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(News4Jax)   If you're headed to the beach with your kids you might as well bring your drugs, gun and your porn   (news4jax.com) divider line
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2020-08-14 9:01:54 PM  
Investigators said police found meth, LSD, a gun and pornography in the car that Tiffany Smith, 31, and Cody Smith, 32, were driving.


Is pornography illegal?
 
2020-08-14 9:14:41 PM  
Don't forget the lube, daddy!
 
2020-08-14 9:16:17 PM  
 
2020-08-14 9:17:26 PM  
Hey, sometimes you need to come prepared. After all, once you're locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can go...
 
2020-08-14 9:26:07 PM  

SoundOfOneHandWanking: Investigators said police found meth, LSD, a gun and pornography in the car that Tiffany Smith, 31, and Cody Smith, 32, were driving.


Is pornography illegal?


There were children and porn in the car, SOOHW - Them're evil pedophiles and dope fiends fer chrissakes!

/news stations know that people caught in circumstances like that have farkall chance in court with a defamation suit, so they do this bullshiat
//ladies and gentlemen of the jury, my client was... "Shut up porn freak child molester!"
///wish I was joking
 
2020-08-14 9:26:44 PM  
When I was a kid we hid our stuff under our bed.

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2020-08-14 9:31:19 PM  

SoundOfOneHandWanking: Investigators said police found meth, LSD, a gun and pornography in the car that Tiffany Smith, 31, and Cody Smith, 32, were driving.


Is pornography illegal?


It might be when 9 and 10 year old children are present.
 
2020-08-14 9:31:49 PM  
Way ahead of you, subby.
 
2020-08-14 9:40:27 PM  
I hate when people take drugs at the beach. Like the police.
 
2020-08-14 9:44:57 PM  

Some Junkie Cosmonaut: SoundOfOneHandWanking: Investigators said police found meth, LSD, a gun and pornography in the car that Tiffany Smith, 31, and Cody Smith, 32, were driving.


Is pornography illegal?

There were children and porn in the car, SOOHW - Them're evil pedophiles and dope fiends fer chrissakes!

/news stations know that people caught in circumstances like that have farkall chance in court with a defamation suit, so they do this bullshiat
//ladies and gentlemen of the jury, my client was... "Shut up porn freak child molester!"
///wish I was joking


How about the gun and LSD?
 
2020-08-14 9:46:29 PM  
Y'all focused on the pr0n. But the gun was probably also not a problem, and TFA doesn't say they were charged with any gun- or pr0n-related crime.

In Georgia those who can legally possess a handgun can have it in their car.

Might be a problem if the kids could get control of the gun.
 
2020-08-14 10:06:39 PM  

The Googles Do Nothing: Some Junkie Cosmonaut: SoundOfOneHandWanking: Investigators said police found meth, LSD, a gun and pornography in the car that Tiffany Smith, 31, and Cody Smith, 32, were driving.


Is pornography illegal?

There were children and porn in the car, SOOHW - Them're evil pedophiles and dope fiends fer chrissakes!

/news stations know that people caught in circumstances like that have farkall chance in court with a defamation suit, so they do this bullshiat
//ladies and gentlemen of the jury, my client was... "Shut up porn freak child molester!"
///wish I was joking

How about the gun and LSD?


How about it?  Were they doing it and shooting people?  Were the kids messing with it or even able to get at it?  If not, no I really don't give a single fark.
 
2020-08-14 10:19:04 PM  
Shiat. In Georgia, that's 3/4 of the requirements to open a licensed daycare. The 4th is Jarts.
 
2020-08-14 10:24:58 PM  
Get yourself some lawyers and you can have yourself a coup.
 
2020-08-14 10:31:34 PM  
Sounds like a good packing list minus the child.
 
2020-08-14 10:33:58 PM  
They seem nice.
 
2020-08-14 11:12:37 PM  
FTFA: Feaster fired below the flag thief's "center mass," a purposeful sparing of the fleeing woman's life.

How sporting of him!

If there were justice in the world, his firing squad would similarly shoot him below his "center mass" too.  Morte moriatur.
 
2020-08-14 11:20:49 PM  

Some Junkie Cosmonaut: The Googles Do Nothing: Some Junkie Cosmonaut: SoundOfOneHandWanking: Investigators said police found meth, LSD, a gun and pornography in the car that Tiffany Smith, 31, and Cody Smith, 32, were driving.


Is pornography illegal?

There were children and porn in the car, SOOHW - Them're evil pedophiles and dope fiends fer chrissakes!

/news stations know that people caught in circumstances like that have farkall chance in court with a defamation suit, so they do this bullshiat
//ladies and gentlemen of the jury, my client was... "Shut up porn freak child molester!"
///wish I was joking

How about the gun and LSD?

How about it?  Were they doing it and shooting people?  Were the kids messing with it or even able to get at it?  If not, no I really don't give a single fark.


Was the gun licensed?  How was it stored?  I'm just asking questions here!  They seem like very fine people.
 
2020-08-14 11:38:10 PM  

Kooj: Might be a problem if the kids could get control of the gun.


Frankly, in this case, it could potentially have been part of the solution.
 
2020-08-15 12:04:49 AM  

blockhouse: FTFA: Feaster fired below the flag thief's "center mass," a purposeful sparing of the fleeing woman's life.

How sporting of him!

If there were justice in the world, his firing squad would similarly shoot him below his "center mass" too.  Morte moriatur.


O_o
 
2020-08-15 5:09:23 AM  
I was curious about the paper copy of porn but it's Georgia so maybe a family photo album?
 
2020-08-15 7:20:36 AM  
Merican survival kit:  drug, guns, and porn.  Kids optional.
 
2020-08-15 3:48:31 PM  

rogrtheshrubber: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lebhf​j​STtSA


That's from one of my favorite Simpsons episodes ever, "The Summer of 4 ft. 2."
 
2020-08-15 4:19:06 PM  

The Googles Do Nothing: Some Junkie Cosmonaut: The Googles Do Nothing: Some Junkie Cosmonaut: SoundOfOneHandWanking: Investigators said police found meth, LSD, a gun and pornography in the car that Tiffany Smith, 31, and Cody Smith, 32, were driving.


Is pornography illegal?

There were children and porn in the car, SOOHW - Them're evil pedophiles and dope fiends fer chrissakes!

/news stations know that people caught in circumstances like that have farkall chance in court with a defamation suit, so they do this bullshiat
//ladies and gentlemen of the jury, my client was... "Shut up porn freak child molester!"
///wish I was joking

How about the gun and LSD?

How about it?  Were they doing it and shooting people?  Were the kids messing with it or even able to get at it?  If not, no I really don't give a single fark.

Was the gun licensed?  How was it stored?  I'm just asking questions here!  They seem like very fine people.


I'd hope someone asks those questions - or would you prefer the cops just made shiat up and fark the law?  Because that'd be exactly the kind of shiat a real "I'm just asking questions here" genius would go for - and that's exactly the 'moral' stance the news uses to drum up outrage.  Fox, CNN, the Enquirer, the Scottish Sun, anyone at all - they all friggin' distort to fuel the fire - because that's what brings the views.  If you genuinely feel that's not a problem because you personally agree with the stance they took, you're gonna be in for an unpleasant surprise when the dog bites you.

'News' that's used to push an agenda is no longer news - and it's probably one of the most serious contributors to Trump and his assholes that exists.
 
2020-08-15 4:25:08 PM  

Some Junkie Cosmonaut: 'News' that's used to push an agenda is no longer news - and it's probably one of the most serious contributors to Trump and his assholes that exists.


And no, not because "it provoked them" or some such stupid shiat, since we seem to be playing "read whatever we like into replies." let's nip this right here.  In Fox's case, through direct manipulation, support, and encouragement of deplorable bullshiat attitudes.
 
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