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(Politicus USA)   It's like rain on your wedding day, the good advice you just didn't take, Tucker Carlson accusing Dr. Fauci of triggering crazies. And who would've thought, "It figures?"   (politicususa.com) divider line
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2020-08-15 9:42:53 AM  
That is even more ironic than rain on your wedding day.
 
2020-08-15 10:49:59 AM  
"He Triggers Crazies" Dr. Fauci Rips Into Tucker Carlson

Two sides to every story I guess.
 
2020-08-15 11:23:37 AM  
The crazies that Tucker Carlson manufactures.
 
2020-08-15 11:23:49 AM  
Big jerk, beigng right and using science.

UNFAIR TO LIBERTY!
 
2020-08-15 11:26:03 AM  

Drew P Balls: Big jerk, beigng right and using science.

UNFAIR TO LIBERTY!


???
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2020-08-15 11:26:18 AM  
Every accusation is an admission.

Blame them for what you yourself do.
 
2020-08-15 11:28:10 AM  
I wonder how much of "Tucker Carlson" is an act. Does he go home to a bi-racial wife and 2.5 multi-color kids or does he live in the basement of a condemned meat-packing plant, where he gangs himself on meat hooks each night by the metal rings embedded in his back?
 
2020-08-15 11:30:22 AM  
People who have met Carlson in person have said that he'll readily admit that he believes pretty much nothing he says on his show -- it's his act.

To me, that makes it worse.  If he believes this, that's one thing, but if he knows it's horseshiat, and he says these incredibly reckless and dangerous things just to stay on TV, that's just vile.
 
2020-08-15 11:36:27 AM  
 
2020-08-15 11:38:59 AM  
He's fressing that Miracle Whip down by the gallon jar now.

Only it ain't Miracle Whip.
 
2020-08-15 11:52:46 AM  
"Pound" I can live with. I never trust someone who calls an octothorpe a hashtag.
 
2020-08-15 11:53:37 AM  
Dr. Fauci on getting death threats:
"I wouldn't have imagined in my wildest dreams that people who object to things that are pure public health principles are so set against it, and don't like what you and I say, namely in the word of science, that they actually threaten you. I mean, that to me is just strange."

This is one righteous dude. Tucker is purposefully trying to tie him to BLM or Antifa in the minds of his zombie FOX army to stoke resentment and possible violence. He's a goddamn scientist trying to his job and has no outward affiliation ferrchissakes
 
2020-08-15 11:57:06 AM  
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2020-08-15 11:59:04 AM  
He's right you know.

Here's Tucker talking about Fauci

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Now here's Tucker thinking about tying his shoelaces.

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Thinking about hot dogs...

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And lastly, auditioning for the Dumb and Dumber sequel..
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2020-08-15 12:01:06 PM  

berylman: He's a goddamn scientist trying to his job and has no outward affiliation ferrchissakes


Welp, there's your problem right there.
 
2020-08-15 12:02:37 PM  

dickfreckle: berylman: He's a goddamn scientist trying to his job and has no outward affiliation ferrchissakes

Welp, there's your problem right there.


He needs more Jesus.
 
2020-08-15 12:03:24 PM  

foo monkey: I wonder how much of "Tucker Carlson" is an act. Does he go home to a bi-racial wife and 2.5 multi-color kids or does he live in the basement of a condemned meat-packing plant, where he gangs himself on meat hooks each night by the metal rings embedded in his back?


His own lawyers defense of him in court is "no one should believe he is telling the truth".

https://www.salon.com/2020/06/18/fox-​n​ews-lawyer-tells-judge-that-tucker-car​lsons-audience-doesnt-expect-him-to-re​port-the-facts/
 
2020-08-15 12:03:41 PM  
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"Yes, my Mom cuts and combs my hair. Why do you ask?"

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2020-08-15 12:13:04 PM  

foo monkey: I wonder how much of "Tucker Carlson" is an act. Does he go home to a bi-racial wife and 2.5 multi-color kids or does he live in the basement of a condemned meat-packing plant, where he gangs himself on meat hooks each night by the metal rings embedded in his back?


Tucker is actually Stephen Miller?
 
2020-08-15 12:16:04 PM  

Kittypie070: He's fressing that Miracle Whip down by the gallon jar now.

Only it ain't Miracle Whip.


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2020-08-15 12:26:43 PM  

demiurgex: Every accusation is an admission.

Blame them for what you yourself do.


That seems to be Subby's MO
 
2020-08-15 12:28:11 PM  

Kittypie070: He's fressing that Miracle Whip down by the gallon jar now.

Only it ain't Miracle Whip.


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2020-08-15 1:01:48 PM  

jake_lex: To me, that makes it worse.  If he believes this, that's one thing, but if he knows it's horseshiat, and he says these incredibly reckless and dangerous things just to stay on TV, that's just vile.


He is in a group, and what he is doing is called costly signaling:

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2020-08-15 1:04:11 PM  

jake_lex: People who have met Carlson in person have said that he'll readily admit that he believes pretty much nothing he says on his show -- it's his act.

To me, that makes it worse.  If he believes this, that's one thing, but if he knows it's horseshiat, and he says these incredibly reckless and dangerous things just to stay on TV, that's just vile.


Imagine what a piece of sh't you'd have to be to have inherited the Swanson Foods fortune, then choose to spend your life brainwashing people into hurting themselves and their families.

Same thing with DeVos and her merc brother. Inherit more money than you could ever need, and choose to spend your life coordinating the suffering and death of millions.
 
2020-08-15 1:12:16 PM  

foo monkey: I wonder how much of "Tucker Carlson" is an act. Does he go home to a bi-racial wife and 2.5 multi-color kids or does he live in the basement of a condemned meat-packing plant, where he gangs himself on meat hooks each night by the metal rings embedded in his back?


He spends a lot of his spare time plotting to steal Peewee's bike.
 
2020-08-15 1:20:09 PM  

jake_lex: People who have met Carlson in person have said that he'll readily admit that he believes pretty much nothing he says on his show -- it's his act.

To me, that makes it worse.  If he believes this, that's one thing, but if he knows it's horseshiat, and he says these incredibly reckless and dangerous things just to stay on TV, that's just vile.


He grew up obscenely rich and has gotten richer.  He could retire tomorrow and still live the lifestyle of the 0.001% for life.

He has absolutely no reason to do this.
 
2020-08-15 1:23:44 PM  
I am personally offended that a Never Trumper hoax democrat moonbat like Dr Fauci would accuse a true American patriot like Tucker Carlson of triggering crazies. This kind of misinformation causes things like Jade Helm and underground sex dungeons in pizza parlors and enforcing Shania law in our good Christian communities. As a sane and rational american I must now eat 10 burgers off my Kid Rock American Badass Grill as a symbolic gesture of solidarity with my fellow patriots. God bless America.
 
2020-08-15 1:32:23 PM  

Weatherkiss: I am personally offended that a Never Trumper hoax democrat moonbat like Dr Fauci would accuse a true American patriot like Tucker Carlson of triggering crazies. This kind of misinformation causes things like Jade Helm and underground sex dungeons in pizza parlors and enforcing Shania law in our good Christian communities. As a sane and rational american I must now eat 10 burgers off my Kid Rock American Badass Grill as a symbolic gesture of solidarity with my fellow patriots. God bless America.


I was just gonna stick a dildo in my ass like gavin mcinnes, but you do you.

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2020-08-15 1:37:29 PM  

Lambskincoat: That is even more ironic than rain on your wedding day.


Neither are ironic, that biatch confused a generation that now has no idea what the word means.
 
2020-08-15 1:39:10 PM  

Sgt Otter: jake_lex: People who have met Carlson in person have said that he'll readily admit that he believes pretty much nothing he says on his show -- it's his act.

To me, that makes it worse.  If he believes this, that's one thing, but if he knows it's horseshiat, and he says these incredibly reckless and dangerous things just to stay on TV, that's just vile.

He grew up obscenely rich and has gotten richer.  He could retire tomorrow and still live the lifestyle of the 0.001% for life.

He has absolutely no reason to do this.


Maybe he needs the attention.
 
2020-08-15 1:51:50 PM  
Idiot saying outrageous shiat to get ratings for a for-profit business should not be surprising. This is what happens when we allow 'the market' to regulate the mass media.

I mean, no one asks "why does Jerry Springer do crazy shiat?" because we all know the answer. Why do we pretend Tucker and Fox News in general is any different?
 
2020-08-15 1:54:52 PM  

jst3p: Lambskincoat: That is even more ironic than rain on your wedding day.

Neither are ironic, that biatch confused a generation that now has no idea what the word means.


Nah. Pretty much none of my students know what irony means and to their generation Jagged Little Pill is what In the Wee Hours of the Morning was to my generation: old shiat.
 
2020-08-15 2:34:10 PM  
This illustrates a problem in that words have consequences.  Yes there is freedom of speech and sure the hyperbole we get from many of the talking heads is to be taken with a large grain of salt.  However, they should realize that there are true believers out there who may take action based upon what is said on the airways and those actions may be illegal and harmful to others. Think before you speak.
 
2020-08-15 2:36:28 PM  

Sgt Otter: jake_lex: People who have met Carlson in person have said that he'll readily admit that he believes pretty much nothing he says on his show -- it's his act.

To me, that makes it worse.  If he believes this, that's one thing, but if he knows it's horseshiat, and he says these incredibly reckless and dangerous things just to stay on TV, that's just vile.

He grew up obscenely rich and has gotten richer.  He could retire tomorrow and still live the lifestyle of the 0.001% for life.

He has absolutely no reason to do this.


Being rich isn't about you having more, it's about others having less.
 
2020-08-15 5:21:10 PM  
Expect "We're the Crazy Deplorables!" T-shirts soon.
 
2020-08-15 5:35:18 PM  

apathy2673: Expect "We're the Crazy Deplorables!" T-shirts soon.


I see "Proud Deplorable" t-shirts all over the place around here. There's a dude a ways out in the County who has it painted on his fence in big block (black bloc?) letters.
 
2020-08-15 8:45:33 PM  
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2020-08-15 9:14:40 PM  
Tucker Carlson needs to have his ass seriously. We're talking ultimate beat down.....

Preferably by a group of angry women......

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