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(Media Matters)   QAnon-supporting GOP house candidate Marjorie Greene says Obama used MS-13 to assassinate Seth Rich   (mediamatters.org) divider line
    More: Facepalm, Barack Obama, Democratic Party, Media Matters, Joe Biden, September 11 attacks, Republican House candidate, QAnon supporter, Conspiracy theories  
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2020-08-14 9:07:15 AM  
20 votes:
She's mentally ill.
 
2020-08-14 9:11:06 AM  
17 votes:
Right wingers: the no morals, no ethics, no humanity shiat-humans.
 
2020-08-14 9:25:03 AM  
15 votes:
https://fair.org/home/key-fact-obscur​e​d-in-immigration-coverage-ms-13-was-ma​de-in-usa/

The gang was actually founded in the Pico Union neighborhood of Los Angeles in the early 1980s, by Salvadoran immigrants and refugees from its civil war. Its subsequent growth from a small street gang in the US to a transnational criminal organization based out of the Northern Triangle  provides an illuminating case study of how US foreign policy choices can backfire spectacularly.
 
2020-08-14 9:10:01 AM  
13 votes:
Increasing the suffering of a grieving family is such a Republican thing. She'll fit right in.
 
2020-08-14 8:59:15 AM  
12 votes:
Hillary murdered jfk jr now?  but I thought he was still alive and going to be trumps running mate

q nutbags can't even keep their own bullshiat straight
 
2020-08-14 9:24:49 AM  
10 votes:
The internet has given me countless hours of entertainment but I'm at the point where I would fully support shutting the whole thing down. Just kill off the internet.
 
2020-08-14 9:22:12 AM  
10 votes:
THE BEST PEO-- no ... no, I can't do it any more.  I can't.  The supernova of dumb has collapsed into a singularity and it's sucking my acerbic, often lame sense of humour along with it, leaving only rage and sadness.

Biden/Harris may not be the perfect ticket -- it's really, really not, but it's not a bad ticket, and when weighed against the current administration, electing them would be like switching from a 24/7 diet of fermented excrement to the biggest, juiciest steak with roasted garlic-and-rosemary potatoes and perfectly cooked green beans while getting oral from Jessica Alba at every meal.

Because I'm just so very, very tired of this non-stop firehose of shiat Trump is spraying across the country and catching every other country in the splash radius while he's got Putin's dick in his mouth and giving simultaneous handies the world's dictators.  It's exhausting.

I'm genuinely afraid of what Trump's going to do during his last three months if (WHEN!) he loses in November.
 
2020-08-14 9:11:37 AM  
9 votes:
She's hot...if you're into manface.
 
2020-08-14 9:08:39 AM  
6 votes:
She strikes me as a "not hot enough to be hot so desperate for attention" type.

Look, I Like Guns!  I believe your conspiracy! Pay attention to me!

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2020-08-14 8:32:41 AM  
6 votes:
Hey Q, I think you finally may have done it. Your conspiracies are becoming so outrageous, you are going to put yourself out of business.  I can't believe the shiat I just finished reading from your blog.  No one in their right mind is going to believe the nonsense you just wrote.
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2020-08-14 8:19:09 AM  
6 votes:
That's what the Deep State wants you to think.  STUDY IT OUT SHEEPLE!
 
2020-08-14 9:25:17 AM  
5 votes:

SurfaceTension: She must be fantastic in bed.


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2020-08-14 9:24:19 AM  
5 votes:
If you elect these people, you'll get the governance you deserve.
 
2020-08-14 9:13:50 AM  
5 votes:
We've got the tin foil for your hat, Mrs. Greene:
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2020-08-14 9:07:11 AM  
5 votes:

SurfaceTension: She must be fantastic in bed.


and she will slash your tires if she even thinks you are a deep state operative
 
2020-08-14 9:06:44 AM  
5 votes:

SurfaceTension: She must be fantastic in bed.


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2020-08-14 12:21:57 PM  
4 votes:

kling_klang_bed: aagrajag: hugram: Hey Q, I think you finally may have done it. Your conspiracies are becoming so outrageous, you are going to put yourself out of business.  I can't believe the shiat I just finished reading from your blog.  No one in their right mind is going to believe the nonsense you just wrote.
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Luckily for Q and his blog, quite a large number of people are not in their right minds.

I think Q is most likely a stoned as fark liberal making a mockery of gullible conservatives.


Naw. The current Q is Jim Watkins, who owns and operates 8kun.  The first Q was a couple grifters, who posted the first Q drops, then publicized them on their small YouTube channel.  There was at least one different person operating the account in between those folks.
 
2020-08-14 9:46:20 AM  
4 votes:
That woman needs a mental health professional. Seriously.
 
2020-08-14 9:38:10 AM  
4 votes:
The AJC had this article about her today:

When I wrote about Greene before, I emailed some questions to her campaign and her communications guy simply responded, "You are part of the Socialist Fake News media attempting to smear Marjorie because she, like millions of Americans, understands there is a Deep State in this country working to undermine President Trump."

Let me pause here and correct the candidate on her delusions: She insists the media is "terrified" and "hates" her "guts." Nah. Actually, we love politicians like Marjorie Taylor Greene. The stories write themselves.

I remember back in the day feeling a bit let down when the voters of DeKalb County ousted Cynthia McKinney, the congressional Democratic conspiracy monger of another era. Just putting her name in the paper used to make people crazy - and they read every word.


https://www.ajc.com/opinion/columnist​s​/opinion-whos-crazy-marjorie-taylor-gr​eene-or-her-georgia-voters/U5XYK7IG4BF​LDNP7E4HVHMHTGI/
 
2020-08-14 9:33:28 AM  
4 votes:

SurfaceTension: She must be fantastic in bed.


And in an unexpected pause during that mind blowing sex, she pulls out a bread knife to try and saw off your balls, screaming at the top of her lungs something about you being a an "undercover deep state agent".

Hard pass.
 
2020-08-14 9:17:10 AM  
4 votes:
I kinda doubt she would ever entertain any bipartisan ideas.
 
2020-08-14 9:12:10 AM  
4 votes:
That's not surprising.  Real Americans think everyone who isn't a Real American is in a cabal against them.

That's basically the plot of Invasion USA:  an alliance of Russians, Nicaraguans, Cubans, black street gangs, liberal college professors, and punk rockers all unite to shoot at Christmas.
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2020-08-14 12:56:08 PM  
3 votes:

DittoToo: She as one of those faces that just screams, "I love anal."


Or "Pulling the legs off of spiders gets me so horny". She's the kinda lady Stephen Miller hangs out with when they're filling their freezers up with chopped up girl scouts and immigrant children.
 
2020-08-14 12:38:28 PM  
3 votes:
FTA: Greene did not point to a source for her claim.

It might be a hassle for him, but I really think former President Obama could be of further service to his country by filing a defamation suit against this asshat. This seems likely to clear the Sullivan bar of reckless disregard for truth/falsity and several jurisdictions consider accusations of a felony to rise to defamation per se.
 
2020-08-14 10:15:15 AM  
3 votes:
She needs several sessions of high voltage electro-shock therapy and massive doses of anti-psychotics and should probably spend at least 24 hours a day strapped to a hospital bed.
 
2020-08-14 10:06:35 AM  
3 votes:

SpectroBoy: Hooo boy. One of THOSE
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Can I have her social security?
 
2020-08-14 9:59:58 AM  
3 votes:
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2020-08-14 9:52:00 AM  
3 votes:
These dementia-riddled word-salad conspiracy theories have become an entire political party of their own.

The GOP must be stopped.
 
2020-08-14 9:50:44 AM  
3 votes:
I have to wonder what'll happen to some of these Q nut jobs when they finally do get to Congress, get a chance to actually see the intelligence reports, etc. Do they ever have that 'aha' moment when they realize it's all bullshiat?
 
2020-08-14 9:27:06 AM  
3 votes:
"Says?"

I assume she has no evidence to back up her statement, and that if I have questions, I will be instructed to "do my own research" or to "study it out".

I'll get right on that, as soon as I finish passionate sex with my wife, Morgan Fairchild, and three of her hot friends.
 
2020-08-14 11:43:02 AM  
2 votes:

propasaurus: I have to wonder what'll happen to some of these Q nut jobs when they finally do get to Congress, get a chance to actually see the intelligence reports, etc. Do they ever have that 'aha' moment when they realize it's all bullshiat?


No. She'll octuple-down and demand the NSA turn over all documents on the Clinton Foundation for a Congressional subpeona, despite being a junior member on the agriculture committee.

Speaker Pelosi should take a hard stance against lunatics: No assignments. None. Not even a polite tit-for-tat arrangement with the opposition party for committee assignments. Crazypants gets zero responsibility and no authority to ask for documentation. And strip existing members of their responsibilities too.
 
2020-08-14 9:40:35 AM  
2 votes:
Georgia's 14th Congressional District

In 2018 the Republican won there by 50 points, in the two elections before that he ran unopposed.
Welcome to Congress, Mrs Dangerous Nutjob.
 
2020-08-14 9:31:17 AM  
2 votes:
FTA : "...there have been at least 75 current or former congressional candidates who have expressed support for QAnon this election cycle; there are also 20 candidates who are on the ballot in November."

Just when you thought we couldn't be any more farked.
 
2020-08-14 9:29:37 AM  
2 votes:

Psychopusher: Biden/Harris may not be the perfect ticket -- it's really, really not, but it's not a bad ticket, and when weighed against the current administration, electing them would be like switching from a 24/7 diet of fermented excrement to the biggest, juiciest steak with roasted garlic-and-rosemary potatoes and perfectly cooked green beans while getting oral from Jessica Alba at every meal.


Biden is broccoli. The Flim Flam Führer is a dog turd. But the MAGA hats swear up and down that he's a chocolate brownie.
 
2020-08-14 9:27:05 AM  
2 votes:

alitaki: The internet has given me countless hours of entertainment but I'm at the point where I would fully support shutting the whole thing down. Just kill off the internet.


Yeah, I'm starting to lean your way.
 
2020-08-14 9:11:14 AM  
2 votes:
When will somebody finally shake them by the lapels and shout at them : "YOU CAN'T SAY shiat LIKE THAT YOU FIREBUGS ????"
 
2020-08-14 10:57:08 AM  
1 vote:

propasaurus: I have to wonder what'll happen to some of these Q nut jobs when they finally do get to Congress, get a chance to actually see the intelligence reports, etc. Do they ever have that 'aha' moment when they realize it's all bullshiat?


I would doubt it since their minds are empty. They have no basic knowledge of history or science and their brains have never been trained to think critically. They'll just flail around uselessly until primaried by someone
even wackier than before.

/well hopefully they'll at least do a quick glance of them unlike our Pretender in Thief.
 
2020-08-14 10:49:45 AM  
1 vote:

RussianPotato: It's possible.


It's more possible that all trump lovers are racist, raping, lying, amoral sacks of child molesting shiat.  Perhaps you can speak from personal experience.
 
2020-08-14 10:31:55 AM  
1 vote:

The Reverend Sam Hill: RussianPotato: It's possible.

It's "possible" that Allison Brie and Scarlett Johansson might come knocking on my door wanting a threesome.


You will have to be content that somewhere in the multiverse, that has/will actually happen.
 
2020-08-14 10:16:09 AM  
1 vote:
She needs several sessions of high voltage electro-shock therapy and massive doses of anti-psychotics and should probably spend at least 23 hours a day strapped to a hospital bed.
 
2020-08-14 10:07:41 AM  
1 vote:

BMulligan: RussianPotato: It's possible.

Sure. It's possible. And it's possible that some day you will post something that isn't stupid.


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2020-08-14 10:06:46 AM  
1 vote:
Under Obama Reagan came MS-13.

FTFY, lady. MS-13 dates back to 1980.
 
2020-08-14 10:01:21 AM  
1 vote:
Understanding the high road / low road to most things.

But I'm wondering if we can turn QAnon on themselves by creating click-bait headlines and put URLs to  QAnon's site and when people claim that the link didn't work, say that they are hiding the truth from you.

Ex:
Trump has a COVID vaccine and had given it to his supporters and refuses to release it before January

Trump golfs so much because it's the only time he can get leadership advice from Ronald Reagan
 
2020-08-14 9:52:15 AM  
1 vote:

usahole: SpectroBoy: Hooo boy. One of THOSE
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Save America? Honey you got to concentrate on your split ends first.


I'd start with the ridiculous sleeves on that dress. Looks like something the seductive, female space alien would wear in a 50s' B-movie.
 
2020-08-14 9:44:46 AM  
1 vote:

hugram: Hey Q, I think you finally may have done it. Your conspiracies are becoming so outrageous, you are going to put yourself out of business.  I can't believe the shiat I just finished reading from your blog.  No one in their right mind is going to believe the nonsense you just wrote.
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Luckily for Q and his blog, quite a large number of people are not in their right minds.
 
2020-08-14 9:42:14 AM  
1 vote:
You just know there's probably now Qanon hipsters out there like, man, I remember when Qanon used to be cool but it's so mainstream now. It used to be about finding out the truth behind everything, to stop all this bad stuff the liberals are doing with the lizard people of the hollow earth, but like, do the newer people even really believe in Numerology? Or about The Storm?
 
2020-08-14 9:34:44 AM  
1 vote:
Hooo boy. One of THOSE
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2020-08-14 9:34:03 AM  
1 vote:

SpectroBoy: She strikes me as a "not hot enough to be hot so desperate for attention" type.

Look, I Like Guns!  I believe your conspiracy! Pay attention to me!

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that picture?  that's a man.  NNTAWWT
 
2020-08-14 9:29:26 AM  
1 vote:
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Damn she'shiat a rough patch since leaving the Bellas.
 
2020-08-14 9:27:09 AM  
1 vote:

RussianPotato: It's possible.


It's "possible" that Allison Brie and Scarlett Johansson might come knocking on my door wanting a threesome.
 
2020-08-14 9:19:50 AM  
1 vote:

SpectroBoy: She strikes me as a "not hot enough to be hot so desperate for attention" type.

Look, I Like Guns!  I believe your conspiracy! Pay attention to me!

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2020-08-14 8:47:38 AM  
1 vote:
She must be fantastic in bed.
 
2020-08-14 8:12:53 AM  
1 vote:
well DUH
 
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