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(Page Six)   Two of Larry King's children have died in the past three weeks. In other news, Larry King is still alive   (pagesix.com) divider line
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2020-08-22 2:58:25 AM  
I assume they died of old age.
 
2020-08-22 3:18:14 AM  
Still no proof he has legs
 
2020-08-22 3:47:50 AM  
Are we sure he isn't sucking out their life force to extend his own?
 
2020-08-22 4:37:55 AM  
So Larry and Buddy Hackett had a kid together?
 
2020-08-22 6:07:03 AM  
Larry King is immortal.
 
2020-08-22 6:22:09 AM  
FTFA:

"Larry, 86, adopted Andy in 1962 after he married his mother...."

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2020-08-22 7:06:52 AM  
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APPROVES!
 
2020-08-22 8:17:41 AM  
In other news, Larry King steals the souls of others to prolong his life.
 
2020-08-22 8:20:54 AM  
Two callers just hung up.
 
2020-08-22 8:42:30 AM  
Clearly he never told his kids about OmegaXL.

Last Week Tonight - And Now This: Larry King, Master Salesman
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2020-08-22 8:45:25 AM  
Two that we know of.
Maybe a cyborg from the future is coming back to stop the human uprising.
(Dumb comments aside this gives me the sads)
 
2020-08-22 9:35:38 AM  

fusillade762: Are we sure he isn't sucking out their life force to extend his own?


Does he have red hair?
 
2020-08-22 9:47:14 AM  
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/we're looking at you
//sorry, Larry
 
2020-08-22 11:32:18 AM  

LewDux: Still no proof he has legs


He made a deal with the devil to be rich and famous, but look like a turtle the rest of his life.

/obscure?
 
2020-08-22 11:37:46 AM  
In the beginning the Lord said, "Let there be light.". And Larry King responded, "Hey! Turn that damn thing off. I'm trying to sleep here."
 
2020-08-22 12:22:16 PM  
Say what you will. Outliving your children would have to suck.
 
2020-08-22 1:17:29 PM  

bfh0417: Say what you will. Outliving your children would have to suck.

how about care enough about this planet not to have children.

 
2020-08-22 2:17:29 PM  
I remember listening to his overnight program in the 80's he always talked about his teenage daughter Chaia.
 
2020-08-22 3:03:22 PM  
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2020-08-22 4:47:01 PM  
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2020-08-22 5:54:13 PM  

borg: I remember listening to his overnight program in the 80's he always talked about his teenage daughter Chaia.


So did I. She was just a few years younger than me. Reading about her dying of natural causes hit me a bit.
 
2020-08-22 6:35:20 PM  

starlost: bfh0417: Say what you will. Outliving your children would have to suck.

how about care enough about this planet not to have children.


Well, you're here. But that's cool, right?
 
2020-08-23 7:24:49 AM  

starlost: bfh0417: Say what you will. Outliving your children would have to suck.

how about care enough about this planet not to have children.


You ever bug your parents with this?
 
2020-08-23 1:02:06 PM  

bfh0417: starlost: bfh0417: Say what you will. Outliving your children would have to suck.

how about care enough about this planet not to have children.

Well, you're here. But that's cool, right?


Paragons of moral virtue are exempt from the need for logical consistency.
 
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