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(Kotaku)   Nintendo has removed Mario's nipples. Mama Mia   (kotaku.com) divider line
    More: Awkward, World, 2000s American television series, Shigeru Miyamoto, official art of the character, Kotaku, new art, website Automaton, Nintendo  
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2020-08-14 10:03:10 AM  
30 votes:
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2020-08-14 9:24:56 AM  
22 votes:
How are we going to get Mario milk?
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2020-08-14 11:23:11 AM  
10 votes:

Nimbull: However Peaches is still peachy.


Wet Ass Peach
 
2020-08-14 9:38:40 AM  
6 votes:

iron de havilland: No nipples = not a mammal ∴ Mario is a Lizard Person.

Study it out, sheeple.


Son of a biatch!

Yoshi was Mario this whole time :0

I need to sit down
 
2020-08-14 9:17:00 AM  
5 votes:
I have nipples too Fokker, can you milk me?
 
2020-08-14 9:40:45 AM  
3 votes:
How will he feed his young?
 
2020-08-14 9:17:01 AM  
3 votes:
Then there are people whose nipples are too small and need to be fixed.

/sfw? I use adblock/noscript there
 
2020-08-14 10:14:53 AM  
2 votes:
annnnnnd now I have Mario's nipples in my head.

/come onnnnn, giant meteor.
 
2020-08-14 9:24:38 AM  
2 votes:
No nipples = not a mammal ∴ Mario is a Lizard Person.

Study it out, sheeple.
 
2020-08-14 2:55:00 PM  
1 vote:

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [Fark user image 300x336]


That's ridiculous and stupid.

/he's a middle-aged Italian plumber - trust me he's gonna have wayyyyyyy  bigger boobs than that
//shudder
///double-shudder
 
2020-08-14 9:37:39 AM  
1 vote:
Don't we have a [Boobies] tag?
 
2020-08-14 9:23:04 AM  
1 vote:
Luigi probably put them up to it
 
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