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(Tampa Bay Times)   How are Floridians coping with the need for public bathrooms during the pandemic? As Abraham Lincoln said, "Anything's a urinal if you're brave enough"   (tampabay.com) divider line
    More: Florida, Pinellas County, Florida, Tampa, Florida, Towel, Restrooms, Urination, Bathroom, Toilet, Bathtub  
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2020-08-18 2:32:23 PM  
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2020-08-18 4:26:25 PM  

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weird urinal
 
2020-08-18 4:30:20 PM  
Government: You need to wash your hands frequently.

Also Government: We're going to lock up all public sinks so you can't use them.
 
2020-08-18 4:34:11 PM  
I ... purchased two of those portable urinals shown in the article in January. One was a gift; the other was for me to try it out so I could know whether to apologize or laugh when my cousin received hers. Hers. HERS. I also bought a silicone women's standing urinal funnel thing for her. There's an elaborate back story, but suffice to say, I'm now considered the extended family's expert on portable toilets.

Because I also sent a stylish porta potty / foot stool (heh) with absorbent gel packs to another relative.

YOU GET WHAT YOU GET IF YOU'RE RELATED TO ME.
 
2020-08-18 4:42:36 PM  
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2020-08-18 4:44:25 PM  
Such a tremendous issue.

Sometimes I've had to go pee and had to find a place. I saw no need to write an article about it. And I've seen women squat down and go on a spot they chose, sometimes right in the street, and that wasn't worthy of mention, although I'm mentioning it now to prove that it wasn't worthy of mention.
 
2020-08-18 4:48:24 PM  
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2020-08-18 4:49:55 PM  
it's Florida, go wherever you want.
 
2020-08-18 4:52:32 PM  
Convicted Felon and Possible Child Rapist Dinesh D'Souza wants to create a company that charges you to have your kid pee in their urinal.
 
2020-08-18 4:54:27 PM  
Honest to God...I work at a non-profit and just last week a guy came in and asked to use the bathroom. They're closed due to the virus, he was told. So he went out the front door and took a nice, big dump on the sidewalk outside our offices. Then came in and shopped with his wife. Wanna guess who got to clean that up??
 
2020-08-18 5:00:47 PM  
A story about public bathrooms in the Tampa Bay area with no mention of Little St. Mary's?
 
2020-08-18 5:02:04 PM  
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Didn't Delbert Grady confront Jack Torrance in this bathroom?
 
2020-08-18 5:03:37 PM  

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I know that is funny but that thing actually spreads viruses about 800% faster than normal dryers just with regular use.
 
2020-08-18 5:18:39 PM  
You flush the toilet/urinal, and you leave. If you flush the toilet/urinal, then stand over it, staring downward with a gaping maw, huffing and puffing from either curiosity or obesity, you're fulfilling your destiny.
 
2020-08-18 5:22:26 PM  

OliveJuiceJones: Honest to God...I work at a non-profit and just last week a guy came in and asked to use the bathroom. They're closed due to the virus, he was told. So he went out the front door and took a nice, big dump on the sidewalk outside our offices. Then came in and shopped with his wife. Wanna guess who got to clean that up??


His wife must be so proud.
 
2020-08-18 5:27:02 PM  
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2020-08-18 5:34:53 PM  
In the alley, like any other drunk male adult.
 
2020-08-18 7:25:14 PM  
So Mumblebjork doesn't have a new song? Dammit
 
2020-08-18 7:52:19 PM  
I don't know. This whole story/thread reminds me of Oklahoma's favorite son:

"There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves."
Will Rogers
 
2020-08-18 7:59:18 PM  
"Even for guys, going outside still seems kind of barbaric and kind of illegal," Trevor Nolan said. "God forbid you get an indecent exposure charge and become a sexual offender just because you didn't want to go into a public bathroom."


a woman would say that
 
2020-08-18 8:42:41 PM  
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2020-08-18 9:34:41 PM  
Solution: small travel trailer.  We traveled from AZ to FL and from FL to NY without ever having a face to face interaction with another human being, and without having to use public restrooms.

I didn't know how valuable it would be when I built it, winter before last.
 
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