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2020-08-21 2:02:43 PM  
yay. We are here. We are Queer. We are drinking your beer.
 
2020-08-21 2:03:59 PM  
Thanks Auntie
 
2020-08-21 2:04:42 PM  
yawn
slept like crap

was awake at 11:30, 1 and 3 for bout 45 minutes each time.
 
2020-08-21 2:05:39 PM  
I honestly can't believe that joke of a "convention" is going to happen.   Too dumb to believe.
 
2020-08-21 2:05:52 PM  
My dogs like Brussels sprouts
This is probably a bad idea
 
2020-08-21 2:07:24 PM  

whidbey: I honestly can't believe that joke of a "convention" is going to happen.   Too dumb to believe.


You are likely in the wrong thread
Welcome anyway
 
2020-08-21 2:09:08 PM  

Cornelis de Gyselaer: whidbey: I honestly can't believe that joke of a "convention" is going to happen.   Too dumb to believe.

You are likely in the wrong thread
Welcome anyway


It's in tfh.  What are the rules?

Besides no pants?
 
2020-08-21 2:13:45 PM  
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Howdy all, happy for Friday.
We got tickets to Film on the Rocks for Scream which is being done in a drive in format, it should be fun. Then heading up to the mountains to camp, no fires.
The sky is still all sorts of toxic looking. Gonna go disc golf with an old high school buddy this afternoon as well once I get required work out of the way.

I missed the DNC closing night but watched the speeches after Colbert coverage,
 
2020-08-21 2:14:32 PM  

whidbey: Cornelis de Gyselaer: whidbey: I honestly can't believe that joke of a "convention" is going to happen.   Too dumb to believe.

You are likely in the wrong thread
Welcome anyway

It's in tfh.  What are the rules?

Besides no pants?


TL;DR?
Be NICE because its not poltab
 
2020-08-21 2:15:55 PM  

Cornelis de Gyselaer: whidbey: Cornelis de Gyselaer: whidbey: I honestly can't believe that joke of a "convention" is going to happen.   Too dumb to believe.

You are likely in the wrong thread
Welcome anyway

It's in tfh.  What are the rules?

Besides no pants?

TL;DR?
Be NICE because its not poltab


oops
Leaves me out.
I'm a Grade-A jerk
 
2020-08-21 2:16:46 PM  
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Gov is on talking about the 10pm bar close thing that expires today..
 
2020-08-21 2:19:08 PM  

Markoff_Cheney: [Fark user image image 850x478]
Gov is on talking about the 10pm bar close thing that expires today..


Extension?
 
2020-08-21 2:20:52 PM  

whidbey: Cornelis de Gyselaer: whidbey: I honestly can't believe that joke of a "convention" is going to happen.   Too dumb to believe.

You are likely in the wrong thread
Welcome anyway

It's in tfh.  What are the rules?

Besides no pants?


Be respectful of others.
Don't feed the things under the bridge.
Think of this as a political form of Café threads.
The booze is in the cabinets under the countertop oven, the glassware is now in the cabinet over the dryer.
The sofa is property of the cat.  Ask before you sit down.
Do not pour booze in the aquariums.  The fish aren't old enough to drink.
If you don't behave, I do have a rolled up copy of the Sunday edition of the New York Times that I will swat you with.
 
2020-08-21 2:24:22 PM  

whidbey: I honestly can't believe that joke of a "convention" is going to happen.   Too dumb to believe.


hiya whidbey, jump in
 
2020-08-21 2:24:30 PM  

Auntie Cheesus: whidbey: Cornelis de Gyselaer: whidbey: I honestly can't believe that joke of a "convention" is going to happen.   Too dumb to believe.

You are likely in the wrong thread
Welcome anyway

It's in tfh.  What are the rules?

Besides no pants?

Be respectful of others.
Don't feed the things under the bridge.
Think of this as a political form of Café threads.
The booze is in the cabinets under the countertop oven, the glassware is now in the cabinet over the dryer.
The sofa is property of the cat.  Ask before you sit down.
Do not pour booze in the aquariums.  The fish aren't old enough to drink.
If you don't behave, I do have a rolled up copy of the Sunday edition of the New York Times that I will swat you with.


Also, to add on, don't feed the basset, he's on a diet, but feel free to blame him for farts (it's probably his fault anyway)
 
2020-08-21 2:27:19 PM  

Auntie Cheesus: whidbey: Cornelis de Gyselaer: whidbey: I honestly can't believe that joke of a "convention" is going to happen.   Too dumb to believe.

You are likely in the wrong thread
Welcome anyway

It's in tfh.  What are the rules?

Besides no pants?

Be respectful of others.
Don't feed the things under the bridge.
Think of this as a political form of Café threads.
The booze is in the cabinets under the countertop oven, the glassware is now in the cabinet over the dryer.
The sofa is property of the cat.  Ask before you sit down.
Do not pour booze in the aquariums.  The fish aren't old enough to drink.
If you don't behave, I do have a rolled up copy of the Sunday edition of the New York Times that I will swat you with.


I was not informed a committee had been called to rewrite the rules.

I object to the not giving booze to the fishes rule.
 
2020-08-21 2:27:43 PM  
and the cats
 
2020-08-21 2:28:50 PM  

Cornelis de Gyselaer: Markoff_Cheney: [Fark user image image 850x478]
Gov is on talking about the 10pm bar close thing that expires today..

Extension?


They cut away, I didn't catch that as I was half doing some work etc... I will have to find a recap or something.
 
2020-08-21 2:29:16 PM  

DannyBrandt: Auntie Cheesus: whidbey: Cornelis de Gyselaer: whidbey: I honestly can't believe that joke of a "convention" is going to happen.   Too dumb to believe.

You are likely in the wrong thread
Welcome anyway

It's in tfh.  What are the rules?

Besides no pants?

Be respectful of others.
Don't feed the things under the bridge.
Think of this as a political form of Café threads.
The booze is in the cabinets under the countertop oven, the glassware is now in the cabinet over the dryer.
The sofa is property of the cat.  Ask before you sit down.
Do not pour booze in the aquariums.  The fish aren't old enough to drink.
If you don't behave, I do have a rolled up copy of the Sunday edition of the New York Times that I will swat you with.

I was not informed a committee had been called to rewrite the rules.

I object to the not giving booze to the fishes rule.


Drink like a fish? You're soaking in it!
 
2020-08-21 2:31:44 PM  

DannyBrandt: Auntie Cheesus: whidbey: Cornelis de Gyselaer: whidbey: I honestly can't believe that joke of a "convention" is going to happen.   Too dumb to believe.

You are likely in the wrong thread
Welcome anyway

It's in tfh.  What are the rules?

Besides no pants?

Be respectful of others.
Don't feed the things under the bridge.
Think of this as a political form of Café threads.
The booze is in the cabinets under the countertop oven, the glassware is now in the cabinet over the dryer.
The sofa is property of the cat.  Ask before you sit down.
Do not pour booze in the aquariums.  The fish aren't old enough to drink.
If you don't behave, I do have a rolled up copy of the Sunday edition of the New York Times that I will swat you with.

I was not informed a committee had been called to rewrite the rules.

I object to the not giving booze to the fishes rule.


Seriously. How would I exist?
This is gin.
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2020-08-21 2:36:13 PM  

Squid_for_Brains: Seriously. How would I exist?
This is gin.
[Fark user image image 425x281]


That looks like a sex toy.
 
2020-08-21 2:50:34 PM  

DannyBrandt: Squid_for_Brains: Seriously. How would I exist?
This is gin.
[Fark user image image 425x281]

That looks like a sex toy.


I mean, I usually stick gin in my face but okay...
 
2020-08-21 2:54:44 PM  
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2020-08-21 2:56:14 PM  
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2020-08-21 2:57:49 PM  
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2020-08-21 3:01:28 PM  

DannyBrandt: Squid_for_Brains: Seriously. How would I exist?
This is gin.
[Fark user image image 425x281]

That looks like a sex toy.


Anything can be a sex toy if you use your imagination.

Happy Friday!
 
2020-08-21 3:04:48 PM  

Auntie Cheesus: whidbey: Cornelis de Gyselaer: whidbey: I honestly can't believe that joke of a "convention" is going to happen.   Too dumb to believe.

You are likely in the wrong thread
Welcome anyway

It's in tfh.  What are the rules?

Besides no pants?

Be respectful of others.
Don't feed the things under the bridge.
Think of this as a political form of Café threads.
The booze is in the cabinets under the countertop oven, the glassware is now in the cabinet over the dryer.
The sofa is property of the cat.  Ask before you sit down.
Do not pour booze in the aquariums.  The fish aren't old enough to drink.
If you don't behave, I do have a rolled up copy of the Sunday edition of the New York Times that I will swat you with.


SANDWICH MEAT.  Don't forget the sandwich meat.
 
2020-08-21 3:06:40 PM  

EighthDay: Anything can be a sex toy if you use your imagination.

Happy Friday!


Dallymo: SANDWICH MEAT.  Don't forget the sandwich meat.


I recommend thoroughly washing afterwards in this instance.
 
2020-08-21 3:22:49 PM  

whidbey: I honestly can't believe that joke of a "convention" is going to happen.   Too dumb to believe.


And marmalade Mussolini EVERY night. Putz.
 
2020-08-21 3:25:54 PM  

Squid_for_Brains: [Fark user image 425x319]


BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
 
2020-08-21 3:26:39 PM  
Repost:

Navalny gets poisoned. Again.

And survives. Again.

*Adjusts tinfoil hat*

Hm............

How many Russians get wetworked, twice, and survive?
 
2020-08-21 3:34:30 PM  
If a democrat had mocked a disabled person we would fire them.
 
2020-08-21 3:36:12 PM  

badtrotsky013: If a democrat had mocked a disabled person we would fire them.


They might never work again
 
2020-08-21 3:48:38 PM  

EighthDay: EighthDay: Anything can be a sex toy if you use your imagination.

Happy Friday!

Dallymo: SANDWICH MEAT.  Don't forget the sandwich meat.

I recommend thoroughly washing afterwards in this instance.


The sandwich meat, or the never mind let's not oh look over there shiny
 
2020-08-21 3:52:02 PM  
I'm going to take the weekend off from watching anything politics. Mrs Boondock and I have decided we're going to watch all four nights of the RNC convention. On Fox News.

If I unleash a 4-days-long thread of unintelligible shiatposting... well, I guess that's what I always do, but this time it'll be because I'm rage-blackout drunk.
 
2020-08-21 3:55:50 PM  

Boondock3806: I'm going to take the weekend off from watching anything politics. Mrs Boondock and I have decided we're going to watch all four nights of the RNC convention. On Fox News.

If I unleash a 4-days-long thread of unintelligible shiatposting... well, I guess that's what I always do, but this time it'll be because I'm rage-blackout drunk.


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2020-08-21 3:56:12 PM  

Boondock3806: I'm going to take the weekend off from watching anything politics. Mrs Boondock and I have decided we're going to watch all four nights of the RNC convention. On Fox News.

If I unleash a 4-days-long thread of unintelligible shiatposting... well, I guess that's what I always do, but this time it'll be because I'm rage-blackout drunk.


*solemnly removes hat, places it over heart*

Brave soul.
 
2020-08-21 3:59:45 PM  

Boondock3806: I'm going to take the weekend off from watching anything politics. Mrs Boondock and I have decided we're going to watch all four nights of the RNC convention. On Fox News.

If I unleash a 4-days-long thread of unintelligible shiatposting... well, I guess that's what I always do, but this time it'll be because I'm rage-blackout drunk.


Bloody madman. Nothing else really to say.
 
2020-08-21 4:03:49 PM  

the_innkeeper: Repost:

Navalny gets poisoned. Again.

And survives. Again.

*Adjusts tinfoil hat*

Hm............

How many Russians get wetworked, twice, and survive?


Rasputin
 
2020-08-21 4:03:53 PM  

Dallymo: Boondock3806: I'm going to take the weekend off from watching anything politics. Mrs Boondock and I have decided we're going to watch all four nights of the RNC convention. On Fox News.

If I unleash a 4-days-long thread of unintelligible shiatposting... well, I guess that's what I always do, but this time it'll be because I'm rage-blackout drunk.

*solemnly removes hat, places it over heart*

Brave soul.


I'll need to keep a score card. Any ideas? All I've come up with is:

- will the number of times they call him the law and order president exceed the number of campaign officials in jail?
 
2020-08-21 4:05:19 PM  

Boondock3806: I'm going to take the weekend off from watching anything politics. Mrs Boondock and I have decided we're going to watch all four nights of the RNC convention. On Fox News.

If I unleash a 4-days-long thread of unintelligible shiatposting... well, I guess that's what I always do, but this time it'll be because I'm rage-blackout drunk.


Godspeed. Tales of your bravery will be sung in the halls of Valhalla.
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2020-08-21 4:06:06 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: the_innkeeper: Repost:

Navalny gets poisoned. Again.

And survives. Again.

*Adjusts tinfoil hat*

Hm............

How many Russians get wetworked, twice, and survive?

Rasputin


For awhile at least
Poison
Stabbed
Shot
Beaten
Drowning (tht was the ticket)
 
2020-08-21 4:06:26 PM  

Boondock3806: Dallymo: Boondock3806: I'm going to take the weekend off from watching anything politics. Mrs Boondock and I have decided we're going to watch all four nights of the RNC convention. On Fox News.

If I unleash a 4-days-long thread of unintelligible shiatposting... well, I guess that's what I always do, but this time it'll be because I'm rage-blackout drunk.

*solemnly removes hat, places it over heart*

Brave soul.

I'll need to keep a score card. Any ideas? All I've come up with is:

- will the number of times they call him the law and order president exceed the number of campaign officials in jail?


I look forward to the shiatposting reults.
 
2020-08-21 4:06:47 PM  
Oh and that doesn't count the nun who gutted him
He survived that one
 
2020-08-21 4:12:29 PM  

Cornelis de Gyselaer: ecmoRandomNumbers: the_innkeeper: Repost:

Navalny gets poisoned. Again.

And survives. Again.

*Adjusts tinfoil hat*

Hm............

How many Russians get wetworked, twice, and survive?

Rasputin

For awhile at least
Poison
Stabbed
Shot
Beaten
Drowning (tht was the ticket)


Is that all just "one attempt", though?
 
2020-08-21 4:14:01 PM  

the_innkeeper: Cornelis de Gyselaer: ecmoRandomNumbers: the_innkeeper: Repost:

Navalny gets poisoned. Again.

And survives. Again.

*Adjusts tinfoil hat*

Hm............

How many Russians get wetworked, twice, and survive?

Rasputin

For awhile at least
Poison
Stabbed
Shot
Beaten
Drowning (tht was the ticket)

Is that all just "one attempt", though?


Yes
It went on for about 3 hours
Not including the drowning part
 
2020-08-21 4:20:10 PM  

EighthDay: Happy Friday!


Fridays are only fun if you don't work 6 days a week.

For any parents out there, give your children a better life.
 
2020-08-21 4:23:03 PM  

DannyBrandt: Auntie Cheesus: whidbey: Cornelis de Gyselaer: whidbey: I honestly can't believe that joke of a "convention" is going to happen.   Too dumb to believe.

You are likely in the wrong thread
Welcome anyway

It's in tfh.  What are the rules?

Besides no pants?

Be respectful of others.
Don't feed the things under the bridge.
Think of this as a political form of Café threads.
The booze is in the cabinets under the countertop oven, the glassware is now in the cabinet over the dryer.
The sofa is property of the cat.  Ask before you sit down.
Do not pour booze in the aquariums.  The fish aren't old enough to drink.
If you don't behave, I do have a rolled up copy of the Sunday edition of the New York Times that I will swat you with.

I was not informed a committee had been called to rewrite the rules.

I object to the not giving booze to the fishes rule.


Committee?  You think the rules were written by committee in the first place?  Nope.  My living room, my rules.  These are just an update to reflect the cat has claimed complete ownership of the sofa and she now demands you ask her permission to sit down, as well as the addition of the 717th Tank Division and the moving of the glassware.
 
2020-08-21 4:25:39 PM  

Dallymo: Auntie Cheesus: whidbey: Cornelis de Gyselaer: whidbey: I honestly can't believe that joke of a "convention" is going to happen.   Too dumb to believe.

You are likely in the wrong thread
Welcome anyway

It's in tfh.  What are the rules?

Besides no pants?

Be respectful of others.
Don't feed the things under the bridge.
Think of this as a political form of Café threads.
The booze is in the cabinets under the countertop oven, the glassware is now in the cabinet over the dryer.
The sofa is property of the cat.  Ask before you sit down.
Do not pour booze in the aquariums.  The fish aren't old enough to drink.
If you don't behave, I do have a rolled up copy of the Sunday edition of the New York Times that I will swat you with.

SANDWICH MEAT.  Don't forget the sandwich meat.


Oh, right.  I do need your preferred sandwich meat before I run over to the deli.  If you do not list one, you're choices will be from whatever I did get.
 
2020-08-21 4:25:50 PM  

Auntie Cheesus: DannyBrandt: Auntie Cheesus: whidbey: Cornelis de Gyselaer: whidbey: I honestly can't believe that joke of a "convention" is going to happen.   Too dumb to believe.

You are likely in the wrong thread
Welcome anyway

It's in tfh.  What are the rules?

Besides no pants?

Be respectful of others.
Don't feed the things under the bridge.
Think of this as a political form of Café threads.
The booze is in the cabinets under the countertop oven, the glassware is now in the cabinet over the dryer.
The sofa is property of the cat.  Ask before you sit down.
Do not pour booze in the aquariums.  The fish aren't old enough to drink.
If you don't behave, I do have a rolled up copy of the Sunday edition of the New York Times that I will swat you with.

I was not informed a committee had been called to rewrite the rules.

I object to the not giving booze to the fishes rule.

Committee?  You think the rules were written by committee in the first place?  Nope.  My living room, my rules.  These are just an update to reflect the cat has claimed complete ownership of the sofa and she now demands you ask her permission to sit down, as well as the addition of the 717th Tank Division and the moving of the glassware.


Not least because every flat surface is now a fish tank
 
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