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(Bored Panda)   McCaulay Culkin's Twitter is a hoot: "I feel bad for all the burglars who never had the confidence to rob a house on Christmas thanks to me". But wait, there's more   (boredpanda.com) divider line
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2020-08-15 2:11:03 AM  
54 votes:

delathi: Snapper Carr: Ghastly: Mugato: I really never saw his movies, even Home Alone but Mila Kunis was his girlfriend so *bow*.

He was actually really good in that one movie where he played an acerbic atheist in a wheelchair.

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A very underrated movie.

He was really good in Party Monster too


I'm sure his favorite thing he was in was Mila Kunis
 
2020-08-14 6:51:34 PM  
52 votes:
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2020-08-15 7:50:31 AM  
33 votes:
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2020-08-15 2:23:49 AM  
16 votes:
I would think that if you could actually succeed at robbing McCauley's house on Christmas Eve, you'd be internet famous forever.
 
2020-08-15 10:33:25 AM  
15 votes:

Snapper Carr: Ghastly: Mugato: I really never saw his movies, even Home Alone but Mila Kunis was his girlfriend so *bow*.

He was actually really good in that one movie where he played an acerbic atheist in a wheelchair.

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A very underrated movie.


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2020-08-14 8:01:33 PM  
14 votes:

gameshowhost: Yeah there's some funny there, but "a hoot"?  Where are we - Topeka?


Lexington, I think
 
2020-08-15 3:32:47 AM  
12 votes:

Mugato: I really never saw his movies, even Home Alone but Mila Kunis was his girlfriend so *bow*.


I never believe you when you claim to be so ignorant of pop culture media.
 
2020-08-15 3:49:31 AM  
10 votes:

gameshowhost: Yeah there's some funny there, but "a hoot"?  Where are we - Topeka?


It's not Topeka, it's Fark.
 
2020-08-14 7:58:12 PM  
10 votes:
Yeah there's some funny there, but "a hoot"?  Where are we - Topeka?
 
2020-08-14 6:20:14 PM  
10 votes:
I really never saw his movies, even Home Alone but Mila Kunis was his girlfriend so *bow*.
 
2020-08-15 1:18:01 PM  
9 votes:

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Fantasy Basketball does though.

/and it has Magic too!
 
2020-08-15 11:01:16 AM  
9 votes:

fearmongert: delathi: Snapper Carr: Ghastly: Mugato: I really never saw his movies, even Home Alone but Mila Kunis was his girlfriend so *bow*.

He was actually really good in that one movie where he played an acerbic atheist in a wheelchair.

Saved

A very underrated movie.

He was really good in Party Monster too

I'm sure his favorite thing he was in was Mila Kunis


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2020-08-15 12:38:28 PM  
8 votes:
I guess you'd say,
What can make me feel this way?
BEES!!!!!
 
2020-08-15 1:40:39 PM  
7 votes:
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/Thinks you're all adorable!
 
2020-08-15 7:42:22 AM  
7 votes:

delathi: Snapper Carr: Ghastly: Mugato: I really never saw his movies, even Home Alone but Mila Kunis was his girlfriend so *bow*.

He was actually really good in that one movie where he played an acerbic atheist in a wheelchair.

Saved

A very underrated movie.

He was really good in Party Monster too


His best role was as "intern", opposite famed actor Rich Evans.
 
2020-08-15 6:32:22 AM  
7 votes:

Flappyhead: ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha: gameshowhost: Yeah there's some funny there, but "a hoot"?  Where are we - Topeka?

Lexington, I think

Pretty sure Sheboygan.


Musta missed the left turn at Albuquerque.
 
2020-08-15 3:13:34 AM  
7 votes:

ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha: gameshowhost: Yeah there's some funny there, but "a hoot"?  Where are we - Topeka?

Lexington, I think


Pretty sure Sheboygan.
 
2020-08-15 8:14:46 PM  
6 votes:

redsquid: phimuskapsi: That's kind of
After Home Alone came out I was *constantly* asked if I was Macaulay Culkin whenever I went out in public. I looked a lot like him then. Less so now, but a lot of similarities in places.

Lucky you. I seem to look like the lead singer of Korn. Lots of white trash chicks have asked for my autograph.


I had someone tell me I look like I'm Uncle Phil the other day.

That's the kind of thing you want to hear when you're 34 and single.
 
2020-08-15 12:22:54 PM  
5 votes:
If Mila Kunis were my girlfriend, I would definitely put it in her butt
 
2020-08-15 11:39:59 AM  
5 votes:

whosits_112: jaylectricity: He's a good podcast guest.

What's a podcast?

/Macow-cow


A weapon invented in medieval times. It was small catapult that would launch glass spheres full of snakes and bugs at the enemy. While providing distraction, most of the icky critters died on impact and the weapon was considered a failure
 
2020-08-15 7:02:45 PM  
4 votes:

phimuskapsi: That's kind of
After Home Alone came out I was *constantly* asked if I was Macaulay Culkin whenever I went out in public. I looked a lot like him then. Less so now, but a lot of similarities in places.


Lucky you. I seem to look like the lead singer of Korn. Lots of white trash chicks have asked for my autograph.
 
2020-08-15 10:39:18 AM  
4 votes:

gameshowhost: Yeah there's some funny there, but "a hoot"?  Where are we - Topeka?


That town is not a hoot, nor a holler.
 
2020-08-15 3:44:06 PM  
2 votes:
That's so adorable where he reprises his role in that cute little movie in order to try and convince us to install listening devices that attach to our personal data from technology corporations into our homes. Sooo CUTE!
 
2020-08-16 12:16:00 AM  
1 vote:

Optimus Primate: AteMyBrain: That's so adorable where he reprises his role in that cute little movie in order to try and convince us to install listening devices that attach to our personal data from technology corporations into our homes. Sooo CUTE!

He probably got 500 grand for that appearance so I get the appeal


Oh, I see. Well, thanks for explaining that to me. I had no idea they paid celebrities tons of money to endorse stuff.
 
2020-08-16 12:01:04 AM  
1 vote:

thesharkman: When he gets older he's going to do old age Home Alone. He's left behind at an old age home and some kids try to cause trouble and he stops them.


I'd watch that.
 
2020-08-15 10:40:46 PM  
1 vote:
Home Alone Games with Macaulay Culkin - Angry Video Game Nerd (AVGN)
Youtube shwFNKP_mI4
 
2020-08-15 12:49:45 PM  
1 vote:

Biledriver: This was pretty good and hit right after stuff like Home Alone and My Girl, so it was quite jarring:
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/Poor old Mr. Highway


Yup. Elijah Wood is pretty good too. It's a remake of a film called "The Bad Seed."
 
2020-08-15 10:59:17 AM  
1 vote:

jaylectricity: He's a good podcast guest.


What's a podcast?

/Macow-cow
 
2020-08-15 6:56:41 AM  
1 vote:
Did his Pizza band break up?
 
2020-08-14 11:45:44 PM  
1 vote:

Mugato: I really never saw his movies, even Home Alone but Mila Kunis was his girlfriend so *bow*.


He was actually really good in that one movie where he played an acerbic atheist in a wheelchair.
 
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