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(TC Palm)   Subject is pantsless; repeat pantsless. Well, maybe. She may or may not be topless. Be advised nearest nudist colony is 23 miles away   (tcpalm.com) divider line
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    More: Silly, Nudity, St. Lucie County, Florida, Naturism, INDIAN RIVER COUNTY, alleged naked lady, Sunnier Palms, Sunnier Palms Nudist Park, case of the expectorating lady  
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4488 clicks; posted to Main » on 18 Aug 2020 at 3:31 PM (2 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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cman [OhFark]
2020-08-18 2:52:55 PM  
Post the pics so we can really see what the truth is
 
TWX
2020-08-18 2:59:35 PM  
Hmmm.  I was under the impression that for either toplessness or bottomlessness to be the appropriate terminology, the either bottoms or tops were required.  Otherwise the individual is simply naked.
 
Naido [TotalFark]
2020-08-18 3:11:44 PM  
"I could not tell if she was wearing panties despite having no pants on,"

That is probably *not* a good sign.  I think I'm fine without pics, thankyouverymuch
 
wademh
2020-08-18 3:16:09 PM  
I have little to no judgement about her lack of clothing but I find that spitting on other people is repugnant.
Sadly, there is this unfortunate correlation arising with the aversion to clothing and the aversion to decency.
Dear idiots, please wear cloths. Otherwise, let it all hang out.
 
TWX
2020-08-18 3:23:07 PM  

Naido: "I could not tell if she was wearing panties despite having no pants on,"

That is probably *not* a good sign.  I think I'm fine without pics, thankyouverymuch


Ninja thong?
 
Rev. Skarekroe
2020-08-18 3:36:54 PM  
There ought to be a law that says you can't wear pants the same color as your skin.
 
The Irresponsible Captain [TotalFark]
2020-08-18 3:39:32 PM  
If god had meant for us to wear clothes we wouldn't be born naked.
 
inglixthemad
2020-08-18 3:44:12 PM  

cman: Post the pics so we can really see what the truth is


Age 48 and still acting like an 18 year old college girl. Get drunk, show off the boobs thinking she's a sexy thang. Unfortunately age has apparently made her angry, since she is spitting on people.
 
whitroth
2020-08-18 3:46:07 PM  
"Interesting" article. "She was naked, and she took off her dress."

In that order?
 
Harry Freakstorm [BareFark]
2020-08-18 3:46:53 PM  
The article suggests nudists are migratory


There is such a place 23 miles away from where the alleged naked lady was encountered in Indian River County.

That spot is west of Fort Pierce in St. Lucie County and is known as Sunnier Palms Nudist Park and Campground.

Hehehehe Sunnier Palms....   heheheheh
 
Madman drummers bummers [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-08-18 3:49:35 PM  
Oh, sure, someone not wearing clothes gets descended upon by the cops, but they don't wear a mask and *shrug* nothing we can do.
 
40 degree day
2020-08-18 3:54:25 PM  

cman: Post the pics so we can really see what the truth is


Be careful what you wish for.
 
FarkingSmurf
2020-08-18 3:55:18 PM  
Linked article: More: Woman denied vodka uses vacuum as weapon?

Seems like a reasonable course of action.
 
OtherLittleGuy [BareFark]
2020-08-18 4:02:49 PM  
No pics? No search for name?

Might as well take your pick what the suspect looked like.
 
grokca [TotalFark]
2020-08-18 4:04:46 PM  
Odder and odder
 
Interceptor1
2020-08-18 4:32:27 PM  
Hmm, my sister just moved down there.
 
FirstDennis
2020-08-18 4:34:58 PM  

cman: Post the pics so we can really see what the truth is


Don't listen to to cman. Don't!
 
MarkMartinFan
2020-08-18 4:39:18 PM  
My BIL and his 4th wife live in that "trailer park' in the winter. No visitor allowed, even relatives. You have to work in the office or around the park 50 hours a month to live there and you must be accepted by a vote of the current residents.
 
OccamsWhiskers
2020-08-18 4:45:15 PM  
Topless and/or naked woman: multiple 911 calls.
 
TWX
2020-08-18 4:49:38 PM  

Rev. Skarekroe: There ought to be a law that says you can't wear pants the same color as your skin.


I'm sorry but I cannot approve such blanket legislation:

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OtherLittleGuy [BareFark]
2020-08-18 5:55:52 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: No pics? No search for name?

Might as well take your pick what the suspect looked like.


Mine is Brooke Burke, and I'm sticking to it.
 
whitroth
2020-08-18 6:49:13 PM  

OccamsWhiskers: Topless and/or naked woman: multiple 911 calls.


Shouldn't those be the non-emergency number?
 
SBinRR [OhFark]
2020-08-18 7:06:12 PM  
"Hey lady, get back to The Villages!"
 
Another Government Employee
2020-08-18 7:58:13 PM  
Is the Florida tag hungover?

Some of the most entertaining COPS episodes were filmed in Indian River County. Everyone is an escapee from Margaritaville.
 
RedVentrue
2020-08-18 8:28:44 PM  
I like how well written the report was. Spelling = A+
 
Loren
2020-08-19 1:00:44 PM  

Naido: "I could not tell if she was wearing panties despite having no pants on,"

That is probably *not* a good sign.  I think I'm fine without pics, thankyouverymuch


I read that as he didn't see panties but also didn't see the lack of panties--quite possibly meaning flesh-colored panties.

wademh: I have little to no judgement about her lack of clothing but I find that spitting on other people is repugnant.
Sadly, there is this unfortunate correlation arising with the aversion to clothing and the aversion to decency.
Dear idiots, please wear cloths. Otherwise, let it all hang out.


Yup.  I don't give a hoot if she's naked.  I can't see a sufficient state interest to prohibit nudity (although I do see a sufficient interest in prohibiting naked sitting on public seating) but spitting on people is wrong no matter what you're wearing.
 
SoundOfOneHandWanking [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-08-19 1:37:33 PM  

Naido: "I could not tell if she was wearing panties despite having no pants on,"

That is probably *not* a good sign.  I think I'm fine without pics, thankyouverymuch


Maybe next time, the cop will wear pants.
 
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