Skip to content
 
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Detroit Free Press)   Gretchen Whitmer mouthed expletive on hot mic prior to DNC speech   (freep.com) divider line
    More: Giggity, Republican Party, Gov. Gretchen Whitmer, Democratic National Committee, Shark Week, Michigan Senate, Democratic Party, Lansing, Michigan, Republican National Convention  
•       •       •

6162 clicks; posted to Politics » on 18 Aug 2020 at 2:34 PM (9 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



110 Comments     (+0 »)
 
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


Oldest | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | » | Newest | Show all

 
2020-08-18 11:46:33 AM  
Hot Mic's whatsit got filterpwned.
 
2020-08-18 11:52:26 AM  
Large-breasted, attractive woman in position of authority says, 'motherfu&ker" out loud.


Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2020-08-18 11:54:22 AM  
Can we make, "It's Shark Week, mother farkers" the campaign slogan?
 
2020-08-18 12:16:46 PM  

Nuuu: Can we make, "It's Shark Week, mother farkers" the campaign slogan?


Sounds like a good ad for Shark Week.  Discovery Channel should be paying her for that great idea
 
2020-08-18 12:18:41 PM  

Nuuu: Can we make, "It's Shark Week, mother farkers" the campaign slogan?


I wouldn't be surprised if you can already find T-shirts for sale online.
 
2020-08-18 12:48:06 PM  

Badmoodman: Large-breasted, attractive woman in position of authority says, 'motherfu&ker" out loud.


[Fark user image 800x479]


media.makeameme.orgView Full Size
 
2020-08-18 12:57:24 PM  
Laura Cox, chairwoman of the Michigan Republican Party, reacted to the apparent gaffe on Twitter Tuesday morning.
"Whitmer will do anything for press since she was flat and uninspiring," Cox said.


Way to end an amusing, light piece by sucking the joy out of a spontaneous moment solely for the appearance of neutrality.
 
2020-08-18 1:37:57 PM  

Iamos: Laura Cox, chairwoman of the Michigan Republican Party, reacted to the apparent gaffe on Twitter Tuesday morning.
"Whitmer will do anything for press since she was flat and uninspiring," Cox said.

Way to end an amusing, light piece by sucking the joy out of a spontaneous moment solely for the appearance of neutrality.


I hate being "that guy," but flat is not an adjective that describes Whitmer.
 
2020-08-18 2:37:26 PM  
Republicans calling for her to resign in 3....2....

/meanwhile Trump raped 13-year-olds
 
2020-08-18 2:38:56 PM  
Im sure that's going to cause much pearl clutching in the dainty and demure city of Detroit.
 
2020-08-18 2:39:14 PM  
Well that's gonna gonna cause those West Michigan bible thumpers to clap their ears in disbelief.
 
2020-08-18 2:39:24 PM  
I was hoping for something a little more salacious
 
2020-08-18 2:39:47 PM  
Better than a Hot Carl.
 
2020-08-18 2:40:36 PM  

Walker: Republicans calling for her to resign in 3....2....

/meanwhile Trump raped 13-year-olds


I'm anticipating another round of Democrats being called hypocritical for complaining about Trump's "grab 'em by the pussy" comment. Democrats use bad words too!

(Not that I want another round of that, it was a spectacular exercise in missing the point the first time around.)
 
2020-08-18 2:40:57 PM  
Laura Cox, chairwoman of the Michigan Republican Party, reacted to the apparent gaffe on Twitter Tuesday morning.
"Whitmer will do anything for press since she was flat and uninspiring," Cox said.

Every accusation is a confession.
 
2020-08-18 2:41:06 PM  

Iamos: Laura Cox, chairwoman of the Michigan Republican Party, reacted to the apparent gaffe on Twitter Tuesday morning.
"Whitmer will do anything for press since she was flat and uninspiring," Cox said.

Way to end an amusing, light piece by sucking the joy out of a spontaneous moment solely for the appearance of neutrality.


At least Laura Cox didn't share what she mouthed about Michelle Obama.
 
2020-08-18 2:41:17 PM  

Crewmannumber6: I was hoping for something a little more salacious


Same. That wasn't really worthy of being 'news'.
 
2020-08-18 2:41:37 PM  
Sounds like my kinda lady
 
2020-08-18 2:41:42 PM  
the idea of her behaving like a polite, NPR Joe Exotic behind closed doors is hilarious.
 
2020-08-18 2:41:58 PM  

SirEattonHogg: Well that's gonna gonna cause those West Michigan bible thumpers to clap their ears in disbelief.


Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2020-08-18 2:42:01 PM  
In other news, Samuel L. Jackson just volunteered to record Whitmer's re-election campaign ads.
 
2020-08-18 2:42:06 PM  

adamgreeney: Iamos: Laura Cox, chairwoman of the Michigan Republican Party, reacted to the apparent gaffe on Twitter Tuesday morning.
"Whitmer will do anything for press since she was flat and uninspiring," Cox said.

Way to end an amusing, light piece by sucking the joy out of a spontaneous moment solely for the appearance of neutrality.

I hate being "that guy," but flat is not an adjective that describes Whitmer.


I won't believe it till i see it.
 
2020-08-18 2:42:07 PM  
Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2020-08-18 2:42:09 PM  
It only makes me love her more - welcome to the show, Gen X - and glad we finally got there.
 
2020-08-18 2:42:46 PM  

stoli n coke: In other news, Samuel L. Jackson just volunteered to record Whitmer's re-election campaign ads.


🤣😂🤣
 
2020-08-18 2:42:51 PM  
Fark user image
 
2020-08-18 2:43:12 PM  
Without that extra preposition, headline takes an interesting turn.
 
2020-08-18 2:44:38 PM  

Nuuu: Can we make, "It's Shark Week, mother farkers" the campaign slogan?


"You cannot defeat us in 2020. The Trump Train cannot be derailed. Our boat flotillas prove our popularity!"
Fark user imageView Full Size

"Its Shark Week, motherfarker."
Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2020-08-18 2:45:17 PM  
It's shark week and Trump is a slow, stupid, old seal who deserves to be lunch.
 
2020-08-18 2:45:32 PM  
That must be some Republican's fetish.
 
2020-08-18 2:45:34 PM  
What would she know about sharks

Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2020-08-18 2:45:57 PM  

Iamos: Laura Cox, chairwoman of the Michigan Republican Party, reacted to the apparent gaffe on Twitter Tuesday morning.
"Whitmer will do anything for press since she was flat and uninspiring," Cox said.

Way to end an amusing, light piece by sucking the joy out of a spontaneous moment solely for the appearance of neutrality.


And Gov Whitmer, Madame RNC Chair - is anything but "flat".

/"hey, ohh!"
 
2020-08-18 2:46:12 PM  

SirEattonHogg: Well that's gonna gonna cause those West Michigan bible thumpers to clap their ears in disbelief.


We are not ALL Bible thumpers.

/California transplant
//Corrupting the place for 17 years
 
2020-08-18 2:46:21 PM  

Badmoodman: Large-breasted, attractive woman in position of authority says, 'motherfu&ker" out loud.


[Fark user image 800x479]


People more evolved than me might consider that objectifying.
 
2020-08-18 2:46:26 PM  
Shark Week is a lot more inspirational, and real, than Infrastructure Week.
 
2020-08-18 2:46:27 PM  
This just makes me like her even more.
 
2020-08-18 2:46:40 PM  
It's time to...KICK OUT THE JAMS MOTHERFARKERS!!!!
 
2020-08-18 2:46:43 PM  

Russ1642: [Fark user image 390x212]


That's exactly the pattern I want for the guest bedroom's wallpaper. But is the room too small to carry it off?

Looks good on Neuman, though.
 
2020-08-18 2:46:53 PM  

Nuuu: Can we make, "It's Shark Week, mother farkers" the campaign slogan?


I would have also accepted "It's shark week, mother fark your feelings."
 
2020-08-18 2:47:09 PM  

Crewmannumber6: I was hoping for something a little more salacious


Here you go
Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2020-08-18 2:47:23 PM  
Oh no. She said words. Somebody do something!

Seriously, people have to get a grip over this shiat. Its not the words, its the context. The only people who give a damn about word choice are the biggest of assholes; nobody any of us would want to hang out with.
 
2020-08-18 2:47:33 PM  
i.gifer.comView Full Size
 
2020-08-18 2:48:20 PM  

dennysgod: What would she know about sharks

[Fark user image 640x853]


Great unsalted and lakes shark free?
 
2020-08-18 2:49:03 PM  
OH NO!!!!!  That woman said a naughty word?  Grow the fark up.
 
2020-08-18 2:49:52 PM  

RasIanI: stoli n coke: In other news, Samuel L. Jackson just volunteered to record Whitmer's re-election campaign ads.

🤣😂🤣


I gotta ask what those little squares are I always see posted, but I see now they are memes that didn't quite make it....amirite?
 
2020-08-18 2:49:53 PM  

Veloram: Oh no. She said words. Somebody do something!

Seriously, people have to get a grip over this shiat. Its not the words, its the context. The only people who give a damn about word choice are the biggest of assholes; nobody any of us would want to hang out with.


And let's be real, here: she's - what? 48, or something? - she was grew up in a time when that word really became quite common in popular culture. She's one of us - big whoop.
 
2020-08-18 2:51:43 PM  
At least Discovery Channel hasn't trademarked "Shark Week" yet. Or maybe they have, and I'm being generous to them.
 
2020-08-18 2:52:07 PM  

LaViergeNoire: SirEattonHogg: Well that's gonna gonna cause those West Michigan bible thumpers to clap their ears in disbelief.

We are not ALL Bible thumpers.

/California transplant
//Corrupting the place for 17 years


GR is a nice town.
 
2020-08-18 2:53:41 PM  

dennysgod: What would she know about sharks

[Fark user image 640x853]


Challenge accepted.

Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2020-08-18 2:54:37 PM  

Epicedion: dennysgod: What would she know about sharks

[Fark user image 640x853]

Great unsalted and lakes shark free?


Dead don't inside open
 
Displayed 50 of 110 comments


Oldest | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | » | Newest | Show all


View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

This thread is closed to new comments.

Continue Farking




On Twitter



  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.