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    More: Awkward, Fungus, Psilocybin mushrooms, Psychedelic drug, Oakland Police Department, Entheogen, magic mushroom dispensary, Shamanism, Oakland City Council  
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2020-08-22 8:49:38 PM  
Self fulfilling proficy?
 
2020-08-22 9:11:49 PM  
That's nothing. Jesus Christ himself is selling weed giving away weed following a donation to the church down in the south bay.

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2020-08-22 10:15:51 PM  
That MFer took my idea!

/seriously, shrooms and religion should go hand-in-hand
//instead you get a sip of wine and a triscuit
 
2020-08-22 10:16:38 PM  
wise enough to gather $200K, stupid enough not to have it stashed in a bank vault, p.o. box or rental center.
 
2020-08-22 10:21:53 PM  
"Police knew something was up when their source kept them in the dark and only fed them shiat for intel."
 
2020-08-22 10:22:15 PM  
The dude's pajamas are wacky
 
2020-08-22 10:22:18 PM  

sinko swimo: wise enough to gather $200K, stupid enough not to have it stashed in a bank vault, p.o. box or rental center.


He put it in the bank vault, which was right next to purple giraffe with a thousand eyes and the walking, talking toilet.
 
2020-08-22 10:24:03 PM  

sinko swimo: wise enough to gather $200K, stupid enough not to have it stashed in a bank vault, p.o. box or rental center.


You're saying bank vaults, PO Boxes and rental centers are immune from police warrants?  Wow, had no idea
 
2020-08-22 10:28:39 PM  

Watubi: sinko swimo: wise enough to gather $200K, stupid enough not to have it stashed in a bank vault, p.o. box or rental center.

You're saying bank vaults, PO Boxes and rental centers are immune from police warrants?  Wow, had no idea


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2020-08-22 10:31:28 PM  

phishrace: That's nothing. Jesus Christ himself is selling weed giving away weed following a donation to the church down in the south bay.

[YouTube video: Welcome to Coachella Valley Church]


magically giving away w(h)ine

/of course
//string em up
 
2020-08-22 10:33:03 PM  

germ78: That MFer took my idea!

/seriously, shrooms and religion should go hand-in-hand
//instead you get a sip of wine and a triscuit


Well admittedly the drive home from church is a LOT easier with the sip n' triscuit.
 
2020-08-22 10:44:34 PM  
"seized $200,000 in cash, cannabis and several strains of psychedelic mushrooms; no one was arrested."

Yeah, they wanted the money and will use Civil Forfeiture as an excuse to keep it.
 
2020-08-22 10:54:27 PM  
There is no such thing as death, we are all but an imagination of ourselves. Here's a botanist priest with the weather.
 
2020-08-22 11:27:02 PM  
Laws like these don't leave mush room for a small business cleric to express his spiritual avarice.
 
2020-08-22 11:30:15 PM  

Mock26: "seized $200,000 in cash, cannabis and several strains of psychedelic mushrooms; no one was arrested."

Yeah, they wanted the money and will use Civil Forfeiture as an excuse to keep it.


I mean, it would he hard to pass up $200,000 and mushrooms. I don't condone it, but I understand.
 
2020-08-22 11:42:38 PM  

Earthworm Jim Jones: Mock26: "seized $200,000 in cash, cannabis and several strains of psychedelic mushrooms; no one was arrested."

Yeah, they wanted the money and will use Civil Forfeiture as an excuse to keep it.

I mean, it would he hard to pass up $200,000 and mushrooms. I don't condone it, but I understand.


I'm going to Chris Rock on ya but there is nothing sane about anything in SF.
 
2020-08-22 11:48:25 PM  
OK, let me get this straight. It's legal to have shrooms, it's legal to take shrooms. But illegal to sell shrooms?

THEN HOW THE HELL DO I GET MY SHROOMS?!?!?!?!?!?
 
2020-08-23 12:13:49 AM  

ShamanGator: OK, let me get this straight. It's legal to have shrooms, it's legal to take shrooms. But illegal to sell shrooms?

THEN HOW THE HELL DO I GET MY SHROOMS?!?!?!?!?!?


Most states allow the sale of mushroom spores since those don't actually contain psilocybin.  So buy some and grow your own.
 
2020-08-23 12:57:44 AM  

ShamanGator: OK, let me get this straight. It's legal to have shrooms, it's legal to take shrooms. But illegal to sell shrooms?

THEN HOW THE HELL DO I GET MY SHROOMS?!?!?!?!?!?


Grow them or harvest them yourself.
 
2020-08-23 1:27:08 AM  

Insult Comic Bishounen: ShamanGator: OK, let me get this straight. It's legal to have shrooms, it's legal to take shrooms. But illegal to sell shrooms?

THEN HOW THE HELL DO I GET MY SHROOMS?!?!?!?!?!?

Most states allow the sale of mushroom spores since those don't actually contain psilocybin.  So buy some and grow your own.


Unfortunately not CA. We're a stupid place.
 
2020-08-23 1:53:01 AM  

ShamanGator: OK, let me get this straight. It's legal to have shrooms, it's legal to take shrooms. But illegal to sell shrooms?

THEN HOW THE HELL DO I GET MY SHROOMS?!?!?!?!?!?


Welcome to DC.
It's legal to have marijuana, it's legal to smoke marijuana, it's illegal to buy marijuana.

THEN HOW THE HELL DO I GET MY MARIJUANA????????

You can grow it.

DO I LOOK LIKE A F*CKING GARDENER TO YOU??????
 
2020-08-23 11:14:33 AM  

Walker: DO I LOOK LIKE A F*CKING GARDENER TO YOU??????


I don't know, do you have a crane?

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2020-08-23 11:16:33 AM  

LordOfThePings: Walker: DO I LOOK LIKE A F*CKING GARDENER TO YOU??????

I don't know, do you have a crane?

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That looks terribly unsafe. He should wear a helmet.
/problem solved
 
2020-08-23 1:22:11 PM  

SafetyThird: Insult Comic Bishounen: ShamanGator: OK, let me get this straight. It's legal to have shrooms, it's legal to take shrooms. But illegal to sell shrooms?

THEN HOW THE HELL DO I GET MY SHROOMS?!?!?!?!?!?

Most states allow the sale of mushroom spores since those don't actually contain psilocybin.  So buy some and grow your own.

Unfortunately not CA. We're a stupid place.


I seem to recall they are prohibited due to their agriculture import laws.

Business opportunity: acquire some spores, they are legal, but you have to do it outside CA. Then go through whatever it takes to walk them through the border legally. At that point you are allowed to grow your own mushrooms and you can also become a spore vendor because you are not importing them into CA you are producing them.

To those that are not farmers, this is not farming. This is growing bins in the closet. A lot easier than growing pot.

On the other hand it is a lot worse when you get caught. So be sure you are truly in a legal location.
 
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