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(Tampa Bay Times)   How are Floridians coping with the need for public bathrooms during the pandemic? As Abraham Lincoln said, "Anything's a urinal if you're brave enough"   ( divider line
    More: Florida, Pinellas County, Florida, Tampa, Florida, Towel, Restrooms, Urination, Bathroom, Toilet, Bathtub  
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2020-08-18 5:03:37 PM  
5 votes:

Twilight Farkle: [Fark user image image 480x640]

I know that is funny but that thing actually spreads viruses about 800% faster than normal dryers just with regular use.
2020-08-18 4:30:20 PM  
5 votes:
Government: You need to wash your hands frequently.

Also Government: We're going to lock up all public sinks so you can't use them.
2020-08-18 4:49:55 PM  
2 votes:
it's Florida, go wherever you want.
2020-08-18 4:44:25 PM  
2 votes:
Such a tremendous issue.

Sometimes I've had to go pee and had to find a place. I saw no need to write an article about it. And I've seen women squat down and go on a spot they chose, sometimes right in the street, and that wasn't worthy of mention, although I'm mentioning it now to prove that it wasn't worthy of mention.
2020-08-18 4:34:11 PM  
2 votes:
I ... purchased two of those portable urinals shown in the article in January. One was a gift; the other was for me to try it out so I could know whether to apologize or laugh when my cousin received hers. Hers. HERS. I also bought a silicone women's standing urinal funnel thing for her. There's an elaborate back story, but suffice to say, I'm now considered the extended family's expert on portable toilets.

Because I also sent a stylish porta potty / foot stool (heh) with absorbent gel packs to another relative.

2020-08-18 5:18:39 PM  
1 vote:
You flush the toilet/urinal, and you leave. If you flush the toilet/urinal, then stand over it, staring downward with a gaping maw, huffing and puffing from either curiosity or obesity, you're fulfilling your destiny.
2020-08-18 4:48:24 PM  
1 vote:
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