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(WCPO Cincinnati)   What's next in 2020? How about jumping earthworms?   (wcpo.com) divider line
    More: Creepy, New York, Buffalo earthworm expert Nick Henshue, Ecosystem, leaf litter, inches of soil, good solution, Buffalo, New York, invasive earthworms  
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2020-08-21 8:29:06 PM  
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2020-08-21 8:35:26 PM  
Do these worms really jump? Imagine if you're a woman and you really really reaaaalllyyyy have to pee in public. You pull down your panties, crouch down, and start peeing. You feel relieved. You feel good. You feel way too good. Then later on you're making tiktok videos about how jumping worms make for good dildos.
 
2020-08-21 8:35:31 PM  
Sounds like an exclamation in the old-timey comics.  Like "leapin' lizards!"
 
2020-08-21 8:35:50 PM  
What platform is Earthworm Jim running on?
 
2020-08-21 8:39:00 PM  

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Damnit i went looking for the gif, you win this round.

Posting it anyways.

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2020-08-21 8:44:22 PM  

GreenSun: Do these worms really jump? Imagine if you're a woman and you really really reaaaalllyyyy have to pee in public. You pull down your panties, crouch down, and start peeing. You feel relieved. You feel good. You feel way too good. Then later on you're making tiktok videos about how jumping worms make for good dildos.


if I had any cash, I'd hire you to direct movies - this is amazing!
 
2020-08-21 8:44:57 PM  
Could be worse.
 
2020-08-21 8:49:07 PM  
Damn.  I was thinking that jumpy, thrashy worms would make great fish bait.

New York says "NO."
 
2020-08-21 8:54:00 PM  
That seems kind of tame for 2020z. Do the jumping worms at least use military ordinance to kill each other?
 
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2020-08-21 8:58:03 PM  
"Old Henry went past the pet shop which was never open, into the park which was never closed, and the park was full of a very smooth, clean, green grass. So Henry took off all his clothes and began rubbing his flesh into the wet, clean, green grass. He accompanied himself with a little tune - it went like this....

"Beneath the ground the dirty brown writhing things called worms interpreted the pitter patter from above as rainfall. Rainfall in worm world means two things, mating and bath time. Both of these experiences were thouroughly enjoyable to the worm colony. Within seconds the entire surface of the park was a mass of dirty, brown, soggy, writhing forms. He was still pleased, old Michael and he began whistling a tune this time to accompany himself......

"Jerusalem Boogie to us perhaps, but to the birds it meant that supper was ready...."
 
2020-08-21 9:19:25 PM  
In a row?
 
2020-08-21 10:06:56 PM  

Earthworm Jim Jones: Could be worse.


Damn, y'all some funny farkers tonight.

/could be the acid
 
2020-08-21 10:52:01 PM  
Jumping Worms vs Murder Hornets
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2020-08-22 1:23:22 AM  
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In 2020 you don't know what the hell is going to pop up next.
 
2020-08-22 3:50:57 AM  
What's next, another 3 green lights for jumping earthworms?
 
2020-08-22 9:11:35 AM  
Don't know about jumping, but a couple of brass rods stuck in the ground during nightcrawler season with voltage applied produces a bountiful crop quickly....  kind of an "emergency surface" for worms....
 
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