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2020-08-16 3:03:33 PM  

cman: Theres no evidence I'm banging Kim Kardashian while Kanye watches. Well, at least not for another month before that tape goes on sale


Who uses tape anymore?
 
2020-08-16 3:04:01 PM  
"Prove to my satisfaction you are not a pedophile."
 
2020-08-16 3:04:36 PM  
From another twit thread - just feel like sharing OT images today:

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2020-08-16 3:05:21 PM  

Jesterling: From another twit thread - just feel like sharing OT images today:

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Mom?
 
2020-08-16 3:05:22 PM  

bostonguy: You can't prove a negative.


[citation needed]
 
2020-08-16 3:06:17 PM  
Argument from ignorance(from Latinargumentum ad ignorantiam), also known as appeal to ignorance
 
2020-08-16 3:07:47 PM  
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2020-08-16 3:07:54 PM  

phaseolus: Besides the whole "you can't prove a negative" thing, Repubs have been yowling about voter fraud for a couple decades. You'd think that they'd have uncovered lots of evidence over the last 20 years.


There's plenty of evidence for voter fraud.  It's just that it's done by Republicans.

https://m.lasvegassun.com/news/2020/j​u​l/16/cries-of-voter-fraud-should-be-ai​med-at-those-comm/
 
2020-08-16 3:10:45 PM  
So, if there is widespread voter fraud in this election, I propose that NEITHER candidate can be said to have won.

Biden would not be the winner; but neither would Trump. In fact, if the matter was not and could not be resolved by Jan. 20, 2021, Trump would have to relinquish his office in the manner prescribed by the Constitution, and the Speaker of the House would have to oversee the recount...because until the fraud was resolved, NEITHER PARTY could claim a victory.

The office ends by operation of law on Jan. 20, 2021--Trump doesn't get to keep it just because of "voter fraud" if he thinks he lost.
 
2020-08-16 3:11:03 PM  
There's no widespread evidence I'm not part space alien.

A parent of mine was born without wisdom teeth and doesn't sweat, fitting a description of the type of aliens that appear to be Scandinavian humans, but aren't human.

And I can hear people's thoughts, which is a burdensome nightmare. Y'all are disgusting.
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2020-08-16 3:11:46 PM  
This is classic conspiratorial thinking.  Absence of evidence is evidence of a conspiracy.  It's designed to be specifically appealing to the same crowd that believes in  QAnon.
 
2020-08-16 3:13:21 PM  

Purple_Urkle: There's no widespread evidence I'm not part space alien.

A parent of mine was born without wisdom teeth and doesn't sweat, fitting a description of the type of aliens that appear to be Scandinavian humans, but aren't human.

And I can hear people's thoughts, which is a burdensome nightmare. Y'all are disgusting.
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Peacekeepers?
 
2020-08-16 3:13:34 PM  
Ballot harvesting...

How the Fark do RWNJ's come up with these sinister-sounding buzzwords?
 
2020-08-16 3:16:52 PM  
No one would be in a" secret" relationship with Kate Beckinsale.
I know that I would tell absolutely everyone.
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2020-08-16 3:22:42 PM  

phaseolus: Besides the whole "you can't prove a negative" thing, Repubs have been yowling about voter fraud for a couple decades. You'd think that they'd have uncovered lots of evidence over the last 20 years.


The quantity that makes it "lots of..." is arguable. But there are plenty. They're all done by Republicans, like Ann Coulter, Rush Limbaugh, and Trump.
 
2020-08-16 3:23:20 PM  

Alphax: Purple_Urkle: There's no widespread evidence I'm not part space alien.

A parent of mine was born without wisdom teeth and doesn't sweat, fitting a description of the type of aliens that appear to be Scandinavian humans, but aren't human.

And I can hear people's thoughts, which is a burdensome nightmare. Y'all are disgusting.
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Peacekeepers?


I love Farscape.

Aeryn Sun wasn't telepathic though.
 
2020-08-16 3:23:26 PM  
The Absence of Evidence is not the Evidence of Absence!
Youtube _w5JqQLqqTc


/just gonna day it's NSFW if memory serves...
 
2020-08-16 3:23:43 PM  

Colour_out_of_Space: No one would be in a" secret" relationship with Kate Beckinsale.
I know that I would tell absolutely everyone.
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Your picture provides no evidence that she doesn't have sharp knees.
 
2020-08-16 3:27:34 PM  

Iczer: [YouTube video: The Absence of Evidence is not the Evidence of Absence!]

/just gonna day it's NSFW if memory serves...


They're also parodies of W Bush (Ed Wuncler) and Donald Rumsfeld (Gin Rummy).
 
2020-08-16 3:28:53 PM  
Just grab the guy and make a citizens arrest as there is NO evidence that he did not rape and murder a toddler.
 
2020-08-16 3:29:55 PM  

ilambiquated: Colour_out_of_Space: No one would be in a" secret" relationship with Kate Beckinsale.
I know that I would tell absolutely everyone.
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Your picture provides no evidence that she doesn't have sharp knees.


Good point
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Knees check out
 
2020-08-16 3:33:22 PM  

Someone Else's Alt: Every time one of these scumbags does this prove a negative schtick, the response should always be;

"There is no evidence that you are not a pedophile either, see what a stupid farking argument you are making?"

Pandering to this disingenuous bullshiat needs to stop.


Yes, why is it that journalists and anchorpeople are completely incapable of doing this?  Saying, "The burden of proof is on the one making the claim" should be completely standard procedure at this point.
 
2020-08-16 3:36:59 PM  

NewportBarGuy: Somewhere, John Boehner is laughing and drunk off his ass.


Probably high too. He is on the BoD of some marijuana company.
 
2020-08-16 3:40:41 PM  
The hate-the-troops Democrat Party can't prove Saddam isn't manufacturing Weapons of Mass Destruction©. One of his Muslim missiles is called the Christian Seeker and it's pointed at our small town of Pig's Knuckle, Nebraska. It really makes you wonder why Democrats and John Kerry hate our American Freedom. FW:fw:fw:FW:fd
 
2020-08-16 3:41:47 PM  

Jesterling: From another twit thread - just feel like sharing OT images today:

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I think she's pupating.
 
2020-08-16 3:44:19 PM  

phaseolus: Besides the whole "you can't prove a negative" thing, Repubs have been yowling about voter fraud for a couple decades. You'd think that they'd have uncovered lots of evidence over the last 20 years.


Trump set up a whole commission wasting tax dollars with that con-man Kris Kobach looking for it, too. Made big announcements about it. Then they quietly went away when they found nothing.
 
2020-08-16 3:44:34 PM  

Colour_out_of_Space: No one would be in a" secret" relationship with Kate Beckinsale.
I know that I would tell absolutely everyone.
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No, she'd probably make you sign an NDA so you couldn't tell anyone. I know she made me sign one.
 
2020-08-16 3:48:40 PM  
Tapper should have thanked him for his time and told him to never bother coming coming back on cause he is to dumb to breath.
 
2020-08-16 3:49:13 PM  
Oh fark you people with your 'we can neither confirm nor deny' Orwellien doublespeak...

as always I can never say this enough fark Trump and fark you for voting for him
 
2020-08-16 3:49:15 PM  

HighOnCraic: Q: "There's no widespread evidence of voter fraud."
Meadows: "There's no evidence that there's not either."

Wait, there's no evidence that there's no evidence of voter fraud?


Fraudception.

thealgorerhythm: There's no evidence that I've never seen Mark Meadows balls deep in a dead sheep.


Fraudsheeption?
 
2020-08-16 3:50:19 PM  

Alphax: Purple_Urkle: There's no widespread evidence I'm not part space alien.

A parent of mine was born without wisdom teeth and doesn't sweat, fitting a description of the type of aliens that appear to be Scandinavian humans, but aren't human.

And I can hear people's thoughts, which is a burdensome nightmare. Y'all are disgusting.
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Peacekeepers?


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2020-08-16 3:59:02 PM  

WoolyManwich: Yeah and there's no evidence that I'm doing... with Elizabeth Debicki.... something snarky.... y'know what I'm lazy and f this timeline so I'm just gonna post this [bestofcomicbooks.com image 850x446]


That is one REALLY good looking woman. I first saw her in The Great Gatsby. And at 6'3 she'll be looking me right in the eye.

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2020-08-16 4:03:46 PM  
Was that supposed to make sense or reach people? Because... I hope not.
 
2020-08-16 4:05:32 PM  

Jesterling: From another twit thread - just feel like sharing OT images today:

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Gah, that looks like a really farked up garden totem
 
2020-08-16 4:10:37 PM  

bostonguy: You can't prove a negative.


This why conservatives are so dead set against the classical liberal arts education, which includes rhetoric and logic. The more people learn the basics of logic, the less likely they're going to buy the crap that conservatives (and RW media) say.
 
2020-08-16 4:13:31 PM  

Colour_out_of_Space: ilambiquated: Colour_out_of_Space: No one would be in a" secret" relationship with Kate Beckinsale.
I know that I would tell absolutely everyone.
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Your picture provides no evidence that she doesn't have sharp knees.

Good point
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Knees check out


That's not all...

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2020-08-16 4:15:22 PM  
How did you wash all of the Pete Davidson off and out of Kate, Subby?
 
2020-08-16 4:16:35 PM  

HighOnCraic: Q: "There's no widespread evidence of voter fraud."
Meadows: "There's no evidence that there's not either."

Wait, there's no evidence that there's no evidence of voter fraud?


And somehow that's the definition of Fraud.  "Your honor, we have no evidence either for or against fraud charges against the defendant, and that surely sounds like fraud to this prosecution!"
 
2020-08-16 4:21:22 PM  
You can't prove a negative.  It's Saddam's WMDs all over again.  He has them but we just haven't been able to find them.  There's plenty of voter fraud but the fraudsters are so good at it that we haven't been able to catch them yet. This is why you can't argue about voter fraud.
 
2020-08-16 4:25:32 PM  

RecoveringLibertarian: bostonguy: You can't prove a negative.

This why conservatives are so dead set against the classical liberal arts education, which includes rhetoric and logic. The more people learn the basics of logic, the less likely they're going to buy the crap that conservatives (and RW media) say.


They're not hot on math and science either.
 
2020-08-16 4:27:28 PM  

AeAe: Didn't their Fraud Commission look for election fraud and didn't find anything?


You mean Koback's investigation?  I don't think they actually did much of anything at all, and of course they didn't find anything.  That wasn't the point, though.  Pretending to do something for the idiot base was the point.
 
2020-08-16 4:51:22 PM  

HighOnCraic: Q: "There's no widespread evidence of voter fraud."
Meadows: "There's no evidence that there's not either."

Wait, there's no evidence that there's no evidence of voter fraud?


"The very fact that no sabotage has taken place to date is a disturbing and confirming indication that such action will be taken."
 
2020-08-16 5:23:27 PM  
Umm, the fact that there is no evidence that there is widespread voter fraud is, in fact, very strong evidence that there is no widespread voter fraud.
 
2020-08-16 5:23:46 PM  
Fair & Balanced = I am allowed to lie
 
2020-08-16 5:24:54 PM  
There is no evidence that Donnie has a quarter of an inch micropeen, and also, no evidence that he doesn't have a quarter of an inch micropeen.

Y'all sure you really want to push this line of argumentation, because Donnie and Yertle are just the tip of the iceberg to make this viral...
 
2020-08-16 5:34:39 PM  

Aquapope: AeAe: Didn't their Fraud Commission look for election fraud and didn't find anything?

You mean Koback's investigation?  I don't think they actually did much of anything at all, and of course they didn't find anything.  That wasn't the point, though.  Pretending to do something for the idiot base was the point.


They didn't even really pretend to do anything, though. They met only once (maybe twice), the Republican members of the panel demanded all sorts of info from every state's election body and the vast majority responded by telling them to go F themselves (... the Republican Sec State of Louisianna, IIRC, said the panel could go jump in the gulf of mexico), the Republicans excluded the Dems on the panel from pretty much everything and the whole thing was quietly shut down after less than a year without releasing any report or findings.

The only bright side is that the whole debacle seems to have doomed any future political aspirations for Kobach, at least on the national stage. After the committee disbanded, he lost a bid for Governor of Kansas and just last week or so, lost the GOP nomination for Kansas Senate.  I think at this point, his name is toxic in Kansas.
 
2020-08-16 5:47:12 PM  
Ok, Xenophilius....
 
2020-08-16 6:17:26 PM  

cman: Theres no evidence I'm banging Kim Kardashian while Kanye watches. Well, at least not for another month before that tape goes on sale


Has your dick fallen off yet from the 20 different diseases you would catch? Well then you are not banging Kim Kardashian.
 
2020-08-16 6:31:56 PM  

theknuckler_33: Aquapope: AeAe: Didn't their Fraud Commission look for election fraud and didn't find anything?

You mean Koback's investigation?  I don't think they actually did much of anything at all, and of course they didn't find anything.  That wasn't the point, though.  Pretending to do something for the idiot base was the point.

They didn't even really pretend to do anything, though. They met only once (maybe twice), the Republican members of the panel demanded all sorts of info from every state's election body and the vast majority responded by telling them to go F themselves (... the Republican Sec State of Louisianna, IIRC, said the panel could go jump in the gulf of mexico), the Republicans excluded the Dems on the panel from pretty much everything and the whole thing was quietly shut down after less than a year without releasing any report or findings.

The only bright side is that the whole debacle seems to have doomed any future political aspirations for Kobach, at least on the national stage. After the committee disbanded, he lost a bid for Governor of Kansas and just last week or so, lost the GOP nomination for Kansas Senate.  I think at this point, his name is toxic in Kansas.


His name is a Buick dealership in Topeka.  I wonder if he's considering taking over the family business.  I hope so, because I don't like him or Buick.
 
2020-08-16 6:44:53 PM  

Original: Original Tweet:

thehill: Q: "There's no widespread evidence of voter fraud." Meadows: "There's no evidence that there's not either." https://t.co/8nTM4XTqc6


He should have immediately flipped this to, "there's no evidence your not a pedophile either".
 
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