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(NHL)   Five game fives today, the first four of them being elimination games. Things start at NoonET so time your 'sick day' accordingly. Come for the blood, stay for the "Nooo, we don't want to go back to our families & the honey do list...". ATCE y'all   (nhl.com) divider line
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2020-08-19 8:23:18 AM  
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2020-08-19 8:36:02 AM  
Might we be having Pasta for supper? Wednesday is Prince Spaghetti Day after all...
 
2020-08-19 8:42:49 AM  
Noon huh?  I may need to escape the library a few minutes early...

_/Wed morning is my 'get out of the house & go volunteer there' day/time
_/_/The Conscious Sucking Chair struck again last night.  Was over there watching the I/C game & the first period of the K/B game & then I woke up about two with both my back & neck screaming...ah well.
 
2020-08-19 8:45:46 AM  

tommyl66: Might we be having Pasta for supper? Wednesday is Prince Spaghetti Day after all...


Anthony! Anthony! Prince Spaghetti Commercial
Youtube P8ti1hnLiLw
 
2020-08-19 8:49:02 AM  
Hopefully this isn't the last time I use this gif this season. 
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2020-08-19 10:08:33 AM  
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2020-08-19 10:09:52 AM  
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2020-08-19 10:39:31 AM  
Been watching the late night games due to work, which means I'll have to deal with Pierre fellating Ryan O'Reilly tonight. I swear, during Game 4, there was one moment where he said "O'Reilly" in the exact same tone that Darryl and Squirrely Dan from Letterkenny use when they say "Bonnie McMurray." It was freaking creepy.
 
2020-08-19 10:48:19 AM  

Recoil Therapy: Noon huh?  I may need to escape the library a few minutes early...

_/Wed morning is my 'get out of the house & go volunteer there' day/time


I'm pretty sure that half the videos on the internets are chicks getting off in libraries. Very cagey move on the part of the libraries to pretend that they abhor such behavior while accepting the free advertising.

Very glad there is no video of a male Ohio State fan conducting research in a library where the "action news reporter" later goes to the guy's front lawn and gets in a confrontation with the guy's father, that'd just be embarrassing.

Once saw a young lass working as a volunteer in a hoop skirt and roller skates looking like she came out of the 50's (at least the stereotypical version), she was lovely.

Ooooooooh, that reminds me. I need to see if there was a conclusion to that "A1 bottles randomly placed in a library" story.

You're welcome for enriching your life with the vital update on my thoughts concerning libraries.
 
2020-08-19 10:53:19 AM  
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2020-08-19 10:56:23 AM  
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2020-08-19 10:57:02 AM  
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2020-08-19 11:38:47 AM  
Well, awake and a meeting has happened. Time to fire up the tv in the living room and work in the dining room. Direct view from one to the other. We'll see what happens.
 
2020-08-19 11:38:58 AM  

Count_Crackula: Been watching the late night games due to work, which means I'll have to deal with Pierre fellating Ryan O'Reilly tonight.



At your house?
 
2020-08-19 11:45:46 AM  
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2020-08-19 11:46:29 AM  
And now your Hockey Fark Thread Cliché Checklist:
1.       Lame headline from ESPN, greenlit the night before.
2.       Johnny Sex.
3.       Hating on Bergman.
4.       SOON.jpg
5.       Simpsons Hockey Time.jpg
6.       Quarantine/Self-isolate yourself, Pierre.
7.       Shut Up, Milbury.
8.       Too Much Man.
9.       Intermission GIF Party.
10.   Time Outs are so Disrespectful.
11.   Danger Zone.
12.   Pointing and laughing at the NBA threads.
13.   Game On.
14.   Goonjuice.
15.   Bonus Hockey.
16.   Gredunza.
17.   TIED.
18.   UNTIED.
19.   Damn early/late starts.
20.   The Dreaded 2 goal lead.
21.   Mastodon.
22.   "The play is under review."
23.   Reviewitorium.gif
24.   Questionable calls by the refs (most of the game).
25.   Refs put the whistles away (last 10 minutes of regulation and all of OT).
26.   Pics of Dinner.
27.   Fresh Prince OT GIF.
28.   Badge Talk/Token post for keeping badge eligibility alive.
29.   Handbags.
30.   Glass Pounders.
31.   {Team} because {Player}
32.   Mocking Canadians.
33.   Mocking Americans.
34.   Fark Cancer.
35.   Fark COVID.
36.   Delay of game penalty for puck over glass is the stupidest penalty.
37.   Get rid of the trapezoid.
38.   Elliotte Friedman's beard.
39.   TING!
40.   Long Change:  DRINK!
41.   DAGGER!
42.   "I wish I got 2 minutes for hooking."
43.   Slash GIF.
44.   Active Stick:  DRINK!
45.   Checkin' The Chiclets.
46.   References to hockey movies (Slap Shot, Mighty Ducks, Goon, Youngblood, etc.)
47.   The goalie just said fark it and left.
48.   Penalty Murder Death Killed.
49.   Post 'shops, macros and images hyping your team.
50.   Post 'shops, macros and images mocking your teams opponent
51.   Oh God ________ is reffing tonight
52.   Annoying Leafs fans
53.   ITG Bruins Fans
54.   Annoying Penguins Airhorn Fans
55.   Trolling for Penguins fans
56.   __________ is strong in this advanced stat
57.   __________ is weak in this advanced sat
58.   Neither team has the edge in this advanced stat
59.   This advanced stat is constantly overlooked
60.   STFU about advanced stats
61.   ICE GIRLS!!!!
62.   Atlantic Division complaining
63.   Giant, in depth post from desertgeek
64.   Why is this guy in the lineup?
65.   Why isn't this guy in the lineup?
66.   Someone gives up mid-game and goes looking for beer
67.   Someone comes back late and finds their team has tied/taken the lead
68.   The Docisms of Doc Emrick
69.   (Goalies name here) says NO!
 
2020-08-19 11:51:22 AM  
hockey!
 
2020-08-19 11:56:39 AM  
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/Pasta would be nice for an early supper.
 
2020-08-19 12:02:11 PM  
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2020-08-19 12:03:39 PM  
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2020-08-19 12:04:26 PM  
Jackets getting the shaft and the early game, AGAIN
 
2020-08-19 12:04:56 PM  
What the Fark is going on with NBCSN?
 
2020-08-19 12:05:13 PM  
Christ, who the fark is working the truck? They can't stop interrupting themselves w/ the same ad.
 
2020-08-19 12:08:10 PM  

Trocadero: Christ, who the fark is working the truck? They can't stop interrupting themselves w/ the same ad.


Betteman
 
2020-08-19 12:20:49 PM  

sortarican: What the Fark is going on with NBCSN?


Trocadero: Christ, who the fark is working the truck? They can't stop interrupting themselves w/ the same ad.


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2020-08-19 12:21:25 PM  
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2020-08-19 12:21:41 PM  
Well, poop
 
2020-08-19 12:23:52 PM  
god can i just say fark you to geico for giving me negative thoughts about rocky and bullwinkle?
 
2020-08-19 12:24:55 PM  
Dreade
 
2020-08-19 12:25:11 PM  
d
 
2020-08-19 12:25:37 PM  
Dreaded Lightning.
 
2020-08-19 12:26:14 PM  
Just sat down to see the delayed penalty and immediate go for the Bolts to get the dreaded lead.
 
2020-08-19 12:27:34 PM  
 
2020-08-19 12:27:38 PM  
Hey Columbus...

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2020-08-19 12:27:40 PM  

I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: Dreaded Lightning.


I have been hearing this all week with storms moving through and causing fires.
 
2020-08-19 12:29:21 PM  
what a poke check! i was sure columbus was getting one back there
 
2020-08-19 12:30:11 PM  
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2020-08-19 12:30:52 PM  
poke check save by Vassilevsky, and surprisingly, not a trip.
 
2020-08-19 12:30:54 PM  
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2020-08-19 12:31:39 PM  
i have it muted. what was the penalty?
 
2020-08-19 12:31:45 PM  
alright, I hope you didn't have "old school" on your drinking game list, because if you did, you're dead and it's not even 1pm.
 
2020-08-19 12:32:02 PM  

dietbubba: i have it muted. what was the penalty?


Slashing
 
2020-08-19 12:32:11 PM  
NHL and Milbury be looking at the Bolts-Jerks series and

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2020-08-19 12:32:17 PM  

dietbubba: i have it muted. what was the penalty?


the slash right before the poke check
 
2020-08-19 12:32:37 PM  

RminusQ: alright, I hope you didn't have "old school" on your drinking game list, because if you did, you're dead and it's not even 1pm.


FUUUUUUUUU...
 
2020-08-19 12:33:10 PM  
Oh Captain my Captain!
 
2020-08-19 12:33:17 PM  
It is kind of amazing how dry/disinterested sounding some of the teams' radio commentators can be.
 
2020-08-19 12:33:38 PM  
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2020-08-19 12:33:41 PM  
Undreaded.
 
2020-08-19 12:33:46 PM  
nice rebound goal
 
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