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2020-08-23 5:52:17 AM  
Apparently phone screen shots work way better:
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2020-08-23 6:26:04 AM  
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2020-08-23 6:30:33 AM  
lilyleftthevalley:
I hope you feel better after a bit of rest.

Here's a surprisingly camera cooperative Oggers in the window not long ago.  Maybe he's decided it won't steal his soul after all?
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That window perch is the perfect size for him.
And thanks for the good wishes. I read for a bit but was basically out of commission pretty early last night.
Woke up a bunch, but that seems to be normal for me. At least i went back to sleep.

So, of course now,

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2020-08-23 6:38:37 AM  
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2020-08-23 6:39:15 AM  
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2020-08-23 6:44:46 AM  
Not I must endeavor to CUOTT

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2020-08-23 6:45:47 AM  

ProcrastinationStation: [Fark user image 425x566]
Friday looks like he's bracing for impact.  He loves stretching his front legs out long-  it looks so silly


I am in love with the borderline-derpy expression he has on his adorable face.

 
2020-08-23 6:46:57 AM  

bobug: ...


That gif of the GOV made me choke on coffee.
LMAO
 
2020-08-23 6:47:21 AM  

random guess: Mitch Taylor's Bro: random guess: The Ice Queen: random guess: [Fark user image 425x427]
Found a QJ treasure in the archives! Gosh I miss him.

Boogers aka Minwee aka Boogie wishes to be outside [Fark user image 425x566]

You has the Boogers?!?!?!

I do's! We are trying to figure a home or transportation for him to a furever home. I'm overpopulated and living on $783 a month plus $16 Snap. He's a sweetie but I have to keep my cats away from him, they just aren't blending.

Thank you, random guess, for taking care of Q_J's Boogers (I'm sure he would've appreciated that phrasing). I see you have an Amazon wish list on your Fark profile. Is there anything you need in particular? Just say the word and I'm sure someone from the school of helper piranha will, uh, help out. :-)

Oh I forgot about the Amazon link! I should correct it and will do so momentarily. You're sneaky!
I live for my pets. Don't we all. Two dogs, a boxer and a rat terrier. Ten kitties. Four have medical issues - a diabetic named Carl. Trying to stabilize him. Mucho dineros to feed that guy!
Two seniors with chronic constipation.
One epileptic cat.
A senior declaw that was dumped on me. Snickers and Booger both need wet food. Snickers eats a can a day plus access to senior dry. Boogers is down to two cans a day from three. A tad picky about his dry I have to find a brand for him. He can eat what I can get, He was super skinny.

The poop sisters take meds everyday.  T
epileptic cat is going well as long as we keep her meds on time. She lets us know! Because that's also treats time!
I sometimes use my snap to buy chicken sshhhh. A ten pound bag of chicken quarters make a mess of good pet food.This last time I put green beans and I forget what else to stretch it out the recipe and avoid buying a hundred cans a month. Less waste. They don't like this months homemade so the dogs get a little. Spoiled all of them!

So my fridge looks like all the yummos for pets and wee spot for me! Same for the house! A small space for me, most of it's for them. I want to reincarnate as one of my pets.
I make it work. I dont buy anything for me or the house. Ugh house needs lots of work. Picture window may not last the winter!
I
thankful I have low cost vetting with Pets I Need of Greater Cincinnati. $20 visit, $5 if a tech and includes his blood draw for glucose.  $7 flea meds. (Times ten) Insulin is about $40 a vial. If needles are donated then it's $10. The food is the killer! Carl's dietitic management is $38 per flat, 3 per month and $45 for a bag of dry - don't give his as much dry. Too carby. Wish that damn cat would stabilize! He's semi friendly but I have to keep him crated because he escapes or hides for days. Turd.
Fuel to get there is sometimes an issue but we figure it out. Litter is ways an issue. Not only for cost but for dealing with it. I need the lightweight because I'm decrepit from back problems and old wet pee at litter is hard to manage in bulk.

I cram other household bills in where I can. Truck registration is past due. I know theyre being lenient which is good because truck needs repairs. I am fortunate to live in a small rural town. Not a lot of services like big cities have but a decent enough food bank and guy who will wrench on my truck and occasionally buy parts in exchange for a casserole or babysitting. We make it work.

BTW - I was in better times and fully able to care for my cats and dogs plus other peoples in my community. Then I lost the bulk of my savings and became disabled. I promise to keep a pet start to finish. I've got 4 seniors, 2 young under 4 and everyone else is middle aged. They're all castoffs I could not find homes for. I now good for a shelter but not acquiring any more! [Fark user image image 425x424]


And now the amazon link is gone!?  How's a procrastinator supposed to send you litter?

Geez.
 
2020-08-23 6:51:14 AM  

Mitch Taylor's Bro: apotheosis27: Today is the heaviest of Caturdays for my family.  We have to say goodbye to our beautiful Lucy.  She's been my partner in crime for 12 wonderful years (including a couple of years in Australia!) but her kidneys have finally given up.  Have a vet coming to do the final house call today.  She'll be basking in the afternoon sun.  I'm going to miss her so much.  She's getting non-stop cuddles today.

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RIP Lucy. My condolences, apotheosis27 ::hugs::

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My mom has/had that candle holder....  perhaps the next time I'm visiting I'll take a look and rehome it with me.
 
2020-08-23 6:52:35 AM  
Djelibeybi:

Uh oh. I don't like the sound of this "nauseated" business.... Maybe try some Chickie Doodle soup and crackers, then call it an early night? Feel better, soon. And keep us posted, please?

Thank you.
I think hitting the sack early (even for me) was necessary but unavoidable anyway. I was reaching zombie-mode.

So now I am at my typical "geez I'm tired", which is about as high on the wake-o-meter I get.   0_o
 
2020-08-23 6:52:50 AM  

bobug: random guess: Mitch Taylor's Bro: random guess: The Ice Queen: random guess: [Fark user image 425x427]
Found a QJ treasure in the archives! Gosh I miss him.

Boogers aka Minwee aka Boogie wishes to be outside [Fark user image 425x566]

You has the Boogers?!?!?!

I do's! We are trying to figure a home or transportation for him to a furever home. I'm overpopulated and living on $783 a month plus $16 Snap. He's a sweetie but I have to keep my cats away from him, they just aren't blending.

Thank you, random guess, for taking care of Q_J's Boogers (I'm sure he would've appreciated that phrasing). I see you have an Amazon wish list on your Fark profile. Is there anything you need in particular? Just say the word and I'm sure someone from the school of helper piranha will, uh, help out. :-)

Oh I forgot about the Amazon link! I should correct it and will do so momentarily. You're sneaky!
I live for my pets. Don't we all. Two dogs, a boxer and a rat terrier. Ten kitties. Four have medical issues - a diabetic named Carl. Trying to stabilize him. Mucho dineros to feed that guy!
Two seniors with chronic constipation.
One epileptic cat.
A senior declaw that was dumped on me. Snickers and Booger both need wet food. Snickers eats a can a day plus access to senior dry. Boogers is down to two cans a day from three. A tad picky about his dry I have to find a brand for him. He can eat what I can get, He was super skinny.

The poop sisters take meds everyday.  T
epileptic cat is going well as long as we keep her meds on time. She lets us know! Because that's also treats time!
I sometimes use my snap to buy chicken sshhhh. A ten pound bag of chicken quarters make a mess of good pet food.This last time I put green beans and I forget what else to stretch it out the recipe and avoid buying a hundred cans a month. Less waste. They don't like this months homemade so the dogs get a little. Spoiled all of them!

So my fridge looks like all the yummos for pets and wee spot for me! Same for the house! A sma ...

Seriously... Mail me. Brobug is in Cincy, and talking about maybe adopting an overlord. And I can send some stuff, but I will need a mailing address.


Oh!
How great would it be if BroBug adopted Boogers!?  Then he'd still be in the family!
 
2020-08-23 6:57:08 AM  
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2020-08-23 7:05:30 AM  
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For tigerose
 
2020-08-23 7:08:49 AM  
almostsane:

Magnesium, which most folks are at least somewhat deficient in, helps with quality sleep.  I've been using CALM by Natural Vitality.  It's a powder you sprinkle into hot water & when it's done fizzing you can add cool water or not & drink it warm.  It's absorbed into your system quickly so take it an 30-60 minutes before bed & you should notice a difference. It comes in single serve packets as well as larger quantities so you can try it without a major commitment.

Obviously you can also get magnesium supplements in tablet & capsule form as well. And plenty of foods are high in magnesium: almonds come to mind.  I hope that you're able to get sleep soon!


This might be a good try for tigerose for sure?
I've been taking CALM for years LOL.  But I have been taking it in the morning.
It's part of my morning cocktail of various powders to help with my, er...digestive issues.
Even with all the stuff I take, I still deal with this um, tendency. Yeah, I'm donating my body to science. Or at the very least my G.I. tract.

I think I could break some records regarding how many things DON'T impact my guts. And this is coming from someone who essentially drinks her weight in water every day, exercises, and eats ridiculously healthy.
Even my gastroenterologist that I was seeing for a while was impressed. So to speak.
I don't know if taking the Calm at night would make a difference vis-a-vis keeping me asleep throughout the night...
I like that the Calm has the stevia-sweetened version. Just wish it were a bit less costly, considering I go through it relatively quickly.

TMI, sorry.
 
2020-08-23 7:13:34 AM  

tigerose: sherpa18: tigerose: The Ice Queen: random guess: [Fark user image 425x427]
Found a QJ treasure in the archives! Gosh I miss him.

Boogers aka Minwee aka Boogie wishes to be outside [Fark user image 425x566]

You has the Boogers?!?!?!

Boogers is still in Indiana. We haven't found anyone wiling to fly out to Montana with him.

I would do it in heartbea
...except I have to be at my job now..


Same here.
Although I could probably work around it a bit -- I have no way to get to Indiana (I don't trust my car, and I can't afford a round-trip airline ticket right now).
I keep hoping this works out ASAP.
 
2020-08-23 7:17:38 AM  
The Ice Queen:

Is that a requirement yet? I thought when I was at the BMV recently they said it was pushed back to 2021 due to the whole COVID thingie. Then again, this was Ohio so maybe it differs by state. That and I didn't get the special one so I didn't really pay attention. I have to have Fed security clearance for my job so have a Fed badge (to take care of the Fed building aspect) and I'm a chicken shiat and am scared to fly so figured I didn't have to worry about that part.

I've been kind of confused about all this.
Seems I read that it does differ from state to state, and I thought that Georgia, for example, says that if you have the gold star on your driver's license, you are all set.
?
 
2020-08-23 7:23:56 AM  
Mitch Taylor's Bro:
RIP Lucy. My condolences, apotheosis27 ::hugs::

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That made me tear up.
Hugs to you for this.
 
2020-08-23 7:26:35 AM  
ProcrastinationStation:

My mom has/had that candle holder....  perhaps the next time I'm visiting I'll take a look and rehome it with me.

I have a wooden version.

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2020-08-23 7:28:27 AM  
ProcrastinationStation:

Regarding brobug and Booger...?

I found myself getting a little excited when I read that too!

don'tgethopesupdon'tgethopesup
 
2020-08-23 7:30:45 AM  
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2020-08-23 7:41:06 AM  
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2020-08-23 7:52:00 AM  
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2020-08-23 8:03:02 AM  

Mudd's woman: Oddly for me, I have slept like crap the last few nights -- waking up constantly (more than usual) and essentially being awake since about 3 each night.

Now I feel like complete ARSE. I really seem to do poorly without a certain amount of sleep -- an amount that others might consider...much.

I can't help it. : - (

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(actually I NEVER need my alarm clock)


I am the same I haven't needed an alarm since 2005 after I got a steering wheel to the head, it was a long time before I had a good night sleep.
Last night I fell asleep out in the living room watching Netflix and was woken up at 2ish by the roommate dying her hair and getting ready for a trip to Shenandoah park in Virginia, went to my room and fell asleepish off and on til she left then I conked out til 6. Went for my walk in the park after that and now I am home.
 
2020-08-23 8:10:09 AM  

ProcrastinationStation: bobug: random guess: Mitch Taylor's Bro: random guess: The Ice Queen: random guess: [Fark user image 425x427]
Found a QJ treasure in the archives! Gosh I miss him.

Boogers aka Minwee aka Boogie wishes to be outside [Fark user image 425x566]

You has the Boogers?!?!?!

I do's! We are trying to figure a home or transportation for him to a furever home. I'm overpopulated and living on $783 a month plus $16 Snap. He's a sweetie but I have to keep my cats away from him, they just aren't blending.

Thank you, random guess, for taking care of Q_J's Boogers (I'm sure he would've appreciated that phrasing). I see you have an Amazon wish list on your Fark profile. Is there anything you need in particular? Just say the word and I'm sure someone from the school of helper piranha will, uh, help out. :-)

Oh I forgot about the Amazon link! I should correct it and will do so momentarily. You're sneaky!
I live for my pets. Don't we all. Two dogs, a boxer and a rat terrier. Ten kitties. Four have medical issues - a diabetic named Carl. Trying to stabilize him. Mucho dineros to feed that guy!
Two seniors with chronic constipation.
One epileptic cat.
A senior declaw that was dumped on me. Snickers and Booger both need wet food. Snickers eats a can a day plus access to senior dry. Boogers is down to two cans a day from three. A tad picky about his dry I have to find a brand for him. He can eat what I can get, He was super skinny.

The poop sisters take meds everyday.  T
epileptic cat is going well as long as we keep her meds on time. She lets us know! Because that's also treats time!
I sometimes use my snap to buy chicken sshhhh. A ten pound bag of chicken quarters make a mess of good pet food.This last time I put green beans and I forget what else to stretch it out the recipe and avoid buying a hundred cans a month. Less waste. They don't like this months homemade so the dogs get a little. Spoiled all of them!

So my fridge looks like all the yummos for pets and wee spot for me! Same for the house! A sma ...

Seriously... Mail me. Brobug is in Cincy, and talking about maybe adopting an overlord. And I can send some stuff, but I will need a mailing address.

Oh!
How great would it be if BroBug adopted Boogers!?  Then he'd still be in the family!


Yeah, my best friend is also considering. Both are in love with Mo and her chin, and are now looking for kitty katties. Both are in Cincy.
 
2020-08-23 8:13:23 AM  
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Morning!
 
2020-08-23 8:18:20 AM  
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2020-08-23 8:19:37 AM  
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2020-08-23 8:21:26 AM  
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got the oven warming up now to do cinn buns
 
2020-08-23 8:23:19 AM  
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2020-08-23 8:27:27 AM  
Happy foggy morning!
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There were a ton of deer today and I gave them a wide berth because I didn't want to end up like the lady in SD that got pants and knocked out by a bison.
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It was a good walk and the driving range was real packed with people this morning.
 
2020-08-23 8:40:30 AM  

bobug: Yeah, my best friend is also considering. Both are in love with Mo and her chin, and are now looking for kitty katties. Both are in Cincy.


How are you so farking magic, bobug??
 
2020-08-23 8:41:23 AM  
Good Meowning! Ugh, woke up at 4, dosed, fell back asleep around 6 am. I made Eli wait for his breakfast today. I needed that extra sleep.
 
2020-08-23 8:49:02 AM  
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2020-08-23 8:50:50 AM  
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2020-08-23 8:54:35 AM  
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2020-08-23 8:55:58 AM  

ProcrastinationStation: Mitch Taylor's Bro: apotheosis27: Today is the heaviest of Caturdays for my family.  We have to say goodbye to our beautiful Lucy.  She's been my partner in crime for 12 wonderful years (including a couple of years in Australia!) but her kidneys have finally given up.  Have a vet coming to do the final house call today.  She'll be basking in the afternoon sun.  I'm going to miss her so much.  She's getting non-stop cuddles today.

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RIP Lucy. My condolences, apotheosis27 ::hugs::

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My mom has/had that candle holder....  perhaps the next time I'm visiting I'll take a look and rehome it with me.


I guess it was very popular. A few Caturdayers have said the same thing. I inherited it when I bought this place. Previous owner had a cat and a dog and left it for me. (Not really, she probably just forgot it.)
 
2020-08-23 8:57:37 AM  
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2020-08-23 8:59:01 AM  
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2020-08-23 9:00:33 AM  

ProcrastinationStation: And now the amazon link is gone!? How's a procrastinator supposed to send you litter?

Geez.


It's still there. It's her "website", not called out specifically as a Wish List link. ;-)
 
2020-08-23 9:00:47 AM  
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2020-08-23 9:05:11 AM  

Mitch Taylor's Bro: ProcrastinationStation: And now the amazon link is gone!? How's a procrastinator supposed to send you litter?

Geez.


It's still there. It's her "website", not called out specifically as a Wish List link. ;-)


Ah, ok!
 
2020-08-23 9:05:38 AM  
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2020-08-23 9:07:06 AM  
Don't know if I posted this but it gave me a giggle the other day.
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2020-08-23 9:08:34 AM  

Mudd's woman: Mitch Taylor's Bro:
RIP Lucy. My condolences, apotheosis27 ::hugs::

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That made me tear up.
Hugs to you for this.


Aww, thanks. I wanted to personalize it because I realized I was taking the same shot by the window for each Caturday memorial candle lighting. The treats are left over from Primo's final days. Dulce can't have them because he's on a rabbit diet and they're chicken flavor.
 
2020-08-23 9:09:23 AM  
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2020-08-23 9:15:32 AM  

valnt9: [Fark user image 720x907 Help, cat needs air]


Even if Dulce weren't indoor-only, I'm surrounded by wildfire smoke, so he'd be staying in today :-)
 
2020-08-23 9:19:40 AM  

ProcrastinationStation: random guess: Mitch Taylor's Bro: random guess: The Ice Queen: random guess: [Fark user image 425x427]
Found a QJ treasure in the archives! Gosh I miss him.

Boogers aka Minwee aka Boogie wishes to be outside [Fark user image 425x566]

You has the Boogers?!?!?!

I do's! We are trying to figure a home or transportation for him to a furever home. I'm overpopulated and living on $783 a month plus $16 Snap. He's a sweetie but I have to keep my cats away from him, they just aren't blending.

Thank you, random guess, for taking care of Q_J's Boogers (I'm sure he would've appreciated that phrasing). I see you have an Amazon wish list on your Fark profile. Is there anything you need in particular? Just say the word and I'm sure someone from the school of helper piranha will, uh, help out. :-)

Oh I forgot about the Amazon link! I should correct it and will do so momentarily. You're sneaky!
I live for my pets. Don't we all. Two dogs, a boxer and a rat terrier. Ten kitties. Four have medical issues - a diabetic named Carl. Trying to stabilize him. Mucho dineros to feed that guy!
Two seniors with chronic constipation.
One epileptic cat.
A senior declaw that was dumped on me. Snickers and Booger both need wet food. Snickers eats a can a day plus access to senior dry. Boogers is down to two cans a day from three. A tad picky about his dry I have to find a brand for him. He can eat what I can get, He was super skinny.

The poop sisters take meds everyday.  T
epileptic cat is going well as long as we keep her meds on time. She lets us know! Because that's also treats time!
I sometimes use my snap to buy chicken sshhhh. A ten pound bag of chicken quarters make a mess of good pet food.This last time I put green beans and I forget what else to stretch it out the recipe and avoid buying a hundred cans a month. Less waste. They don't like this months homemade so the dogs get a little. Spoiled all of them!

So my fridge looks like all the yummos for pets and wee spot for me! Same for the house! A small space for me, most of it's for them. I want to reincarnate as one of my pets.
I make it work. I dont buy anything for me or the house. Ugh house needs lots of work. Picture window may not last the winter!
I
thankful I have low cost vetting with Pets I Need of Greater Cincinnati. $20 visit, $5 if a tech and includes his blood draw for glucose.  $7 flea meds. (Times ten) Insulin is about $40 a vial. If needles are donated then it's $10. The food is the killer! Carl's dietitic management is $38 per flat, 3 per month and $45 for a bag of dry - don't give his as much dry. Too carby. Wish that damn cat would stabilize! He's semi friendly but I have to keep him crated because he escapes or hides for days. Turd.
Fuel to get there is sometimes an issue but we figure it out. Litter is ways an issue. Not only for cost but for dealing with it. I need the lightweight because I'm decrepit from back problems and old wet pee at litter is hard to manage in bulk.

I cram other household bills in where I can. Truck registration is past due. I know theyre being lenient which is good because truck needs repairs. I am fortunate to live in a small rural town. Not a lot of services like big cities have but a decent enough food bank and guy who will wrench on my truck and occasionally buy parts in exchange for a casserole or babysitting. We make it work.

BTW - I was in better times and fully able to care for my cats and dogs plus other peoples in my community. Then I lost the bulk of my savings and became disabled. I promise to keep a pet start to finish. I've got 4 seniors, 2 young under 4 and everyone else is middle aged. They're all castoffs I could not find homes for. I now good for a shelter but not acquiring any more! [Fark user image image 425x424]

And now the amazon link is gone!?  How's a procrastinator supposed to send you litter?

Geez.


Yes up to date now
 
2020-08-23 9:20:23 AM  
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A lazy morning so far, Isaac is in prime tripping position.
 
2020-08-23 9:24:14 AM  

Mudd's woman: Oddly for me, I have slept like crap the last few nights -- waking up constantly (more than usual) and essentially being awake since about 3 each night.

Now I feel like complete ARSE. I really seem to do poorly without a certain amount of sleep -- an amount that others might consider...much.

I can't help it. : - (

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(actually I NEVER need my alarm clock)


I feel your pain. My new doc prescribed trazodone for sleep and it's not working. I got a new bottle of melatonin and that didn't help, and the vistaril prescribed by old doc made me really sleepy the next day. I think I got maybe 3 hours of sleep, and finally gave up at 12:30 and got up early to get ready for work. 😩 It didn't help that two family members texted and woke me😕
 
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