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2020-08-21 6:13:37 AM  

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Mao needed to get Nick's attention about something, so she ran into a tree and yelled at him.  She is NOT screaming for help from me. She got down on her own just fine once Nick ran over


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2020-08-21 6:15:43 AM  

Mudd's woman: Otera: [Fark user image 425x318]

Mao needed to get Nick's attention about something, so she ran into a tree and yelled at him.  She is NOT screaming for help from me. She got down on her own just fine once Nick ran over

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XD and here I was thinking "Bast, I hope someone shops this one!!!"
 
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I think I found my building materials for Fort Asshole (my rock crawler arrived at the house yesterday).    Gotta batten down the hatches this weekend though.  Looks like that storm going through the Yucatan has a direct bead on where I live.  Bertha, the old truck, needs to be fixed (snapped alternator belt) and put in storage and the plants brought in, shade sails lowered, etc..   Buying a generator for my parents as well, they are homebound and will need at least partial power.  Will be fun fixing the truck with my hernia, will prolly get Mrs Sm66 out to help tension the belt.   Life goes on, good and so-so......😜🕉
 
2020-08-21 8:08:44 AM  
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2020-08-21 8:09:00 AM  

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I think I found my building materials for Fort Asshole (my rock crawler arrived at the house yesterday).    Gotta batten down the hatches this weekend though.  Looks like that storm going through the Yucatan has a direct bead on where I live.  Bertha, the old truck, needs to be fixed (snapped alternator belt) and put in storage and the plants brought in, shade sails lowered, etc..   Buying a generator for my parents as well, they are homebound and will need at least partial power.  Will be fun fixing the truck with my hernia, will prolly get Mrs Sm66 out to help tension the belt.   Life goes on, good and so-so......😜🕉


Oh gosh!  Hope it misses you......stay safe!
 
2020-08-21 8:15:33 AM  
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2020-08-21 8:15:41 AM  

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I think I found my building materials for Fort Asshole (my rock crawler arrived at the house yesterday).    Gotta batten down the hatches this weekend though.  Looks like that storm going through the Yucatan has a direct bead on where I live.  Bertha, the old truck, needs to be fixed (snapped alternator belt) and put in storage and the plants brought in, shade sails lowered, etc..   Buying a generator for my parents as well, they are homebound and will need at least partial power.  Will be fun fixing the truck with my hernia, will prolly get Mrs Sm66 out to help tension the belt.   Life goes on, good and so-so......😜🕉

Oh gosh!  Hope it misses you......stay safe!


We are pretty used to the storms around here, just have to prepare 😃

Here's a pic I took during Harvey, three (?!) years ago from the same window.  Water was about two feet deep, came within about a couple feet of the house:
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That storm, we got 60 inches (no kidding) over three days, measured about a half mile from here.
 
2020-08-21 8:18:25 AM  
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Friday loves taunting Kody....
 
2020-08-21 8:20:13 AM  
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Kody enjoys taunting Friday ( who enjoys burying under the picnic/puppy mat)
 
2020-08-21 8:22:34 AM  

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Friday loves taunting Kody....


I wonder what he is saying to him...
 
2020-08-21 8:46:10 AM  
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Khaleesi clawing my leg a and shorts (OW!) saying "Breakfast!!!!!"
 
2020-08-21 9:35:00 AM  
Feeling mildly better today.  Gotta get cleaned up and go out for testing this morning.  Will check back in when I return home.
 
2020-08-21 9:35:27 AM  
Djelibeybi: Mitch Taylor's Bro: Fark that Pixel: Mudd's womanOtera:

Thanks, guys :) Like I said - I was lucky. I appreciate being here, very much. And I know a lot of people have it far worse off than me. I felt so guilty being in the treatment room at the hematologists... because they're almost ALWAYS oncologists, too. Those poor people, thin as rails, in obvious pain, and desperately hoping it would work... I was desperate, because 20 mg or more of Prednisone a day can really fark with your body, but I was stable...ish. THEY were the ones who went through the fire. I just burned my heel against the fire ring.

Mr. Bobug is a good egg. He finally understood why I didn't tell him, but was still angry about it. He "didn't want me to die alone." Everyone dies alone. And it would have broken him. I didn't want to do that to him.

Life's a wonderful gift. I appreciate that gift, very, very much :)
 
2020-08-21 9:36:45 AM  
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Dresden, informing me that he does NOT shed, thank you very much. Taken yesterday afternoon.
 
2020-08-21 9:55:26 AM  
Hola! Just checking in before I head out to pick my car up  from the shop and then go out to see if the stores on my work list in the Bay Area  are on fire yet. It's been raining ash on me for the past few days no matter what part of NorCal I'm in, so  at this point I just want to get my work done while also not bursting into flame, thank you very much.

About the car - you know, they gave me a rental while they were working on my car. My car  is a 2019 Hyundai Ioniq and  I bought it brand new last year. It was a HUGE big deal for my whole family of usually poors. I was  spending about the same on gas every month as I would spend on a payment for a "cheap" hybrid vehicle, so I got a hybrid. I wanted it new, so I got a new one. I picked the Hyundai Ioniq because it was widely hailed as the best hybrid in its class and I know from experience that Hyundai makes a damn good, reliable car. I got the  base model - NO UPGRADES, DAMMIT! - because hybrids are hideously expensive anyway and that was all I could (barely) afford.

My rental was a base model 2020 Toyota Corolla. Now, before you go thinking "Oooo, now she wants an even newer car" - well, don't. It was a gasoliine-powered car, so the extra "oomph" while merging was nice, even if that extra "oomph" cost me extra money to power. The rest of the rental - I borderline hated it. I truly cannot  hand this thing back soon enough.

Every single feature and nicety that came standard in my Hyundai either didn't exist in the Corolla or was poorly placed (I'm lookin' at  YOU, USB port inside the center console with the cable-chewing lid) or a PITA to use. It was also a strange combo of analog and digital, like they didn't w ant to give up the best engineering for the kind of  dirty poor that would buy a base model Corolla. There were literal buttons on the side of the  dash screen. Like WTF??? There seemed to be another USB port outside the console where it would not eat your cable, but it was literally plugged to render it unusable because "base model". I could go on, but I won't.

I am pleased to report I am about to go pick up my car.

I am also somewhat shocked to report that my baseline level of fanciness is apparently "as f*ck". If I'd known that before, I'd have dressed better - and not eaten nachos and crumbly cookie things in my car at stop lights.

Lesson learned, appreciation found.

Also, having been without her for a whole week, I realize that I love my little car. I love her SO MUCH that I'm going to name her and  buy her something fancy yet affordable for her name day. Name suggestions welcome. Please keep the somewhat justified judgment of me being a complete dumbass  who thought my car was damn near $10K more than a comparable gas powered model *only* because of the hybrid engine to a minimum. I kinda figured that out last week.

Fancy as F*CK.   :-)

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2020-08-21 10:00:57 AM  

Diocletian's Last Cabbage: Feeling mildly better today.  Gotta get cleaned up and go out for testing this morning.  Will check back in when I return home.


Good don't get on the cart yet. When I thought I had the rona back in June (probably just a summer cold) I hated isolating myself from the roommate and Isaac and before that when she got stuck over at her BFs home because one of his roommates had it, it was just rather nerve wracking. She did come over a few times to pick up stuff and I had to lock Isaac in my room and he was flipping out when he heard her. Never saw him try to eat his way through a door before. But we are pulling for you. :D
 
2020-08-21 10:05:53 AM  
Oh we have been using this soap at work and I like i. It is rather fragrant but not overpowering.

https://www.homedepot.com/p/22-oz-Lave​nder-Sage-Home-Apothecary-Antibacteria​l-Hand-Soap-01HOAHSLAVS/313308922

The building guys gave me my very own bottle, between that and the box of meat the folks sent me I am feeling good this week.
 
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Look what I just found Khaleesi facing off against on the patio.  Odd breed of cat that is.......😜🕉

I noticed Mrs. K was acting weird out on the patio, sitting in a weird statue pose about 3 feet away from the little booger, but didn't think much of it.
 
2020-08-21 10:07:15 AM  

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Dresden, informing me that he does NOT shed, thank you very much. Taken yesterday afternoon.


If it's kitty glitter, then Blanche is a rock star diva at Carnival in Rio.

; - )

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2020-08-21 10:08:33 AM  

Real Women Drink Akvavit: Hola! Just checking in before I head out to pick my car up  from the shop and then go out to see if the stores on my work list in the Bay Area  are on fire yet. It's been raining ash on me for the past few days no matter what part of NorCal I'm in, so  at this point I just want to get my work done while also not bursting into flame, thank you very much.

About the car - you know, they gave me a rental while they were working on my car. My car  is a 2019 Hyundai Ioniq and  I bought it brand new last year. It was a HUGE big deal for my whole family of usually poors. I was  spending about the same on gas every month as I would spend on a payment for a "cheap" hybrid vehicle, so I got a hybrid. I wanted it new, so I got a new one. I picked the Hyundai Ioniq because it was widely hailed as the best hybrid in its class and I know from experience that Hyundai makes a damn good, reliable car. I got the  base model - NO UPGRADES, DAMMIT! - because hybrids are hideously expensive anyway and that was all I could (barely) afford.

My rental was a base model 2020 Toyota Corolla. Now, before you go thinking "Oooo, now she wants an even newer car" - well, don't. It was a gasoliine-powered car, so the extra "oomph" while merging was nice, even if that extra "oomph" cost me extra money to power. The rest of the rental - I borderline hated it. I truly cannot  hand this thing back soon enough.

Every single feature and nicety that came standard in my Hyundai either didn't exist in the Corolla or was poorly placed (I'm lookin' at  YOU, USB port inside the center console with the cable-chewing lid) or a PITA to use. It was also a strange combo of analog and digital, like they didn't w ant to give up the best engineering for the kind of  dirty poor that would buy a base model Corolla. There were literal buttons on the side of the  dash screen. Like WTF??? There seemed to be another USB port outside the console where it would not eat your cable, but it was literally plugged to render it u ...


Get some letters so you can spell your girls name on the back, or maybe some eylashes for the headlights he

https://www.autozone.com/exterior-dres​s-up/letter-and-number-emblems&filterB​yKeyWord=letters&fromString=search&isI​gnoreVehicle=false&newYmme=true


For some reason it wont let me link it
 
2020-08-21 10:12:59 AM  

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Look what I just found Khaleesi facing off against on the patio.  Odd breed of cat that is.......😜🕉

I noticed Mrs. K was acting weird out on the patio, sitting in a weird statue pose about 3 feet away from the little booger, but didn't think much of it.


Do you have some free-graze kibble out there that drew in the visitor?
Or is he/she just a curious little thing?
 
2020-08-21 10:13:47 AM  

Real Women Drink Akvavit: Also, having been without her for a whole week, I realize that I love my little car. I love her SO MUCH that I'm going to name her and  buy her something fancy yet affordable for her name day. Name suggestions welcome. Please keep the somewhat justified judgment of me being a complete dumbass  who thought my car was damn near $10K more than a comparable gas powered model *only* because of the hybrid engine to a minimum. I kinda figured that out last week.


I have a Hyundai Elantra ELE/coupe, and I love it, too. His name is Pookie, because he's manly, and that's a manly name :) My husband has a Velostar, which I call the Velociraptor.
 
2020-08-21 10:25:49 AM  

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Look what I just found Khaleesi facing off against on the patio.  Odd breed of cat that is.......😜🕉

I noticed Mrs. K was acting weird out on the patio, sitting in a weird statue pose about 3 feet away from the little booger, but didn't think much of it.


It's just hunting for mushroom mushroom.
 
2020-08-21 10:36:36 AM  
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2020-08-21 10:51:51 AM  

Mudd's woman: SpaceMonkey-66: [Fark user image 375x750]

Look what I just found Khaleesi facing off against on the patio.  Odd breed of cat that is.......😜🕉

I noticed Mrs. K was acting weird out on the patio, sitting in a weird statue pose about 3 feet away from the little booger, but didn't think much of it.

Do you have some free-graze kibble out there that drew in the visitor?
Or is he/she just a curious little thing?


My wife has left the trash out on the ground a couple times when the can overflowed.  I had thought Goober Pea was digging in it, but it appears I was wrong.....prolly need a second can.
 
2020-08-21 11:30:13 AM  

Real Women Drink Akvavit: Hola! Just checking in before I head out to pick my car up  from the shop and then go out to see if the stores on my work list in the Bay Area  are on fire yet. It's been raining ash on me for the past few days no matter what part of NorCal I'm in, so  at this point I just want to get my work done while also not bursting into flame, thank you very much.

About the car - you know, they gave me a rental while they were working on my car. My car  is a 2019 Hyundai Ioniq and  I bought it brand new last year. It was a HUGE big deal for my whole family of usually poors. I was  spending about the same on gas every month as I would spend on a payment for a "cheap" hybrid vehicle, so I got a hybrid. I wanted it new, so I got a new one. I picked the Hyundai Ioniq because it was widely hailed as the best hybrid in its class and I know from experience that Hyundai makes a damn good, reliable car. I got the  base model - NO UPGRADES, DAMMIT! - because hybrids are hideously expensive anyway and that was all I could (barely) afford.

My rental was a base model 2020 Toyota Corolla. Now, before you go thinking "Oooo, now she wants an even newer car" - well, don't. It was a gasoliine-powered car, so the extra "oomph" while merging was nice, even if that extra "oomph" cost me extra money to power. The rest of the rental - I borderline hated it. I truly cannot  hand this thing back soon enough.

Every single feature and nicety that came standard in my Hyundai either didn't exist in the Corolla or was poorly placed (I'm lookin' at  YOU, USB port inside the center console with the cable-chewing lid) or a PITA to use. It was also a strange combo of analog and digital, like they didn't w ant to give up the best engineering for the kind of  dirty poor that would buy a base model Corolla. There were literal buttons on the side of the  dash screen. Like WTF??? There seemed to be another USB port outside the console where it would not eat your cable, but it was literally plugged to render it u ...


Nice to hear from you. We will need a pic of said car in order to accurately name it :-)
 
2020-08-21 11:30:43 AM  

SpaceMonkey-66: [Fark user image image 375x750]

Look what I just found Khaleesi facing off against on the patio.  Odd breed of cat that is.......😜🕉

I noticed Mrs. K was acting weird out on the patio, sitting in a weird statue pose about 3 feet away from the little booger, but didn't think much of it.


Spencer followed one of those the other night. I was a little worried at first but he mostly just watched it from the top of the fences while it busied itself foraging. Spencer is smart enough not to bother things that are larger than him.
I was more worried about the skunk, hoping his kitty nose would tell him the black and white thing is not Frankie and he should not try to help himself to a mouthful of fur.
 
2020-08-21 11:31:36 AM  

Diocletian's Last Cabbage: Feeling mildly better today.  Gotta get cleaned up and go out for testing this morning.  Will check back in when I return home.


Fingers and paws crossed it's something ordinary and that you'll be well soon!
 
2020-08-21 11:35:22 AM  

groppet: Oh we have been using this soap at work and I like i. It is rather fragrant but not overpowering.

https://www.homedepot.com/p/22-oz-Lave​nder-Sage-Home-Apothecary-Antibacteria​l-Hand-Soap-01HOAHSLAVS/313308922

The building guys gave me my very own bottle, between that and the box of meat the folks sent me I am feeling good this week.


My dad loves that stuff, but a farkette recommended this to me and, despite the slight chemical odor, I like how it leaves my skin feeling moisturized instead of leathery.

https://www.cetaphil.com/us/product/g​e​ntle-skin-cleanser
 
2020-08-21 11:58:19 AM  
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2020-08-21 12:16:49 PM  

Mitch Taylor's Bro: groppet: Oh we have been using this soap at work and I like i. It is rather fragrant but not overpowering.

https://www.homedepot.com/p/22-oz-Lave​nder-Sage-Home-Apothecary-Antibacteria​l-Hand-Soap-01HOAHSLAVS/313308922

The building guys gave me my very own bottle, between that and the box of meat the folks sent me I am feeling good this week.

My dad loves that stuff, but a farkette recommended this to me and, despite the slight chemical odor, I like how it leaves my skin feeling moisturized instead of leathery.

https://www.cetaphil.com/us/product/ge​ntle-skin-cleanser


The BF has become a fan of this company:

https://drsquatch.com/

Their stuff is pretty good -- not cheap, but he really likes good soap. And their bars do last a while.

Their website is a source of entertainment, for sure.
 
2020-08-21 12:18:50 PM  
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2020-08-21 12:38:58 PM  
I did a "taxi" run today that paid $5. that is very good, since I gave the mean vet $60 on Wed leaving me $1 in my wallet and $9 in my checking acct. I'll be able to get gas for my hungry car on the next taxi run.
the vet determined my cat has plasmacytic stomatitis. I kinda had that pegged as to why Bree was bleeding from her mouth. this is the 3rd cat I've seem with this condition, ALL in GA. the other 2 were much more severe and were helped to the bridge to alleviate any more suffering. I thought I was gonna loose Bree, too. But if caught early it can be treated with steroid shots. Bree will now get a steroid shot every 3-4 weeks for the rest of her life. $$$! PS is an autoimmune malfunction that attacks any soft tissue. they don't know why it happens and there is no cure. steroids reduce the inflammation, temporarily, hence the shot every 3-4 weeks.
so, all in all it is good. other than gas I lack nothing. we will survive, Bree, too.
 
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2020-08-21 12:59:00 PM  

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LOL!

My ex-GF and I had an Akita who gave the same Every Breath You Take stare. She was firm but I spoiled the dog. I've spoiled all of my dogs over the years. Whatever protein I'm cooking for myself, I use a small skillet on the the back burner to break the dog off. Yes I've done it for cats, too! Anyway, just toss some unseasoned meat in there, don't overcook it, and then mop up the dog drool from the floor because he runs from the bowl and finds a nice corner to eat in. Almost all doggos will eat regular dog food from the bowl, but give them a sirloin and they just run off. Which is kinda what I do, too.

Cats don't drool on the floor, and I've always appreciated that.
 
2020-08-21 12:59:37 PM  
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Hot damn!  Free cat video fest! Woot!

I'll be back at some point.  Have to drive 68 miles to doctor appt., and won't get back until after 5.  One of the cats vomited all over a welcome mat, the floor, and a sheet.  Just another day ending in y in the lemurtx household.  o.O

I hope everyone is having a good week, and is looking forward to a great weekend.  Happys, no sadz.

/why yes, this IS a bookmark
 
2020-08-21 1:03:09 PM  

Mudd's woman: Mitch Taylor's Bro: groppet: Oh we have been using this soap at work and I like i. It is rather fragrant but not overpowering.

https://www.homedepot.com/p/22-oz-Lave​nder-Sage-Home-Apothecary-Antibacteria​l-Hand-Soap-01HOAHSLAVS/313308922

The building guys gave me my very own bottle, between that and the box of meat the folks sent me I am feeling good this week.

My dad loves that stuff, but a farkette recommended this to me and, despite the slight chemical odor, I like how it leaves my skin feeling moisturized instead of leathery.

https://www.cetaphil.com/us/product/ge​ntle-skin-cleanser

The BF has become a fan of this company:

https://drsquatch.com/

Their stuff is pretty good -- not cheap, but he really likes good soap. And their bars do last a while.

Their website is a source of entertainment, for sure.


I have gotten this for my dad it is like drsquatch, bars seem to last forever and about $7 each
https://dukecannon.com/
 
2020-08-21 1:12:41 PM  
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2020-08-21 1:15:26 PM  
If there is anything better than porn videos, it's cat videos. Please refrain from you p*ssy jokes. I'm gonna watch the hell out of this.
 
2020-08-21 1:18:23 PM  

groppet: Mudd's woman: Mitch Taylor's Bro: groppet: Oh we have been using this soap at work and I like i. It is rather fragrant but not overpowering.

https://www.homedepot.com/p/22-oz-Lave​nder-Sage-Home-Apothecary-Antibacteria​l-Hand-Soap-01HOAHSLAVS/313308922

The building guys gave me my very own bottle, between that and the box of meat the folks sent me I am feeling good this week.

My dad loves that stuff, but a farkette recommended this to me and, despite the slight chemical odor, I like how it leaves my skin feeling moisturized instead of leathery.

https://www.cetaphil.com/us/product/ge​ntle-skin-cleanser

The BF has become a fan of this company:

https://drsquatch.com/

Their stuff is pretty good -- not cheap, but he really likes good soap. And their bars do last a while.

Their website is a source of entertainment, for sure.

I have gotten this for my dad it is like drsquatch, bars seem to last forever and about $7 each
https://dukecannon.com/


Thanks -- I will pass that along to him. Looks like they have quite an interesting inventory too.
 
2020-08-21 1:43:53 PM  
Morning, all. *stretch*

Just skimmed the thread to catch up but still on first cuppa so it's all sort of jumbled. I'll have to go back later or something when I'm fully conscious.

Nothing exciting to report here so far, which is just how I like it. Moved a few things around my office room to open up more center floor space so I can stretch more often. My back seems happier for it this morning. Other than that, we're getting some smoke from one of the fires - the sky is a lovely shade of yellow-brown and I've been hacking like I have a hairball. Hubs is all sneezy, too. Gotta love Cali.

Otera: you've used far too many words I have to look up in this thread so far! I'll get there, but I do know two things: 1. autoimmune crap sucks, and 2. I want to pet your lizard.
 
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