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3117 clicks; posted to Main » on 16 Aug 2020 at 11:05 AM (10 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2020-08-16 10:13:12 AM  
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2020-08-16 11:08:42 AM  
Blurry.

Like, Bigfoot.
 
2020-08-16 11:12:33 AM  
The "Free Candy" / "Puppy Rescue" van.. got it..... Shoot on sight....
 
2020-08-16 11:16:06 AM  
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You scream, I scream...
 
2020-08-16 11:18:55 AM  
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2020-08-16 11:19:03 AM  
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang (1968) - The Child Catcher Scene (8/12) | Movieclips
Youtube LehcJeNbFBw
 
2020-08-16 11:24:43 AM  
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Nice headline Subs. And you're awful but funny. It's the winning Fark formula
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Ok, let's get this party started. Right kids!
 
2020-08-16 11:36:22 AM  
They need to look in Notlob
 
2020-08-16 11:46:02 AM  
The creepiest part is that he was probably trying to steal the pup to help lure kiddos.  Hope they catch this guy soon, his actions aren't a one time thing.
 
2020-08-16 11:48:35 AM  
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2020-08-16 11:50:12 AM  
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2020-08-16 12:12:30 PM  
What's his Fark handle?
 
2020-08-16 1:09:16 PM  

FarkingSmurf: The creepiest part is that he was probably trying to steal the pup to help lure kiddos.  Hope they catch this guy soon, his actions aren't a one time thing.


Maybe it was his puppy and he needs some kids to help him get it back. But go ahead and jump to conclusions.
 
2020-08-16 1:37:02 PM  

Knight without armor: [Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/LehcJeNb​FBw]


One of the creepiest movie things I remember from childhood
 
2020-08-16 3:05:53 PM  
Free Candy as the bait for a dog napper?

Everyone knows you're not supposed to give chocolate to doggos.

/free bacon
 
2020-08-16 4:18:57 PM  
Oh it's all an overreaction. All you have to do is make sure they show you the candy BEFORE you get in the van.
 
2020-08-16 5:24:41 PM  

bughunter: Free Candy as the bait for a dog napper?

Everyone knows you're not supposed to give chocolate to doggos.

/free bacon


my dogs will happily eat candy and my kid will eat dog treats all day long.

/a kid will eat ivy too.
 
2020-08-16 6:50:41 PM  
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2020-08-16 10:41:15 PM  

Salmon: bughunter: Free Candy as the bait for a dog napper?

Everyone knows you're not supposed to give chocolate to doggos.

/free bacon

my dogs will happily eat candy and my kid will eat dog treats all day long.

/a kid will eat ivy too.


Diddly divey doo, wouldn't you?
 
2020-08-17 9:51:25 AM  
This meme is tragically misunderstood. In the vein of: "How it really happened", the "Free Candy" message was written on the side of the van by a young girl whose real name was "Candy" who was being held hostage by a perv in his van. In other words, it was a desperate plea for help that was ignored and dismissed. Who was the real Candy? and where is she now? have never been solved. For those of you who dismissed or laughed at Candy's plea for help, I hope that this message will pricked your conscience for the rest of your days.
 
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