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(Sporting News)   Since the Big Ten won't be playing football this summer, here's a guide for their fans to decide which SEC school to adopt   (sportingnews.com) divider line
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2020-08-14 8:36:37 PM  
Not choosing a team, the season is going to last about 4 weeks.  Hope it was worth it.
 
2020-08-14 8:36:43 PM  
No
 
2020-08-14 8:36:44 PM  
Already covered, like the face of Subby's mom.

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2020-08-14 9:08:01 PM  
Not having read the article yet I will say as a UM alum I should root for Georgia since they also are perennial disappointments.
 
2020-08-14 9:09:04 PM  

WoodyHayes: Already covered, like the face of Subby's mom.

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That looks dangerous and unwise.
 
2020-08-14 9:10:19 PM  

The Googles Do Nothing: Not having read the article yet I will say as a UM alum I should root for Georgia since they also are perennial disappointments.


Ah, I see it was Tennessee.   Makes more sense.  Two fanbases living in the past.  That school sucks balls academically though.
 
2020-08-14 10:11:42 PM  
I hate the SEC, but that is pretty legit.
 
2020-08-14 10:12:18 PM  
When I moved to Atlanta 20 years ago, I fell in with a group of LSU graduates.  They're all a bunch of drunks like me, so it was an easy team to like.
 
2020-08-14 10:14:55 PM  

Slow To Return: WoodyHayes: Already covered, like the face of Subby's mom.

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That looks dangerous and unwise.


The top of it contains a communal semen jar and I am not kidding.
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TL:DR- Aggies jack off into a jar and set it on fire to show much they hate other schools.
 
2020-08-14 10:39:51 PM  

Riothamus: Slow To Return: WoodyHayes: Already covered, like the face of Subby's mom.

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That looks dangerous and unwise.

The top of it contains a communal semen jar and I am not kidding. [Fark user image image 850x526]

TL:DR- Aggies jack off into a jar and set it on fire to show much they hate other schools.


These people are disgusting.

/everyone knows you do that just because it's so goddamn fun
//stop making everything about hate, people
 
2020-08-14 10:41:00 PM  
That said, LOL FOH if you think I'm gonna root for an SEC team.
 
2020-08-14 10:43:38 PM  
Mizzou? fark that. Nebraska fans disdain Missourah. Cold day in hell, etc.

Because of the baseball College World Series, which was in Omaha for a long time, and Bo Pelini, Nebraska fans last I saw have an odd liking for LSU.
 
2020-08-14 10:51:30 PM  
Non-SEC fans:
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2020-08-14 10:59:23 PM  

Slow To Return: WoodyHayes: Already covered, like the face of Subby's mom.

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That looks dangerous and unwise.


Uh yeah, it killed 12 people which is why they dont do it anymore. Why anyone believes they are a decent engineering school is beyond me.
 
2020-08-14 11:14:49 PM  

Riothamus: Slow To Return: WoodyHayes: Already covered, like the face of Subby's mom.

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That looks dangerous and unwise.

The top of it contains a communal semen jar and I am not kidding. [Fark user image 850x526]

TL:DR- Aggies jack off into a jar and set it on fire to show much they hate other schools.


What the fark...?

Look. I did my time. Mid-major MAC school with some insane fans. Undergrad, grad and doctorate. Had more than a little fun, partied more than a little, but jacking into a jar?

Why...?
 
2020-08-14 11:17:05 PM  

Sword and Shield: Riothamus: Slow To Return: WoodyHayes: Already covered, like the face of Subby's mom.

[Fark user image 630x800]

That looks dangerous and unwise.

The top of it contains a communal semen jar and I am not kidding. [Fark user image 850x526]

TL:DR- Aggies jack off into a jar and set it on fire to show much they hate other schools.

What the fark...?

Look. I did my time. Mid-major MAC school with some insane fans. Undergrad, grad and doctorate. Had more than a little fun, partied more than a little, but jacking into a jar?

Why...?


Gotta jack into sumthin'....
 
2020-08-14 11:19:32 PM  

The Googles Do Nothing: Sword and Shield: Riothamus: Slow To Return: WoodyHayes: Already covered, like the face of Subby's mom.

[Fark user image 630x800]

That looks dangerous and unwise.

The top of it contains a communal semen jar and I am not kidding. [Fark user image 850x526]

TL:DR- Aggies jack off into a jar and set it on fire to show much they hate other schools.

What the fark...?

Look. I did my time. Mid-major MAC school with some insane fans. Undergrad, grad and doctorate. Had more than a little fun, partied more than a little, but jacking into a jar?

Why...?

Gotta jack into sumthin'....


It's college. Find a willing partner of your preferred sex and gender.
 
2020-08-14 11:28:13 PM  

max_pooper: Slow To Return: WoodyHayes: Already covered, like the face of Subby's mom.

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That looks dangerous and unwise.

Uh yeah, it killed 12 people which is why they dont do it anymore. Why anyone believes they are a decent engineering school is beyond me.


Looks like it was resumed in 2002, but not in official affiliation with the university:

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2020-08-15 12:22:08 AM  
That list was surprisingly--I don't want to say insightful but just about every one I saw I nodded and said, "That makes sense".
 
2020-08-15 1:28:44 AM  
Nah.
 
2020-08-15 2:06:51 AM  
As a Rutgers grad, I need a whole year vacation after the pathetic excuse of a program it has been in the last 3 years.
 
2020-08-15 3:17:31 AM  
I don't fark my sister, therefore I don't have 14 favorite teams.  The article writer and subby (assuming those are two separate people) can both DIAF.
 
2020-08-15 7:45:06 AM  

Riothamus: Slow To Return: WoodyHayes: Already covered, like the face of Subby's mom.

[Fark user image 630x800]

That looks dangerous and unwise.

The top of it contains a communal semen jar and I am not kidding. [Fark user image 850x526]

TL:DR- Aggies jack off into a jar and set it on fire to show much they hate other schools.


You are making some assumptions here.  These men (being mostly Texans and all) are likely guilty of assembling a large circle jerk and filling their various jars in some kind of homoerotic jack off race.  It is possible, and would be more likely at most other institutions of higher learning, that this is not the scenario at all.  More likely, various sororities are involved in the competition.  Which sorority can fill their jar with college boy semen in the shortest elapsed time?  Sounds more likely and much more fun.
 
2020-08-15 7:47:59 AM  
It's never too early for Arkansas to have a "fire the head coach movement."

Sam Pittman must go!
 
2020-08-15 10:58:13 AM  
Oh, so jacking off into a jar of semen and placing it atop gigantic burning stacks of logs along with the ut outhouse is weird but not an Aggie foosball player getting popped for farking sheep around 2005? Bunch of sickos with bizarre priorities when it comes to taking issue with something.
 
2020-08-15 11:19:36 AM  
They picked Wisconsin for Georgia? OK I guess, Wisconsin has the best fans of the B1G and the best band.
 
2020-08-15 11:41:23 AM  

WoodyHayes: Oh, so jacking off into a jar of semen and placing it atop gigantic burning stacks of logs along with the ut outhouse is weird but not an Aggie foosball player getting popped for farking sheep around 2005? Bunch of sickos with bizarre priorities when it comes to taking issue with something.


You just have to realize that farking sheep may be normal behavior at A&M.  If jizz jars are normal behavior at A&M, as it seems to be, the rest of it probably isn't far behind.
 
2020-08-15 12:09:15 PM  
This may help you decide


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2020-08-15 12:16:17 PM  
Nah, Ohio State fans will never adopt LSU.  They thought they should have been the #1 seed for last year's playoffs, and their coach ranted and ranted and ranted that they deserve to be number one.  Meanwhile, LSU, down to the last man, said "we don't care what we're seeded, we'll play anybody, anywhere, anytime."
 
2020-08-15 12:36:16 PM  

Fursecution: Mizzou? fark that. Nebraska fans disdain Missourah. Cold day in hell, etc.



You assume we wanted you.
 
2020-08-15 1:09:10 PM  

mikaloyd: They picked Wisconsin for Georgia? OK I guess, Wisconsin has the best fans of the B1G and the best band.


But that one band knows punctuation, it's apparently a very big deal there.
 
2020-08-15 1:55:07 PM  
So I guess that now stands for

South Eastern Covidiots

Yeah. That works.
 
2020-08-15 2:00:31 PM  

Riothamus: Slow To Return: WoodyHayes: Already covered, like the face of Subby's mom.

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That looks dangerous and unwise.

The top of it contains a communal semen jar and I am not kidding. [Fark user image 850x526]

TL:DR- Aggies jack off into a jar and set it on fire to show much they hate other schools.


Wow. Johnny Manziel makes so much more sense now.
 
2020-08-15 3:05:01 PM  

Mentat: Fursecution: Mizzou? fark that. Nebraska fans disdain Missourah. Cold day in hell, etc.


You assume we wanted you.


From TFA, doesn't look like you got a choice.
Don't matter, all going to get canceled anyways.
 
2020-08-15 3:32:37 PM  

bigmoneygrip: Nah, Ohio State fans will never adopt LSU.  They thought they should have been the #1 seed for last year's playoffs, and their coach ranted and ranted and ranted that they deserve to be number one.  Meanwhile, LSU, down to the last man, said "we don't care what we're seeded, we'll play anybody, anywhere, anytime."


Pfft.  It's easy to say, "We'll play anyone anywhere", when you're already the number one seed.
 
2020-08-15 4:13:27 PM  

johnny_vegas: This may help you decide

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That's a whole lot better than "Girls of the Ivy League"... "GET READY FOR 1/2 A PAGE OF HOT & SEXY STUDENTS!"
 
2020-08-15 4:18:38 PM  

Fursecution: Mentat: Fursecution: Mizzou? fark that. Nebraska fans disdain Missourah. Cold day in hell, etc.


You assume we wanted you.

From TFA, doesn't look like you got a choice.
Don't matter, all going to get canceled anyways.


It's the South and most players are black.

It ain't gonna matter if the players die, the money is what matters.
 
2020-08-15 5:04:47 PM  

iamskibibitz: johnny_vegas: This may help you decide

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That's a whole lot better than "Girls of the Ivy League"... "GET READY FOR 1/2 A PAGE OF HOT & SEXY STUDENTS!"


When I was a Cal student, the Pac 10 issue had a lot of Arizona State and USC. The one Cal participant was a local waitress, I don't even think she was a student.
 
2020-08-15 5:13:38 PM  

Trocadero: iamskibibitz: johnny_vegas: This may help you decide

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That's a whole lot better than "Girls of the Ivy League"... "GET READY FOR 1/2 A PAGE OF HOT & SEXY STUDENTS!"

When I was a Cal student, the Pac 10 issue had a lot of Arizona State and USC. The one Cal participant was a local waitress, I don't even think she was a student.


No wonder my son is so pissed about not being able to start freshman year at USC on campus!
 
2020-08-15 9:30:05 PM  

Slow To Return: WoodyHayes: Already covered, like the face of Subby's mom.

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That looks dangerous and unwise.


Which is why it's a tradition of an SEC team.
 
2020-08-16 12:02:27 AM  

IlGreven: Slow To Return: WoodyHayes: Already covered, like the face of Subby's mom.

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That looks dangerous and unwise.

Which is why it's a tradition of an SEC team.


Technically, it's a tradition of a Big XII team.
 
2020-08-16 12:35:14 AM  

Slow To Return: IlGreven: Slow To Return: WoodyHayes: Already covered, like the face of Subby's mom.

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That looks dangerous and unwise.

Which is why it's a tradition of an SEC team.

Technically, it's a tradition of a Big XII team.


Do you even SWC, bro?
 
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