
2020-08-22 8:29:48 PM  
What's the over/under on 9/11 video of planes crashing into towers with voiceover that this would be Biden's America?
 
2020-08-22 8:30:17 PM  
Which speaker will be rushed onstage and perp walked off in handcuffs by the FBI?

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2020-08-22 8:30:37 PM  
Free Space Force!
 
2020-08-22 8:30:59 PM  
Witch hunt
 
2020-08-22 8:31:03 PM  

Schrodinger's toilet trained cat: "Build the wall"
"Tremendous accomplishments"
"Hydroxychloroquine"

"Finish the death Star"
"Protesters charged with sedition"
"Mentally unfit"
"I need a stent"


I doubt he could pronounce these words any more ( if he ever really could )
 
2020-08-22 8:32:27 PM  
BONUS ROUND 1

A Trump supporter, armed with an .50 cal rifle, will manage to blow his own foot of on live television and yet still weakly hold it up to the camera with a 'My life for you!' rictus that even Fox News hostesses will blanch at.
 
2020-08-22 8:33:23 PM  
Whatever the BINGO card ends up being, I doubt my liver will survive the week.
 
2020-08-22 8:33:30 PM  

wandero: Trump tongue-kisses an American flag for nineteen unbroken, live, televised minutes.


14 minutes. 14.
 
2020-08-22 8:34:59 PM  
Where on the card is "Rudy is drunk" ?
 
2020-08-22 8:35:48 PM  
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2020-08-22 8:36:22 PM  
Jokes on you, Submitter.  I don't have any MAGAts in my life.
 
2020-08-22 8:36:40 PM  
Will the number of people who call D2S the "law and order" president exceed the number of D2S associates who have become convicted felons since his inauguration?
 
2020-08-22 8:37:23 PM  
BONUS ROUND 2:

A zombie outbreak among the Fox News crew will go unreported.
 
2020-08-22 8:37:47 PM  
Don Cheeto has another Mormon school girl recite a poem about the Donald( or something)
and he demands a kiss so he can grab her hand one put it in his crotch

That's on my Fark bingo card
 
2020-08-22 8:38:12 PM  
Over/under that someone drops an N bomb?

You all know just how bad Trump wants to say it about Harris.
 
2020-08-22 8:38:27 PM  
"Your toilet requires 15 flushes" is my top left corner square ....this may take awhile to fill out
 
2020-08-22 8:39:30 PM  
Mexico will pay / is paying for the wall
Covington High School kid violates his NDA
Any mention of Charles in Charge
Any Q Anon phrases - The Deep State / The Storm / WWG1WGA
 
2020-08-22 8:39:49 PM  

FarkingSmurf: Which speaker will be rushed onstage and perp walked off in handcuffs by the FBI?

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Is that pic real? I could have sworn it was shipped, I'm just not keen enough to see the pixels.
 
2020-08-22 8:40:16 PM  
From the Trump campaign, this should end well:


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2020-08-22 8:40:41 PM  
Convicted Felons
Pardoned Convicted Felons
Convicted War Criminals
Pardoned Convicted War Criminals
 
2020-08-22 8:41:42 PM  
There's no off ramp
 
2020-08-22 8:41:57 PM  
Give me $5 on the long shot. A single coherent statement by Trump. I know it sounds like a waste if money but I could retire.
 
2020-08-22 8:42:26 PM  
A speaker violently voids their bowels during the speech.
A network pundit tells you how great it sounded.
 
2020-08-22 8:43:03 PM  
trump*
Believe me
It's going away
More testing = more positives
Obama spied on me
Fake news
No president has done more
Illegal investigation
Illegitimate election
Democrats trying to steal Election

Half scoop, First Lady Ivanka, I'm Eric!
My father always wins
Hunter Biden whargarbbbl
But her emails
Illegal
BLM terrorist

Pence
Eh, who cares
 
2020-08-22 8:43:08 PM  
"Loony Left"
"Radical Left"
"Fake News CNN"

Well, why not just this:

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2020-08-22 8:43:08 PM  
It's not the RNC, it's the Trump Show.   He's already demanded that he's the primary speaker EACH night
 
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