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2020-08-16 12:02:22 PM  
39 votes:
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2020-08-16 12:12:04 PM  
34 votes:
Somewhere, John Boehner is laughing and drunk off his ass.
 
2020-08-16 12:04:20 PM  
27 votes:
Theres no evidence I'm banging Kim Kardashian while Kanye watches. Well, at least not for another month before that tape goes on sale
 
2020-08-16 12:17:28 PM  
22 votes:
There's no evidence that I've never seen Mark Meadows balls deep in a dead sheep.
 
2020-08-16 12:14:12 PM  
22 votes:

Circusdog320: Amended
1984: The Stupid it Burns


Fahrenheit 1984?
 
2020-08-16 3:04:36 PM  
17 votes:
From another twit thread - just feel like sharing OT images today:

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2020-08-16 12:15:40 PM  
17 votes:
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2020-08-16 12:23:30 PM  
16 votes:
Yeah and there's no evidence that I'm doing... with Elizabeth Debicki.... something snarky.... y'know what I'm lazy and f this timeline so I'm just gonna post this 
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2020-08-16 12:20:28 PM  
15 votes:

Doctor Funkenstein: Circusdog320: Amended
1984: The Stupid it Burns

Fahrenheit 1984?


About 1084 C.

10-84 is trucker lingo for "my phone number is"

Mark Meadows wants somebody to call him for a good time
 
2020-08-16 3:05:21 PM  
14 votes:

Jesterling: From another twit thread - just feel like sharing OT images today:

[Fark user image 450x537]


Mom?
 
TWX [TotalFark]
2020-08-16 12:14:08 PM  
14 votes:

cameroncrazy1984: This is the guy Trump sends out to negotiate with Chuck Schumer. Think about that for a second


The problem is that one should never argue with an idiot.  They'll bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
 
2020-08-16 3:05:22 PM  
10 votes:

bostonguy: You can't prove a negative.


[citation needed]
 
2020-08-16 1:57:08 PM  
10 votes:
Aha, but there is evidence that there is no widespread voter fraud because if there was widespread voter fraud there would be many people complaining about specific acts of widespread voter fraud and so far there is no evidence of people complaining about specific acts of widespread voter fraud, so I clearly cannot choose the goblet in front of me.
 
2020-08-16 1:11:33 PM  
10 votes:

OldRod: NewportBarGuy: [Fark user image 425x566]

That's more like it!

I'll even add one to the mix

[Fark user image 480x721]


NewportBarGuy: [Fark user image 425x566]


God, Kate Beckinsale's hardwood floor looks amazing.  There's video out there of her playing with her pussy if you know where to look.

Like here: https://tinyurl.com/y6spoueh (might be NSFW though)
 
2020-08-16 1:07:35 PM  
10 votes:

RaceDTruck: There's no evidence that this guy isn't diddling goats.  There's no evidence that he isn't either.

/I hate this timeline


I think it speaks volumes that he's never openly denied that he loves diddling goats.
 
2020-08-16 12:12:07 PM  
8 votes:
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2020-08-16 3:02:41 PM  
7 votes:
Folks, folks, there's no conclusive evidence whatsoever that I was in a marathonic threesome with Gina Carano and Felicity Jones either...but here we are.
 
2020-08-16 3:44:34 PM  
6 votes:

Colour_out_of_Space: No one would be in a" secret" relationship with Kate Beckinsale.
I know that I would tell absolutely everyone.
[Fark user image image 476x591]


No, she'd probably make you sign an NDA so you couldn't tell anyone. I know she made me sign one.
 
2020-08-16 3:11:03 PM  
6 votes:
There's no widespread evidence I'm not part space alien.

A parent of mine was born without wisdom teeth and doesn't sweat, fitting a description of the type of aliens that appear to be Scandinavian humans, but aren't human.

And I can hear people's thoughts, which is a burdensome nightmare. Y'all are disgusting.
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2020-08-16 12:37:52 PM  
6 votes:
There is a disturbing lack of Kate Beckinsale pics in this thread...
 
2020-08-16 4:15:22 PM  
5 votes:
How did you wash all of the Pete Davidson off and out of Kate, Subby?
 
2020-08-16 3:41:47 PM  
5 votes:

Jesterling: From another twit thread - just feel like sharing OT images today:

[Fark user image 450x537]


I think she's pupating.
 
2020-08-16 3:23:26 PM  
5 votes:
The Absence of Evidence is not the Evidence of Absence!
Youtube _w5JqQLqqTc


/just gonna day it's NSFW if memory serves...
 
2020-08-16 3:49:15 PM  
4 votes:

HighOnCraic: Q: "There's no widespread evidence of voter fraud."
Meadows: "There's no evidence that there's not either."

Wait, there's no evidence that there's no evidence of voter fraud?


Fraudception.

thealgorerhythm: There's no evidence that I've never seen Mark Meadows balls deep in a dead sheep.


Fraudsheeption?
 
2020-08-16 12:47:29 PM  
4 votes:
Christ, the next question should have been "can Trump prove he's not into women peeing on him?"
 
2020-08-16 4:05:32 PM  
3 votes:

Jesterling: From another twit thread - just feel like sharing OT images today:

[Fark user image image 450x537]


Gah, that looks like a really farked up garden totem
 
2020-08-16 3:23:43 PM  
3 votes:

Colour_out_of_Space: No one would be in a" secret" relationship with Kate Beckinsale.
I know that I would tell absolutely everyone.
[Fark user image 476x591]


Your picture provides no evidence that she doesn't have sharp knees.
 
2020-08-16 12:54:03 PM  
3 votes:
I'd Pantomine Horse with her any time.
 
2020-08-16 12:27:31 PM  
3 votes:

eurotrader: NewportBarGuy: Somewhere, John Boehner is laughing and drunk off his ass.

With a giant blunt and a pile of money to splash around in.


And whatever bronzer he was able to get his hands on, since Il Douche has cornered the market.
 
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2020-08-16 12:09:22 PM  
3 votes:

cman: Theres no evidence I'm banging Kim Kardashian while Kanye watches. Well, at least not for another month before that tape goes on sale


Sure there is.  The two have apparently been estranged for over a year.  It's incredibly unlikely that he'd be watching.
 
2020-08-16 5:24:54 PM  
2 votes:
There is no evidence that Donnie has a quarter of an inch micropeen, and also, no evidence that he doesn't have a quarter of an inch micropeen.

Y'all sure you really want to push this line of argumentation, because Donnie and Yertle are just the tip of the iceberg to make this viral...
 
2020-08-16 4:13:31 PM  
2 votes:

Colour_out_of_Space: ilambiquated: Colour_out_of_Space: No one would be in a" secret" relationship with Kate Beckinsale.
I know that I would tell absolutely everyone.
[Fark user image 476x591]

Your picture provides no evidence that she doesn't have sharp knees.

Good point
[Fark user image 681x424]

Knees check out


That's not all...

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2020-08-16 3:40:41 PM  
2 votes:
The hate-the-troops Democrat Party can't prove Saddam isn't manufacturing Weapons of Mass Destruction©. One of his Muslim missiles is called the Christian Seeker and it's pointed at our small town of Pig's Knuckle, Nebraska. It really makes you wonder why Democrats and John Kerry hate our American Freedom. FW:fw:fw:FW:fd
 
2020-08-16 3:13:21 PM  
2 votes:

Purple_Urkle: There's no widespread evidence I'm not part space alien.

A parent of mine was born without wisdom teeth and doesn't sweat, fitting a description of the type of aliens that appear to be Scandinavian humans, but aren't human.

And I can hear people's thoughts, which is a burdensome nightmare. Y'all are disgusting.
[Fark user image 425x340]


Peacekeepers?
 
2020-08-16 3:01:45 PM  
2 votes:

Doctor Funkenstein: This "no, you prove a negative" routine has been a Republican go-to for a long time.  Make a wild, baseless claim and then try to put the burden of rounding up any evidence of it on somebody else.


Citation needed.

/s
 
2020-08-16 12:54:22 PM  
2 votes:

NewportBarGuy: [Fark user image 425x566]


Look at those sharp knees

/Whats her name?
 
2020-08-16 8:54:33 PM  
1 vote:

Pincy: cman: Theres no evidence I'm banging Kim Kardashian while Kanye watches. Well, at least not for another month before that tape goes on sale

Has your dick fallen off yet from the 20 different diseases you would catch? Well then you are not banging Kim Kardashian.


Go look at that ass and honestly tell me it wouldn't be worth the risk.

cman: Theres no evidence I'm banging Kim Kardashian while Kanye watches. Well, at least not for another month before that tape goes on sale


I'm next.
 
2020-08-16 7:23:01 PM  
1 vote:

Mister Buttons: Doctor Funkenstein: This "no, you prove a negative" routine has been a Republican go-to for a long time.  Make a wild, baseless claim and then try to put the burden of rounding up any evidence of it on somebody else.

Citation needed.

/s


Pick a link.

https://www.foxnews.com/politics
 
2020-08-16 6:50:28 PM  
1 vote:
It isn't even so much that they claim there is voter fraud, it's that they claim there is massive voter fraud.  You would think that if voter fraud was indeed massive, there would be some evidence of it. They can't be that brilliant at committing fraud.
 
2020-08-16 6:31:56 PM  
1 vote:

theknuckler_33: Aquapope: AeAe: Didn't their Fraud Commission look for election fraud and didn't find anything?

You mean Koback's investigation?  I don't think they actually did much of anything at all, and of course they didn't find anything.  That wasn't the point, though.  Pretending to do something for the idiot base was the point.

They didn't even really pretend to do anything, though. They met only once (maybe twice), the Republican members of the panel demanded all sorts of info from every state's election body and the vast majority responded by telling them to go F themselves (... the Republican Sec State of Louisianna, IIRC, said the panel could go jump in the gulf of mexico), the Republicans excluded the Dems on the panel from pretty much everything and the whole thing was quietly shut down after less than a year without releasing any report or findings.

The only bright side is that the whole debacle seems to have doomed any future political aspirations for Kobach, at least on the national stage. After the committee disbanded, he lost a bid for Governor of Kansas and just last week or so, lost the GOP nomination for Kansas Senate.  I think at this point, his name is toxic in Kansas.


His name is a Buick dealership in Topeka.  I wonder if he's considering taking over the family business.  I hope so, because I don't like him or Buick.
 
2020-08-16 5:34:39 PM  
1 vote:

Aquapope: AeAe: Didn't their Fraud Commission look for election fraud and didn't find anything?

You mean Koback's investigation?  I don't think they actually did much of anything at all, and of course they didn't find anything.  That wasn't the point, though.  Pretending to do something for the idiot base was the point.


They didn't even really pretend to do anything, though. They met only once (maybe twice), the Republican members of the panel demanded all sorts of info from every state's election body and the vast majority responded by telling them to go F themselves (... the Republican Sec State of Louisianna, IIRC, said the panel could go jump in the gulf of mexico), the Republicans excluded the Dems on the panel from pretty much everything and the whole thing was quietly shut down after less than a year without releasing any report or findings.

The only bright side is that the whole debacle seems to have doomed any future political aspirations for Kobach, at least on the national stage. After the committee disbanded, he lost a bid for Governor of Kansas and just last week or so, lost the GOP nomination for Kansas Senate.  I think at this point, his name is toxic in Kansas.
 
2020-08-16 5:23:27 PM  
1 vote:
Umm, the fact that there is no evidence that there is widespread voter fraud is, in fact, very strong evidence that there is no widespread voter fraud.
 
2020-08-16 4:51:22 PM  
1 vote:

HighOnCraic: Q: "There's no widespread evidence of voter fraud."
Meadows: "There's no evidence that there's not either."

Wait, there's no evidence that there's no evidence of voter fraud?


"The very fact that no sabotage has taken place to date is a disturbing and confirming indication that such action will be taken."
 
2020-08-16 4:21:22 PM  
1 vote:
You can't prove a negative.  It's Saddam's WMDs all over again.  He has them but we just haven't been able to find them.  There's plenty of voter fraud but the fraudsters are so good at it that we haven't been able to catch them yet. This is why you can't argue about voter fraud.
 
2020-08-16 4:16:35 PM  
1 vote:

HighOnCraic: Q: "There's no widespread evidence of voter fraud."
Meadows: "There's no evidence that there's not either."

Wait, there's no evidence that there's no evidence of voter fraud?


And somehow that's the definition of Fraud.  "Your honor, we have no evidence either for or against fraud charges against the defendant, and that surely sounds like fraud to this prosecution!"
 
2020-08-16 3:16:52 PM  
1 vote:
No one would be in a" secret" relationship with Kate Beckinsale.
I know that I would tell absolutely everyone.
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2020-08-16 3:07:47 PM  
1 vote:
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2020-08-16 3:03:33 PM  
1 vote:

cman: Theres no evidence I'm banging Kim Kardashian while Kanye watches. Well, at least not for another month before that tape goes on sale


Who uses tape anymore?
 
2020-08-16 3:00:38 PM  
1 vote:
Besides the whole "you can't prove a negative" thing, Repubs have been yowling about voter fraud for a couple decades. You'd think that they'd have uncovered lots of evidence over the last 20 years.
 
2020-08-16 1:08:21 PM  
1 vote:
The Simpsons - Bear Patrol
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2020-08-16 1:04:59 PM  
1 vote:
"There's no evidence that he's not in one with her either "

Well THAT'S clearly untrue.  Subby, by definition, posts to Fark.com, so there you go.
 
2020-08-16 12:41:20 PM  
1 vote:

HighOnCraic: Q: "There's no widespread evidence of voter fraud."
Meadows: "There's no evidence that there's not either."

Wait, there's no evidence that there's no evidence of voter fraud?


That's going to be a shocker to a lot of Trump supporters.
 
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