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(CTV News)   Boring Kitchener, Ontario gets shook up by an IED   (beta.ctvnews.ca) divider line
    More: Scary, Improvised explosive device, intended homicide, Former OPP Commissioner, Explosive material, police spokesperson Cherri Greeno, homicide, public safety analyst Chris Lewis, explosive device  
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2020-08-17 5:43:36 PM  
I read that as IUD and thought, wut?
 
2020-08-17 6:10:27 PM  
He was trying to meet someone at the corner of Weber and King, then lost all will to live.


But probably not. It's taking a while for the inevitable manifesto to turn up.
 
2020-08-17 6:17:25 PM  
Looks like that town will now have to change its name.
 
2020-08-17 6:38:24 PM  
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Bart, would you go start daddy's car?
 
2020-08-17 6:41:40 PM  
I'm gonna go out on a limb and speculate on the involvement of a certain social club of motorcycle enthusiasts with a red and white logo on their jackets
 
2020-08-17 6:43:14 PM  
I stopped reading at "outside the courthouse"
 
2020-08-17 6:43:40 PM  
Poutine, eh. It's always about the poutine
 
Juc
2020-08-17 6:44:02 PM  
I saw an explosion caused by a faulty IUD once. blood and viscera everywhere, wailing like the end of the world was coming, tears etc.
Eventually the kid grew up and was ok though, but whew that first bit was gross.

/the miracle of birth is that anybody survives it.
 
2020-08-17 6:45:51 PM  
Little Mosque on the Prairie prepares for retribution
 
2020-08-17 6:46:45 PM  
It's not the first time Berlin has been bombed

Very old joke.
 
2020-08-17 6:46:55 PM  

xanadian: Looks like that town will now have to change its name.


Well, Berlin is not such a bad name anymore...
 
2020-08-17 6:48:28 PM  

awruk!: xanadian: Looks like that town will now have to change its name.

Well, Berlin is not such a bad name anymore...


Nice!
 
2020-08-17 6:49:02 PM  

awruk!: xanadian: Looks like that town will now have to change its name.

Well, Berlin is not such a bad name anymore...


Could change it to doughnut
 
2020-08-17 6:49:22 PM  
Sounds like someone found their man in witness protection.
 
2020-08-17 6:49:58 PM  

Feral Cat With Scissors: He was trying to meet someone at the corner of Weber and King, then lost all will to live.



Once, before I had GPS, Mapquest told me to take Hwy 86 to King St. Hwy 86 had been renamed Hwy 85 a year before and I drove in circles for an hour. Bought a Garmin the next day.
 
2020-08-17 6:55:13 PM  
I'll pass on that one .......
 
2020-08-17 6:56:53 PM  
I'm hoping he was killed by a device he intended for somebody else. We have too many immigrants who bring their idiot quarrels with them.
 
2020-08-17 7:02:14 PM  

McCaesar: Feral Cat With Scissors: He was trying to meet someone at the corner of Weber and King, then lost all will to live.


Once, before I had GPS, Mapquest told me to take Hwy 86 to King St. Hwy 86 had been renamed Hwy 85 a year before and I drove in circles for an hour. Bought a Garmin the next day.


Back in 2006 Mapquest sent us in the exact opposite direction we needed to go in Quebec City, but my "Boss" who was an idiot refused to acknowledge it, even though I was showing him the damned map
, Some people never understood the idea of garbage in garbage out
 
2020-08-17 7:12:02 PM  

McCaesar: Feral Cat With Scissors: He was trying to meet someone at the corner of Weber and King, then lost all will to live.


Once, before I had GPS, Mapquest told me to take Hwy 86 to King St. Hwy 86 had been renamed Hwy 85 a year before and I drove in circles for an hour. Bought a Garmin the next day.



We bought our first Garmin after driving in circles twenty minutes before realizing Weber intersects King multiple times. And after MapQuest tried to take us to a harvest fair by suggesting a straight line through a muddy cow pasture. Good times.
 
2020-08-17 7:17:33 PM  

Feral Cat With Scissors: McCaesar: Feral Cat With Scissors: He was trying to meet someone at the corner of Weber and King, then lost all will to live.


Once, before I had GPS, Mapquest told me to take Hwy 86 to King St. Hwy 86 had been renamed Hwy 85 a year before and I drove in circles for an hour. Bought a Garmin the next day.


We bought our first Garmin after driving in circles twenty minutes before realizing Weber intersects King multiple times. And after MapQuest tried to take us to a harvest fair by suggesting a straight line through a muddy cow pasture. Good times.


Still better than Calgary where you can be on the corner of 2nd and 2nd at several different intersections.
 
2020-08-17 7:20:47 PM  
Kitchener-Waterloo has the best oktoberfest outside of germany.

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2020-08-17 7:22:12 PM  
Speaking as someone, who has family in K-W, there are parts of Kitchener that would be improved by a bomb. :P
 
2020-08-17 7:40:05 PM  

gopher321: I read that as IUD and thought, wut?


Me too.
 
2020-08-17 8:15:19 PM  
It was a double dog dare...

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2020-08-17 8:30:57 PM  
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2020-08-17 8:55:39 PM  
"It's either a homicide or a suicide, or ultimately an intended homicide that went bad," Lewis said.
"Really, I don't see any other alternatives with an improvised device."


The manufactured devices must include additional options.
 
2020-08-17 9:08:44 PM  
 
2020-08-17 10:08:13 PM  
Reminds me when Hells Angels, and Rock Machine in Quebec. There was a kid killed by a car bomb at the time.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quebec_​B​iker_War
 
2020-08-17 10:15:57 PM  
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2020-08-18 1:23:24 AM  

McCaesar: Feral Cat With Scissors: McCaesar: Feral Cat With Scissors: He was trying to meet someone at the corner of Weber and King, then lost all will to live.


Once, before I had GPS, Mapquest told me to take Hwy 86 to King St. Hwy 86 had been renamed Hwy 85 a year before and I drove in circles for an hour. Bought a Garmin the next day.


We bought our first Garmin after driving in circles twenty minutes before realizing Weber intersects King multiple times. And after MapQuest tried to take us to a harvest fair by suggesting a straight line through a muddy cow pasture. Good times.

Still better than Calgary where you can be on the corner of 2nd and 2nd at several different intersections.


missed multiple interviews for contracts due to this when I first got here.

/no bull.
 
2020-08-18 3:19:59 PM  

Feral Cat With Scissors: He was trying to meet someone at the corner of Weber and King, then lost all will to live.


But probably not. It's taking a while for the inevitable manifesto to turn up.


Ah... Weber and King...

Fall of 1989, I'm a student in the city of Waterloo (city directly north of Kitchener, with two universities and a college).    So a buddy and I went to a blues bar called "Pop the Gator" down in Kitchener -- and being poor students -- we took a bus down King Street from Waterloo to downtown Kitchener.   When we finally stumbled out of the bar around 1:00am, we learned that the buses stopped running at midnight.

So, full of beer on a cold October night, I can tell you it takes a good hour and a half to walk back up King Street to Waterloo.
 
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