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2020-08-15 8:14:55 AM  
 
2020-08-15 9:19:51 AM  
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2020-08-15 9:37:48 AM  
What the world needs now is tongue, sweet tongue...
 
2020-08-15 10:27:34 AM  

NotThatGirl: https://www.amazon.com/Stimulation-Fe​e​lingirl-Vibration-Vibrators-Rechargeab​le/dp/B07JW66RK8

Don't know if it's lightning fast, but... (nsfw)


Thanks, now I have to figure out how to get that out of my search history...or do I?  *ponders*
 
2020-08-15 11:18:06 AM  
True Facts : Pangolins Posse
Youtube mbnBYh-BJ1g
 
2020-08-15 11:34:42 AM  
We're doomed when the robot uprising happens.
 
2020-08-15 11:35:15 AM  

Dead for Tax Reasons: What the world needs now is tongue, sweet tongue...


Came for this, leaving satisfied.

/not doing phrasing anymore
 
2020-08-15 11:40:50 AM  
wow. motorized measuring tape.
 
2020-08-15 11:47:52 AM  
I know of a Russian girl with the gaze of an old man who would disagree with this development.

/Anyone get the Body Lottery numbers from last night?
//Obscure?
 
2020-08-15 11:49:30 AM  

Dead for Tax Reasons: What the world needs now is tongue, sweet tongue...


Cash
Sweet cash
 
2020-08-15 11:50:35 AM  

JasonOfOrillia: We're doomed when the robot uprising happens.


Wht abt the ReBorglican uprising?
 
2020-08-15 12:03:41 PM  

Bondith: Dead for Tax Reasons: What the world needs now is tongue, sweet tongue...

Came for this, leaving satisfied.

/not doing phrasing anymore


What's "phrasing"?
 
2020-08-15 12:27:03 PM  
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2020-08-15 2:14:36 PM  
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2020-08-15 2:24:57 PM  
Approves

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2020-08-15 2:51:16 PM  

I Like Bread: Approves


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Lisa Stansfield - All Around the World (Official Video)
Youtube JVuuatjHGnY
 
2020-08-15 3:01:11 PM  
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2020-08-15 3:34:59 PM  
That's what she said!

/obligatory
 
2020-08-15 4:02:43 PM  
I'm not a machine Helen!
 
2020-08-15 4:21:22 PM  
When I saw 'robot tongue' I was imagining a very... different type of application. And not for that kind of snatch.
 
2020-08-15 5:28:12 PM  
I for one welcome our new robot overlords.
 
2020-08-15 5:49:22 PM  
This is what happens when you let Ben Shapiro's wife build a robot.
 
Al!
2020-08-15 6:40:27 PM  
Tab header: Scientists develop a lightning fast robot tongue
Headline: Scientists develop a lightning fast robot tongue
Sub-header: Scientists develop a lightning fast robot tongue
Body: Start Survey

Journalism is dead.
 
2020-08-15 9:21:28 PM  
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Cyborg
 
2020-08-15 9:22:12 PM  
Pack it in guys. We're done.
 
2020-08-15 10:34:22 PM  

Kiribub: thatsmyfetish.gif


I want to open a Greek eatery called "That's My Feta".
 
2020-08-15 10:55:01 PM  
And they call it "Snatcher" ... hmm
 
2020-08-16 11:26:28 AM  

Atillathepun: Kiribub: thatsmyfetish.gif

I want to open a Greek eatery called "That's My Feta".


Spit-fired meats lashed with cucumber sauce
 
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