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1498 clicks; posted to Food » on 15 Aug 2020 at 9:20 AM (15 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook

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2020-08-15 8:10:32 AM  
13 votes:
Click to the left for the dumbest thing you'll read all day

False. I have already read three Trump tweets this morning.
2020-08-15 8:18:45 AM  
11 votes:
As someone who is farting right now, I'm really getting blowback from some of these replies.
2020-08-15 9:42:43 AM  
5 votes:
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2020-08-15 8:17:35 AM  
4 votes:
People are avoiding black beans but it has nothing to do with bloating. Amirite, Ivanka?
2020-08-15 9:40:41 AM  
2 votes:
And there is an ad and a link to buy each thing you shouldn't eat.
2020-08-15 9:40:37 AM  
2 votes:
Hang on, what's that last one?  I need to add it to my grocery list.

2020-08-15 9:15:34 AM  
2 votes:
I've been awake two hours so that's probably in the top 10% smartest things of the day so far
2020-08-15 8:32:00 AM  
2 votes:
Someone got a PhD in bloating.
2020-08-15 2:12:05 PM  
1 vote:
Nice try advertising stevia.
2020-08-15 11:41:57 AM  
1 vote:
All I can think of is that kid on South Park saying "I can't eat ____ because it gives me gas."
2020-08-15 9:38:00 AM  
1 vote:
Eddie Murphy's Delirious Part 8 - Fart Game
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2020-08-15 9:35:32 AM  
1 vote:
Thanks for writing an article about what's on the other end of all of those DOCTORS BEG YOU NOT TO EAT THESE FOODS FOR YOUR GUT HEALTH ads, i guess?
2020-08-15 8:58:15 AM  
1 vote:
It's only 7:58 CDT, subs.
2020-08-15 8:10:04 AM  
1 vote:
"Don't consume any food or drink ever because you might fart"

Oh noe, not the farts.
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