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(Daily Mail)   Behold The Hedgehog's den: '...trash piled up, old porn memorabilia stuffed in overflowing boxes. His kitchen table looked like an unkempt outside porch, there were plants that had grown around the table legs and into the floor' "weeners" tag inverts   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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2020-08-20 2:44:06 PM  
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2020-08-20 2:59:02 PM  
Ron Jeremy is a filthy person? The hell you say!
 
2020-08-20 3:59:28 PM  
Can't be the only person who read this and assumed that "Behold the Hedgehog" was a Sonic fanfic character.

Heh.  It's nothin' personnel, subs.
 
2020-08-20 4:09:30 PM  
had a room mate that lived basically the same way so far as the hoarding/mess goes...so did his mom...
after seeing that kind of disgusting trash pile up close, its made me purge my belongings of a lot of crab...repeatedly.
 
2020-08-20 4:10:46 PM  
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2020-08-20 4:11:32 PM  
Eh, it's fairly bad but not nearly as bad as the description tries to make it out to be.
 
2020-08-20 4:15:31 PM  
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2020-08-20 4:16:49 PM  
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/never get tired of posting this
//he was ON an episode of Hoarders once
///he wasn't the hoarder though
 
2020-08-20 4:25:30 PM  
The apartment and building sounded like a type I remember - sure enough, I lived about 1 mile away in the early 90s. Even then - well before the game/reality show craze that quickly vaults many into temporary fame - there was always a huge population of wannabes and usedtobes faking their way along. It looked so bleak, and hardly worth the potential payoff of making it big. To me, that has some nontrivial drawbacks too, but I am a lot less comfortable with attention than many.

Ron seems stereotypical of that group - very well known for a relatively short working career that probably never paid a whole lot. But absolutely hooked and no doubt always working to impress everyone he met with his industry experiences and deals in the works.

FWIW, where I lived was pretty nice for a broke youth like I was - not sure Ron's place so close to Hollywood Blvd would be as good. But obviously we have different priorities.
 
2020-08-20 4:32:35 PM  

Stratohead: had a room mate that lived basically the same way so far as the hoarding/mess goes...so did his mom...
after seeing that kind of disgusting trash pile up close, its made me purge my belongings of a lot of crab...repeatedly.


Way to kwell a potentially embarrassing situation.
 
2020-08-20 4:38:10 PM  
What kind of woman would willing hang out with RJ--if she wasn't getting paid.

The apartment? Late-stage syphilis-induced dementia.
 
2020-08-20 4:44:40 PM  
I got his autograph once, I remember he had nasty, dirty fingernails.
 
2020-08-20 4:50:14 PM  
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That's enough internet for today.
 
2020-08-20 5:00:21 PM  
One of the most disgusting sights in porn is Ron Jeremy porking some chick.
 
2020-08-20 5:07:31 PM  
One day you're getting paid thousands of dollars to nail Ginger Lynn from behind, the next a British tabloid is running pictures of your trashed out dilapidated apartment as you await trial on rape charges.
 
2020-08-20 5:15:12 PM  

Jake Havechek: One of the most disgusting sights in porn is Ron Jeremy porking some chick.


Well, late-stage Hedgehog at any rate. Like for the past 20 years or so. Back in the 70s and 80s he wasn't always so bad. But where most of the male actors eventually got a life, stopped performing in front of the camera, and went on the better things, Jeremy never did. I don't think I've even seen any of the videos he's done in this century, but just photos of the guy show him growing steadily skeevier as time goes by.

It's kind of a shame in a way. Dude seems like even more of a slave to his dick than most men. And I have no doubt that he's guilty as hell of raping and sexually assaulting a lot of the womyn who have accused him and for which he has finally now been charged. He never would have lasted this long without many enablers who were willing to look the other way about the shiat he's been doing for years.
 
2020-08-20 5:27:50 PM  
Was there something about this guy that made you think he'd have a stylish modern looking city apartment?
 
2020-08-20 5:35:37 PM  
That is pretty much exactly how I expect someone that looks like Ron Jeremy's house to look
 
2020-08-20 5:40:05 PM  

buntz: [Fark user image image 425x289]

/never get tired of posting this
//he was ON an episode of Hoarders once
///he wasn't the hoarder though


Man, oh man.  That guy is a farking disgusting asshole.

/so is Ron Jeremy
 
2020-08-20 5:42:35 PM  

Philimus: Jake Havechek: One of the most disgusting sights in porn is Ron Jeremy porking some chick.

Well, late-stage Hedgehog at any rate. Like for the past 20 years or so. Back in the 70s and 80s he wasn't always so bad. But where most of the male actors eventually got a life, stopped performing in front of the camera, and went on the better things, Jeremy never did. I don't think I've even seen any of the videos he's done in this century, but just photos of the guy show him growing steadily skeevier as time goes by.

It's kind of a shame in a way. Dude seems like even more of a slave to his dick than most men. And I have no doubt that he's guilty as hell of raping and sexually assaulting a lot of the womyn who have accused him and for which he has finally now been charged. He never would have lasted this long without many enablers who were willing to look the other way about the shiat he's been doing for years.


No he's always been gross.
 
2020-08-20 5:45:08 PM  

Zevon's Evil Twin: What kind of woman would willing hang out with RJ--if she wasn't getting paid.

The apartment? Late-stage syphilis-induced dementia.


Setting up a diminished mental capacity defense.
 
2020-08-20 5:47:15 PM  
Anyone else this was gonna be about Chris-chan's house?
 
2020-08-20 5:53:49 PM  

johnny_vegas: buntz: [Fark user image image 425x289]

/never get tired of posting this
//he was ON an episode of Hoarders once
///he wasn't the hoarder though

Man, oh man.  That guy is a farking disgusting asshole.

/so is Ron Jeremy


That was low-hanging fruit.

And I STILL laughed out loud at it!
 
2020-08-20 5:55:39 PM  

buntz: johnny_vegas: buntz: [Fark user image image 425x289]

/never get tired of posting this
//he was ON an episode of Hoarders once
///he wasn't the hoarder though

Man, oh man.  That guy is a farking disgusting asshole.

/so is Ron Jeremy

That was low-hanging fruit.

And I STILL laughed out loud at it!


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2020-08-20 5:59:46 PM  

LowbrowDeluxe: Eh, it's fairly bad but not nearly as bad as the description tries to make it out to be.


Yeah, was expecting much worse. Looked more untidy/lazyness than true hoarding, and not too hard to clean up.
 
2020-08-20 6:06:49 PM  
Am I the only who still things that old Ron is still pretty hot? Old hairy dude like that? You know he's still a total perv.
 
2020-08-20 6:40:54 PM  
I love seeing articles like this. It lets me feel a little, slightly, kinda better about my pig pen. As I sit here Farking instead of cleaning for another day. Sigh. Someday i will do more cleaning. Any day now ...
 
2020-08-20 6:47:52 PM  

Dangl1ng: Am I the only who still things that old Ron is still pretty hot? Old hairy dude like that? You know he's still a total perv.


Clean your apartment, Ron.
 
2020-08-20 6:58:11 PM  

Fursecution: LowbrowDeluxe: Eh, it's fairly bad but not nearly as bad as the description tries to make it out to be.

Yeah, was expecting much worse. Looked more untidy/lazyness than true hoarding, and not too hard to clean up.


I'd say definite hoarding, but controlled enough that he still can walk through it at least. but you're right about lazy.  That kitchen linoleum could be mopped easily enough, and the 'black crusted death' or whatever the tabloid called it is probably just dirt from those potted plants.   It's not a good way to live, but it's hardly dangerous or a health risk or anything.
 
2020-08-20 7:09:41 PM  
I was next in line behind him at airport security last year.  Despite being escorted to the front as a "VIP", he was dirty and disheveled.  His apartment looks roughly the same as he does in person.
 
2020-08-20 7:21:24 PM  

Snapper Carr: One day you're getting paid thousands tens of dollars to nail Ginger Lynn from behind, the next a British tabloid is running pictures of your trashed out dilapidated apartment as you await trial on rape charges.



FITFY
 
2020-08-20 8:37:24 PM  
Former porn stars don't plan for the future and may not be mentally stable. Who knew?
 
2020-08-20 8:43:58 PM  

Stratohead: had a room mate that lived basically the same way so far as the hoarding/mess goes...so did his mom...
after seeing that kind of disgusting trash pile up close, its made me purge my belongings of a lot of crab...repeatedly.


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2020-08-20 8:50:45 PM  

bobobolinskii: Snapper Carr: One day you're getting paid thousands tens of dollars to nail Ginger Lynn from behind, the next a British tabloid is running pictures of your trashed out dilapidated apartment as you await trial on rape charges.


FITFY


Generally that's true for 99.9% of the male performers but there are a handful of guys that get pretty good money for a scene because they have name recognition and RJ was one of those guys
 
2020-08-20 9:09:22 PM  
Gross.
 
2020-08-20 9:43:35 PM  
They just had to get that onion ring poster in the background.

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2020-08-20 9:47:25 PM  
Doesn't matter.  Had sex.
 
2020-08-20 9:51:19 PM  
dinsdale....
 
2020-08-20 9:53:28 PM  

Stratohead: had a room mate that lived basically the same way so far as the hoarding/mess goes...so did his mom...
after seeing that kind of disgusting trash pile up close, its made me purge my belongings of a lot of crab...repeatedly.


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2020-08-20 10:15:35 PM  

Stratohead: had a room mate that lived basically the same way so far as the hoarding/mess goes...so did his mom...
after seeing that kind of disgusting trash pile up close, its made me purge my belongings of a lot of crab...repeatedly.


You got rid of the crabs? That's a good first step, and not an easy one.
 
2020-08-21 1:46:21 AM  

LowbrowDeluxe: Fursecution: LowbrowDeluxe: Eh, it's fairly bad but not nearly as bad as the description tries to make it out to be.

Yeah, was expecting much worse. Looked more untidy/lazyness than true hoarding, and not too hard to clean up.

I'd say definite hoarding, but controlled enough that he still can walk through it at least. but you're right about lazy.  That kitchen linoleum could be mopped easily enough, and the 'black crusted death' or whatever the tabloid called it is probably just dirt from those potted plants.   It's not a good way to live, but it's hardly dangerous or a health risk or anything.


That level of disarray is a sign of advanced depression-caused apathy, He's not working on an insanity plea, that is straight up the sign of total internal collapse and a lost will to live. He's not quite at the "set it all on fire with myself in the middle" phase, but you better believe that every breath he takes is filled with misery and regret.

All human choices have consequences: when you keep trying to fill the giant gaping hole in your soul and can't, and nothing you have ever tried even comes close anymore, suddenly one day you just stop caring about everything around you, get overwhelmed, and let go and stagnate and peter out.

I've seen this in a lot of broken lives, it's a damned shame.
 
2020-08-21 1:49:10 AM  
I thought he was dead up until just now.
 
2020-08-21 1:58:30 AM  

Stratohead: had a room mate that lived basically the same way so far as the hoarding/mess goes...so did his mom...
after seeing that kind of disgusting trash pile up close, its made me purge my belongings of a lot of crab...repeatedly.


Goddammit! I was just about to get rid of my butter reserves. Next time you get a "bright idea", pick up your phone!
 
2020-08-21 3:36:29 AM  
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2020-08-21 3:46:17 AM  

Mike_LowELL: Can't be the only person who read this and assumed that "Behold the Hedgehog" was a Sonic fanfic character.

Heh.  It's nothin' personnel, subs.


Hey, hey, hey, no need to drag HR into this...
 
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2020-08-21 4:09:49 AM  
That's a lot of junk.
 
2020-08-21 7:07:42 AM  

Gordon Bennett: They just had to get that onion ring poster in the background.

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Caption for that picture:

Sorry Mario, the princess is in another castle!
 
2020-08-21 10:21:45 AM  
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You're telling me THIS guy lives in a dumpster? No farking way!
 
2020-08-21 12:24:07 PM  
Oh, HOARDER. My bad.
 
2020-08-21 12:25:29 PM  
Ron is a dieting aid. Whenever I want to eat, I just look at a pic of him and lose my appetite
 
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