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(Mediaite)   Air Fleischer is an idiot and no one wants to hang out with him. Are the two related?   (mediaite.com) divider line
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2020-08-14 11:11:07 AM  
I'm sitting alone in an office with nobody here, am I supposed to be wearing a mask right now?

Yes.  Preferably:

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2020-08-14 11:57:09 AM  
Did you mean Air Bud?
 
2020-08-14 12:26:27 PM  
Ari keeps trying to break into the right wing talking head grift but he can't quite get the right balance of petulance, whining, and outrage. And this take is just stupid, Biden clearly said "when you're outside".

Ari's wet dream is to be Tucker Carlson someday. Maybe he and Sean Spicer should start a podcast. Somewhere near some bushes so Spicy feels at home.
 
2020-08-14 1:11:58 PM  
"Wipe my butt after everytime I poop? If I'm home alone all day, does the mandate really mean that I would need to wipe after I poopie? I mean, nobody but me has to smell it. He's weak for not saying that I would still also need to wipe my butt when I'm the only one home.

Oh, he's talking about wearing a mask? Well, he isn't specific enough on where to wear them and I'm too stupid to wipe my own butt so he's weak and I'm not."

/Ari Flischer is a stupid POS
 
2020-08-14 2:05:13 PM  
We know what we need to do. We won't do it. Stop pretending everything getting worse is a remission.
 
2020-08-14 2:47:01 PM  

Diogenes: I'm sitting alone in an office with nobody here, am I supposed to be wearing a mask right now?

Yes.  Preferably:

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I could make you one of those if you're interested.

/leather worker.
 
2020-08-14 2:49:57 PM  
His 15 minutes expired years ago
 
2020-08-14 2:51:28 PM  
Meanwhile at least Trump campaign surrogate has decided that advocating for making it illegal to wear a mask is totally the best position to take:

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2020-08-14 2:53:19 PM  
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I'm really not sure what this meant...
 
2020-08-14 2:53:20 PM  

gameshowhost: Did you mean Air Bud?


BECAUSE THE HEADLINE SAYS "AIR" NOT "ARI" you know what n/m
 
2020-08-14 2:53:52 PM  
My Air Fleischers were real duds on eBay.
 
2020-08-14 2:54:26 PM  
I remember wearing Air Fleischers back when I was younger. They never caught on like I had hoped.
 
2020-08-14 2:54:53 PM  
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2020-08-14 2:55:09 PM  
Why is this so hard for Americans to understand?
The less the disease spreads the better off WE ALL ARE.

It's got nothing to do* with your politics, your race, your class, your age, etc.

*The virus itself doesn't recognize any restrictions. Different groups' suffering and health outcomes vary greatly, but the virus is contagious regardless of who you are.
 
2020-08-14 2:55:21 PM  
No, Ari, you farking moron.   Try common sense see if that works for you.

/oh right I forgot there is no common sense just extremes now to these shiatheads
//Fark filters really getting a workout from me today
 
2020-08-14 2:55:44 PM  
I floated an Air Fleischer on the bus this morning but nobody knew it was me.

/smelt and dealt
 
2020-08-14 2:56:08 PM  
If that's what it takes to shut him up then I say "YES".
 
2020-08-14 2:56:19 PM  

omg bbq: Diogenes: I'm sitting alone in an office with nobody here, am I supposed to be wearing a mask right now?

Yes.  Preferably:

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I could make you one of those if you're interested.

/leather worker.


See you have EIP.  I may take you up on that!
 
2020-08-14 2:57:05 PM  

Grungehamster: Meanwhile at least Trump campaign surrogate has decided that advocating for making it illegal to wear a mask is totally the best position to take:

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"commensurate zeal"

I love it when they try to sound smart
 
2020-08-14 2:58:37 PM  

sirrerun: Why is this so hard for Americans to understand?
The less the disease spreads the better off WE ALL ARE.

It's got nothing to do* with your politics, your race, your class, your age, etc.

*The virus itself doesn't recognize any restrictions. Different groups' suffering and health outcomes vary greatly, but the virus is contagious regardless of who you are.


40% of the country is so stupid as to believe what the president spouts. While this is not TYPICALLY a horrible thing, in 45's administration, it's a death (or lifelong damage) sentence.
 
2020-08-14 2:59:30 PM  

Ecobuckeye: Grungehamster: Meanwhile at least Trump campaign surrogate has decided that advocating for making it illegal to wear a mask is totally the best position to take:

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"commensurate zeal"

I love it when they try to sound smart


Nobody else has said those two words together since electricity was invented.
 
2020-08-14 2:59:35 PM  
It would help if either one of these two were smarter than a face mask ..
 
2020-08-14 3:01:25 PM  
Air Fleischers was a slimy snake when he worked in the Bush Administration.
/glad to see not much has changed...
//he's a failed grifter because no one takes him seriously...
 
2020-08-14 3:02:27 PM  
If there is to be no mandate requiring masks, then I argue there can be NO law, mandate, or requirement for clothes, PERIOD. I invite all strippers, hookers, porn stars, nudists, hippies, etc.. to just bare it all, walk right down the street on a Sunday afternoon. Better yet, go visit those Evangelical churches protesting the masks, attend one of those Republican rallies protesting the masks.
 
2020-08-14 3:04:27 PM  
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2020-08-14 3:05:36 PM  

Grungehamster: Meanwhile at least Trump campaign surrogate has decided that advocating for making it illegal to wear a mask is totally the best position to take:

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I bet those last two $10 words caused her a headache.
 
2020-08-14 3:12:25 PM  
Why is the GOP filled with so many loud mouth babies?
 
2020-08-14 3:13:33 PM  

ssa5: If there is to be no mandate requiring masks, then I argue there can be NO law, mandate, or requirement for clothes, PERIOD. I invite all strippers, hookers, porn stars, nudists, hippies, etc.. to just bare it all, walk right down the street on a Sunday afternoon. Better yet, go visit those Evangelical churches protesting the masks, attend one of those Republican rallies protesting the masks.


No, see, because we can quantify "decency" (which includes male nipples, but not female, because reasons), but who's to say what masks can or can't prevent the spread of?
 
2020-08-14 3:14:28 PM  
The only former GOP spokesperson from the Bush admin. which I have even have a modicum of respect for is Nicolle Wallace.
And no it's not just because she is super-milfy
 
2020-08-14 3:20:07 PM  
I don't have any friends because I'm a misanthrope and don't really want any.

It must suck to actually want to be around others and have them not want to be around you.
 
2020-08-14 3:20:30 PM  

bobug: sirrerun: Why is this so hard for Americans to understand?
The less the disease spreads the better off WE ALL ARE.

It's got nothing to do* with your politics, your race, your class, your age, etc.

*The virus itself doesn't recognize any restrictions. Different groups' suffering and health outcomes vary greatly, but the virus is contagious regardless of who you are.

40% of the country is so stupid as to believe what the president spouts. While this is not TYPICALLY a horrible thing, in 45's administration, it's a death (or lifelong damage) sentence.


40% of the population will automatically believe or disbelieve what the president says according to the letter behind their name
 
2020-08-14 3:38:08 PM  
Quelle surprise. Fleischer has been a  public Judenrat fascist bootlicker since 9/11.
 
2020-08-14 3:48:38 PM  
Ari Fleischer.......went to Fox Lane High School, Bedford New York......he was in most of my sister's classes. Annndd.......he was a little shiat then and nothing has changed. Why this booger is still around is ridiculous. Proving once more what a buncha tools Fox is to even give this noob air time. As a decent person, I should not wish COVID to darken his life.....but.......wearing a mask, not going on Fox would keep that from happening too.

Yeah.....he and my sister are working on some project in South America......
 
2020-08-14 3:49:39 PM  

omg bbq: Diogenes: I'm sitting alone in an office with nobody here, am I supposed to be wearing a mask right now?

Yes.  Preferably:

[Fark user image image 474x710]

I could make you one of those if you're interested.

/leather worker.


Oh, he's interested. 2A chumps love to be led around on a leash.
 
2020-08-14 4:11:39 PM  

sirrerun: Why is this so hard for Americans to understand?
The less the disease spreads the better off WE ALL ARE.

It's got nothing to do* with your politics, your race, your class, your age, etc.

*The virus itself doesn't recognize any restrictions. Different groups' suffering and health outcomes vary greatly, but the virus is contagious regardless of who you are.


Dying from the 'Rona to own the libs.
 
2020-08-14 4:13:28 PM  
"Both Fleischer and Perino were confused by the mandate"

as well as oxygen, grass, hot dogs and gravity.  In fact there is very little that doesn't confuse them.  That's why they are on Fox.
 
2020-08-14 4:16:11 PM  

sirrerun: Why is this so hard for Americans to understand?
The less the disease spreads the better off WE ALL ARE.

It's got nothing to do* with your politics, your race, your class, your age, etc.

*The virus itself doesn't recognize any restrictions. Different groups' suffering and health outcomes vary greatly, but the virus is contagious regardless of who you are.


It's not "hard for Americans." It's hard for selfish, ignorant republicans. And they're as un-American as they come.
 
2020-08-14 4:28:10 PM  

Paul Baumer: Quelle surprise. Fleischer has been a  public Judenrat fascist bootlicker since 9/11.


*literally blinking in total disbelief that anyone would type that*
 
2020-08-14 4:55:34 PM  

Lindseys Lil Ladybugs: omg bbq: Diogenes: I'm sitting alone in an office with nobody here, am I supposed to be wearing a mask right now?

Yes.  Preferably:

[Fark user image image 474x710]

I could make you one of those if you're interested.

/leather worker.

Oh, he's interested. 2A chumps love to be led around on a leash.


Your name just made my stomach turn.

Well done.
 
2020-08-14 4:58:10 PM  

Lindseys Lil Ladybugs: omg bbq: Diogenes: I'm sitting alone in an office with nobody here, am I supposed to be wearing a mask right now?

Yes.  Preferably:

[Fark user image image 474x710]

I could make you one of those if you're interested.

/leather worker.

Oh, he's interested. 2A chumps love to be led around on a leash.


Um...wat?
 
2020-08-14 5:05:21 PM  
This kind of shiat plays well with the stupids because they're all too willing to believe that the other side is proposing things that even THEY find stupid.

It's very reassuring for them to believe they are smarter than half the country, especially when they suspect they themselves are actually very dumb.

Voila! Feedback loop of stupid.
 
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