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(Media Matters)   QAnon-supporting GOP house candidate Marjorie Greene says Obama used MS-13 to assassinate Seth Rich   (mediamatters.org) divider line
    More: Facepalm, Barack Obama, Democratic Party, Media Matters, Joe Biden, September 11 attacks, Republican House candidate, QAnon supporter, Conspiracy theories  
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2020-08-14 8:12:53 AM  
well DUH
 
2020-08-14 8:19:09 AM  
That's what the Deep State wants you to think.  STUDY IT OUT SHEEPLE!
 
2020-08-14 8:32:41 AM  
Hey Q, I think you finally may have done it. Your conspiracies are becoming so outrageous, you are going to put yourself out of business.  I can't believe the shiat I just finished reading from your blog.  No one in their right mind is going to believe the nonsense you just wrote.
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2020-08-14 8:47:38 AM  
She must be fantastic in bed.
 
2020-08-14 8:53:03 AM  

SurfaceTension: She must be fantastic in bed.


THIS
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2020-08-14 8:59:15 AM  
Hillary murdered jfk jr now?  but I thought he was still alive and going to be trumps running mate

q nutbags can't even keep their own bullshiat straight
 
2020-08-14 9:06:44 AM  

SurfaceTension: She must be fantastic in bed.


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2020-08-14 9:06:48 AM  
It's possible.
 
2020-08-14 9:07:11 AM  

SurfaceTension: She must be fantastic in bed.


and she will slash your tires if she even thinks you are a deep state operative
 
2020-08-14 9:07:15 AM  
She's mentally ill.
 
2020-08-14 9:08:39 AM  
She strikes me as a "not hot enough to be hot so desperate for attention" type.

Look, I Like Guns!  I believe your conspiracy! Pay attention to me!

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2020-08-14 9:10:01 AM  
Increasing the suffering of a grieving family is such a Republican thing. She'll fit right in.
 
2020-08-14 9:11:06 AM  
Right wingers: the no morals, no ethics, no humanity shiat-humans.
 
2020-08-14 9:11:14 AM  
When will somebody finally shake them by the lapels and shout at them : "YOU CAN'T SAY shiat LIKE THAT YOU FIREBUGS ????"
 
2020-08-14 9:11:37 AM  
She's hot...if you're into manface.
 
2020-08-14 9:12:10 AM  
That's not surprising.  Real Americans think everyone who isn't a Real American is in a cabal against them.

That's basically the plot of Invasion USA:  an alliance of Russians, Nicaraguans, Cubans, black street gangs, liberal college professors, and punk rockers all unite to shoot at Christmas.
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2020-08-14 9:12:22 AM  
This is mostly rural, Larry McDonald John Birch territory.  It also includes one of the schools that had to close for CV 19.  These people are the salt of the earth.
 
2020-08-14 9:13:30 AM  
Donald Trump, who if you haven't heard is president of these States United, says she's going to be a star and that's good enough for me!
 
2020-08-14 9:13:50 AM  
We've got the tin foil for your hat, Mrs. Greene:
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2020-08-14 9:17:10 AM  
I kinda doubt she would ever entertain any bipartisan ideas.
 
2020-08-14 9:19:50 AM  

SpectroBoy: She strikes me as a "not hot enough to be hot so desperate for attention" type.

Look, I Like Guns!  I believe your conspiracy! Pay attention to me!

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2020-08-14 9:22:12 AM  
THE BEST PEO-- no ... no, I can't do it any more.  I can't.  The supernova of dumb has collapsed into a singularity and it's sucking my acerbic, often lame sense of humour along with it, leaving only rage and sadness.

Biden/Harris may not be the perfect ticket -- it's really, really not, but it's not a bad ticket, and when weighed against the current administration, electing them would be like switching from a 24/7 diet of fermented excrement to the biggest, juiciest steak with roasted garlic-and-rosemary potatoes and perfectly cooked green beans while getting oral from Jessica Alba at every meal.

Because I'm just so very, very tired of this non-stop firehose of shiat Trump is spraying across the country and catching every other country in the splash radius while he's got Putin's dick in his mouth and giving simultaneous handies the world's dictators.  It's exhausting.

I'm genuinely afraid of what Trump's going to do during his last three months if (WHEN!) he loses in November.
 
2020-08-14 9:24:19 AM  
If you elect these people, you'll get the governance you deserve.
 
2020-08-14 9:24:49 AM  
The internet has given me countless hours of entertainment but I'm at the point where I would fully support shutting the whole thing down. Just kill off the internet.
 
2020-08-14 9:24:56 AM  
I was wondering how they did it.  Can't wait to see her in action next year.
 
2020-08-14 9:25:03 AM  
https://fair.org/home/key-fact-obscur​e​d-in-immigration-coverage-ms-13-was-ma​de-in-usa/

The gang was actually founded in the Pico Union neighborhood of Los Angeles in the early 1980s, by Salvadoran immigrants and refugees from its civil war. Its subsequent growth from a small street gang in the US to a transnational criminal organization based out of the Northern Triangle  provides an illuminating case study of how US foreign policy choices can backfire spectacularly.
 
2020-08-14 9:25:17 AM  

SurfaceTension: She must be fantastic in bed.


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2020-08-14 9:27:05 AM  

alitaki: The internet has given me countless hours of entertainment but I'm at the point where I would fully support shutting the whole thing down. Just kill off the internet.


Yeah, I'm starting to lean your way.
 
2020-08-14 9:27:06 AM  
"Says?"

I assume she has no evidence to back up her statement, and that if I have questions, I will be instructed to "do my own research" or to "study it out".

I'll get right on that, as soon as I finish passionate sex with my wife, Morgan Fairchild, and three of her hot friends.
 
2020-08-14 9:27:09 AM  

RussianPotato: It's possible.


It's "possible" that Allison Brie and Scarlett Johansson might come knocking on my door wanting a threesome.
 
2020-08-14 9:27:19 AM  

SpectroBoy: She strikes me as a "not hot enough to be hot so desperate for attention" type.

Look, I Like Guns!  I believe your conspiracy! Pay attention to me!

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At first, I thought that was Mickey Rourke.
 
2020-08-14 9:29:26 AM  
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Damn she'shiat a rough patch since leaving the Bellas.
 
2020-08-14 9:29:37 AM  

Psychopusher: Biden/Harris may not be the perfect ticket -- it's really, really not, but it's not a bad ticket, and when weighed against the current administration, electing them would be like switching from a 24/7 diet of fermented excrement to the biggest, juiciest steak with roasted garlic-and-rosemary potatoes and perfectly cooked green beans while getting oral from Jessica Alba at every meal.


Biden is broccoli. The Flim Flam Führer is a dog turd. But the MAGA hats swear up and down that he's a chocolate brownie.
 
2020-08-14 9:29:48 AM  
That's just the tip of the iceberg. AOC worked with the Black Hand to help assassinate Archduke Franz Ferdinand.
 
2020-08-14 9:31:17 AM  
FTA : "...there have been at least 75 current or former congressional candidates who have expressed support for QAnon this election cycle; there are also 20 candidates who are on the ballot in November."

Just when you thought we couldn't be any more farked.
 
2020-08-14 9:33:28 AM  

SurfaceTension: She must be fantastic in bed.


And in an unexpected pause during that mind blowing sex, she pulls out a bread knife to try and saw off your balls, screaming at the top of her lungs something about you being a an "undercover deep state agent".

Hard pass.
 
2020-08-14 9:34:03 AM  

SpectroBoy: She strikes me as a "not hot enough to be hot so desperate for attention" type.

Look, I Like Guns!  I believe your conspiracy! Pay attention to me!

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that picture?  that's a man.  NNTAWWT
 
2020-08-14 9:34:36 AM  

SpectroBoy: She strikes me as a "not hot enough to be hot so desperate for attention" type.

Look, I Like Guns!  I believe your conspiracy! Pay attention to me!

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Are we sure she was born a woman?

/nntawwt
 
2020-08-14 9:34:44 AM  
Hooo boy. One of THOSE
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2020-08-14 9:37:48 AM  
Ok great! We will arrest and prosecute as soon as you give us your actual evidence!

Crickets
 
2020-08-14 9:38:10 AM  
The AJC had this article about her today:

When I wrote about Greene before, I emailed some questions to her campaign and her communications guy simply responded, "You are part of the Socialist Fake News media attempting to smear Marjorie because she, like millions of Americans, understands there is a Deep State in this country working to undermine President Trump."

Let me pause here and correct the candidate on her delusions: She insists the media is "terrified" and "hates" her "guts." Nah. Actually, we love politicians like Marjorie Taylor Greene. The stories write themselves.

I remember back in the day feeling a bit let down when the voters of DeKalb County ousted Cynthia McKinney, the congressional Democratic conspiracy monger of another era. Just putting her name in the paper used to make people crazy - and they read every word.


https://www.ajc.com/opinion/columnist​s​/opinion-whos-crazy-marjorie-taylor-gr​eene-or-her-georgia-voters/U5XYK7IG4BF​LDNP7E4HVHMHTGI/
 
2020-08-14 9:40:35 AM  
Georgia's 14th Congressional District

In 2018 the Republican won there by 50 points, in the two elections before that he ran unopposed.
Welcome to Congress, Mrs Dangerous Nutjob.
 
2020-08-14 9:42:14 AM  
You just know there's probably now Qanon hipsters out there like, man, I remember when Qanon used to be cool but it's so mainstream now. It used to be about finding out the truth behind everything, to stop all this bad stuff the liberals are doing with the lizard people of the hollow earth, but like, do the newer people even really believe in Numerology? Or about The Storm?
 
2020-08-14 9:43:17 AM  
expecting some Ralph Wiggins, maybe Obama killed him too.
 
2020-08-14 9:44:46 AM  

hugram: Hey Q, I think you finally may have done it. Your conspiracies are becoming so outrageous, you are going to put yourself out of business.  I can't believe the shiat I just finished reading from your blog.  No one in their right mind is going to believe the nonsense you just wrote.
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Luckily for Q and his blog, quite a large number of people are not in their right minds.
 
2020-08-14 9:46:08 AM  
Seth Rich was found dead shortly after he was murdered?

OMGs REALLY??????????????????????
 
2020-08-14 9:46:20 AM  
That woman needs a mental health professional. Seriously.
 
2020-08-14 9:48:02 AM  

SpectroBoy: Hooo boy. One of THOSE
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She looks like Lori Grenier after a meth bender.
 
2020-08-14 9:49:06 AM  

SpectroBoy: Hooo boy. One of THOSE
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Save America? Honey you got to concentrate on your split ends first.
 
2020-08-14 9:50:44 AM  
I have to wonder what'll happen to some of these Q nut jobs when they finally do get to Congress, get a chance to actually see the intelligence reports, etc. Do they ever have that 'aha' moment when they realize it's all bullshiat?
 
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