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(MSN)   Bolivia's lawmakers have approved 'Miracle Mineral Solution' for COVID-19 treatment. Granted, it will eliminate all symptoms ... because you can't have any symptoms if you are dead   (msn.com) divider line
    More: Asinine, Evo Morales, Bolivia, Legislature, Chlorine dioxide, United States Constitution, President of the United States, left-wing MAS party, Chlorine  
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2020-08-15 9:39:48 AM  
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2020-08-15 9:42:06 AM  
That's unboliviable!
 
2020-08-15 9:46:31 AM  
It is used for a variety of antimicrobial uses, including the disinfection of drinking water. so we all are already drinking it
 
2020-08-15 9:47:48 AM  

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Man, that dude has it all figured out.
 
2020-08-15 9:48:16 AM  

monsupio: It is used for a variety of antimicrobial uses, including the disinfection of drinking water. so we all are already drinking it


Tell you what. You use MMS as directed and get back to us.
 
2020-08-15 9:48:17 AM  

monsupio: It is used for a variety of antimicrobial uses, including the disinfection of drinking water. so we all are already drinking it


Don't be a dick.

Oops, too late.
 
2020-08-15 9:48:19 AM  
So, in the USA, Covid19 is a leftist hoax.

In Bolivia, Covid19 is a right-wing hoax.

Fools gonna fool...
 
2020-08-15 9:48:20 AM  
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And in related news, underwear will be worn on the outside, and the official language of Bolivia is now Swedish.
 
2020-08-15 9:53:35 AM  
Now that's a cost-savings that go directly to the country's healthcare bottom line..

//which is probably somewhere near hell, all things considered..
 
2020-08-15 9:55:46 AM  
I thought you had to inject the bleach for that to work.
 
2020-08-15 9:56:38 AM  
Bleach?

Reads Article: Yes it is.
 
2020-08-15 10:01:47 AM  
Any time, these days, that someone touts some sort of "mineral solution" as a Miracle Cure, you can be damn sure it's just bleach at some level of dilution. I dunno why, but it's just been like that for the past year now.
 
2020-08-15 10:03:02 AM  

aagrajag: Pants full of macaroni!!: [Fark user image image 850x478]

Man, that dude has it all figured out.


he should run for office.
 
2020-08-15 10:04:33 AM  

Salmon: aagrajag: Pants full of macaroni!!: [Fark user image image 850x478]

Man, that dude has it all figured out.

he should run for office.


Can't get any worse, can it?

"Temple-Tapping Guy 2020"
 
2020-08-15 10:08:30 AM  

iron de havilland: I thought you had to inject the bleach for that to work.


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2020-08-15 10:08:31 AM  

Smoking GNU: Any time, these days, that someone touts some sort of "mineral solution" as a Miracle Cure, you can be damn sure it's just bleach at some level of dilution. I dunno why, but it's just been like that for the past year now.


This stuff has been kicking around for at least a decade. It has a cult like following.
 
2020-08-15 10:09:07 AM  

LarrySouth: So, in the USA, Covid19 is a leftist hoax.

In Bolivia, Covid19 is a right-wing hoax.

Fools gonna fool...


BSAB so drink bleach.
 
2020-08-15 10:10:24 AM  

thatboyoverthere: monsupio: It is used for a variety of antimicrobial uses, including the disinfection of drinking water. so we all are already drinking it

Tell you what. You use MMS as directed and get back to us.


I believe if used as directed, it basically becomes salt water. So it's a placebo.

/could be wrong
//I got that information on Fark.
 
2020-08-15 10:16:38 AM  

big pig peaches: thatboyoverthere: monsupio: It is used for a variety of antimicrobial uses, including the disinfection of drinking water. so we all are already drinking it

Tell you what. You use MMS as directed and get back to us.

I believe if used as directed, it basically becomes salt water. So it's a placebo.

/could be wrong
//I got that information on Fark.


Looked it up (I feel dirty now). Apparently what I said is incorrect. It's supposed to be used as a water treatment, but people are chugging the stuff.
 
2020-08-15 10:22:31 AM  

big pig peaches: Smoking GNU: Any time, these days, that someone touts some sort of "mineral solution" as a Miracle Cure, you can be damn sure it's just bleach at some level of dilution. I dunno why, but it's just been like that for the past year now.

This stuff has been kicking around for at least a decade. It has a cult like following.


Yeah, should have said "at least a year" there. Remember about this time last year i started seeing this as a "cure for autism". Maybe a bit earlier.
 
2020-08-15 10:27:43 AM  
Peter Popoff Ministries Miracle Water Ripoff Commercial | Too Funny
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2020-08-15 10:28:28 AM  
Hopefully, Bolivia's medical industry refuses to give any industrial bleach to anyone.
 
2020-08-15 10:30:31 AM  

monsupio: It is used for a variety of antimicrobial uses, including the disinfection of drinking water. so we all are already drinking it


So the amount ingested in one dose should not be a big deal?

Are you a wizard?
 
2020-08-15 10:30:34 AM  
I would think the miracle mineral solution is at least as effective as a liberal wearing a mask alone while driving her car.
 
2020-08-15 10:30:55 AM  
Is it comforting to know there are lawmakers worse than ours in America?
 
2020-08-15 10:32:35 AM  
Yeah,,,about that. Chlorine dioxide is neither a mineral nor what is commonly referred to as bleach, sodium hypochlorite. This is straight up Jim Jones crazy sauce material. I don't doubt it can kill the virus on an external surface but this is not something anyone wants to ingest,

/Trump will hail this as a medical breakthrough won't he...sigh
 
2020-08-15 10:39:05 AM  

iron de havilland: I thought you had to inject the bleach for that to work.


...through injection or as a sort of cleaning. Because it gets in the lungs, and it does a tremendous number on the lungs.
 
2020-08-15 10:44:32 AM  

CarnySaur: That's unboliviable!


Naw dude, it's totally boliviable.
 
2020-08-15 10:50:04 AM  

big pig peaches: big pig peaches: thatboyoverthere: monsupio: It is used for a variety of antimicrobial uses, including the disinfection of drinking water. so we all are already drinking it

Tell you what. You use MMS as directed and get back to us.

I believe if used as directed, it basically becomes salt water. So it's a placebo.

/could be wrong
//I got that information on Fark.

Looked it up (I feel dirty now). Apparently what I said is incorrect. It's supposed to be used as a water treatment, but people are chugging the stuff.


I take back my earlier hostility. These farkers pour it up their Autistic kids colons and say that the remnants of their intestinal lining that's being shiat out is the parasites that cause autism.
 
2020-08-15 10:53:17 AM  

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This is too horrifying to click the "Funny" button.
 
2020-08-15 10:56:23 AM  
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2020-08-15 10:58:12 AM  
 I'm waiting for Butch and Sundance to weigh in on this matter.
 
2020-08-15 11:00:12 AM  
They sound dumber than the GOP.  I'm not even mad.  That's amazing.
 
2020-08-15 11:01:39 AM  
Dead is a kind of cured.
 
2020-08-15 11:08:26 AM  

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humans are a broken species
 
2020-08-15 11:11:04 AM  
He told Business Insider: "You have a political class completely divided, and a left-wing opposition arguing it [COVID-19] is a plot, an imperialist plot designed to disarm the Bolivian people and stop the election taking place."

Nice to that the Stupid isn't just an U.S. thing.
 
2020-08-15 11:13:42 AM  

47 is the new 42: Bleach?

Reads Article: Yes it is.


A type of bleach, but not the standard stuff you have in your laundry room.
 
2020-08-15 11:21:38 AM  
So once we figure out the death part, we should be good!
 
2020-08-15 11:25:25 AM  

Salmon: aagrajag: Pants full of macaroni!!: [Fark user image image 850x478]

Man, that dude has it all figured out.

he should run for office.


He should have fun storming the castle.

/it'd take a miracle
 
2020-08-15 11:29:17 AM  
Well , they're " not America ". If I learned anything from the smarter than me folks on Fark it is that anyone " not America " is smarter than America .
 
2020-08-15 11:30:34 AM  

CarnySaur: That's unboliviable!


Booooooooolivia.

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2020-08-15 11:31:00 AM  
Seems like every crackpot despot has a miracle cure for Covid.
 
2020-08-15 11:36:49 AM  

Tom-Servo: CarnySaur: That's unboliviable!

Naw dude, it's totally boliviable.


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2020-08-15 11:40:15 AM  

monsupio: It is used for a variety of antimicrobial uses, including the disinfection of drinking water. so we all are already drinking it


Another note on this - ozone is also used for water treatment. It is mixed with the water, reacts strongly with any living critters, and then any leftover chemical breaks down a few minutes later. They then add a small amount of something longer-lasting like chlorine to keep it sterile as it moves through the pipes from the treatment site to your tap.

Now consider what might happen if you gulped down a big glass of freshly-treated water, just as the ozone was starting to react with any organic molecules it could find. Hint: your body is made of organic molecules.
 
2020-08-15 11:42:11 AM  
YES! DRINK THE BLEACH! 
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2020-08-15 11:43:37 AM  
"It can do most anything."

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2020-08-15 11:46:40 AM  
Dead is a symptom dumbmitter, jeez.  I've fallen dead thrice this week and that was just from indigestion.
 
2020-08-15 11:50:32 AM  

aagrajag: Salmon: aagrajag: Pants full of macaroni!!: [Fark user image image 850x478]

Man, that dude has it all figured out.

he should run for office.

Can't get any worse, can it?

"Temple-Tapping Guy 2020"


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Now that's how ya "Toe-Tap"..........
 
2020-08-15 11:51:24 AM  
Very Trumpian.
 
2020-08-15 11:53:41 AM  

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LOL, I checked out the website.

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/what the hell kind of spring water is this crap
 
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