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(Yahoo)   US government to kick off Walking Dead in real life. Wait, we aren't already living that show?   (news.yahoo.com) divider line
    More: Scary, Vaccination, human challenge trials of vaccines, Public health, Influenza, Microbiology, such trials, Tuberculosis, Virology  
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2020-08-14 10:46:34 PM  
This is why they've been snatching people off of the street.
StuDy iT ouT
/not really.
 
2020-08-14 10:48:21 PM  
We got together and decided we're doing a Contagion/Mr. Robot mashup instead.
 
2020-08-14 10:50:33 PM  
"A 20-year-old in a challenge study isn't really going to give us the answer of will this vaccine keep an older person, someone with chronic kidney disease, from ending up in the hospital," she said.

I am not a real doctor (it's my initials), know absolute nothing about this, and am overall probably too stupid to be properly informed about it anyway... but have to say "give a person with chronic kidney disease COVID" seems like a weird solution to me.

Hammer looking for a nail, if you will.
 
2020-08-14 10:52:28 PM  
This article is equally as useless.

How about his, since we are apparently making designer covid now just make a strain that's even more infectious but doesn't harm you. No need for any vaccines; release the new one into the wild and it will outcompete the old one.

/pretty sure this is how a few movies started
 
2020-08-14 10:53:49 PM  
Baby Can You Dig Your Man?
 
2020-08-14 10:58:51 PM  
What the fark is wrong with you America?   It's like a "Choose Your Own Adventure" book but all you pick is dumb.

fark. I am out.

Good luck. Because you are going to need it.
 
2020-08-14 11:08:25 PM  
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2020-08-14 11:13:40 PM  
It disinfects, it sanitizes for your protection
It gives you an erection, it wins the election
Why put up with painful corns any longer?
It's a redeemable coupon, no obligation, no salesman will visit your home
We got a jackpot, jackpot, jackpot, prizes, prizes, prizes, all work guaranteed
How do we do it, how do we do it, how do we do it, how do we do it
We need your business, we're going out of business
We'll give you the business
Get on the business end of our going-out-of-business sale
---Tom Waits, Step Right Up
 
2020-08-14 11:14:48 PM  
More like the Will Smith remake of Omega Man I am Legend.

I Am Legend News Scene
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/Last Man on Earth is still the best version of Matheson.
 
2020-08-15 2:01:58 AM  
No, subby, the show we're currently living is the Walking Derp.  Easy to get them confused.
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