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(NPR)   The sun rose in the east today, Old Faithful erupted on time, and "As Harris Launches Candidacy, Conservatives Take Aim At Her Black And Indian Heritage   (npr.org) divider line
    More: Obvious, African American, Slavery, Barack Obama, Democratic Party, Kamala Harris, Republican Party, Black people, conservative media  
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955 clicks; posted to Politics » on 14 Aug 2020 at 12:35 PM (1 year ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2020-08-14 12:27:45 PM  
18 votes:

ArkPanda: Old Faithful is actually not very reliable anymore.


Don't sweat it man.
It happens to all of us as we get older.
 
2020-08-14 12:39:09 PM  
14 votes:

Soup4Bonnie: Aren't they afraid they're going to appear racist?


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2020-08-14 12:40:13 PM  
9 votes:

Kittypie070: PISS OFF, RACIST ABHUMANS


What a racist abhuman may look like:

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2020-08-14 12:36:51 PM  
9 votes:
Pocahontas!
 
2020-08-14 12:36:52 PM  
8 votes:
Aren't they afraid they're going to appear racist?
 
2020-08-14 11:48:04 AM  
7 votes:
Old Faithful is actually not very reliable anymore.
 
2020-08-14 11:57:16 AM  
6 votes:
This has been Ric Romero for Fark.com.
 
2020-08-14 1:16:31 PM  
5 votes:

gilgigamesh: Marcus Aurelius: Racists are still here with us.  They will tell us who they are.

Oh, theyll be along in this thread sooner or later.  Stroking their chins in concern, just asking questions, and lamenting the loss of civil debate on a Very Important Issue when they are unceremoniously instructed to choke hard on their own racist dicks.


Do they have chins?

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2020-08-14 12:38:33 PM  
5 votes:

Soup4Bonnie: Aren't they afraid they're going to appear racist?


No, we're the real racists, silly.   Are you new?
 
2020-08-14 12:02:03 PM  
5 votes:

Marcus Aurelius: Racists are still here with us.  They will tell us who they are.


Oh, theyll be along in this thread sooner or later.  Stroking their chins in concern, just asking questions, and lamenting the loss of civil debate on a Very Important Issue when they are unceremoniously instructed to choke hard on their own racist dicks.
 
2020-08-14 1:08:54 PM  
4 votes:

ArkPanda: Old Faithful is actually not very reliable anymore.


csb:
While my parents were dating, my father had my mother convinced his summer job was loading wood into the fire beneath Old Faithful to keep it running on time.
 
2020-08-14 12:58:24 PM  
4 votes:
Every once in a while, a white guy tells me I'm white. I thank them for extending me membership but then I have to explain that head office won't approve. It never does.
 
2020-08-14 12:47:32 PM  
4 votes:
And just you wait until that shameless hussy shows up in public wearing a sleeveless dress!
 
2020-08-14 12:37:41 PM  
4 votes:

Soup4Bonnie: Aren't they afraid they're going to appear racist?


Yeah, that could turn off the Republican base.
They really hate racism, you know.
 
2020-08-14 1:04:42 PM  
3 votes:
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2020-08-14 12:59:20 PM  
3 votes:

raerae1980: HighOnCraic: His argument was fleshed out further by Mark Levin - a conservative legal pundit - speaking just hours after the pick was named. "Kamala Harris is not an African American," he told viewers on his show for the conservative site the Blaze. "She is Indian and Jamaican. Jamaica is in the Caribbean. "India is" - he paused - "out there near China."

Does he not know that African slaves were brought to Jamaica?

Yeah, my head tilted at that.  Bob Marley, anyone?    Nevermind, like Levin smokes weed.....



A paragraph later: "Her ancestry does not go back to American slavery. To the best of my knowledge, her ancestry doesn't go back to slavery at all."


I'm guessing he thinks people of African ancestry are native to Jamaica.
 
2020-08-14 12:42:02 PM  
3 votes:
As my racist brother in law says "we don't need any more firsts this election".  As in first black ______, or first Indian _______.  See, not racist at all.
 
2020-08-14 12:22:38 PM  
3 votes:
And her parents were eggheads who believed in book-learnin' and whatnot.
 
2020-08-14 12:10:13 PM  
3 votes:
His argument was fleshed out further by Mark Levin - a conservative legal pundit - speaking just hours after the pick was named. "Kamala Harris is not an African American," he told viewers on his show for the conservative site the Blaze. "She is Indian and Jamaican. Jamaica is in the Caribbean. "India is" - he paused - "out there near China."

Does he not know that African slaves were brought to Jamaica?
 
2020-08-14 1:55:43 PM  
2 votes:
Not me. I think she's a bad candidate because she's a farking socialist.
 
2020-08-14 1:24:18 PM  
2 votes:
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2020-08-14 1:15:02 PM  
2 votes:

Driedsponge: ArkPanda: Old Faithful is actually not very reliable anymore.

csb:
While my parents were dating, my father had my mother convinced his summer job was loading wood into the fire beneath Old Faithful to keep it running on time.


married her for her brains, eh?
 
2020-08-14 12:41:13 PM  
2 votes:
 The sun rose in the east today, Old Faithful erupted on time, and "As Harris Launches Candidacy, Conservatives Racists Take Aim At Her Black And Indian Heritage

FTFY
 
2020-08-14 12:38:47 PM  
2 votes:
I remember listening to live sitar music and eating Ramadan nightly feast chicken at the last big Democratic party meeting in town, so that must have been prophetic.
 
2020-08-14 8:06:32 PM  
1 vote:

SanityIsAFullTimeJob: This seems to be why some conservatives are playing around with the topic - to splinter support:

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Tariq Nasheed is a racist troll who makes Al Sharpton look moderate.  But thank you for once again demonstrating your dedication to fringe idiots.
 
2020-08-14 2:50:30 PM  
1 vote:

HighOnCraic: His argument was fleshed out further by Mark Levin - a conservative legal pundit - speaking just hours after the pick was named. "Kamala Harris is not an African American," he told viewers on his show for the conservative site the Blaze. "She is Indian and Jamaican. Jamaica is in the Caribbean. "India is" - he paused - "out there near China."

Does he not know that African slaves were brought to Jamaica?


Yeah the native Caribe Indians were long gone by that point, so if your skin had color to it you were from Africa.


But even that's not important.   Kamala Harris was born in THIS country. She had dark skin.   Do you think racist and violent cops look at her and said "OH you're Caribbean/Indian, not Black, you can go about your business"

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2020-08-14 2:30:45 PM  
1 vote:

advex101: whidbey: transporter_ii: whidbey: The fact that Harris is this big of a threat to the far right makes me want to support her more than ever.

Her track record would be fine for any Republican, in an Obama type of way. Any problem they have with her is her gender or the color of her skin (or both).

This about sums up her politics:

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Or she's more liberal than you think she is.   Harris went after Kavanaugh.

She voted to remove Trump from office.

neither of those positions make her a liberal.


Because you say so?
 
2020-08-14 2:10:01 PM  
1 vote:
They're also taking shots at her white slaveowner heritage too.
 
2020-08-14 2:06:26 PM  
1 vote:
Fark you, Fark, for farking up my formatting.

Kangaroo_Ralph: Not me. I think she's a bad candidate because she's a farking socialist.


socialism
[ soh-shuh-liz-uhm ]noun
a theory or system of social organization that advocates the ownership and control of the means of production and distribution, capital, land, etc., by the community as a whole, usually through a centralized government.procedure or practice in accordance with this theory.(in Marxist theory) the stage following capitalism in the transition of a society to communism, characterized by the imperfect implementation of collectivist principles.Explain with examples the policies Harris has proposed or instituted which match the given definition.
 
2020-08-14 2:04:41 PM  
1 vote:

Kangaroo_Ralph: Not me. I think she's a bad candidate because she's a farking socialist.


Haha you missed the /s, because she's right-wing lite.
 
2020-08-14 1:35:54 PM  
1 vote:

The Irresponsible Captain: I like my coffee like my VP. Strong and black.

She's already showing more leadership than Pence.


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2020-08-14 1:28:15 PM  
1 vote:

Mad_Radhu: [Fark user image 425x636]
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Emperor Palpinineninenine?
 
2020-08-14 1:17:10 PM  
1 vote:
But don't you dare call them racists! What a bunch of chodes.
 
2020-08-14 1:11:04 PM  
1 vote:

HighOnCraic: His argument was fleshed out further by Mark Levin - a conservative legal pundit - speaking just hours after the pick was named. "Kamala Harris is not an African American," he told viewers on his show for the conservative site the Blaze. "She is Indian and Jamaican. Jamaica is in the Caribbean. "India is" - he paused - "out there near China."

Does he not know that African slaves were brought to Jamaica?


I'm willing to bet there's a lot he doesn't know.  That comment reeks of a Lost Cause education.
 
2020-08-14 1:08:01 PM  
1 vote:

HighOnCraic: His argument was fleshed out further by Mark Levin - a conservative legal pundit - speaking just hours after the pick was named. "Kamala Harris is not an African American," he told viewers on his show for the conservative site the Blaze. "She is Indian and Jamaican. Jamaica is in the Caribbean. "India is" - he paused - "out there near China."

Does he not know that African slaves were brought to Jamaica?


Also "conservative legal pundit" is an extremely generous way of saying "hate-mongering blowhard".
 
2020-08-14 1:05:14 PM  
1 vote:

WhiskeyBender: Awful lot of honkeys in this here thread.

/just sayin'


Just sayin' nothin'.
 
2020-08-14 12:47:42 PM  
1 vote:
It must be exhausting too constantly be saying racist shiat out of one side of your mouth, while also constantly acting offended and swearing how you're not racist out the other side. That would have to get exhausting after awhile.
 
2020-08-14 12:43:33 PM  
1 vote:

whidbey: The fact that Harris is this big of a threat to the far right makes me want to support her more than ever.


Her track record would be fine for any Republican, in an Obama type of way. Any problem they have with her is her gender or the color of her skin (or both).

This about sums up her politics:

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2020-08-14 12:42:45 PM  
1 vote:
Silly subby, don't you know the Sun rises in the West?

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2020-08-14 12:37:29 PM  
1 vote:
The only time you should listen to a racist is when they are telling you who they are.
 
2020-08-14 12:37:25 PM  
1 vote:
Why do they still call themselves Conservatives?  Wouldn't simplify what they really stand for if they just called themselves racists?
 
2020-08-14 12:20:54 PM  
1 vote:

HighOnCraic: His argument was fleshed out further by Mark Levin - a conservative legal pundit - speaking just hours after the pick was named. "Kamala Harris is not an African American," he told viewers on his show for the conservative site the Blaze. "She is Indian and Jamaican. Jamaica is in the Caribbean. "India is" - he paused - "out there near China."

Does he not know that African slaves were brought to Jamaica?


Yeah, my head tilted at that.  Bob Marley, anyone?    Nevermind, like Levin smokes weed.....
 
2020-08-14 11:43:34 AM  
1 vote:
The fact that Harris is this big of a threat to the far right makes me want to support her more than ever.
 
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