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(Al Jazeera)   Iran unveils new "Qassem Soleimani" ballistic missile. Experts unsure of the strategic implications of a weapon that attracts airstrikes to third-party airports   (aljazeera.com) divider line
    More: Followup, Ballistic missile, United Nations, United Nations Security Council, United States, Nuclear weapon, Jet engine, Missile, Cruise missile  
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2020-08-20 7:12:46 PM  
In response, US Authorities have announced the near-complete secret development of the Kasem Top 40 - a strategic long distance missile designed to take out up-tempo songs in low-earth orbit....
 
2020-08-20 9:15:58 PM  
Four jet engine programs: Iran must be the center of all aerospace technology.

This is what happens when people who believe in A Magic Friend in the Sky are running a country.
 
2020-08-20 9:17:37 PM  
Yeah but we have the super-duper missiles which I hear are really big and beautiful
 
2020-08-20 9:19:00 PM  
Why do they smell like Testors model glue?
 
2020-08-20 9:20:50 PM  
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Personally, I thought he was great in Zardoz, and Indiana Jones III
 
2020-08-20 9:21:51 PM  
Does this one Photoshop itself?  Or did they open source it, so it uses GIMP?
 
2020-08-20 9:22:25 PM  
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"Big badaboom"
 
2020-08-20 9:26:39 PM  

Somaticasual: In response, US Authorities have announced the near-complete secret development of the Kasem Top 40 - a strategic long distance missile designed to take out up-tempo songs in low-earth orbit....


U2's lost song NEGATIVLAND
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/ bunch of diddly shiat I tell ya
 
2020-08-20 9:27:28 PM  
In related news, Iran's Strategic Reserve of corrugated cardboard has been dangerously depleted.  Authorities had no comment on the reason.
 
2020-08-20 9:33:59 PM  
Solid state mobile ICBM.

Noice. Maybe even better than North Korea... or they will share/get the tech from them/are collaborating with them do develop this.

They only need nukes now and they too, can nuke DC if they feel like it. Just like Kim can nuke DC tonight if he wants to.
 
2020-08-20 9:34:44 PM  
System seen here, being tested, in a secret CIA photograph...

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2020-08-20 9:43:40 PM  

Peter Weyland: In related news, Iran's Strategic Reserve of corrugated cardboard has been dangerously depleted.  Authorities had no comment on the reason.


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/ Shat beats American dad
 
2020-08-20 9:45:12 PM  

Peter Weyland: In related news, Iran's Strategic Reserve of corrugated cardboard has been dangerously depleted.  Authorities had no comment on the reason.


The UN balsa embargo is sure hitting 'em where it hurts.
 
2020-08-20 9:58:35 PM  
Iran displayed locally made ballistic and cruise missiles - a move certain to anger the United States...

Who?

It's going to make the whole country angry? Like, an anthropomorphic map of the US is going to have a snarly red face?

Trump is going to feign anger and make some stupid, uninformed tweets?

I'm a little angry at the blind moron who nearly ran me off the road as I was turning into my driveway earlier. Some idiots on the other side of the world? Meh.
 
2020-08-20 10:01:05 PM  

lolmao500: Solid state mobile ICBM.

Noice. Maybe even better than North Korea... or they will share/get the tech from them/are collaborating with them do develop this.

They only need nukes now and they too, can nuke DC if they feel like it. Just like Kim can nuke DC tonight if he wants to.


I'm holding out for the giant meteor.
 
2020-08-20 10:05:20 PM  
Honestly, being as these missiles' namesake was taken out by a missile strike, they probably should have named these after someone else if they wanted them to not be blown up.  Just sayin'.
 
2020-08-20 10:14:24 PM  

toraque: Honestly, being as these missiles' namesake was taken out by a missile strike, they probably should have named these after someone else if they wanted them to not be blown up.  Just sayin'.


So no martyrs then?
 
2020-08-20 10:19:44 PM  

AbuHashish: toraque: Honestly, being as these missiles' namesake was taken out by a missile strike, they probably should have named these after someone else if they wanted them to not be blown up.  Just sayin'.

So no martyrs then?


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2020-08-20 10:39:34 PM  
Well this is totally meaningless to me and mine. I mean, nice names, but we still have the biggest, scariest military on the planet, so... *shrugs*

/now if only Trump would stop telling our diplomats to try to influence a treaty we pulled out of
 
2020-08-20 10:57:45 PM  

Nick Nostril: System seen here, being tested, in a secret CIA photograph...

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FAKE.

The Orville is not there.
 
2020-08-21 12:05:26 AM  
"That will irritate the US"? What, except falling on your hands and knees and giving praise to the Overwhelming Orange Ego *won't* irritate the US?
 
2020-08-21 12:23:59 AM  

Omnivorous: Four jet engine programs: Iran must be the center of all aerospace technology.

This is what happens when people who believe in A Magic Friend in the Sky are running a country.


I read that like six times, and I still don't get why believing in A God means you have lots of aerospace tech.
 
2020-08-21 10:59:22 AM  
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2020-08-21 1:16:08 PM  
khatores:

I'm holding out for the giant meteor.

Giant Meteor 2020.
 
2020-08-21 1:32:08 PM  

Gyrfalcon: Omnivorous: Four jet engine programs: Iran must be the center of all aerospace technology.

This is what happens when people who believe in A Magic Friend in the Sky are running a country.

I read that like six times, and I still don't get why believing in A God means you have lots of aerospace tech.


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