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2020-08-14 1:20:56 PM  
This is a very thick news day. 

And it's not even 10:30a on the West Coast.

/check out Seattle and Minneapolis
//both are clearing homeless encampments with bulldozers, reports of tear gas being used in Minneapolis
 
2020-08-14 1:21:23 PM  
:"Before you begin Mr. President, is this going to be another shameless campaign event paid for by taxpayers?"
 
2020-08-14 1:21:52 PM  
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2020-08-14 1:22:39 PM  
So the daily 'news conferences' are the new rallies again, is it? Because I'm struggling to recall any news he delivers that's not one of his batshiat responses to a reporter's question.
 
2020-08-14 1:22:52 PM  

wademh: :"Before you begin Mr. President, is this going to be another shameless campaign event paid for by taxpayers?"


What a nasty question. Who do you work for? They should fire you for that.
 
2020-08-14 1:22:56 PM  
I'm just here for the killer smoke show.
 
2020-08-14 1:23:56 PM  
 
2020-08-14 1:24:13 PM  
DURRRRHAM. And he has been blaming dems all day on Twitter.

/He has hurt feelings from the lie question yesterday
//Has to puff his chest
 
2020-08-14 1:24:14 PM  
As I peer through the hidden camera, I notice that the reporters have taken to looking at their devices. I've come to ascertain this is a subservient response, as often it is that they become weak and ineffective in short order when they become terrified by the orange mass that rolls onto the stage at regular daily intervals. As noted one report attempted to desplay dominance yesterday, but I have not been able to locate that individual since that incident.
 
2020-08-14 1:24:45 PM  
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Thrilling.
 
2020-08-14 1:24:51 PM  
He's going to announce he's shutting down schools, it was his idea first, any suggestion that it was anyone elses is FAKE NEWS! Oh, and it isn't because of the virus, it's to make the economy yuger.
 
2020-08-14 1:25:02 PM  
Too Much Joy - That's a Lie
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2020-08-14 1:25:09 PM  
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2020-08-14 1:25:11 PM  
I'm assuming he's going to metaphorically or maybe literally jerk off for a while because an FBI lawyer copped to apparently altering an email somehow and that proves everything is a deep state hoax despite everything else in reality.
 
2020-08-14 1:25:16 PM  
 
2020-08-14 1:25:28 PM  

peter21: So the daily 'news conferences' are the new rallies again, is it?


Yup.  Sure, he doesn't get the throng of MAGAs hanging on his every garbled word, but at least he gets to waste everyone else's time.
 
2020-08-14 1:25:39 PM  
I guess he's chowing down on some more hamberders?
 
2020-08-14 1:26:15 PM  
What do you bet he actually says "We're stopping Postal Service to prevent Democrats from voting"
 
2020-08-14 1:26:18 PM  
Daily campaign speech?
 
2020-08-14 1:26:32 PM  
This is it. This is the point where he'll finally pivot into being presidential. Book it. Done. Czech republic labradors!
 
2020-08-14 1:26:58 PM  

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All comfortably social distanced even though it's safe enough to pack children back into schools and adults back into offices and restaurants.
 
2020-08-14 1:27:02 PM  
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2020-08-14 1:27:17 PM  
Another campaign rally disguised as a presser??? I'm in!
 
2020-08-14 1:27:42 PM  
Did one of the reporters just say "sh*tshow" while chatting?
 
2020-08-14 1:28:17 PM  
Can't he hold his campaign rallies at 6, maybe 630 when I get home from work and can go full drinking game?
 
2020-08-14 1:28:20 PM  
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2020-08-14 1:28:25 PM  
Anyone seen ladder? Hope theh are ok.
 
2020-08-14 1:28:44 PM  

Conservative Evangelical Millennial Cyclist: I'm just here for the killer smoke show.


Mnuchin is going to be here?
 
2020-08-14 1:29:24 PM  
Meanwhile behind the cameras:
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2020-08-14 1:29:30 PM  
What's pool on which female reporter he runs away from today?
 
2020-08-14 1:29:35 PM  
Just going to go out on a limb and say this will have something to do with the FBI lawyer who is expected to plead guilty to altering one email that was used as part of the 3rd Carter Page FISA renewal.
 
2020-08-14 1:30:14 PM  

etoof: Meanwhile behind the cameras:
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I don't wanna sound like a queer or nuthin, but I think the press pool is looking pretty handsome today.
 
2020-08-14 1:30:28 PM  
Spoiler alert: He's holding this news conference early so that he can go to one of his golf courses for the weekend and force the Secret Service to pay him for the privilege of being able to do their job.
 
2020-08-14 1:30:52 PM  

Icarus_Rising: Just going to go out on a limb and say this will have something to do with the FBI lawyer who is expected to plead guilty to altering one email that was used as part of the 3rd Carter Page FISA renewal.


And now the Republicans have something to hammer from now till election day...
 
2020-08-14 1:31:54 PM  
pictures be taken of someone walking in... wow
 
2020-08-14 1:32:01 PM  

King Something: Spoiler alert: He's holding this news conference early so that he can go to one of his golf courses for the weekend and force the Secret Service to pay him for the privilege of being able to do their job.


After he visits his brother in the hospital, changes his will, and yanks the life support plug...
 
2020-08-14 1:32:19 PM  
Trump is going to talk about Carter Page.
 
2020-08-14 1:32:25 PM  

OldRod: Icarus_Rising: Just going to go out on a limb and say this will have something to do with the FBI lawyer who is expected to plead guilty to altering one email that was used as part of the 3rd Carter Page FISA renewal.

And now the Republicans have something to hammer from now till election day...


Yup. It's already started frothing over on my facebook feed.
 
2020-08-14 1:32:29 PM  

DarnoKonrad: What's pool on which female reporter he runs away from today?


I'm hoping for a good Kaitlan Collins takedown. She really pisses him off. One of my favorite moments from an earlier briefing, he made some ridiculous statement and she responded "That's not true. Who told you that?" He looked like an angry toddler caught piddling in his kiddie pool.
 
2020-08-14 1:33:09 PM  
I don't know why I'm here. I have an old VHS copy of The Langoliers I could be watching.
 
2020-08-14 1:33:10 PM  

whatshisname: I guess he's chowing down on some more hamberders?


Hamberders is street talk for Adderall?


leviosaurus: What do you bet he actually says "We're stopping Postal Service to prevent Democrats from voting"


Probably something far more stupid.
 
2020-08-14 1:33:25 PM  
Someone slap the fried chicken skins out of his tiny hands.
 
2020-08-14 1:33:35 PM  
Rethugs are going to go all in on the FBI guy pleading guilty
MSNBC chryon- Barr predicts "significant developments" in probe as Trump calls for action against Obama, Biden.
Sen Johnson (R-WI) probe will get "evidence' on Biden, help Trump
 
2020-08-14 1:33:58 PM  
My fellow Americans, I would like to apologize for my actions as president for the past 3 years.  I do not feel I have the intelligence, experience or competency to be president, and I was basically winging it.  I enjoyed the attention really.  Also, I financially benefited from bribes from the Russians and they have been blackmailing me with a video of me getting peed on by some very good looking hookers.  Very good looking I want to emphasize.  Lastly, I will not seek re-election.  In fact I am resigning right now and Pence is taking over for my remaining months in the office.  Any questions from the press?
 
2020-08-14 1:34:01 PM  

King Something: Spoiler alert: He's holding this news conference early so that he can go to one of his golf courses for the weekend and force the Secret Service to pay him for the privilege of being able to do their job.

President Trump holds a news conference before heading to his estate at Bedminster, New Jersey, for the weekend.


Does he own a hotel in Bedminister? I know he won't allow them to stay at his 'estate'.
 
2020-08-14 1:34:19 PM  

Subtonic: I don't know why I'm here. I have an old VHS copy of The Langoliers I could be watching.


We are all masochists.
 
2020-08-14 1:35:09 PM  
Unless he's pulling a Bud Dwyer, I'm totally uninterested. Who the fark cares what this shiathole says anymore?
 
2020-08-14 1:35:10 PM  
Uh oh. Red tie day.
 
2020-08-14 1:35:13 PM  
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2020-08-14 1:35:26 PM  
It's Friday... maybe he'll do the weekly firing a few hours early this week, instead of waiting for the Friday night news dump
 
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