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(Talking Points Memo)   Animate marionette says you are entitled to both your own opinions and facts   (talkingpointsmemo.com) divider line
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2020-08-14 5:14:59 PM  
♪♫♪ How did they teach you to be
Just a happy puppet dancing on a string?
How do you manage to speak
Your mouth a frozen grin?

A dullard strung on the wire
When the master's gone you hang there
With your eyes and your limbs so lifeless

Tell me something, if the world is so insane
Is it making you sane again to
Let another man tug at the thread
That pulls up your empty wooden head?

Your hollow head, your marble eyes
Your wooden hands and your metal jaw pins
All wait in limbo for the man
Who knows how to move you this way ♪♫♪
 
2020-08-14 6:15:24 PM  
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meow meow focusing on historic peace agreement meow
 
2020-08-14 6:15:55 PM  
yes i know that's a puppet, not a marionette. fark off
 
2020-08-14 8:53:16 PM  

gameshowhost: yes i know that's a puppet, not a marionette. fark off


No, you. how DARE you drag Henrietta into anything involving slumlord dollboy .
Have you no decency ?
 
2020-08-14 8:56:53 PM  
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Smart guy.  Crazy as a shiathouse rat towards the end but a smart guy.
 
2020-08-14 8:59:18 PM  
Why are they even asking the incredibly stupid question, and if they feel they must ask it...why ask Jared anything? His opinion means less than nothing.
 
2020-08-14 9:00:56 PM  
Animate marionette reminds me of Marie Antoinette.

But then, a lot of things are reminding me of Marie and Louis these days. Specifically, those autumn days in 1793.
 
2020-08-14 9:01:17 PM  

ThoughtSpy: Why are they even asking the incredibly stupid question, and if they feel they must ask it...why ask Jared anything? His opinion means less than nothing.


Because Jared is effectively 'Secretary of whatever he feels like'.

/He and the actual cabinet members are also all sharing the title of 'Secretary of Graft'.
 
2020-08-14 9:05:13 PM  
What is it about Jared's hair and face that disturbs me?  There is something strange about his hair and face I cannot quite articulate.
 
2020-08-14 9:06:21 PM  

Gergesa: What is it about Jared's hair and face that disturbs me?  There is something strange about his hair and face I cannot quite articulate.


He looks 12?
 
2020-08-14 9:08:42 PM  
Jared will have to hire his own security force when Heffa is out of office.  He and Lucretia won't greg secret service protection.  they'll need a large bubble to protect them from the verbal abuse that's headed their way.
 
2020-08-14 9:09:10 PM  
I heard today that Dump45* is a complete and utter piece of shiat.  I have no idea if that is true.

/who am I kidding?
// everyone knows he's a POS
 
2020-08-14 9:11:07 PM  
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2020-08-14 9:12:34 PM  
I wonder if Trump makes Jared smell his finger after "Daddy time"?

I really wouldn't put it past Trump to see that as a power move. "I just banged you're wife. Smell it."

And Jared just whimpers and sniffs.
 
2020-08-14 9:15:43 PM  
big talk coming from a dude carved out of meringue.
 
2020-08-14 9:15:51 PM  

El_Dan: Gergesa: What is it about Jared's hair and face that disturbs me?  There is something strange about his hair and face I cannot quite articulate.

He looks 12?


And 35.  And alive. And fake.

He's the uncanny valley incarnate.  Hell, he may have had almost as much work done as Scoopette.
 
2020-08-14 9:17:11 PM  

SFSailor: El_Dan: Gergesa: What is it about Jared's hair and face that disturbs me?  There is something strange about his hair and face I cannot quite articulate.

He looks 12?

And 35.  And alive. And fake.

He's the uncanny valley incarnate.  Hell, he may have had almost as much work done as Scoopette.


Also, like his father in law, he may be a sociopath and thus can only fake emotions. But he's too stupid to do it passably, so he just looks... off.
 
2020-08-14 9:17:33 PM  
I've been wondering about what the magats would say if they're ever asked about this asshole.

Do they know how "powerful" he is?

Do they know he's Jewish?

How does that play in their tiny minds?

How do those nazi f*cks reconcile that in their  empty heads?
 
2020-08-14 9:25:12 PM  

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Smart guy.  Crazy as a shiathouse rat towards the end but a smart guy.


I LOVE Dick!
 
2020-08-14 9:25:16 PM  
How come it costs me "an opal of at least 500gp value" when I cast Animate Marionette, but it costs "just a couple disappointing minutes" when his parents did?

/I'm getting ripped off
 
2020-08-14 9:25:19 PM  
Here's the deal... He is probably walking a fine line with Donnie anyway. He farks up one more time, and he's out of the family, and he's probably the one who signed the pre-nup. On top of that, if a Trump lawyer set that up, it's probably designed to make him lose what he brought to the table from his family's side of the equation. He doesn't want to be homeless...
 
2020-08-14 9:26:23 PM  

Biff_Steel: Snapper Carr: [atheistrepublic.com image 720x375]


Smart guy.  Crazy as a shiathouse rat towards the end but a smart guy.

I LOVE Dick!


So enough about you, how do you feel about scifi authors who slowly went insane while continuing to write amazing stuff?
 
2020-08-14 9:30:00 PM  

Gergesa: What is it about Jared's hair and face that disturbs me?  There is something strange about his hair and face I cannot quite articulate.


He doesn't freak me out half as much as that Horace Gridley guy, or whatever his name is. (Hogan? Maybe it's Hogan...). Either way, he truly looks like an animate doll to me...
 
2020-08-14 9:32:14 PM  

SFSailor: El_Dan: Gergesa: What is it about Jared's hair and face that disturbs me?  There is something strange about his hair and face I cannot quite articulate.

He looks 12?

And 35.  And alive. And fake.

He's the uncanny valley incarnate.  Hell, he may have had almost as much work done as Scoopette.


Are we sure he's not CGI?  Has anyone here actually seen Jared Kushner in person?
 
2020-08-14 9:35:15 PM  
Avengers 2: Age of Ultron - I've got no string (scary music box version).
Youtube puGSqVBSTD0
 
2020-08-14 9:35:31 PM  
People give Herr Trumpster too much credit (and virility) when they speak of him banging his daughter.  No way that obese pit of hate, KFC, hamberders, and narcissism can still get it up, even with elephant viagra and a splint.

And probably hasn't for a decade at least.

No wonder he is full of rage.
 
2020-08-14 9:42:28 PM  
Kushner is on the short list for a 1 way Greyhound ticket to the nearest dog food factory.

Seriously, he is a rat bastard, and I know I'm going to see both him and Iwanka try to run for pubic office in my lifetime.
 
2020-08-14 9:43:05 PM  

Biff_Steel: Snapper Carr: [atheistrepublic.com image 720x375]


Smart guy.  Crazy as a shiathouse rat towards the end but a smart guy.

I LOVE Dick!


That's what SHE said!

/I, too, love Horselover Fat.
 
2020-08-14 9:44:12 PM  

SFSailor: SFSailor: El_Dan: Gergesa: What is it about Jared's hair and face that disturbs me?  There is something strange about his hair and face I cannot quite articulate.

He looks 12?

And 35.  And alive. And fake.

He's the uncanny valley incarnate.  Hell, he may have had almost as much work done as Scoopette.

Also, like his father in law, he may be a sociopath and thus can only fake emotions. But he's too stupid to do it passably, so he just looks... off.


He hasn't yet devoured a young boy to possess his soul.  Of course he doesn't have true emotions yet.
 
2020-08-14 9:45:13 PM  

Mikey1969: Here's the deal... He is probably walking a fine line with Donnie anyway. He farks up one more time, and he's out of the family, and he's probably the one who signed the pre-nup. On top of that, if a Trump lawyer set that up, it's probably designed to make him lose what he brought to the table from his family's side of the equation. He doesn't want to be homeless...


Funny, but likely incorrect. Kushner's daddy - like Trump's - was the actual, no holds barred, ruthless rich fark.

Donny and Jared are cut from the same cloth of useless 2nd-generation weakness and vilely insipid incompetence; they have a lot in common and I do not mean that gaping sandbox with an unnaturally elongated neck. They're pals. They're buddies. One is the mad king; the other is the heir apparent and married to Princess Portraitofabuse.

If anything it is probably Ivanka who is on thin ice.
 
2020-08-14 9:51:30 PM  

SFSailor: SFSailor: El_Dan: Gergesa: What is it about Jared's hair and face that disturbs me?  There is something strange about his hair and face I cannot quite articulate.

He looks 12?

And 35.  And alive. And fake.

He's the uncanny valley incarnate.  Hell, he may have had almost as much work done as Scoopette.

Also, like his father in law, he may be a sociopath and thus can only fake emotions. But he's too stupid to do it passably, so he just looks... off.


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"I do not understand. In what way do I look... 'off'? I am a real human."
 
2020-08-14 9:52:45 PM  

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Smart guy.  Crazy as a shiathouse rat towards the end but a smart guy.


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Maybe not quite as smart, but still up there.  I suspect that Qanon would make him give up on the Illuminati stories.  He just couldn't compete.
 
2020-08-14 9:55:36 PM  
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2020-08-14 9:57:47 PM  
Boy on a String
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2020-08-14 10:01:41 PM  

don't understand: I've been wondering about what the magats would say if they're ever asked about this asshole.

Do they know how "powerful" he is?

Do they know he's Jewish?

How does that play in their tiny minds?

How do those nazi f*cks reconcile that in their  empty heads?


Sure, we hate him and all he stands for but the enemy of my enemy is my good trusted friend. That ends when bunkie is hopefully tossed out. The hatred and rejection will be swift.

Remember, they are all transactions, nothing more, nothing less. They deal with this mostly by not talking much about him.
 
2020-08-14 10:29:08 PM  

SFSailor: SFSailor: El_Dan: Gergesa: What is it about Jared's hair and face that disturbs me?  There is something strange about his hair and face I cannot quite articulate.

He looks 12?

And 35.  And alive. And fake.

He's the uncanny valley incarnate.  Hell, he may have had almost as much work done as Scoopette.

Also, like his father in law, he may be a sociopath and thus can only fake emotions. But he's too stupid to do it passably, so he just looks... off.


He also as much Botox in his face as his plastic wife.
 
2020-08-15 1:19:50 AM  
So let me get his straight, kushner can negotiate and get an 'historic' deal from Arabs and Jews, but can't figure out what his father in law was saying.
 
2020-08-15 11:07:11 AM  

alienated: gameshowhost: yes i know that's a puppet, not a marionette. fark off

No, you. how DARE you drag Henrietta into anything involving slumlord dollboy .
Have you no decency ?


No - I don't! TY for noticing *embarrassed by all the attention*

/now i'm not gonna tell you my theory on mr. green jeans and jeffrey epstein
 
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