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(Bored Panda)   McCaulay Culkin's Twitter is a hoot: "I feel bad for all the burglars who never had the confidence to rob a house on Christmas thanks to me". But wait, there's more   (boredpanda.com) divider line
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2020-08-14 6:20:14 PM  
I really never saw his movies, even Home Alone but Mila Kunis was his girlfriend so *bow*.
 
2020-08-14 6:51:34 PM  
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2020-08-14 7:58:12 PM  
Yeah there's some funny there, but "a hoot"?  Where are we - Topeka?
 
2020-08-14 8:01:33 PM  

gameshowhost: Yeah there's some funny there, but "a hoot"?  Where are we - Topeka?


Lexington, I think
 
2020-08-14 10:19:31 PM  
He's a good podcast guest.
 
2020-08-14 11:45:44 PM  

Mugato: I really never saw his movies, even Home Alone but Mila Kunis was his girlfriend so *bow*.


He was actually really good in that one movie where he played an acerbic atheist in a wheelchair.
 
2020-08-15 1:49:10 AM  

Ghastly: Mugato: I really never saw his movies, even Home Alone but Mila Kunis was his girlfriend so *bow*.

He was actually really good in that one movie where he played an acerbic atheist in a wheelchair.


Saved

A very underrated movie.
 
2020-08-15 2:06:51 AM  

Snapper Carr: Ghastly: Mugato: I really never saw his movies, even Home Alone but Mila Kunis was his girlfriend so *bow*.

He was actually really good in that one movie where he played an acerbic atheist in a wheelchair.

Saved

A very underrated movie.


He was really good in Party Monster too
 
2020-08-15 2:11:03 AM  

delathi: Snapper Carr: Ghastly: Mugato: I really never saw his movies, even Home Alone but Mila Kunis was his girlfriend so *bow*.

He was actually really good in that one movie where he played an acerbic atheist in a wheelchair.

Saved

A very underrated movie.

He was really good in Party Monster too


I'm sure his favorite thing he was in was Mila Kunis
 
2020-08-15 2:23:49 AM  
I would think that if you could actually succeed at robbing McCauley's house on Christmas Eve, you'd be internet famous forever.
 
2020-08-15 2:29:46 AM  
Those were funny.
 
2020-08-15 3:13:34 AM  

ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha: gameshowhost: Yeah there's some funny there, but "a hoot"?  Where are we - Topeka?

Lexington, I think


Pretty sure Sheboygan.
 
2020-08-15 3:32:47 AM  

Mugato: I really never saw his movies, even Home Alone but Mila Kunis was his girlfriend so *bow*.


I never believe you when you claim to be so ignorant of pop culture media.
 
2020-08-15 3:39:09 AM  

Mugato: I really never saw his movies, even Home Alone but Mila Kunis was his girlfriend so *bow*.


He's currently dating Brenda Song- so he hasn't been doing too badly since
 
2020-08-15 3:49:31 AM  

gameshowhost: Yeah there's some funny there, but "a hoot"?  Where are we - Topeka?


It's not Topeka, it's Fark.
 
2020-08-15 6:32:05 AM  

fearmongert: Mugato: I really never saw his movies, even Home Alone but Mila Kunis was his girlfriend so *bow*.

He's currently dating Brenda Song- so he hasn't been doing too badly since


He seems to have come out the other end of child stardom about as well as anyone can be expected to.
 
2020-08-15 6:32:22 AM  

Flappyhead: ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha: gameshowhost: Yeah there's some funny there, but "a hoot"?  Where are we - Topeka?

Lexington, I think

Pretty sure Sheboygan.


Musta missed the left turn at Albuquerque.
 
2020-08-15 6:56:41 AM  
Did his Pizza band break up?
 
2020-08-15 7:42:22 AM  

delathi: Snapper Carr: Ghastly: Mugato: I really never saw his movies, even Home Alone but Mila Kunis was his girlfriend so *bow*.

He was actually really good in that one movie where he played an acerbic atheist in a wheelchair.

Saved

A very underrated movie.

He was really good in Party Monster too


His best role was as "intern", opposite famed actor Rich Evans.
 
2020-08-15 7:50:31 AM  
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2020-08-15 9:13:19 AM  

Smackledorfer: Mugato: I really never saw his movies, even Home Alone but Mila Kunis was his girlfriend so *bow*.

I never believe you when you claim to be so ignorant of pop culture media.


No, as much of a geek as I am there are movies that people are surprised I never saw.
 
2020-08-15 9:51:40 AM  
The scale ranges from Ron Howard to Dana Plato. He's very much closer to the Ron Howard side of the spectrum, though not quite there.
 
2020-08-15 9:52:53 AM  
Still waiting to get to the entertaining part
 
2020-08-15 10:27:34 AM  

hoodiowithtudio: The scale ranges from Ron Howard to Dana Plato. He's very much closer to the Ron Howard side of the spectrum, though not quite there.


That's kind of why I like him now. He's wholesomely funny. He's also been doing a sort of 'tour' around popular YouTube shows the last couple years. 

After Home Alone came out I was *constantly* asked if I was Macaulay Culkin whenever I went out in public. I looked a lot like him then. Less so now, but a lot of similarities in places.

Snapper Carr: Ghastly: Mugato: I really never saw his movies, even Home Alone but Mila Kunis was his girlfriend so *bow*.

He was actually really good in that one movie where he played an acerbic atheist in a wheelchair.

Saved

A very underrated movie.


I'd never even heard of this till now. I'm going to have to run it down. Ebert gave it 3.5 stars, which means it must have had some serious meat to it.
 
2020-08-15 10:32:18 AM  

hoodiowithtudio: The scale ranges from Ron Howard to Dana Plato. He's very much closer to the Ron Howard side of the spectrum, though not quite there.


The Dana Plato tragedy is compounded by the fact that her son also committed suicide.
 
2020-08-15 10:33:25 AM  

Snapper Carr: Ghastly: Mugato: I really never saw his movies, even Home Alone but Mila Kunis was his girlfriend so *bow*.

He was actually really good in that one movie where he played an acerbic atheist in a wheelchair.

Saved

A very underrated movie.


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2020-08-15 10:39:18 AM  

gameshowhost: Yeah there's some funny there, but "a hoot"?  Where are we - Topeka?


That town is not a hoot, nor a holler.
 
2020-08-15 10:59:17 AM  

jaylectricity: He's a good podcast guest.


What's a podcast?

/Macow-cow
 
2020-08-15 11:01:16 AM  

fearmongert: delathi: Snapper Carr: Ghastly: Mugato: I really never saw his movies, even Home Alone but Mila Kunis was his girlfriend so *bow*.

He was actually really good in that one movie where he played an acerbic atheist in a wheelchair.

Saved

A very underrated movie.

He was really good in Party Monster too

I'm sure his favorite thing he was in was Mila Kunis


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2020-08-15 11:39:59 AM  

whosits_112: jaylectricity: He's a good podcast guest.

What's a podcast?

/Macow-cow


A weapon invented in medieval times. It was small catapult that would launch glass spheres full of snakes and bugs at the enemy. While providing distraction, most of the icky critters died on impact and the weapon was considered a failure
 
2020-08-15 12:22:54 PM  
If Mila Kunis were my girlfriend, I would definitely put it in her butt
 
2020-08-15 12:29:03 PM  
This was pretty good and hit right after stuff like Home Alone and My Girl, so it was quite jarring:
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/Poor old Mr. Highway
 
2020-08-15 12:36:33 PM  
It is good to see Culkin out and doing well.  I was pretty much sure that he wasn't going to make it past 28.  There were many, many things that were stacked against him that have done in many in the same shoes.
 
2020-08-15 12:38:28 PM  
I guess you'd say,
What can make me feel this way?
BEES!!!!!
 
2020-08-15 12:40:58 PM  

jaylectricity: He's a good podcast guest.


Huh. His Reddit AMA from about two years ago was such a trainwreck- nearly every answer was an obnoxious joke answer, but not the funny kind, and also some incident with his band- that I had written him off as another child star that couldn't transition to adulthood and had even assumed this Twitter feed was ghostwritten. But if you've actually heard him be good on podcasts, something you can't exactly fake, then maybe he's a functioning adult.

/He may have been drunk during the AMA
//Only real answer he gave was that he would love to do a full-length version of "Angels with Filthy Souls," the gangster movie that you see clips of in both of his Home Alone movies.
 
2020-08-15 12:49:45 PM  

Biledriver: This was pretty good and hit right after stuff like Home Alone and My Girl, so it was quite jarring:
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/Poor old Mr. Highway


Yup. Elijah Wood is pretty good too. It's a remake of a film called "The Bad Seed."
 
2020-08-15 12:53:21 PM  

Fireproof: jaylectricity: He's a good podcast guest.

Huh. His Reddit AMA from about two years ago was such a trainwreck- nearly every answer was an obnoxious joke answer, but not the funny kind, and also some incident with his band- that I had written him off as another child star that couldn't transition to adulthood and had even assumed this Twitter feed was ghostwritten. But if you've actually heard him be good on podcasts, something you can't exactly fake, then maybe he's a functioning adult.


Not a Joe Rogan fan but my feed comes up with random short interview clips and one of them was MaCaulay Culkin talking about how he's had a pretty good life and was remarkably lucky as far as child stars go. Something to the effect of there's a lot of messed up things that happen to kids in the industry and he thankfully didn't have those kind of experiences.

He's set for life and just does whatever weird stuff or acting jobs he wants to do. Hell, he was on Angry Video Game Nerd making fun of himself not to long ago.
 
2020-08-15 1:01:13 PM  

Ghastly: Mugato: I really never saw his movies, even Home Alone but Mila Kunis was his girlfriend so *bow*.

He was actually really good in that one movie where he played an acerbic atheist in a wheelchair.


Mary : How was your summer, Roland?
Roland : What?
Mary : Your summer. How was it?
Roland : Oh, it was great. I went roller-skating, water-skiing, learnt to kickbox. The usual.

Saved is a great movie, funny & thoughtful, plus we get Mandy Moore & Michael Stipe covering 'God Only Knows'.
 
2020-08-15 1:18:01 PM  

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Fantasy Basketball does though.

/and it has Magic too!
 
2020-08-15 1:40:39 PM  
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/Thinks you're all adorable!
 
2020-08-15 3:44:06 PM  
That's so adorable where he reprises his role in that cute little movie in order to try and convince us to install listening devices that attach to our personal data from technology corporations into our homes. Sooo CUTE!
 
2020-08-15 4:24:55 PM  

Slow To Return: I would think that if you could actually succeed at robbing McCauley's house on Christmas Eve, you'd be internet famous forever.


I'm starting the petition right now
 
2020-08-15 4:28:32 PM  

AteMyBrain: That's so adorable where he reprises his role in that cute little movie in order to try and convince us to install listening devices that attach to our personal data from technology corporations into our homes. Sooo CUTE!


He probably got 500 grand for that appearance so I get the appeal
 
2020-08-15 4:50:18 PM  
When he gets older he's going to do old age Home Alone. He's left behind at an old age home and some kids try to cause trouble and he stops them.
 
2020-08-15 7:02:45 PM  

phimuskapsi: That's kind of
After Home Alone came out I was *constantly* asked if I was Macaulay Culkin whenever I went out in public. I looked a lot like him then. Less so now, but a lot of similarities in places.


Lucky you. I seem to look like the lead singer of Korn. Lots of white trash chicks have asked for my autograph.
 
2020-08-15 8:11:52 PM  
Best of the Worst: Hawk Jones, Winterbeast, and ROAR
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2020-08-15 8:14:46 PM  

redsquid: phimuskapsi: That's kind of
After Home Alone came out I was *constantly* asked if I was Macaulay Culkin whenever I went out in public. I looked a lot like him then. Less so now, but a lot of similarities in places.

Lucky you. I seem to look like the lead singer of Korn. Lots of white trash chicks have asked for my autograph.


I had someone tell me I look like I'm Uncle Phil the other day.

That's the kind of thing you want to hear when you're 34 and single.
 
2020-08-15 9:49:17 PM  

fearmongert: Mugato: I really never saw his movies, even Home Alone but Mila Kunis was his girlfriend so *bow*.

He's currently dating Brenda Song- so he hasn't been doing too badly since


It's an upgrade in my book.
 
2020-08-15 10:40:46 PM  
Home Alone Games with Macaulay Culkin - Angry Video Game Nerd (AVGN)
Youtube shwFNKP_mI4
 
2020-08-15 10:56:56 PM  

Clutch2013: redsquid: phimuskapsi: That's kind of
After Home Alone came out I was *constantly* asked if I was Macaulay Culkin whenever I went out in public. I looked a lot like him then. Less so now, but a lot of similarities in places.

Lucky you. I seem to look like the lead singer of Korn. Lots of white trash chicks have asked for my autograph.

I had someone tell me I look like I'm Uncle Phil the other day.

That's the kind of thing you want to hear when you're 34 and single.


Depends on how you are with taking advantage of daddy issues I suppose...

/don't recommend it, for the record
//in general, it's farking the crazy
///the same, "Just don't" reasons apply
 
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