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2020-08-21 4:29:28 AM  
It's cool, I hear Trump has activated the national Sharpie and Paper Towel reserves.
 
2020-08-21 5:34:47 AM  
They mostly come in twos now, mostly.
 
2020-08-21 5:36:50 AM  
So who ordered Exterminatus on Florida?
 
2020-08-21 5:39:04 AM  
Great.  Another disaster that Trump will have no clue how to handle--maybe two more!

Awesome.
 
2020-08-21 5:42:50 AM  

Farking Clown Shoes: It's cool, I hear Trump has activated the national Sharpie and Paper Towel reserves.


And sold it to russia.
 
2020-08-21 6:03:25 AM  
God hates us
 
2020-08-21 6:05:52 AM  
13 + 14 = Clinton's DP party on Epstein's Island that no one in the D party or media want to discuss as it'll derail the elections for them.
 
2020-08-21 6:07:39 AM  
Maybe they'll fight each other like Godzilla and King Kong.  Or they'll team up to form a superstorm.
 
2020-08-21 6:15:16 AM  
I live NE of Houston and the 15 year old roof on our house could use a replacement. On Monday, I'm sure the track will still be heading our way. Then I'll fill up the 20+ gallons of gas cans I have, my spare propane tanks and only then will the models change and shift the storm track away from us. 

Our neighborhood was relatively new in 2008 when the eye of Ike passed right over us and knocked out power for six days. That storm really bonded our neighborhood. Harvey only gave us 24 inches of rain and we were high enough to not flood. We also never really lost power for more than a couple of hours. 

Being 2020, I really have no idea what to expect to happen next week.
 
2020-08-21 6:16:20 AM  

Dadoody: 13 + 14 = Clinton's DP party on Epstein's Island that no one in the D party or media want to discuss as it'll derail the elections for them.


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2020-08-21 6:19:25 AM  

Dadoody: 13 + 14 = Clinton's DP party on Epstein's Island that no one in the D party or media want to discuss as it'll derail the elections for them.


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2020-08-21 6:21:08 AM  

Dadoody: 13 + 14 = Clinton's DP party on Epstein's Island that no one in the D party or media want to discuss as it'll derail the elections for them.


Hillary and Melania spit roasting Trump wouldn't help his manliness factor I'll tell you what

The Hank Hill BWAAA Compilation V.2 (Speed Bwaaa!)
Youtube oOEuY5lWENg
 
2020-08-21 6:30:40 AM  

ModernLuddite: So who ordered Exterminatus on Florida?


Guilty
 
2020-08-21 6:40:00 AM  

CarnySaur: Maybe they'll fight each other like Godzilla and King Kong.  Or they'll team up to form a superstorm.


Came here to mention the latter.

Storm Fronts! UNITE!!

/isn't that the right-wing website?
 
2020-08-21 6:40:45 AM  
Have we tried tropical Prozac for these tropical depressions?

/Eh?
//Eh?
///i'll see myself out
 
2020-08-21 6:47:04 AM  

LesterB: Have we tried tropical Prozac for these tropical depressions?

/Eh?
//Eh?
///i'll see myself out


How's rum and tequila gonna help this?
 
2020-08-21 6:49:32 AM  
Here's another "it's not a matter of if but when" disaster that's overdue to hit us:

A Catastrophe We're Not Ready For: Solar Storms
Youtube zB4l5cqYa3o
 
2020-08-21 6:54:58 AM  
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2020-08-21 7:00:10 AM  
I hope whomever is controlling this simulation is having a good laugh
 
2020-08-21 7:14:02 AM  
At least the stock market is doing well.  I mean who needs to care about things like people.
 
2020-08-21 7:20:30 AM  
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2020-08-21 7:32:00 AM  

LesterB: Have we tried tropical Prozac for these tropical depressions?

/Eh?
//Eh?
///i'll see myself out


Tropical depression is just Lana Del Rey's new album title
 
2020-08-21 7:35:30 AM  

Zevon's Evil Twin: Great.  Another disaster that Trump will have no clue how to handle--maybe two more!

Awesome.


I tend to think of the last 1,308 days as one continuous disaster that Trump had no clue how to handle.
 
2020-08-21 7:47:05 AM  

ltdanman44: I hope whomever is controlling this simulation is having a good laugh


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ZP3k​_​4XBFY
 
2020-08-21 7:54:43 AM  
The real victim in this is Marco Rubio, of course. This mockery of his water-handling skills is more deep state America-kicking.
 
2020-08-21 8:00:56 AM  
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Buckle up SE. Stay safe Farkers
 
2020-08-21 8:15:33 AM  
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2020-08-21 8:21:25 AM  

libranoelrose: God hates us


We did this to ourselves. We could have avoided global warming, but there were profits to be made!
 
2020-08-21 8:26:04 AM  
Abbott & Costello 7 x 13 = 28
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2020-08-21 8:26:37 AM  
Pray for Alabama
 
2020-08-21 8:26:49 AM  

The Iconoclast: Here's another "it's not a matter of if but when" disaster that's overdue to hit us:

[YouTube video: A Catastrophe We're Not Ready For: Solar Storms]


Could Solar Storms Destroy Civilization? Solar Flares & Coronal Mass Ejections
Youtube oHHSSJDJ4oo
 
2020-08-21 8:31:02 AM  

Dadoody: 13 + 14 = Clinton's DP party on Epstein's Island that no one in the D party or media want to discuss as it'll derail the elections for them.


So, does QAnon have like weekly meetings, or is it more like a newsletter?
 
2020-08-21 8:33:55 AM  
Hahaha, Laura and Marco hooking up for a crossfire hurricane, and soon their little bastard Invest 98L shall be named Nana to do the finishing touch.


Doomed I tell ya, DOOMED!


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2020-08-21 8:42:45 AM  
14+88=Trump2020
 
2020-08-21 8:45:20 AM  

CarnySaur: Maybe they'll fight each other like Godzilla and King Kong.  Or they'll team up to form a superstorm.


Hope George Clooney isn't going for a cruise in the Gulf of Mexico
 
2020-08-21 8:45:43 AM  

Dadoody: 13 + 14 = Clinton's DP party on Epstein's Island that no one in the D party or media want to discuss as it'll derail the elections for them.


Great. Now even non-political threads on Fark can be used to update the ignore list.
 
2020-08-21 8:48:31 AM  
I'm really glad I don't work in the GoM anymore.
 
2020-08-21 9:04:45 AM  
We're gonna hafta evacuate into New Orleans.
 
2020-08-21 9:16:51 AM  
I find that the wind probabilities chart is the best tool that NHC has in addition to the discussion page.

https://www.nhc.noaa.gov/text/refresh​/​MIAPWSAT4+shtml/210844.shtml?
Galveston at highest risk right now.  33% of a TS.  4% of a hurricane.  Keep in mind, that is right now.  The numbers will creep up as it moves closer to land.

Discussion pages on NWS are really interesting because you can see what specific data is leading meteorologists to reach their conclusions.  There is definitely an art to this.  Like a doctor, it's not clear what the prognosis is.  They make their best estimate with the imperfect data they have.
 
2020-08-21 9:18:31 AM  

Farking Clown Shoes: It's cool, I hear Trump has activated the national Sharpie and Paper Towel reserves.


Drink!!
 
2020-08-21 9:23:46 AM  

Nocrash: Dadoody: 13 + 14 = Clinton's DP party on Epstein's Island that no one in the D party or media want to discuss as it'll derail the elections for them.

Great. Now even non-political threads on Fark can be used to update the ignore list.


The thread is littered with nimrods yelling about Trump. Can't have a single thread without it. They're nuts.
 
2020-08-21 9:24:46 AM  
To Thread jack (?) for a sec..

1) Storm "Marco"

2) Marco on on the pole for the 500

C) this means something!

Marco will slow down ,, the storm not driver
 
2020-08-21 9:30:05 AM  
See, 2020 shows us all how to play the game right. Never look at the scoreboard, assume you're always losing and go hard until the whistle.

Come on, who could have predicted "Voltron of Hurricanes" for August? I had $50 on Diarrhea Wasps.
 
2020-08-21 9:45:28 AM  

mikey15: To Thread jack (?) for a sec..

1) Storm "Marco"

2) Marco on on the pole for the 500

C) this means something!

Marco will slow down ,, the storm not driver


IV) The both go round in circles

I think you're on to something
 
2020-08-21 9:53:25 AM  
not even hurricanes, wake me when you have something important
 
2020-08-21 9:53:50 AM  
Thirteen just got a name:  Laura
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2020-08-21 10:07:46 AM  
13 is now Remy Laura.

000
WTNT63  KNHC 211305
TCUAT3
Tropical Storm Laura Tropical Cyclone Update
NWS National Hurricane Center Miami FL      AL132020
905 AM AST Fri Aug 21 2020

...NOAA HURRICANE HUNTER AIRCRAFT FINDS THAT THE DEPRESSION HAS STRENGTHENED TO TROPICAL STORM LAURA...

Data from a NOAA Hurricane Hunter aircraft indicate that Tropical Depression Thirteen has strengthened and is now Tropical Storm Laura with maximum sustained winds of around 45 mph (75 km/h). The aircraft also found that the center of Laura is located south of the previously estimated position. These changes will be reflected in the track and intensity forecasts with the upcoming advisory that will be issued at 1100 AM AST (1500 UTC).
 
2020-08-21 10:23:08 AM  
Look, if the Evangelical nut bags wanted any more signs that God hates Trump, you'd think they'd take the hint already!! They are always finding signs in things like fires and earthquakes, but apparently not multiple tropical storms/hurricanes/disease outbreaks, etc. But those don't apply I guess.

For the record I don't think these are signs, just mocking the viewpoint that conveniently changes to support their views.
 
2020-08-21 10:38:14 AM  
Laura has formed. Marco will soon. When we try to track Marco can someone yell 'Polo' too?
 
2020-08-21 12:18:04 PM  
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