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(C-SPAN)   Trump to brief all Americans on Goodyear tire tariffs at 5PM ET, so tune in around 5:39   (c-span.org) divider line
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2020-08-19 1:23:24 PM  
He can cover the Mexico toll roads at the same time!
 
2020-08-19 1:26:57 PM  
Biden needs to call press conferences during the RNC.

Because this is sll about trying to steal news cycles.

Trump did the same shiat during 2016.
 
2020-08-19 1:28:39 PM  
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2020-08-19 1:29:09 PM  

wejash: Biden needs to call press conferences during the RNC.

Because this is sll about trying to steal news cycles.

Trump did the same shiat during 2016.


Other than Fox and OANN do any networks carry it live?  By now they have a cub reporter in there taking notes and play it later if anything relevant happens.  It never does.
 
2020-08-19 1:32:58 PM  
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Well I see the American Taxpayers are now gonna have to pay for a new set of tires for the Presidential Limo.
 
2020-08-19 1:35:56 PM  

BizarreMan: wejash: Biden needs to call press conferences during the RNC.

Because this is sll about trying to steal news cycles.

Trump did the same shiat during 2016.

Other than Fox and OANN do any networks carry it live?  By now they have a cub reporter in there taking notes and play it later if anything relevant happens.  It never does.


He doesn't have to be ON SCREEN to steal the news cycle.

He just has to have the talking heads discussing what he said. He breaks into Dem messaging this week by doing it.

Guaranteed: He's got WH staff scrambling around for anything he can announce that will sound substantive so the anchors have to give it SOME air.

He thinks of this entire thing as a TV reality show. Of course he's counterprogramming.
 
2020-08-19 1:38:22 PM  
Trump wants to be just like the radical left Democrats.
 
2020-08-19 1:40:11 PM  

Destructor: Trump wants to be just like the radical left Democrats.


Drew, my offer of buying a $500 Oh Fark in exchange for the ability to give negative votes to Smart and Funny is still on the table.
 
2020-08-19 1:40:46 PM  

wejash: Biden needs to call press conferences during the RNC.

Because this is sll about trying to steal news cycles.

Trump did the same shiat during 2016.


And the media accomidated him with millions of free advertising. Pricks.
 
2020-08-19 1:41:28 PM  

wejash: BizarreMan: wejash: Biden needs to call press conferences during the RNC.

Because this is sll about trying to steal news cycles.

Trump did the same shiat during 2016.

Other than Fox and OANN do any networks carry it live?  By now they have a cub reporter in there taking notes and play it later if anything relevant happens.  It never does.

He doesn't have to be ON SCREEN to steal the news cycle.

He just has to have the talking heads discussing what he said. He breaks into Dem messaging this week by doing it.

Guaranteed: He's got WH staff scrambling around for anything he can announce that will sound substantive so the anchors have to give it SOME air.

He thinks of this entire thing as a TV reality show. Of course he's counterprogramming.


Objection, sir.  He's on screen whenever he's on Twitter.
 
2020-08-19 1:42:46 PM  

I am Tom Joad's Complete Lack of Surprise: wejash: Biden needs to call press conferences during the RNC.

Because this is sll about trying to steal news cycles.

Trump did the same shiat during 2016.

And the media accomidated him with millions of free advertising. Pricks.


BREAKING NEWS: Trump said something stupid!

Every few goddamn minutes, and they were none the wiser for it.

Biden needs to up his game and start dropping F bombs, that'll get him in the news.
 
2020-08-19 1:44:26 PM  
Ahh, Trump* means the hats made in China!
What a delusional fool. If only there were a way of removing dangerous terrorists discovered to be in office.

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2020-08-19 1:46:41 PM  

snocone: Ahh, Trump* means the hats made in China!
What a delusional fool. If only there were a way of removing dangerous terrorists discovered to be in office.

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Nice accurate flag too. Though it does represent how high his followers can count.
 
2020-08-19 1:53:08 PM  
If Trump wants to have an issue with any products made and sold in America, he can start with this gem:
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Knowing Trump, he'd probably give it a glowing endorsement and tweet a pic of him eating one.
 
2020-08-19 2:01:48 PM  

null: Destructor: Trump wants to be just like the radical left Democrats.

Drew, my offer of buying a $500 Oh Fark in exchange for the ability to give negative votes to Smart and Funny is still on the table.


The point is, there is literally no point that Trump won't sink. He perceives that someone is playing dirty. He doesn't--for a single moment--think about being better than that. To him, it's a license to do exactly the same.

But uh, if my stupid observation gets me a negative smart and funny, and $500 for Fark. I'll take that arrow to the knee. For the team.
 
2020-08-19 2:09:52 PM  
https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/te​x​t/18/227

(a) Whoever, being a covered government person, with the intent to influence, solely on the basis of partisan political affiliation, an employment decision or employment practice of any private entity-

(1) takes or withholds, or offers or threatens to take or withhold, an official act, or

(2) influences, or offers or threatens to influence, the official act of another,

shall be fined under this title or imprisoned for not more than 15 years, or both, and may be disqualified from holding any office of honor, trust, or profit under the United States.

(b) In this section, the term "covered government person" means-

(1) a Senator or Representative in, or a Delegate or Resident Commissioner to, the Congress;

(2) an employee of either House of Congress; or

(3)the President, Vice President, an employee of the United States Postal Service or the Postal Regulatory Commission, or any other executive branch employee (as such term is defined under section 2105 of title 5, United States Code).


Hey Pelosi, start warming up that second impeachment....
 
2020-08-19 2:21:07 PM  

null: If Trump wants to have an issue with any products made and sold in America, he can start with this gem:
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Knowing Trump, he'd probably give it a glowing endorsement and tweet a pic of him eating one.


I'd eat them
 
2020-08-19 2:26:02 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: I'd eat them


They have natural flavor. (and artificial.) And they're blue. What's not to like?
 
2020-08-19 2:26:18 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: null: If Trump wants to have an issue with any products made and sold in America, he can start with this gem:
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Knowing Trump, he'd probably give it a glowing endorsement and tweet a pic of him eating one.

I'd eat them


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Have some blue syrup for with your blue waffles.
 
2020-08-19 2:29:33 PM  
Somebody needs to look at who makes the tires for his precedental limmo....
 
2020-08-19 2:35:29 PM  

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Well I see the American Taxpayers are now gonna have to pay for a new set of tires for the Presidential Limo.


....oops.
 
2020-08-19 2:58:12 PM  

null: If Trump wants to have an issue with any products made and sold in America, he can start with this gem:
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Knowing Trump, he'd probably give it a glowing endorsement and tweet a pic of him eating one.


"Is it made from real mermaids?"
 
2020-08-19 3:53:20 PM  

elvisaintdead: null: [cdn.carbuzz.com image 840x560]

Well I see the American Taxpayers are now gonna have to pay for a new set of tires for the Presidential Limo.

....oops.


Guess he ain't going anywhere until they find someone who makes the special run-flats that will fit the limo.

Too bad, no golf for him unless he takes the helicopter the entire way.

/supposedly the tires on Air Force One are Goodyears too.
 
2020-08-19 4:31:50 PM  
I think we have a new topic to add to the bingo card today.
 
2020-08-19 4:32:35 PM  

wejash: Biden needs to call press conferences during the RNC.

Because this is sll about trying to steal news cycles.

Trump did the same shiat during 2016.


the convention isn't until later tonight.
 
2020-08-19 4:38:20 PM  
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2020-08-19 4:38:33 PM  
Oh, ffs.  Get a grip Donny-boy.
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2020-08-19 4:38:51 PM  
Remember when US Presidents threatened companies over things like pollution, monopolies and price gouging?  Good times.
 
2020-08-19 4:40:27 PM  

null: If Trump wants to have an issue with any products made and sold in America, he can start with this gem:
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Knowing Trump, he'd probably give it a glowing endorsement and tweet a pic of him eating one.


Those intrigue me. I'm going to do an image search for more of those blue waffles.
 
2020-08-19 4:40:27 PM  
So, when are the tires gerting replaced?
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2020-08-19 4:40:43 PM  
Are Trumpists actually boycotting Goodyear if they are too poor to afford their tires?
 
2020-08-19 4:42:46 PM  
Sooner or later you'll own Generals
Youtube yHLOk5lXhqw
 
2020-08-19 4:43:24 PM  
He does know that whole story is fake, right?  For someone who screams "FAKE NEWS" all the time, he certainly has difficulty realizing the actual thing.
 
2020-08-19 4:43:44 PM  

stoli n coke: wejash: Biden needs to call press conferences during the RNC.

Because this is sll about trying to steal news cycles.

Trump did the same shiat during 2016.

the convention isn't until later tonight.


Trump doesnt understand time zones
 
2020-08-19 4:44:02 PM  

I am Tom Joad's Complete Lack of Surprise: null: If Trump wants to have an issue with any products made and sold in America, he can start with this gem:
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Knowing Trump, he'd probably give it a glowing endorsement and tweet a pic of him eating one.

"Is it made from real mermaids?"


Of course not. It's made of manatees.
 
2020-08-19 4:44:13 PM  
Hey, Trump...

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2020-08-19 4:47:03 PM  
Trump will announce that he personally killed the king of Covid.  Now, Covid must leave his land as long as he reigns.
 
2020-08-19 4:47:36 PM  
That Trump... he's tired. Doesn't he look tired? It hasn't been a good year for him.
 
2020-08-19 4:50:56 PM  
Well....2020 has been a pretty crap-tacular year so far.

/... But a Biden/Harris win would make for a good year after all!
 
2020-08-19 4:51:47 PM  
5:30?  Ugh.
 
2020-08-19 4:52:13 PM  
Why won't this worthless piece of shiat just goddamn die already? I'm tired of sharing a planet with him. I'm tired of knowing he exists somewhere, stealing oxygen from people who need it. Just fark off and leave the rest of us in peace, asshole.
 
2020-08-19 4:52:38 PM  
CSPAN has Blondie. Maybe he is stuck somewhere?
 
2020-08-19 4:53:24 PM  
The media needs to stop airing these.
 
2020-08-19 4:53:28 PM  
President Trumpholds a news conference at the White House to provide an update on his administration's ongoing response to the coronavirus pandemic.

Nope. That's not what it's gonna be about it all. It's gonna be him bashing Democrats for an hour. You news media fall for this sh*t every time, hook line, and sinker. You put him on LIVE TV and give an hour campaign ad to bash anyone he wants.
 
2020-08-19 4:54:22 PM  
I guess she was the warmup act. As she ran out she said something bunkie being crowbarred through a door somewhere.
 
2020-08-19 4:56:08 PM  

Walker: President Trumpholds a news conference at the White House to provide an update on his administration's ongoing response to the coronavirus pandemic.

Nope. That's not what it's gonna be about it all. It's gonna be him bashing Democrats for an hour. You news media fall for this sh*t every time, hook line, and sinker. You put him on LIVE TV and give an hour campaign ad to bash anyone he wants.


Fortunately it seems that very few are actually broadcasting these disasters.  There aren't even as many streams as there used to be.
 
2020-08-19 5:00:42 PM  
For the love of god, stop giving this cretin attention! He just keeps calling these because he can't have rallies. For focke's sake!
 
2020-08-19 5:03:45 PM  
What a time to be alive with the POTUS attacking a business for making sure all of its employees follow policy.

Something should cancel this troglodyte's ability to breathe.
 
2020-08-19 5:04:24 PM  
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2020-08-19 5:06:44 PM  
Well, while we're waiting here's the beautiful weather we're having here in the Bay Area:

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Just keeps getting more and more hazy.  Maybe smoke kills C19?  I'ma go with that.
 
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